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Now This Is Funny!


floridanative

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floridanative Community Regular

Okay - my BIL writes a song for me and my Mother (both of us have Celiac). Think of the song from Flashdance - 'She's a Maniac, Maniac..........ok got that? Here are the lyrics that fit that tune

I'm a Celiac, Celiac, don't you know

And I can't have me no gluten anymore...

I'm a Celiac, Celiac, that's for sure

And I gotta do my shoppin' at the hippie store

Okay that's all he's got so far. Also, the ref. to the hippie store is that Mother has to shop at a co-op health food store run by legitimate hippies to get gluten-free baked goods and mixes. This is totally foreign to her so it's funnier if you know her. Still when they called last night singing this song over the phone I was on the floor LMAO! Then my 4 yr. old niece starts singing it when they were finished....it was tooooo funny! (to me anyway). Seems like there's not that much positive to share on this board sometimes and when something is funny it relates to some retarded doctor. So this is funny without the aggravation we usually see here.


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penguin Community Regular

:lol: LOL :lol: LOL :lol: LOL :lol: LOL :lol: LOL :lol:

That's great! Thanks for sharing!!! :lol:

angel-jd1 Community Regular

HILLARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you so much for making me crack up today!! :lol:

-Jessica :rolleyes:

Guest nini

OMG!!!!! That is too freakin funny!!!!

paulasimone Rookie

that is *simply awesome*.

i live right next door to the hippie store for convenience's sake.

i think i'll go cut the neck out of a sweatshirt and dance around singing that - maybe someone'll throw a bucket of water on me and make it *just like* flashdance. ;)

flagbabyds Collaborator

That is hilarious! :)

Becky6 Enthusiast

Too funny!!!


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Ursa Major Collaborator

I am sitting here totally cracking up. Your comments are just as funny as the song. I would love to hear it!

Canadian Karen Community Regular

That is priceless!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!! :lol::lol::lol:

Karen

Guest Viola
:lol::lol::lol: Oh thank you! That is just too funny! I wish I could hear it. I really know what you mean by the hippie store too, as we are in hippie heaven around here. :lol:
Guest BERNESES

So funny! I'm going to sing it to my hubby- he'll die!

Canadian Karen Community Regular

LOL! If I sang it to my husband, he WOULD die, but from my singing! not the song! LOL :lol::lol:;)

Karen

Judyin Philly Enthusiast

WHAT A RIOT.

CAN GO TO BED WITH A SMILE TONIGHT..YEP IT'S LATE FELL ASLEEP READING A celiac disease COOKBOOK.

YOU KNOW SOME ONE POSTED ON HERE 'MICROPHONE' WHERE YOU READ A POEM OR SOMETHING. DIDN'T DO IT BUT WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT IF YOU GOT ON THAT THREAD AND SANG IT FOR US.

WHAT A HOOT. :lol:

JUDY IN PHILLY

MallysMama Explorer

That's so funny!!! I've not seen flashdance (a little before my movie watching time, I think?)...but I've heard the song...so I was able to put the words to the tune. Hilarious!! Thanks for the laughs! :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient

Tiffany--Too funny--the hippie store :lol::lol::lol:

floridanative Community Regular

Glad I could make you alll laugh....I'll tell my BIL his song is a big hit! If any one has the energy to add more lyrics we'd all love to hear (read) them!

VydorScope Proficient
Glad I could make you alll laugh....I'll tell my BIL his song is a big hit! If any one has the energy to add more lyrics we'd all love to hear (read) them!

Tell him we want an MP3 of it :)

angel-jd1 Community Regular
Tell him we want an MP3 of it :)

Heck with an MP3, tell him we want a music video too!! haha I can just see somebody pushing a cart down the lanes of a hippe store singing that song Maybe wearing some tie die in the end haha

-Jessica :rolleyes:

killernj13 Enthusiast

On this topic here are two I got from a friend at work:

Kevin's Song - (Sung to the Music of With or Without You by U2) (ASCAP) All rights reserved

"And you give your wheat away, And you give your wheat away

With or With Au Jus, I can't live, with or with Au Jus "

Sung to American Pie by Don McLean (ASCAP) All rights reserved.

Bye Bye, Cinnamon Apple Pie,

Drove my Chevy to the levee,

But the levee was dry,

Poor Ol Kevin couldn't have oats, barley or rye,

Saying this will be the day that I die,

This will be the day that I die.

jenvan Collaborator

very cute!

VydorScope Proficient

Sent this link to my wife over IM and she said..

LOL!

Okay, that is just hysterical. The "hippie store". I love it. I do feel like a freak when we go to Wild Oats.*laugh*

Guest BERNESES

Here's the original lyrics to the song. let's have a field day!

Just a steel-town girl on a Saturday night, lookin' for the fight of her life

In the real-time world no one sees her at all, they all say she's crazy

Locking rhythms to the beat of her heart, changing movement into light

She has danced into the danger zone, when a dancer becomes a dance

It can cut you like a knife, if the gift becomes the fire

On a wire between will and what will be

She's a maniac, maniac on the floor

And she's dancing like she's never danced before

She's a maniac, maniac on the floor

And she's dancing like she's never danced before

On the ice blue line of insanity is a place most never see.

It's a hard won place of mystery, touch it, but can't hold it

You work all your life for that moment in time, it could come or pass you by

It's a push-shove world, but there's always a chance

If the hunger stays alive

There's a cold kinetic heat struggling, stretching for defeat

Never stopping with her head against the wind

She's a maniac, maniac, I sure know

And she's dancing like she's never danced before

She's a maniac, maniac, I sure know

And she's dancing like she's never danced before

[solo]

It can cut you like a knife, if the gift becomes the fire

On a wire between will and what will be

She's a maniac, maniac, I sure know

And she's dancing like she's never danced before

[repeats out]

OK- I got a first verse.

Just a hungry girl on a Saturday night

Gonna give some chef the fight of his life

In the medical world no one sees her at all, they all say she's CRAZY

floridanative Community Regular

Oh my! The apple pie song is a riot!!! Thanks for sharing!

I never knew that Maniac song had to many lyrics....well there are enough creative people on here to replace them all with appropriate gluten free humor I'm sure. Canadian Karen....I know you've got something to add as you are a great writer after all. No pressure of course :D

Berneses....I love it!

Canadian Karen Community Regular

LOL! Sure, no pressure, eh?

I'll have to work on it - going to my Moms and Nannys today with the boys.....

Hugglees!

Karen

erin24 Explorer

I seriously laughed out loud when i read that!!!!!!!!!! :)

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