Omg...i Might Be On To Something

[Green12]

NO EFFIN' AFLAC GEESE!!!!!

Chelse, I'm glad you brought that up.

[CarlaB]

Carla, what a wonderful picture. You are so pretty and love your dress.

Thank you, thank you, thank you!! Last Christmas Eve, standing in front of my stove cooking!!

[TheDave]

Dave, you have to put Town Hottie and Town Troublemaker in your job description.

Done...but I must disagree

Boy oh boy.

I leave to have dinner and you guys go south on me.

May I remind you that Rachelville has rules of decorum and dress. Mr. Dave--you at least need a tank top on while working we can't have all the women falling all over themselves (whether it be from laughter or fainting ). The rest of you, Mother Hen is back on patrol and expects better behavior.

It would be laughter...but my apologies to the Mother Hen!

Village idiot you better fix you signature...

Done.

NO EFFIN' AFLAC GEESE!!!!!

If we have the aflac bird I'm moving out of Rachelville.

Don't ask why, too traumatic. A guy and a lot of vodka. I'll leave it at that.

Besides, the AFLAC bird is a DUCK. Geese honk, they don't quack

(That was a premature post, I'm all caught up now though, as of 8:56pm)

Hmmm...ok, sounds like a pretty interesting story though!

And where are the Altoids?????

No that would be my parrot! That's what happens when you get a friend to babysit for a week, they teach your bird to say AFFLAC!!!!

I'm in your time zone, too!!!

Sorry about your parrot! I would kill whoever babysit your bird!

[Guest BERNESES]

OMG- I go get a colonoscopy and have 20 pages to read, The Dave is half-naked and i don't even know him, and we're slow dancin', swaying to the music and Karen is ALREADY in the stright jacket. GREAT googly moogly i say! That'll learn me to take time out for an alien probe.

It was fine. My colon is A OK endoscopically speaking (sorry Dave- there is colon talk on here )

but won't know about microscopically OK on Friday. She took biopsies and pictures (wwhich I will NOT post for your viewing pleasure ). No evidence of colitis or IBD. She thinks probably C Diff despite negative test, but also is checking my thyroid, and it could be gall bladder because some people develop chronic D after having it removed (so then can I have it back please? )

Carla- I LOVE your new pic. So pretty!!!!!!!

Gotta run. Long day, many drugs (most of which were good but I have narcotic nightmares- these long dream that I can't escape from where mean, yucky things are happening). narcotics are NOT my friend. Would rather drink a bottle of tequila and hold a stick between my teeth. I'm probably the only perspn on the planet to take that!!!!! I'm tired. Yawn!!!! And it was a long day- had to leave for Boston at 5 a.m., endure alien probe, take said narcotics and then catch up on 20 pages in Rachelville. Want my bed!!!!! Love to all, esp. the purple glittery bats, Beverly

[CarlaB]

Oh my gosh! I'm to my own post, so I'm caught up!!! You all have been busy!

Carla- I LOVE your new pic. So pretty!!!!!!!

Thanks, yours is still the best!!

Glad everything went well today. Colonoscopies are a blast!

[TheDave]

OMG- I go get a colonoscopy and have 20 pages to read, The Dave is half-naked and i don't even know him, and we're slow dancin', swaying to the music and Karen is ALREADY in the stright jacket. GREAT googly moogly i say! That'll learn me to take time out for an alien probe.

It was fine. My colon is A OK endoscopically speaking (sorry Dave- there is colon talk on here )

No problem! Colon talk doesn't bug me.....in fact...my colon is pretty great itself!

Cheers to you!

[Mango04]

I caaaannnn't keep uppppppp!!!!!!!!

[CarlaB]

Done...but I must disagree

Sorry about your parrot! I would kill whoever babysit your bird!

Do you disagree with town hottie or Town Troublemaker????

Do you know how hard it is to find a birdsitter???

[AndreaB]

Cecile,

How's gums and giggles? My gums and giggles is still that.

[AndreaB]

edit post-irrevelant

[Canadian Karen]

I think it would be safe to take off the jacket until night fall...when it gets late you might need to put it back on....

Dave, Dave, Dave........... you don't know me very well, do you......... It is NEVER safe with me around.....

Do the geese in Rachelville go around yelling AFFLAC?

-Dave

They are Canada Geese - they end everything with "eh"........

Beverly, if it is microscopic (collagenous) colitis they were looking for, it wouldn't be visible during the colonoscopy anyway. The only way to confirm is with a pathologist looking at the biopsy samples through a microscope.....

Okay, straightjacket going back on........

[Green12]

Beverly, glad everything went well today! That sounds horrible what the narcotics do to you, probably would do the same to me. I don't mix well with drugs.

Carla, good to hear you had such a great experience at Maggianos

I didn't make Dave do it, I just ordered him to

You can take it off if you don't agree with it...

[mommida]

OHH BOY!!!?

I've been busy painting this house here and sidetracked by a treasure hunt. It's gonna take days to read all this! How on earth did all this happen without me, the Hall's cough drop queen?

L.

[Green12]

They are Canada Geese - they end everything with "eh"........

Karen

I love that.

[Canadian Karen]

OHH BOY!!!?

I've been busy painting this house here and sidetracked by a treasure hunt. It's gonna take days to read all this! How on earth did all this happen without me, the Hall's cough drop queen?

L.

YAAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!!! Another partner in crime has come to wreak havoc!!!!! Now everyone REALLY has to head for the hills!

[mommida]

Just got to the naked Dave part..... Naked guys always make me smile.

[TheDave]

Do you disagree with town hottie or Town Troublemaker????

Do you know how hard it is to find a birdsitter???

I definitely agree with Troublemaker, but not town hottie of course!

Village idiot... Julie made you put that on your signature? Oh dear gaaaawwwwwdddd

No I volunteered about the village idiot

I vote for troublemaker. Dave....I'm not, I'm not, I'm not!

I concur!

[VydorScope]

Okay finally caught up... but now I gotta go to bed

Got that silly heart test stuff in the AM. Need to be alert for it, you never know what they might stick in you, or where if your not careful!

[AndreaB]

Okay finally caught up... but now I gotta go to bed

Got that silly heart test stuff in the AM. Need to be alert for it, you never know what they might stick in you, or where if your not careful!

Yikes, That doesn't sound like fun.

Talitha's got her 3 month check back with the nephrologist on Thursday. We don't expect any problems and neither does he (the doctor).

I've got to get all the kidlets to bed. I'll be back later.

Night to all who need to leave before I get back.

[Canadian Karen]

Good luck tomorrow Vincent! It'll be over before ya know it!

I go for my endo on August 16th. I hate those things..... But we are desperately hoping there are little villi soldiers standing at attention!

[Green12]

Okay finally caught up... but now I gotta go to bed

Got that silly heart test stuff in the AM. Need to be alert for it, you never know what they might stick in you, or where if your not careful!

Good luck Vincent!!!

[AndreaB]

Julie,

How's the diet going?

Did Rachel get lost. Grocery shopping takes up sooooo much time.

Dave,

Are you still with us? You're being awfully quiet if you are.

Another late night for Mitch. He went in between 4-5 this morning and still isn't home.

[Guest Robbin]

Good googly moogly gosh-I am gone for a few hours and The Dave is half naked (I even did an f5 and didn't SEE it, lol), drive by postings, everyone else asleep I am on daylight savings time too, but have insomnia quite alot.

Andrea, when do you sleep, girl! I meant to mention before, but my dh's grandmother was named Talitha. I never knew another. I love Biblical names, too.

Hey, The Dave, so, you work with Rachel? What exactly do you do? Is there a Mrs. Village Idiot? Tell us more about yourself. What are your hobbies? Do you by any chance make scrunchies or bracelets? Enquiring minds want to know, lol

[TheDave]

Julie,

How's the diet going?

Did Rachel get lost. Grocery shopping takes up sooooo much time.

Dave,

Are you still with us? You're being awfully quiet if you are.

Another late night for Mitch. He went in between 4-5 this morning and still isn't home.

Wow...he must get some crazy OT!

I'm still here.....lurking mostly....not busy tonight...full moon must be gone huh?

[AndreaB]

Hey Robbin,

It's great to see you this late.

I usually head off sometime between 10:30 and 11:30 and don't get up until 7:30 or 8:00. Kids don't get up until between 7-8. I'm one of those that like to sleep my 8 hours. Kids names...Talitha, Micah and Seth....all bible names.

Wow...he must get some crazy OT!

I'm still here.....lurking mostly....not busy tonight...full moon must be gone huh?

Don't I wish. He gets paid by the mile. I'm one the phone with him now. He's about 2 hours away and waiting for another truck to get loaded, then he'll be on his way home. It'll be about midnight before he gets home and then he's out the door around 5 if not earlier.