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jerseyangel Proficient
He smells of wee <_<

:lol::lol::lol: OMG

<=====Best I could do on short notice. :rolleyes:

This is much better, hope Amanda dosesn't mind, though ;)

See ya, Richard :)


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DingoGirl Enthusiast
WOT??

She actually pops the pill right on air in front of the nation??????? :o;):lol:

:lol:

'tis a flavoUr enhancer

Leaving to head home, have fun Sillies!

Bye Bye silly one! Give Danny kisses for us!

Oh Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!!!

Another almost-pee-in-my-pants-laughing-so-hard moment when I read this Nikki!!

:lol::lol::lol: :l

smells of wee

:lol: :lol:

perhaps we should rename it the DEPENDS thread.......:huh: lots of pants-peeing lately.....

GOODBYE RICHARD!!!

Save the world, what WILL you be doing this weekend???

BTW this thread is EEEEEE-VILLLLE!!!! I can hardly get anything done!! STOP THE MADNESS YOU CRAZY MONKEYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:wacko:

TriticusToxicum Explorer
BTW this thread is EEEEEE-VILLLLE!!!! I can hardly get anything done!! STOP THE MADNESS YOU CRAZY MONKEYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:wacko:

DITTO the EEEEEEVVVIILLLLLLLL I'm late going home on a Friday afternoon?!

Somebody HELP ME!

Over and out!

Green12 Enthusiast
WOT??

She actually pops the pill right on air in front of the nation??????? :o;):lol:

Wait, is "pops the pill" code for something???

:lol:

...because I am thinking it is.....

and if it is what I think it is, then YES, she "pops the pill" right then and there with her food

:lol::lol:

nikki-uk Enthusiast

Truelly ..he does!!

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SOOOOOOOooo, I'm stuck with 'Danny' from Wegmans (right?) for the weekend as Richard has gone home.

..at least he's not drunk ...but just where exactly has he put his right arm??? :blink:

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Have you seen her lick her fingers and taste her dishes with ecstasy???

Julie, just a little play on the word 'ecstacy' (as in illegal drug..SSSHH!)

Green12 Enthusiast
Julie, just a little play on the word 'ecstacy' (as in illegal drug..SSSHH!)

:lol: Nikki

Well I guess my head was in the gutter on that one :ph34r::o:ph34r:

I thought maybe it was an expression you used in your neck of the woods.

Now I get it, a little late, but I get it!


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People, People . . .

How many times do I have to tell you to be careful when you're quoting???!!!! :o

Patti - look what you've done on post#3980 . . . put some blank lines in . . . edit out the arrow . . . there are many many options . . . :lol::lol:

Hmmm, Richard's off to save the world . . . we're just planning on going to the zoo! They've got lemurs there! :)

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Well I guess my head was in the gutter on that one :ph34r::o:ph34r:

No probs Julie, am often accused of said same thing :blink:

I thought maybe it was an expression you used in your neck of the woods.

No, but you know....maybe I could start something!!!

Maybe I could add it in the Urban dictionary!! :lol:

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Hmmm, Richard's off to save the world . . . we're just planning on going to the zoo! They've got lemurs there! :)

..and I'm off to bed - night all you crazy NUTS!!! :D

DingoGirl Enthusiast
People, People . . .

How many times do I have to tell you to be careful when you're quoting???!!!! :o

Patti - look what you've done on post#3980 . . . put some blank lines in . . . edit out the arrow . . . there are many many options . . . :lol::lol:

OMG :lol: :lol: :lol: careful indeed....

but I WAS talking about my little weasel!!!!

(uh-oh, I don't think that is a good thing to say around here......) :lol:

:wacko:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

So it is a quick dinner tonight, some Bell and Evans chicken nuggets and fries.

Treat Danny well this weekend Nikki.

We are getting ready for a storm. The wind is picking up :)

elye Community Regular

Susie's Little Weasel...Bob Goulet's Emerald Nuts.... :o:o

Jeez, I sure don't blush easily, but my heavens...

:lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Susie's Little Weasel...Bob Goulet's Emerald Nuts.... :o:o

Jeez, I sure don't blush easily, but my heavens...

:lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

(BTW The Weasel is what I call Annie for those who don't know :lol: )

And there is Janet - -

OHHHHH JANET - -- guests fending for themselves, are they????

:lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
Patti - look what you've done on post#3980 . . . put some blank lines in . . . edit out the arrow . . . there are many many options . . . :lol::lol:

Oh my Gawd :o:lol:

That's what I get for not checking my post.....

So today I'm a pitiful fat girl with excessive facial hair :P Oye

Ok--I fixed it.

tom Contributor

:lol: Nikki's hatted cat! :lol:

And many more scattered LOLs during aNOTHer 4pg catchup!!

Food porn :lol:

Susie Q you have such discipline, such restraint ........of which I have none.

Hehe Julie, I took it as the complete opposite - that SusieQueue was admitting to having ZERO restraint. Hence, the absence of expanded cable.

(Speaking of which - how does Susie know about a new trend of ingred close-ups?) :P

(I do watch food porn however, Paula Deen is my favorite :D )

I do watch a lot of Food Channel, but my fav cooking show, by far, is America's Test Kitchen, on PBS!!!

tom Contributor

Grrrrrrr double post . . .

So I'll take this opportunity to just say I'm not touching that weasel topic w/ a 10", errrrrr I mean 10' pole. :rolleyes::lol:

elye Community Regular
Grrrrrrr double post . . .

So I'll take this opportunity to just say I'm not touching that weasel topic w/ a 10", errrrrr I mean 10' pole. :rolleyes::lol:

Awwww...C'mon, Tom....scaredy cat! scaredy cat! ;)

Darn210 Enthusiast
And there is Janet - -

OHHHHH JANET - -- guests fending for themselves, are they????

:lol:

No, No . . . twasn't me <looking right and left> ummm . . . gotta go B)

Green12 Enthusiast

For the bored:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
No, No . . . twasn't me <looking right and left> ummm . . . gotta go B)

]

WHERE Is the orange troll that was terrorizing Bev's ANGUS?? Please, don't spare us your only photoshop skill :lol:

JULIE - - OMG - LOVE that game show thing...

"mississippi, Tennessee....."

Good Lord.

Yes, I AM truly bored tonight.

:huh:

oh dear.....life HAS passed me by...............

:lol:

:huh:

Home on a Friday night, alone w/ dingos......................

:huh:

so sad.

DingoGirl Enthusiast

part deux

...and may I please just add...

I don't know.....how does one tell....but Annie's foot is NOT looking good - - - "all swolt up" (thank you Richard Pryor)....and - - is it sprained? Broken? oh dear..... x-rays are goign to be expensive....

:blink:

So there is ONE dingo staring at me because she hasn't had her walk today (good old Stinker)

and ANOTHER dingo staring at me (but not following me to every room, can hardly walk) because she's in pain....

and look, THIS is my Friday night.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

so pathetic.

:huh:

Green12 Enthusiast
JULIE - - OMG - LOVE that game show thing...

Yes, I AM truly bored tonight.

Me too :(

Here's more:

I miss some of these old game shows.

DingoGirl Enthusiast

OMG

:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

Those are CLASSICS - - Jack Paar, Richard Dawson......VERY good!!

<dingy needs a life - - dingy needs a life>

Last night, a drunken man showed up at my doorstep at 10 pm. :o

That is NOT the kind of life for which I am looking.

:lol::wacko::lol:

Daughter-of-TheLight Apprentice

*tries not to drown under a sea of diseases and politics*

*gasp*

*choke*

*cough*

ALMOST DONE WITH MY NEG!!!

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