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nikki-uk Enthusiast

How weird is that??? :unsure:

When I hit 'reply' to Bev's post it said something different to what shows on the board - hardware that knows you're trying to swear with the 'F' word??!!! --- probably tells you off in an email too !!!!! :lol:

Oh Bev!!! Hope it ain't the pernume-numes (as my son used to call it :blink: ) ...big {{{{hugs}}}}}


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Darn210 Enthusiast

Patti, Bev and Amanda (and any other board moderators that might be peeking in), at the next "staff" meeting with Scott, can one of you make a motion to have the green guy emoticon added? Has he ever mentioned it during a meeting? Is it in the meeting minutes? Do you guys have gluten free donuts at your meetings? Does he fly you all in? Is it all teleconferenced? Is it "offsite" at some great place like San Diego, well, not there, maybe Key West? Do you have a dress code for when you are online "moderating"? Like everyone wears a powdered blue shirt with their name embroidered on it? Do you get overtime? Double time on Sundays? a 401K? Do you have ergonomically correct desk chairs? Free coffee or do you have to chip in every time you take a cup? Do you get free samples from all the advertisers? Business casual or blue jeans? Who's most likely to get drunk at the Christmas/Holiday Party and dance on the table?

OK - just wondering what all is involved in being a moderator?

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Thanks guys! I read a recap on TWOP.

That Izzy is about as popular over there as baked beans on a bus trip :lol:

:lol:

Izzy and George. Pshaw. I don't see it and it actually grosses me out. :huh:

um, what is TWOP? :blink:

He sits in his food dish between meals :blink::lol:

Ohhhhhhhhhh that is so CUTE!!! 'tis clearly a hint for more food. :) When I give Annie a pan or plate to lick after I've eaten (yes, guilty :ph34r: ) she stands with both feet atop it - v. cute.

Richard - HARRUMPH indeed - - painting is truly heinous - - - and you have to go back for more..................oh so sorry. But not feeling that sorry for you, I have to paint nearly entire inside of house ALONE... :angry: A dreadful bore, was considering taking some hallucinogenic drugs to complete the task :lol: (oh dear, been reading too many parole evaluations :huh:)

TriticusToxicum Explorer
Patti, Bev and Amanda (and any other board moderators that might be peeking in), at the next "staff" meeting with Scott, can one of you make a motion to have the green guy emoticon added? Has he ever mentioned it during a meeting? Is it in the meeting minutes? Do you guys have gluten free donuts at your meetings? Does he fly you all in? Is it all teleconferenced? Is it "offsite" at some great place like San Diego, well, not there, maybe Key West? Do you have a dress code for when you are online "moderating"? Like everyone wears a powdered blue shirt with their name embroidered on it? Do you get overtime? Double time on Sundays? a 401K? Do you have ergonomically correct desk chairs? Free coffee or do you have to chip in every time you take a cup? Do you get free samples from all the advertisers? Business casual or blue jeans? Who's most likely to get drunk at the Christmas/Holiday Party and dance on the table?

OK - just wondering what all is involved in being a moderator?

Say...there are an awful lot of moderators in our midst <_< ...ever get the feeling you're being watched...by a donut eating-powder-blue-shirt-wearing-table-dancing spy? :o Me-thinks they are here to goad us into party-fouls and the like...You've been OUTED! I've got my eyes on you, and you and you too! :o

"you lookin' at me?"

TriticusToxicum Explorer
:lol:

Richard - HARRUMPH indeed - - painting is truly heinous - - - and you have to go back for more..................oh so sorry. But not feeling that sorry for you, I have to paint nearly entire inside of house ALONE... :angry: A dreadful bore, was considering taking some hallucinogenic drugs to complete the task :lol: (oh dear, been reading too many parole evaluations :huh:)

:o:huh: ...uhhhhh hallucinogenic drugs plus high places are pretty far down my list of things to do before i die...right towards the end...just above scaling a razor ribbon topped eletrified chain-link fence...naked...in the rain...at night...on national tv...in Alabama :o

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Hee Hee!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Richard- You little Dutch Boy you :o

The queen Might have the pneumonia :( so risking a warning and being stripped of my crown and moderator status I will type SOME of George Carlin's Words you can't say on TV just to see what they look like :ph34r:

poop

Everything fun (including the F word) comes out as POOP!

poop

crap

poop

:huh: omg :lol:

BEV - pnot the pneumonia!!!! :( so sorry. Wrap your head in a hot towel. (um, don't know where that's from but it's a TV show and someone funny said to do it to someone else)

Patti, Bev and Amanda (and any other board moderators that might be peeking in), at the next "staff" meeting with Scott, can one of you make a motion to have the green guy emoticon added? Has he ever mentioned it during a meeting? Is it in the meeting minutes? Do you guys have gluten free donuts at your meetings? Does he fly you all in? Is it all teleconferenced? Is it "offsite" at some great place like San Diego, well, not there, maybe Key West? Do you have a dress code for when you are online "moderating"? Like everyone wears a powdered blue shirt with their name embroidered on it? Do you get overtime? Double time on Sundays? a 401K? Do you have ergonomically correct desk chairs? Free coffee or do you have to chip in every time you take a cup? Do you get free samples from all the advertisers? Business casual or blue jeans? Who's most likely to get drunk at the Christmas/Holiday Party and dance on the table?

oh my gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawd :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Um, I CAN answer one question for you.....'twill clearly be our Queen Bev who will get drunk and dance on the tables (or jump on trampolines, as it were)

jerseyangel Proficient

Susie--

Open Original Shared Link

For recaps, go to "Pick a Show" and scroll down. The forums are pretty funny :P


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Patti, Bev and Amanda (and any other board moderators that might be peeking in), at the next "staff" meeting with Scott, can one of you make a motion to have the green guy emoticon added? Has he ever mentioned it during a meeting? Is it in the meeting minutes? Do you guys have gluten free donuts at your meetings? Does he fly you all in? Is it all teleconferenced? Is it "offsite" at some great place like San Diego, well, not there, maybe Key West? Do you have a dress code for when you are online "moderating"? Like everyone wears a powdered blue shirt with their name embroidered on it? Do you get overtime? Double time on Sundays? a 401K? Do you have ergonomically correct desk chairs? Free coffee or do you have to chip in every time you take a cup? Do you get free samples from all the advertisers? Business casual or blue jeans? Who's most likely to get drunk at the Christmas/Holiday Party and dance on the table?

OK - just wondering what all is involved in being a moderator?

Oh yes- they're quite luxurious!!! we all go Open Original Shared Link Open Original Shared Link

and eat nothing butOpen Original Shared Link

I wish!!!!!!!!!! No, you just read new topics, PIN em and report bad people :P

Susie- Pass some of those drugs!

Mtndog Collaborator
Um, I CAN answer one question for you.....'twill clearly be our Queen Bev who will get drunk and dance on the tables (or jump on trampolines, as it were)

Emily dances on tables too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;)

jerseyangel Proficient
Say...there are an awful lot of moderators in our midst <_< ...ever get the feeling you're being watched...by a donut eating-powder-blue-shirt-wearing-table-dancing spy? :o Me-thinks they are here to goad us into party-fouls and the like...You've been OUTED! I've got my eyes on you, and you and you too! :o

"you lookin' at me?"

:lol: That's right--we are double agents sent onto this thread to entrap all you merry mirth makers :lol:

At least that's what we were told during the quarterly C.C meeting in Hawaii....oops :ph34r: er...I mean the group email. That's right--email...there are no secret meetings :unsure:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Oh yes- they're quite luxurious!!! we all go Open Original Shared Link Open Original Shared Link

and eat nothing butOpen Original Shared Link

I KNEW IT!!

I wish!!!!!!!!!! No, you just read new topics, PIN em and report bad people :P

Scott told you to say that, didn't he?

Bev, hope you don't have amonia (as it's called at our house).

TriticusToxicum Explorer

Given some more thought to the whle moderator question... perhaps the big cheese has slected our moderators witht he whole "keep your friends close, and your enemies closer" mentality...HE (capitalized to show respect) is really keeping a close eye on a select bunch of known table dancers and trampoline bouncers...it makes me feel better to think this is true...anybody see my hallucinogenic meds? :huh: My model glue? My whiteout? Something!Please! My cherry flavored highlighter !:wacko:

nikki-uk Enthusiast
'tis clearly a hint for more food. :)

Will is a little piggy <_< ...he already gets fed 4+ times a day - he will be as big as Simon soon !!! (Bev ;) )

A dreadful bore, was considering taking some hallucinogenic drugs to complete the task :lol: (oh dear, been reading too many parole evaluations :huh:)

Oh DEAR GAWD !!!!!!!!!!! :lol::lol::lol:

....don't suggest this to Terry who is currently painting our bathroom (Tis painting season?)- he might think that'll pass the time easier :ph34r::unsure::lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Given some more thought to the whle moderator question... perhaps the big cheese has slected our moderators witht he whole "keep your friends close, and your enemies closer" mentality...HE (capitalized to show respect) is really keeping a close eye on a select bunch of known table dancers and trampoline bouncers...it makes me feel better to think this is true...

What? You were up for moderator and HE turned you down, huh?

Darn210 Enthusiast
Emily dances on tables too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;)

That statement REEKS of someone who is trying to divert attention away from herself. Hmmm . . . there must be some photos floating around.

jerseyangel Proficient
That statement REEKS of someone who is trying to divert attention away from herself. Hmmm . . . there must be some photos floating around.

She was young and needed the money ;)

TriticusToxicum Explorer
What? You were up for moderator and HE turned you down, huh?

I am not BITTER.

<_<

I am feeling much better since the shock therapy. :rolleyes:

nikki-uk Enthusiast
:lol: That's right--we are double agents sent onto this thread to entrap all you merry mirth makers :lol:

At least that's what we were told during the quarterly C.C meeting in Hawaii....oops :ph34r: er...I mean the group email. That's right--email...there are no secret meetings :unsure:

PATTI !!!!!!!!!

Are YOU taking Susie's drugs??? ....... :lol::lol::lol:

Merry Mirth Makers :lol:

TriticusToxicum Explorer
PATTI !!!!!!!!!

Are YOU taking Susie's drugs??? ....... :lol::lol::lol:

Merry Mirth Makers :lol:

THEY (capitalized to show distrust and contempt) don't call them "drugs"...I have heard that THEY take a daily SOMA supplement...just a rumoUr as far as i know :huh:

tom Contributor
Ahhhh . . . only 50 more posts until I, too, can captionalate my avatars!!

Hmmmm . . . . .. .interesting . . .. ;)

Hi all,

I've been ~ a zero on the sillibility index for a while. Tried reading some awhile back but couldn't even crack a smile. :(

Wasn't worth trying again while it only reminds me that I should be LOL'g.

Starting to feel better now. Not quite sure why so much badness, but changing a buncha things and being almost all packed seems to have helped. Freakin' back killin' me all the time from packing. :angry:

Trying this "Moving POD" biz instead of a truck. It comes tomorrow & I start the drive Mon or Tues. Prob Tues. :unsure:

I think I'm taking a circuitous route thru Vegas to Reno to play H'ween w/ 2 little ones who've never previously carved a pumpkin w/out me.

THEN off to SJ!!!! :) :) :)

P.S.

GEORGE: Oh, Noooo, I'm so sorry. It's the MOOPS. The correct answer is, The MOOPS.

nikki-uk Enthusiast
THEY (capitalized to show distrust and contempt) don't call them "drugs"...I have heard that THEY take a daily SOMA supplement...just a rumoUr as far as i know :huh:

Richard! I've heard it too :unsure: (Sssch!)

...but have you heard???......Bev hasn't really got a Pneumatic chest...sorry...Pneumonia...but overdone the SOMA (The flashbacks are giving her some trouble)

HARUMPH!!! It's just not fair!!!!!!!!

I NEEDS ME SOME SOMA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol::lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast

TOM!!!! Good to hear from you!

Hi all,

I've been ~ a zero on the sillibility index for a while. Tried reading some awhile back but couldn't even crack a smile. :(

Wasn't worth trying again while it only reminds me that I should be LOL'g.

I totally understand. It's like being sober when everyone else around you is drunk. Next time, toss a few back before you start reading. We'll all be a lot funnier then.

P.S.

GEORGE: Oh, Noooo, I'm so sorry. It's the MOOPS. The correct answer is, The MOOPS.

My first thought: Do we have any regulars on this thread named George? Maybe before I started? . . . but I figured it out!!

jerseyangel Proficient
Hmmmm . . . . .. .interesting . . .. ;)

Hi all,

I've been ~ a zero on the sillibility index for a while. Tried reading some awhile back but couldn't even crack a smile. :(

Wasn't worth trying again while it only reminds me that I should be LOL'g.

Starting to feel better now. Not quite sure why so much badness, but changing a buncha things and being almost all packed seems to have helped. Freakin' back killin' me all the time from packing. :angry:

Trying this "Moving POD" biz instead of a truck. It comes tomorrow & I start the drive Mon or Tues. Prob Tues. :unsure:

I think I'm taking a circuitous route thru Vegas to Reno to play H'ween w/ 2 little ones who've never previously carved a pumpkin w/out me.

THEN off to SJ!!!! :) :) :)

P.S.

GEORGE: Oh, Noooo, I'm so sorry. It's the MOOPS. The correct answer is, The MOOPS.

Sorry about your lack of sillibility as of late. I'm also right in the middle (literally--the movers were here and did about 75% today--will be back in the AM) of a move myself. I've been escaping here and getting lost in the silliness.

Hope it all goes smoothly with the POD--yes, go through Reno and have some time with the little ones. It'll do you a world of good ;)

:D Moops :D

Just saw the one where Jerry and George meet Elaine's dad--hilarious :lol:

elye Community Regular

Hey! I wish to quell this heinous rumour circulating: Parties do not find me on tables...anymore...(yes, I was young and needed the money)..now I'm likely under them. :o:lol:

Hallucinogenics and moderators. Now that would be quite a combination. Imagine what kind of posts we'd be getting to read. No substitutions, for sure. Ah...but Scott likely has mandatory urine samples collected. Was this the...problem, Richard? :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
..now I'm likely under them. :o:lol:

Do tell??? :D;):oB)

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