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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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CarlaB Enthusiast
So, let me get this straight..on good days carla is too busy for us and on bad days she's too brain dead for us????? Carla- I sense an insult in here somewhere but I'm herxing so I could NEVER figure it out at this point :P

No, no, no! No insult, except maybe to myself! How can a brain possibly go away so bad that this thread makes no sense? I just don't understand humor when I'm too out of it ....

PS Had SERIOUS Food Gasm at Risoterria last week. Was almost asked to leave- kind of like that scene in When Harry Met sally.

:lol: :lol: :lol: Good, isn't it? :P I'm sure they're used to it .... I'm sure lots of out of town celiacs do the same thing! The first time I was there I had just had my braces tightened. :angry:

Sorry, it was a busy day .... :lol: I was gone about all day! I'm exhausted!


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DingoGirl Enthusiast
:lol::lol: What a classy bunch we are B)

ain't it the truth :lol:

Did you let her go home, then? Or did you lock her back in?

:lol:

Yes, and PHS come with all the chocolate you can handle but please don't rumage through your garbage for some dollar store caramels!!

oh my gaaaaaaaaaaaaawd

Does our Janet forget ANYTHING????????

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I ate all the cupcakes..............then today I got some black licorice Scotty dogs at Trader Joe's - made without wheat - - - :rolleyes:and I ate half............ :ph34r:

OMG did anyone see Oprah and the hoarding issues????????????????? it was out of control - part two tomorrow - - 75 TONS of junk in this woman's squalid home...........took a team of about 8 ? to clean it out, two months....................

:huh:

This I watched whilst packaging the last of the ebay shipments.......which took HOURS by the way........next time will charge outrageous shipping fees.......

JESS - - what IS that in your avatar - too small to read but I'm thinking it's the elements chart for farting?????????

:lol:

OMG I think I'll ditch spanish - again..........

:lol:

I'm losign my A and slipping to B due to all my absences...........such a miscreant

:ph34r:

Darn210 Enthusiast

Susie, I'm diggin' the latest av. It's a lovely picture of your girls but I can't tell what they're selling so I guess it was a wise choice not to use that pic.

My son saw your post and laughed at all the ???????????? He said you must be going MAD with your question marks! (And he's still giggling about it.)

CarlaB Enthusiast

Watching Grey's ... is anyone else happy that the George/Izzy thing isn't working out?????????????

Had to use all the questions marks. :lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast

Bev taught it to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and I am MAD with it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:wacko:

hasn't anyone noticed that Bev uses tons of exclamation points???????????????????????????????

and now......I find I am doing it in my emails to the regular humans.............

:lol: \

I am SO happy that the George/Izzy thing isn't working out - - however it is not on West Coast yet - - but at least I already had a clue from last week's show.........

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Darn210 Enthusiast
.....I find I am doing it in my emails to the regular humans.............

Regular humans? What does that make us? Irregular?

CarlaB Enthusiast
I am SO happy that the George/Izzy thing isn't working out - - however it is not on West Coast yet - - but at least I already had a clue from last week's show.........

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Right ... the show was just starting when I wrote that. :) I think the season started out weak, but it's back to the old Grey's now. :)

Oh, and I bought season one ... there WERE a lot of interns back then, too! The show was just based on the ones under that one resident ... can't remember her name due to Lyme brain! :lol: So it made a lot more sense that they had so many at the start of this season.


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tom Contributor

Here I am again . .. ..pages behind . .. .imagining my replies are still relevant .. . .. .but COME ON!! This was THIS morning!!

My husband claims I toss and turn at night, mumbling things like, "Are

they on right now?....what are they discussing?....is it about me?....is it funny?" ...

:lol:

I told my husband (the packrat) that since he has so many clothes, this is a necessity

I don't usually think I have a lot of clothes, but while packing it's like "wth am *I* doing w/ THIS many shirts!" (gah so many t-shirts)

Our closet is good sized--but there is so much wasted space.

Ugh .. . . I've actually put my dresser INSIDE a closet cuz the BR too small. Damn model unit we were shown didn't have the 'fireplace adjustments'.

So, back to the point, meant to hit Tar-zhay (? Tar-jay? nah) today for closet shelving. Oops, maybe tomorrow.

(creative emoticonery)

<she said emiticonery> :o:lol:

(On the Road with Stinker)

:lol:

HARUMPHESSNOUS.

She said .. . . . .wth she say?

And ...O .. .M .. . .G .. I'm still 3 pgs behind!!!

Darn210 Enthusiast
She said .. . . . .wth she say?

Tom, I think you meant to say:

????????????????????????????????????????????????????

tom Contributor
BTW...did anyone else (apart from Susie) see Momma Goose's post......it was a totally serious post..then right at the end she put in brackets ''Let the Yeti lead'' .........she's SO CHEEKY !!! :lol:

ROFL

(Yay Goosey!! :D )

(BTW folks I have actually made the argument that all my life I have felt like BOOGER is spelled like SUGAR :lol: )

Dingokid all OH-vah the language!

(I'm trying to think of what age kids start spelling booger/bugar .. .)

<shooger?>

Green12 Enthusiast

You Silly Peeps are going to wake up to the GREENNESS tomorrow.

A big freakin green surprise.

<insert green emoticon guy here>

Ridgewalker Contributor
:( Those are awful--hope it dosen't last long. Saline spray or sinus irrigation is always helpful to me with sinus problems.

:o Now why didn't I think of that? I have about 5 canisters of saline and Nasonex from last winter. Excellent suggestion, my friend! I'm gonna get right on that!

Ridgewalker Contributor

Love the fart poem! There are very few things in this world I find as funny as farts.... Boogers are one of them!

Bugar! I admit, the spelling is more consistent, since "sugar" and "booger" rhyme. I just don't think I can make myself write "bugar" though!

"Bugar" looks like "bugger" or maybe like "boo-GAR"- same fancy pants accent as Tar-ZHAY of course!

I have an exclamation-point-overusage problem as well, although for me it tends to manifest by ending every sentence with an exclamation point! Periods are just too serious and straightlaced!!! I am too excited all the time to use periods!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

nikki-uk Enthusiast
You Silly Peeps are going to wake up to the GREENNESS tomorrow.

A big freakin green surprise.

<insert green emoticon guy here>

Julie knows these things ....WHY JULIE?????? WHYYYYYYYYyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Mtndog Collaborator
Regular humans? What does that make us? Irregular?

YOU KNOW IT BABY!!!!!!!!!!

My screen

is finally green

and I don't like it at all.

I cannot read it

The print is too small

And my hurting brain is appalled.

So I plead to Scott

Our fearless leader

to change it back

so I can read 'er!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jess- COOLEST pics ever- I love love lurve giraffes! Biggest eyelashes in the animal kingdom!

nikki-uk Enthusiast

Excellent Bev!!!

V.impressed not only by your rhyme ...but by the hour of which you post!!! :o:lol:

Mtndog Collaborator
Excellent Bev!!!

V.impressed not only by your rhyme ...but by the hour of which you post!!! :o:lol:

I went to bed at 7:30 last night because I felt so hideous so of course I was WIDE SPANKING AWAKE at 4:30 am. Blech!

Darn210 Enthusiast
You Silly Peeps are going to wake up to the GREENNESS tomorrow.

A big freakin green surprise.

<insert green emoticon guy here>

Oh . . . This is BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Change is BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That is WAY TOO MUCH GREEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bugar! I admit, the spelling is more consistent, since "sugar" and "booger" rhyme. I just don't think I can make myself write "bugar" though!

"Bugar" looks like "bugger" or maybe like "boo-GAR"- same fancy pants accent as Tar-ZHAY of course!

Yes, all you need is the fancy pants accent to make boo-GAR totally acceptable by elitist snobs.

jerseyangel Proficient
Oh . . . This is BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Change is BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That is WAY TOO MUCH GREEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This bears repeating....I don't like this at all :unsure::(:angry:

It's hard to read and I liked it the way it was. :angry: Patti doesn't like change!

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

I see the green....I am having a hard time reading it though....change is hard for me too.

jerseyangel Proficient

And where are my orange boxes????? I can hardly make out the green arrows or whatever you call them.....

Oye.....

jerseyangel Proficient
:o Now why didn't I think of that? I have about 5 canisters of saline and Nasonex from last winter. Excellent suggestion, my friend! I'm gonna get right on that!

How are you today?

elye Community Regular

AAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHH.....Yes, we got green....

Indeed, how did you know we would all be witnessing this this morning, Julie? How did she know...?

To do a quick Dr. Seuss, my all-time hero (up there with Winnie Churchill):

Must ask our fair Queen...about this green screen.

We've been speaking a great deal about green lately. It began with my dad as the Hulk, then the rampage on GGE (green guy emoticon), and most recently our musings on absinthe and bogies (thank you, Nikki, I'll stick with the British phrasing) :lol: . Perhaps, my fair subjects, we hold more power than we have realized. Can we actually alter the very forum screen with our content?! Let's start talking about red things. Hmmm...blood...tomatoes....fire hydrants...gad..how about blue? Take it away, someone!...

:lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
I am SO happy that the George/Izzy thing isn't working out

This is what I think (probably wrong :P )--George and Izzy will give up the affair so that they won't ruin their friendship--a la Elaine and Jerry.

The pencil in the boy's eye--OMG :o

Ridgewalker Contributor
I went to bed at 7:30 last night because I felt so hideous so of course I was WIDE SPANKING AWAKE at 4:30 am. Blech!

*giggle* ...she said spanking.

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