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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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DingoGirl Enthusiast
Susie, I have to ask . . . what were you trying to sell in your latest (rejected ebay pic) avatar? I see no signs of any merchandise what-so-evah.

:ph34r: uh-oh, you're onto me. :lol: I just used a photo that I liked, Stinker was quite in her own private reverie, staring off into nothing, enjoying her own dingo thoughts......I snapped it......so it's actually fraudulent, there WAS no product..... :ph34r::ph34r: so it's really NOT an original in the series, now is it????????????????????????????

I have to tell you all . . . I have been enjoying the drama that has unfolded because of the changes. It's starting to slow down now . . . somebody needs to go poke that owie!

:lol:

YES!! Let's start aNOTHer thread, DEMANDING that Scott turn the board purple, or something. Or, let's just complain about something totally unrelated, on every thread, after each post. We could assign a silly to each section and just wreak havoc, and spew nonsense. *snort* :lol:

Emily - this made me SNORT:

[Patti can give you her contact particulars, but be certain to mention when you call her that there is a massive, apocryphal beast in seashells that will need placement. ]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

...I think you need to bring her sandwiches...

Yes, I believe that is in her contract? Very civilized.... Or.....you must drink wine on the floor of the closet with her, as Alex demonstrated in her genteel interaction......

oh yes, and certainly no SHOE-HORNING in with that nice closet lady, however a re-model may be in your future, Nicola.............wiht all those little people, the trees, and now Yeti........

do yetis wear Uggs? did not know.............:huh: I bet he wants those cute paisley kind I"ve been eyeing.....................

Nik - BTW "owie" is a boo-boo, a wound, an injury - pronounced like "wow-ee" - - that's what we call the boo-boos of the wee ones here :lol:

poke that owie = stir the pot :lol:


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nikki-uk Enthusiast
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Hey you guys... You need to go read the latest message on the toaster thread.

GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

I can't make my text any smaller ...but...he did what in her body??? :unsure::o ....dear god!!!!!

Now I have to ask, is pulling yer finger out the Brittish version of pull my finger? :huh::lol:

No, no

It's when your kids are doodling about (like a tit in a trance..heehee) and it's time to leave for school...instead of 'hurry up!' it's ''pull yer finger out!!''

Ridgewalker Contributor
:lol::lol:

Poke the Owie is a phrase I got off of another thread. I like it so I'm keepin' it. It means that everys so often you have to see if something (like an owie) still feels bad so you need to test it (say by poking).

Sarah knows 'cause she posted on that thread . . . but I believe she's posted on just about every thread. (Have you noticed, she's getting reeaaaalllllly close to 501!)

Now I have to ask, is pulling yer finger out the Brittish version of pull my finger? :huh::lol:

Yep, I love to talk! Ok, I was totally going to write more, but Ezra just puked all over the living room. Later!

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Yep, I love to talk! Ok, I was totally going to write more, but Ezra just puked all over the living room. Later!

:o

aaaaaaaaaaaaand BAM!!!!!!!!!! :o gotta go, Ez just puked all over!!!!!!!!!

:huh:

I'm sorry, I'm torn between guffawing and total pity, the delivery of that was just too funny!!!!! Our Sarah, that plucky gal just keeps her hunoUr through it all, for which we sillies are famous, eh?????

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!! :o I DID just read Donna777's post in the toaster thread.........food porn, indeed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:lol:

(Susie is wondering if Nikki knows what "pull my finger" means in the US? :lol: )

Darn210 Enthusiast
poke that owie = stir the pot :lol:

Well, sure, if your trying to be concise!!!

GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

I can't make my text any smaller ...but...he did what in her body??? :unsure::o ....dear god!!!!!

Yep, that thread now has an R rating.

No, no

It's when your kids are doodling about (like a tit in a trance..heehee) and it's time to leave for school...instead of 'hurry up!' it's ''pull yer finger out!!''

:lol::lol::lol:

I like that one, too!! It's a keeper!

Ridgewalker Contributor
GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

I can't make my text any smaller ...but...he did what in her body??? :unsure::o ....dear god!!!!!

Ok, Ezra's in the bathtub. God, I'm a Silly Yak addict.

I know, I tried to make my text small and discreet, but it doesn't work anymore.

I'm not making fun. I just had to pass on that... educational post.

Darn210 Enthusiast
GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

I can't make my text any smaller ...

Yes, this is worthy of registering a complaint with Scott. Font size needs to go back to size 2 so that we can make our little snide comments in size 1!!!!

No, no

It's when your kids are doodling about (like a tit in a trance..heehee) and it's time to leave for school...instead of 'hurry up!' it's ''pull yer finger out!!''

tit in a trance . . . can't say I've heard that one before, either. I never know if it is a British thing or my sheltered :rolleyes: upbringing.

Yep, I love to talk! Ok, I was totally going to write more, but Ezra just puked all over the living room. Later!

Aren't children precious?


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jerseyangel Proficient

I want to comment on stuff--but I have to see what's on the toaster thread first--be right back....

tom Contributor
. . . The surprise came when I was at the pharmacy to pick up his Zantac, and the children's syrup is $200 per month. :(

I HATE DRUG COMPANIES!!!!!

AAAAAARGH!!!!! The inSANity!!!! :angry:

Downright usurious it is!

(hehe ;) )

Just got back from the Downtown Farmer's Market.

Even at my current slow amble, it's just ~5min walk.

EVERYONE wants me to sample their freaking pastries, naan, cookies etc!!!!!

Whaddaya say?

I start w/ "I *WISH*!!", and say a bit more w/out going into detail.

nikki-uk Enthusiast

LADIES!!!!! Take heed!!!

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nikki-uk Enthusiast
(Susie is wondering if Nikki knows what "pull my finger" means in the US? :lol: )

No!! Do elucidate!!!!

jerseyangel Proficient
[Patti can give you her contact particulars, but be certain to mention when you call her that there is a massive, apocryphal beast in seashells that will need placement. ]

Huh? :huh:

Yep, I love to talk! Ok, I was totally going to write more, but Ezra just puked all over the living room. Later!

The poor kid.

Yep, that thread now has an R rating.

Hee hee B)

Ridgewalker Contributor

Ok, I really do have to go now. Ezra's ready to get out of the tub. And I really need to make dinner- Lucas is carefully scraping up all the leftover bits out of the pan of fudge that I already ate. B)

Nikki... You don't have "Pull my finger" in the UK!? Well, what else would it mean, coming up in this thread.... It means, I'm getting ready to fart! :lol:

And on that "note".... I'm in the 501 Club!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

nikki-uk Enthusiast
.... It means, I'm getting ready to fart! :lol:

Excellent!!!... I shall try it out and teach the chidren it at once!!!! :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
LADIES!!!!! Take heed!!!

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Half-baked drivel--indeed! :angry::lol:

I think one of Susie's HARUMMPHS is in order here! :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
Nikki... You don't have "Pull my finger" in the UK!? Well, what else would it mean, coming up in this thread.... It means, I'm getting ready to fart! :lol:

And on that "note".... I'm in the 501 Club!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Oh yeah--pull my finger is huge in my husband's family :lol:

Congrats on #501! :D

tom Contributor

Well, Gnick, there is a BIT more to it.

It does require being ready to fart, but an unsuspecting little one, when presented w/ a finger and an order/polite request to PULL said finger, WILL pull it, at which time the finger-pullee lets 'er rip.

Guaranteed giggles at the right age.

Then they learn to STOP PULLING THE FINGER!

LOL @the toaster porn.

<tom makes note to not ask for jam on his toast at her house>

DingoGirl Enthusiast
LADIES!!!!! Take heed!!!

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:lol: :lol:

what did he say? ".....a wild and outrageous opinion of her own?" :lol:

And on that "note".... I'm in the 501 Club!!!

Oh Sarah.......I'm just thrilled for you :lol:

what WILL you say....................we wait...............with anticipation.............

Excellent!!!... I shall try it out and teach the chidren it at once!!!! :lol:

Yes, and good thing Tom clarified, there IS a timing and finesse to the whole thing........

OMG - just overhead Ellen - something about shirtless, oiled-up cowboys - must go.......

:lol:

and off to mommy's - oh dear gawd - - this means - - scavenging around to eat her Snickers bars, Baby Ruths, and barbecue chips

:ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:

I always leave feeling distinctly vomitous.................. :lol:

elye Community Regular

Where's the toaster thread?!

Sarah...not to alarm you...but...the big changeover to 500 can cause cataclysmic events. Now, you posted over right at the time that Ez suddenly barfed all over your living room. Coincidence?....Or... :huh::lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast

The toaster thread is in the Family & Friends area.

I have to ask . . . Does anyone know what happened to Centa's Don't Like the Changes so I'm Gonna Leave Now thread (That's not what it was actually called but that was what it was). It was one of the owies on which I was keeping an eye (<-----that's just not natural!! :lol: )

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

my gosh such busy bee's on this thread.

Ridgewalker Contributor
The toaster thread is in the Family & Friends area.

...aaaaaaannnd it's gone! Or at least, the last message anyway. That didn't take long.

Mtndog Collaborator
I just have to say...

This is something up with which I will not put!

:huh::lol:

EXACTLY!!!!

I want snow!!!!!!!!!!!!! And a green emoticon guy but NOT a green board!!!!!!!!!!

Sarah- I hope you and Ezra BOTH feel better- enough is enough!

ya know, here in Seattle "closet" lady means something entirely different...
:lol::lol: So what would a cupboard lady be??????????? :ph34r:

Susoe said SHOEHORNING- Snort snort, snigger snigger!

Wow- just read the food porn thread- TMI?

Ahh... my dear husband always makes me PULL HIS FINGER! Do they have Dutch ovens in the UK.

tom Contributor
Where's the toaster thread?!

Sarah...not to alarm you...but...the big changeover to 500 can cause cataclysmic events. Now, you posted over right at the time that Ez suddenly barfed all over your living room. Coincidence?....Or... :huh::lol:

:lol:

Em you crack me up all the time, but w/ slow pageloads on a phone and my somewhat new "I have things to DO" impatience w/ same, I don't do the " :lol: reply" NEARly as often as the LOLs themselves. ;)

:lol:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

I saw the last line....trust me you are glad you missed it. No self-respecting person should post that.

...aaaaaaannnd it's gone! Or at least, the last message anyway. That didn't take long.

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