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DingoGirl Enthusiast
This alpaca behavior you have described peaked my interest. I wonder if our yeti shares some DNA with these creatures, as he is doing exactly this! Gets in your face to sniff you, but scoots away fast when you reach out.

He may be picking up some...undesirable...behavior from my animals, and it's probably time for him to go elsewhere. I've caught him doing the cat massage thing on several surfaces (now there's a clip for youtube), and he's been...prancing a bit. And there's quite a production when the mailman comes....poor man. Time to ship yeti off, methinks...

:lol: :lol: :lol:

oh yeah, here it was, it was LLAMAS. (not to be confused w/ Lorenzo or Fernando Lamas)

Janet - very cool on the llama outing.

Sarah!!!!!!! good gawd, you need to poop in here more often.

"DogsThatKindaLookLikeDingosGirl"

*snoooooooooooooooort*

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

yes, that's my name on all the OTHER silly forums I frequent


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jerseyangel Proficient
yes, that's my name on all the OTHER silly forums I frequent

So this means you're two-timing us now?????? :o

You have *another* silly forum? Should we be jealous :unsure:

:lol:

Mtndog Collaborator

Tee HEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! I pooped in earlier and realized a few minutes ago that

PATTI SAID METROSEXUAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

elye Community Regular
:lol: Yeti has been quite handy up there......the cold must agree wtih him. (ya think? he's a yeti for pete's sake)

Yes, For Pete's Sake...and speaking of such, where is our Oracle Peter? I have several pressing questions...

Emily . . . plus, when she tried for the screen name 'DogsThatKindaLookLikeDingosGirl', it was already taken.

:lol::lol:

However, this has become her new aboriginal name....

Are you telling me the Yeti doth not stinketh?

Oh, but he stinketh...he is a large, furry, unkempt beast, after all. 'Tis rather the infamous rank hockey bag that now smells like....angels...copulating...in your nose?! now, since the yeti scrubbed it like he was some deckhand.

Oh, yeah, here it was, it was LLAMAS. (not to be confused w/ Lorenzo or Fernando Lamas)

Janet - very cool on the llama outing.

Alpacas!! Like in, alpaca lunch today to avoid getting glutened... :lol::lol:

Tee HEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! I pooped in earlier and realized a few minutes ago that

PATTI SAID METROSEXUAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Patti said metrosexual, and Gus is metrosexual... :o:lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
So this means you're two-timing us now?????? :o

You have *another* silly forum? Should we be jealous :unsure:

:ph34r: what? who, ME? a... another silly forum? why NO? of course not!!!!!!!

<I've been found out!>

:lol:

good gawd, keeps me on my toes using up all my silly here....got none left for any place else :lol:

Tee HEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! I pooped in earlier and realized a few minutes ago that

PATTI SAID METROSEXUAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*snort* she did!!!! :lol:

and....succinctly......and - what was it the other day? did she say squalid? ha ha ha ha

Alpacas!! Like in, alpaca lunch today to avoid getting glutened... :lol::lol:

good one :lol:

poor Gus - is he just so confused about his sexuality? :lol:

oh my gaaaaaaaaaaawd..........I have only ONE more parole report to type (at this time)....going to do it now...................the booooooooooooooredom..........good gawd.........

so..........to AMELIORATE the situation, I just poured myself a screwdriver

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

kinda fun, drinking on the job

jerseyangel Proficient
kinda fun, drinking on the job

Bottoms up!

:lol::lol::lol:

CarlaB Enthusiast
.to AMELIORATE the situation, I just poured myself a screwdriver

I guess it's better than GORMANDIZING nuggets!


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DingoGirl Enthusiast
Bottoms up!

:lol::lol::lol:

:lol: this is FUNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:lol: makes the reports a lot more interesting!!!!!!!!!

I guess it's better than GORMANDIZING nuggets!

:lol: are we sure?

um, BTW, I think you left out the "U" in goUrmandizing

:lol: *snigger*

jerseyangel Proficient
:lol: makes the reports a lot more interesting!!!!!!!!!

I'll bet! :D

Are you adding some creative embellishing? The possibilities are endless :P

CarlaB Enthusiast
um, BTW, I think you left out the "U" in goUrmandizing

:lol: *snigger*

Dang, and I was trying to do it right ... using an obnoxiously big word in all caps! How could I have messed up so badly?

Green12 Enthusiast
OMG - have discovered a new Canine Stink Riddeth product

:lol::lol::lol:

There is nothing quite like the smell of wet stinky sweaty dog throughout the place

PATTI SAID METROSEXUAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Patti is letting loose here in the silly thread.......

psawyer Proficient
Yes, For Pete's Sake...and speaking of such, where is our Oracle Peter? I have several pressing questions...

Who, me?

I'm here at the moment, but am not as active as usual due to a technical problem with my usual computer. The notebook with wireless that I take anywhere in the house with me is currently in the shop for repairs. It went west late on New Year's Eve. In the meantime, I'm using the desktop in the office. Frequently the cats block access here, but at the moment they are all downstairs.

Anyway, I am trying to stay current.

jerseyangel Proficient

Peter said "went west".

:D:P:D

CarlaB Enthusiast

Peter's using the cats' computer!

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Are you adding some creative embellishing? The possibilities are endless :P

well, here is something that I do. In these reports, many of the prisoners are on....get this.....antidepressants. Ummmmm........yeah.........you're depressed? can't sleep? bored???? YA THINK???????????????? Yeah.....you've been involved in miscreancy and debauched behavior since you were 13, and then you killed someone, and now you're in prison for life. Depressed?

DEAL WITH IT, LOSER!!!!!!!!!!!!! :P

oops......oh......digression.

so.......what I DO do in these reports is write notes, in red, to Brad. All of a sudden it will say "rule out Spruesiacal Eclectisism" and he LOVES it when I put that in......... long story. I'll explain it whilst fully sober.

:ph34r:

:lol::lol::lol:

:blink: ohmygaaaaaaaaawd - you have no idea.......

Stepford left me a gift today - a room fragrance thing from Bath and Body works (I asked her why her house smelled so good)..........extra bonus gift

Anyway, I am trying to stay current.

Yes! You'd better, or else!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

<current? current on WHAT? :lol: >

Peter said "went west".

:D:P:D

:lol: he did. Here, we say, "went south"

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Peter's using the cats' computer!

*snigger*

yeah, when they LET him

:lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Bottoms up!

:lol::lol::lol:

:lol::lol::lol:

I'm sorry but this just gives me an odd mental image of Susie typing whilst contorted such that her bum is sticking up in the air.

tom Contributor
. . . . It went west late on New Year's Eve.

West???? It went WEST is bad?

I'm quite familiar w/ it went south to indicate a reduction in overall goodness, but "it went WEST"????

Sheesh . .. <mutter mutter>. . . Only in northern N. America!!!!!!!

elye Community Regular
Dang, and I was trying to do it right ... using an obnoxiously big word in all caps! How could I have messed up so badly?

Ah...it's okay. You yanks are often leaving out the U's... :lol:

Who, me?

Frequently the cats block access here, but at the moment they are all downstairs.

Anyway, I am trying to stay current.

Peter, believe me, just be thankful it isn't a yeti blocking access.... :blink:

what I DO do in these reports is write notes, in red, to Brad. All of a sudden it will say "rule out Spruesiacal Eclectisism" and he LOVES it when I put that in......... long story. I'll explain it whilst fully sober.

Wow...I write notes in red on margins, as well, but I've never written anything as provocative as Spruesiacal Eclectisism. I just scribble things like, "that's dumb!" or "Come ON! Are you kidding?!" :lol:

Stepford left me a gift today - a room fragrance thing from Bath and Body works (I asked her why her house smelled so good)..........extra bonus gift

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...Better not have Tom over....think he's just gettin' over something bubble-boyish... :rolleyes:<_<

tom Contributor
...Better not have Tom over....think he's just gettin' over something bubble-boyish... :rolleyes:<_<

Hehehehehehe <_< no, that wouldn't do at all.

I swear I'm affected by the smell of wheat cooking. Not things cooked elsewhere then eaten here, but the last few airport trips I haven't enjoyed going past the bagel shop. And here, when they cook their ultra-processed Lean Pockets breakfast whatevers, I can feel my brain clouding up. (I might throw the rest out, in the stillness of midnight. Tried last night, but some loonybird was out banging pots & pans. Takes all kinds eh?) :lol:

Looked up 'smell' here and one person said "it doesn't make me sick, it makes me feel sick."

I think I'm right there w/ her, I'm afeared.

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

How is the Yeti? Has he recovered since New Years?

elye Community Regular
How is the Yeti? Has he recovered since New Years?

Well, my daughter was sidelined by a cold today, and suddenly her hockey team was looking at a big forfeit of their afternoon game, as she is one of their only two goalies, and the other goalie is out of town.

DD remembered that the yeti had fit into DH's equipment, and suggested we suit him up and send him in her place.

Well, that's what we did.

He was AMAZING.

Catching the puck in his teeth...leaping across the ice, incredible gloved saves...he got a shut-out (something my daughter has not accomplshed), and we won 5 to 0. He was the MVP.

So, he may be appearing in their official team photo being taken tomorrow. I'll post it for sure.... :lol:

tom Contributor

Em :lol: ROFL yeti as substitute goalie!! :lol:

:lol: toothpuck saves!

Mtndog Collaborator
Bottoms up!

Patti- You are getting SO sassy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: I LOVE it!!!!!!!!!!!

There is nothing quite like the smell of wet stinky sweaty dog throughout the place

Patti is letting loose here in the silly thread.......

As long as WHAT she's letting loose is her sense of humoUr and not something else :P

so.......what I DO do in these reports is write notes, in red, to Brad. All of a sudden it will say "rule out Spruesiacal Eclectisism" and he LOVES it when I put that in......... long story. I'll explain it whilst fully sober.

OMGAWD :lol:

Wow...I write notes in red on margins, as well, but I've never written anything as provocative as Spruesiacal Eclectisism. I just scribble things like, "that's dumb!" or "Come ON! Are you kidding?!" :lol:

I MUST remember this when I start teaching Freshman Writing again- "Are you joking?" "Who taught you grammar?" "Why are you in college when you can't even spell?" "Who REALLY wrote this paper- YOU or a YETI?"

Well, my daughter was sidelined by a cold today, and suddenly her hockey team was looking at a big forfeit of their afternoon game, as she is one of their only two goalies, and the other goalie is out of town.DD remembered that the yeti had fit into DH's equipment, and suggested we suit him up and send him in her place.Well, that's what we did.

He was AMAZING.Catching the puck in his teeth...leaping across the ice, incredible gloved saves...he got a shut-out (something my daughter has not accomplshed), and we won 5 to 0. He was the MVP.

So, he may be appearing in their official team photo being taken tomorrow. I'll post it for sure.... :lol:

He must have been so graceful.....but now your DH's hockey bag stinks even worse! Soylent green????????????????? :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r: The yeti could have played nekkid- he's tough enough :P

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Can't wait to see the Yeti's team picture!

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