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Jestgar Rising Star
I've thought about this too. Maybe in person we'd sit there and look at each other like this :huh:

Na--I think the ice would be broken pretty quick :D

Yeah, the first time somebody farted.

Which reminds me, will there be bubble bath in this hot tub?? :P


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elye Community Regular
Which reminds me, will there be bubble bath in this hot tub?? :P

Well.......as Patti has succinctly pointed out, we won't need it....Particularly if Nikki's there, with her banned substance! :lol:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

I think it would be great if we all met. We would laugh for hours. Think about it, we have one thing in common and we started a friendship on the celiac/gluten free thing...look how far we have come. I love having you guys as friends, whenever I have a bad day or I see something about celiac and yeti's and stuff I think about our fun here.

As for the parade, I would really like if we could maybe have Bon Jovi singing on a float....He is very hot!

Since I am doing PR for Wegmans, I have borrowed my other hottie, Danny for our parade too. He says he will bring gluten-free goodies!

imsohungry Collaborator

Hey guys,

I'd like to join this thread.

Did I miss anything? (well...aside from the five hundred, plus, pages) ;)

-Julie

Jestgar Rising Star
Hey guys,

I'd like to join this thread.

Did I miss anything? (well...aside from the five hundred, plus, pages) ;)

-Julie

hhmmm, you might need to perform a smurf song. I suppose even the theme song would work.

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
Hey guys,

I'd like to join this thread.

Did I miss anything? (well...aside from the five hundred, plus, pages) ;)

-Julie

Would you be willing to join our parade?

tom Contributor
Hey guys,

I'd like to join this thread.

Did I miss anything? (well...aside from the five hundred, plus, pages) ;)

:lol:

Hi Jules-so-hungry .. ... . .are you nibbling while whilst reading this?

Hey!! Reminds me of someone else's Sillyville start - who was it that got a shard of Tostito in her eye despite allegedly-protective eyewear?

Pseu-zee? Do you actually say 'whilst' in person?


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jerseyangel Proficient
Yeah, the first time somebody farted.

:lol:

Hey guys,

I'd like to join this thread.

Did I miss anything? (well...aside from the five hundred, plus, pages) ;)

-Julie

"Did I miss anything?"--she already fits in :D

Welcome, Julie!

Darn210 Enthusiast
Hey guys,

I'd like to join this thread.

Did I miss anything? (well...aside from the five hundred, plus, pages) ;)

-Julie

Hey everybody, I would like for you to meet Julie . . . she's a loser (of cookbooks)

Word of advice Julie . . . don't let Emily scare you away.

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Susie, I often find myself wondering this. Everyone who's coming to the Mt. Tremblant chalet, best to bring a laptop, and if we're sitting around the crackling fire or lounging in the hot tub, and the laughs just are not coming...well, we simply start typing, and passing our screens to whomever we're posting. If we practise ahead of time, I'm certain we can all make reasonable facsimiles of the emoticons with our own faces. I'll need to work on a few....Gad, dunno how close I can get to this one: ^_^ Or this guy: :wacko:

gahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! :lol:

Yes, laptop on standby in case there's just a room of us, blank-faced and mute :mellow:

(not bloody likely - give just me, for example, two glasses of wine and I cackle madly and my voice escalates - just ask everyone around me )

Think of all the energy that would be saved with all us Celiacs in there together :lol: Wouldn't even need to plug it in B)

But wait. According to our recent Fart Chartage, we seem to have a deArth of flatus in our group. With the exception of nicola, of course, who doth Fart for England. :lol:

I mean, I"ve only had three today....and many days there are ZERO.

We'll need champagne. :lol:

As for the parade, I would really like if we could maybe have Bon Jovi singing on a float....He is very hot!

:wub:

Absolutely. I am not a fan of his music, but I am DEEPLY in love wif him. Major hottie. And BACK OFF girls, he is MINE. :P

Hey guys,

I'd like to join this thread.

Did I miss anything? (well...aside from the five hundred, plus, pages) ;)

-Julie

:D Yay!!!!!! A new silly!!!!!!!!!!!!! There's a short exam.....Emily? She proctors it......and yes, a smurf song will be required.

psawyer Proficient
Hey guys,

I'd like to join this thread.

Did I miss anything? (well...aside from the five hundred, plus, pages) ;)

-Julie

Well, you may have missed one or two items.

  • the parade
  • the travels of the Yeti
  • the royal succession that led to our current Queen, Jess
  • Amanda and John's wedding
  • numerous events involving companion animals
  • linguistic differences among the USA, Canada and the UK
  • and one or two jokes along the way

Welcome to the silliness. Don't let Emily scare you away! :lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Hey!! Reminds me of someone else's Sillyville start - who was it that got a shard of Tostito in her eye despite allegedly-protective eyewear?

Pseu-zee? Do you actually say 'whilst' in person?

Janet - was it YOU that had the Tostito in the eye? :huh:

and OMG yes, I do say WHILST in person. :lol: 'tis a recent thing, though......I picked it up from them Brits. But please note, I don't say it to the masses......just inner circle. ;)

jerseyangel Proficient
We'll need champagne. :lol:

And green beans :P

"proctor"--that's a funny word :lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
And green beans :P

"proctor"--that's a funny word :lol:

:lol:

I know. Is it because it sounds like........proctologist?

elye Community Regular
Hey guys,

I'd like to join this thread.

Did I miss anything? (well...aside from the five hundred, plus, pages) ;)

-Julie

OMG, Julie......

You have been warned about me....

Let's see...Did you miss anything?....Don't get me started....

I've learned to stay calm in my welcoming demeanor....

Entrance exam to follow.

Just one initial query: How many times did you pass gas today? Were you ingesting any banned substance(s) to affect this result (Benefibre, psyllium seed, etc.)?

Hey!! Reminds me of someone else's Sillyville start - who was it that got a shard of Tostito in her eye despite allegedly-protective eyewear?

That was Sarah...what a superb entrance... :lol:

Well, you may have missed one or two items.

  • the parade
  • the travels of the Yeti
  • the royal succession that led to our current Queen, Jess
  • Amanda and John's wedding
  • numerous events involving companion animals
  • linguistic differences among the USA, Canada and the UK
  • and one or two jokes along the way

Julie, henceforth you are to see Oracle Peter for any questions. As you can surmise, he knows all the answers. :lol:

Welcome to the silliness. Don't let Emily scare you away! :lol:

:ph34r::ph34r:

tom Contributor
Which reminds me, hey Tom, please keep your eyes/ears open for ANY casting calls in San Jose area........I've got free lodging and have simply GOT to do one more important film for my career. :lol:

:lol:

There WAS a casting call a few months ago held at my FAV coffee house - yes, in Willow Glen, across the street from that purveyor of the candy-bar-in-a-cup, Charbucks. (Hey, try it black - tastes burnt ~every time)

Strange train of thought this morning led to ballpark peanuts. If you had a bag of peanuts-in-the-shell and a friend asked "can I have one? I only want one" - discounting those lonely mutant singles - they'd get 'one' but it actually is TWO nuts.

That's my wake-up-fart, avec companion. Do I count it as one or as two?????????????????

Yesterday, I kept wondering if I was truly at zero or do they simply garner no attention?

I'm not sure I can keep a running total, but I'll say I'm at 4 or 5 so far today.

"What a difference a day diet makes"

So there's my 2 scents on the Fart Chart.

Darn210 Enthusiast

A trip down memory lane . . .

(ok, my 1st post in here)

... ;) I am not winking, I have a Tostito in my eye.

-Sarah

First - two Donnas, Now - two Julies . . . another crises!!!

Hey, did you guys miss me?? Had a quick trip to the basement for a short tornado warning. Bad weather rippin' through. We were in the 50's about a half hour ago. Now we're in the high 30's and dropping fast.

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Well, you may have missed one or two items.

  • the parade
  • the travels of the Yeti
  • the royal succession that led to our current Queen, Jess
  • Amanda and John's wedding
  • numerous events involving companion animals
  • linguistic differences among the USA, Canada and the UK
  • and one or two jokes along the way

Welcome to the silliness. Don't let Emily scare you away! :lol:

Lest we forget, Peter -

Fart Charting is now required by all participants. Edict # 1230298430957290187301298123233, passed by unanimous vote. ;)

Strange train of thought this morning led to ballpark peanuts. If you had a bag of peanuts-in-the-shell and a friend asked "can I have one? I only want one" - discounting those lonely mutant singles - they'd get 'one' but it actually is TWO nuts.

That's my wake-up-fart, avec companion. Do I count it as one or as two?????????????????

:blink: what in hell...........

:lol: :lol:

sometimes, farts are just entirely necessary.......for ex. in the first year of gluten removal, I seemed to be intolerant of flax seeds. Yet, I would still occasionally binge :ph34r: on Trader Joe's Soy Flax Seed Tortilla Chips. (OMG OMG OMG OMG they are SO good - not allowed in my house any more.) So..........next day, there could be an extremely painful, hard, BALL OF GAS in my stomach which DEMANDED to be released (often at that wicked art store where I worked). Hence, that night's emissions were.........mygawd. Like an over-filled tire - quite necessary to release the pressure. :blink:

Yours, Tom, are simply perhaps ancillary in nature, like that second peanut.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I cannot beLEEVE we actually talk about these things/analyze in such great detail, and how much EXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORBItant pleasure I derive.........

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

....and people still want to join us?

*snort*

(only the truly mad, to be sure)

Yes - Sarah's Tostito entrance was MARVELOUS :lol:

I am going to send.......well, I WOULD send Annie after her, but she won't go alone........ (gawd, we miss Tika :( )

elye Community Regular
Strange train of thought this morning led to ballpark peanuts. If you had a bag of peanuts-in-the-shell and a friend asked "can I have one? I only want one" - discounting those lonely mutant singles - they'd get 'one' but it actually is TWO nuts.

That's my wake-up-fart, avec companion. Do I count it as one or as two?????????????????

Hmmmmm....we'll have to ask Peter.

Hey, did you guys miss me?? Had a quick trip to the basement for a short tornado warning. Bad weather rippin' through. We were in the 50's about a half hour ago. Now we're in the high 30's and dropping fast.

:o Mygawd, Janet.....how exciting!.....in a terrifying kind of way. Hope it's all blown over. This has been quite a memorable day weather-wise...

DingoGirl Enthusiast
First - two Donnas, Now - two Julies . . . another crises!!!

Hey, did you guys miss me?? Had a quick trip to the basement for a short tornado warning. Bad weather rippin' through. We were in the 50's about a half hour ago. Now we're in the high 30's and dropping fast.

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!! A "quick trip" to the basement? How do you know when it's safe to emerge? :o

What did you guys do down there? games, snacks, WHAT?

And BTW - those other Donnas and Colleen.....they are back in their makeup cult. I don't think Mango's letting them out any more. :ph34r:

tom Contributor
Word of advice Julie . . . don't let Emily scare you away.

:lol: (a loud guffaw & cackles until I needed to breathe!!) :lol:

Hmmmmm Susie's Mr. Carrot .. . .. . .before my time, but ... ...<ack should I tell this tale at all??????> it reminds me of a college roommate's girlfriend and my being thankful at not having dinner w/ them one particular night. (Oh NO!!! What if these things happened often!!?)

Anway <ewww> I was told that <ewww> a cucumber she'd used uhhhhhh <ewwww> recreationally was later used in the salad!!! EWWWWWWWWW!!

LOL Emily @ facial emoti-contortions!!!!

Oh!! Jooooo-lee, you must be prepared to answer to any and all foe-neddik spellin's of your gneighm. :D:P

~alex~ Explorer

All of this wedding parade talk is exciting! Much more fun than planning an actual wedding I think. :lol:

Last night I woke up in the middle of the night with my heart pounding and my mind swirling with guest list issues. Ack. I want a wedding planner! It seems so much more real now that we set a date. Is it weird to only have a maid of honour and a best man and no others in the wedding party? So many things to figure out!

Darn210 Enthusiast
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!! A "quick trip" to the basement? How do you know when it's safe to emerge? :o

What did you guys do down there? games, snacks, WHAT?

And BTW - those other Donnas and Colleen.....they are back in their makeup cult. I don't think Mango's letting them out any more. :ph34r:

Yes, between Mango and Colleen's wicked boss, we have seen her in ages and as far as Donna#2 goes . . . Emily, what did you do?

Not to worry basement is decked out. We watched the news (weather radar) and then the kids started playing with their Wii (not to be confused with their wee).

Darn210 Enthusiast
Is it weird to only have a maid of honour and a best man and no others in the wedding party? So many things to figure out!

That's what we had . . . are you calling me weird??

Mtndog Collaborator

Welcome Julie- you haven't missed a (sane) thing at all! You can jump right in

We've booked a HUGE, rustic, lovely chalet/condo for our skiing/falling trip in the Laurentians. There is room for twelve in this place, and we'll be nine total, so a bunch of you can come and crash on the couches. Huge, outdoor hot tub, games room with pool table, huge stone fireplace, 50" satellite TV, enormous kitchen, four baths.....

I'm coming too!!!!!!!!!!! But don't tell the aliens. They might follow me :ph34r: I showed it to my nurse today and she said it's clearly self-inflicted which makes me wonder....are we so attached that when Patti's itchy, do I scratch? When Nikki farts, do I excuse myself? :lol:

OMG - mammogram today. OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! smash my poor, wee boobies into metal places........... :blink: Egregious, as we all know.

Ugh! The gramming of the mammies!!!!!!!

Our hospital has issued an internal disaster meaning that due to a large volume of accident victims and trauma's coming in our ER needs help. So traumas are coming from other hospitals, we are a level 3 trauma center so we can get the worst of the worst. So they are triaging in the hall and stuff down that way...its a zoo!

Amanda- Hope you survived the day. :wub:

Yup, sure we believe you, Ms. Machine Gun :P

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Can someone American vote for him please???.....is he into politics??? :D

OMG- Uncle ray for president!!!!!!!!!!!

And when you pass gas for England by all means curtsey at the end too...and remember to excuse your bum! Be polite about it LOL

Gah!

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