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Jestgar Rising Star
<Bracing myself>

2000 posts pholks :o ....................................................................................................

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...........what happens now?.....do I get a medal or somefink?

Maybe we can hold a shower for you. Among the gifts you ask for be sure to list some bug spray to take care of whatever's living in that nest on your head.


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Jestgar Rising Star

YOUR LIPS ARE MOVING BUT I CAN'T HEAR what you say :lol:

I think it means that you can do an analysis of variance (anova) with more than one variable to see which variable is causing the change but you NEVER heard it from me and i never Open Original Shared Link

You so totally rock!!!

Mtndog Collaborator
<Bracing myself>

2000 posts pholks :o ....................................................................................................

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...........what happens now?.....do I get a medal or somefink?

Niiki- Congratulations!!! As a moderator, Scott has asked me to give you Open Original Shared Link

Mtndog Collaborator
You so totally rock!!!

i love you too :wub: :wub:

Darn210 Enthusiast
<Bracing myself>

2000 posts pholks :o ....................................................................................................

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...........what happens now?.....do I get a medal or somefink?

I believe you get one of those free igloo/ice house thingies in Canada. Good Day, eh?

Found a useful Open Original Shared Link for you to help you understand those Canucks when you're staying in your "winter" home

Green12 Enthusiast

Hi Jin!

Don't worry, just post what you can when you can :)

:huh: me -when my boss says "you can do a multivariate anova including the replicates to determine if the variance is due to..."

:blink: me -when I realize I have no idea how that sentence ended and what the first part of it even meant

translation?

anyone?

Translation-----> :wacko:

:lol: Patti said crack regarding MJ Oprah on bewtocks... :lol:

:lol:

Botoxed buttocks??

~alex~ Explorer
Oh my sillies- I fear that my silliness has taken a vacation without me. Feeling all sad and out of sorts these days :( Winter doldrums? What would have been my mom's 74th birthday yesterday? Now that I'm 40, am I too old to stomp me feet and yell I WANT MY MOMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Definitely never too old for that! I threw a bit of a tantrum and pity party last month on what would have been my mom's 55th birthday. Life sucks sometimes and I think you need to stomp your feet and get mad at the world in order to back into-sorts. And at the very least you can have a bit of fun stomping your feet and making spectacle of yourself. ;)


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Green12 Enthusiast
...........what happens now?.....do I get a medal or somefink?

Confetti, falling all around you!

AND do you see that tiara on the Brown Cow to the right----------------------------------------------->

:D

Nikki, might I add you are looking HOT TO TROT in your avatar .

Oh my sillies- I fear that my silliness has taken a vacation without me. Feeling all sad and out of sorts these days :( Winter doldrums? What would have been my mom's 74th birthday yesterday? Now that I'm 40, am I too old to stomp me feet and yell I WANT MY MOMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh Beverwee, HUGS!!!!!

elye Community Regular
What would have been my mom's 74th birthday yesterday? Now that I'm 40, am I too old to stomp me feet and yell I WANT MY MOMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bev, you're NEVER too old to miss your mommy. You know, I'm already starting to miss mine, and she is still here. She's eighty, and not quite the same woman she always has been due to old age. I see bits of my parents changing and...disppearing, I guess...as they get ever older.

Back to SILLY!!!!.....

Found a useful Open Original Shared Link for you to help you understand those Canucks when you're staying in your "winter" home

:lol::lol: "Holy crap! Check out the arseuveur! Is that Micheal Jackson?"

NoGluGirl Contributor

Dear Emily,

Oh, thank goodness! :) I am glad your family is alright. That was a relief to hear. Speaking of cardiac arrest and heart issues, I read online the other day about the John Ritter lawsuit. The doctors made a mistake (big surprise! :angry::rolleyes: ) and did not perform a chest X-ray that was ordered by an ER doctor.

They would have seen his aorta was enlarged had they done so. John had a rare condition called an aortic dissection, where the aorta splits in half. Some good has come of this. Since the condition is often genetic, others in his family likely had it. His brother was tested, and did have the condition. Tommy had his surgery in December, and will now be here with his brother's children.

That is a bummer about Sophie's groin! :o I know faeries, and they will not deal with that kind of thing. They are quite particular about what they deal with. You kind of have to bribe them sometimes.

A biscuit or roll with a wee bit of butter is what they like! Remember, do not tick off the faeries! :lol:

Dear Julie,

Well, I finally found where I left off on the OMG Thread! Now I need to catch up on my reading and then go upstairs and take my notes. Organizing them is much harder. Things from the other day are updated, so after I write them all on one paper, I need to cross out what I do not need to respond to twice. Maybe I will actually get my column done before tonight!

Dear Bev,

I love the new avatar! I had to copy it into a pic. That was too funny to not save. This may just end up on a t-shirt! Wouldn't that be something to break the ice?

Sincerely,

Jin

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Maybe the next time you get dressed, you could put in a good word for us--she's a tough nut to crack on this gluten issue....

:lol:

Has to mean SOMETHING....all these quite famous people showing up on Em's arseuver...

*snort* excellent Canadian dictionary, Janet

:huh: me -when my boss says "you can do a multivariate anova including the replicates to determine if the variance is due to..."

<_< Please. I do this every day, have been doing it for YEARS. Can't even believe you call yourself a scientist, and you don't know what this means.

*snigger*

:lol: :lol:

and.......

WACKL!!!!!! :wacko:

Patti said crack regarding MJ Oprah on bewtocks... :lol:

and Donna said BEWTOCKS! :lol:

All I know is that multivariate analysis of variance is used when you have several dependent variables.

Wilks' lambda rings a bell for MANOVA with me. But really I have no idea. Maybe look for Wilks' in your stats package. Good luck. It all sounds very painful.

what in hell? :blink: Are we even speaking English any more?

<Bracing myself>

2000 posts pholks ....................................................................................................

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...........what happens now?.....do I get a medal or somefink?

Bev's toilet monster - it's on its way, but git yer tarpaulins out, to be safe. BTW - I do think it would be MOST startling to open someone's toilet and have that thing come out.....could cause heart attacks or soemthign....

I think Annie inherited the look from someone we know and love :P

:blink: did she? mostly this ---- > is that I look like: :wacko: and :lol:

You are sweet to make that your wish! And I LOVED Bill Cosby's Noah routine. have you heard him do
with quincy Jjones (pay no attention to random dancing man).

oh my gaaaaaawd....the random dancing man is the BEST thing!!!

I think it means that you can do an analysis of variance (anova) with more than one variable to see which variable is causing the change but you NEVER heard it from me and i never Open Original Shared Link

:blink: what in hell? how do people even KNOW about this stuff, and more importantly, WHY??????????????????

Oh my sillies- I fear that my silliness has taken a vacation without me. Feeling all sad and out of sorts these days :( Winter doldrums? What would have been my mom's 74th birthday yesterday? Now that I'm 40, am I too old to stomp me feet and yell I WANT MY MOMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:( go ahead and stomp your feet, you and Alex.....and yell that you want your mommy. BTW you're still silly, even when you don't feel silly!!!!!!!!!!!!! And we'll always be here when your silly comes back from vacation.

guess who is NOT silly? not a SHRED of silly. That would be my dentist. Couldn't get a smirk, a chuckle, even an eyebrow raise. I was being quite subtly brilliant. :lol: He - very sober and serious......looks too.......fancy and clean. Not fun. Not funny. V. professional. bah. ('tis a good thing in a dentist, though.)

tom Contributor

Wow I haven't thought about multivariate analysis of variances in a while.

'Twas an almost daily thing for many years.

Anyone use R/S1 or SAS?

Sometimes the harder part was generating enough data to up the confidence level on rejecting the null hypothesis. :blink::wacko:

<what the .. . ..!!! where'd that come from?!>

Darn210 Enthusiast
Sometimes the harder part was generating enough data to up the confidence level on rejecting the null hypothesis. :blink::wacko:

<what the .. . ..!!! where'd that come from?!>

BAHHHHH!!!! Generating data???!!!! Well, that's a piece of cake. Here, I'll show you . . . ummmmm, . . . . 63, 79, 18, west, true, annnnnd St. Louis.

Told ya' it was easy.

Jestgar Rising Star
Wow I haven't thought about multivariate analysis of variances in a while.

'Twas an almost daily thing for many years.

Anyone use R/S1 or SAS?

Sometimes the harder part was generating enough data to up the confidence level on rejecting the null hypothesis. :blink::wacko:

<what the .. . ..!!! where'd that come from?!>

Learning R, and stata, and PLINK (a new one). I have 3000 or so data points. Rejecting the null isn't so hard.

~alex~ Explorer
<Bracing myself>

2000 posts pholks :o ....................................................................................................

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...........what happens now?.....do I get a medal or somefink?

Sorry that I am late with the confetti!!!

\\\\ Congratulations on 2000 posts////

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And some marshmallows for good measure :P . . . (_() (_() (_()

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Sometimes the harder part was generating enough data to up the confidence level on rejecting the null hypothesis.

BAHHHHH!!!! Generating data???!!!! Well, that's a piece of cake. Here, I'll show you . . . ummmmm, . . . . 63, 79, 18, west, true, annnnnd St. Louis.

Told ya' it was easy.

Learning R, and stata, and PLINK (a new one). I have 3000 or so data points. Rejecting the null isn't so hard.

Now stop it!!!! Just STOP that right now! You can take that kind of talk to ANOTHER THREAD!!!!!!!!!! You all go over to Mango's makeup cult thread, and use that kinda nonsense over there, why dontcha. We don't need no stinkin' statistics and data and variables and stuff like dat here.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

p.s. grOeen is pronounced green - 'tis a superfluous "o" just like cOeliac - - but since the groin phaeries seem to be so helpful and popular, they can stay. ;)

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Sorry that I am late with the confetti!!!

\\\\ Congratulations on 2000 posts////

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And some marshmallows for good measure :P . . . (_() (_() (_()

:lol: :lol: :lol:

:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

OMG Alex - you have SUCH the talent for confetti and marshmallows!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NoGluGirl Contributor

Dear Alex,

Great job with the cake and marshmallows! ;) This is the best kind. It cannot make you sick, or fat! :D Since it is Chinese New Year, we should celebrate it along with tom's birthday, and Nikki's 2,000 posts milestone! Triple celebrations are always fun!

Dear Everyone,

Shi-nian-kuai-le! (Happy New Year in Chinese.) This is the year of the rat. I always thought they were cute, like Remy in Ratatouille. Well, except for sewer rats. My brother saw one that was huge outside of a restaurant. The thing was so big, he thought it was a really ugly cat.

On another ridiculous note, I have yet one more silly animal comment. As you know, I take Promethazine (Phenergan) for my nausea. Chad, my brother hallucinated while on it. The last time he took it, he saw a purple cow leaning over his bed asking him "How are you?" :blink::o:lol: I thought you guys would enjoy that. He says he will not take that stuff again.

Sincerely,

Jin

~alex~ Explorer
:lol: :lol: :lol:

:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

OMG Alex - you have SUCH the talent for confetti and marshmallows!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:lol: Thanks!!!

Check out this Open Original Shared Link (click on snoopy for my favoUrites)

I used to try and do stuff like that but I think I reached my limit at confetti and marshmallows!

Green12 Enthusiast
Shi-nian-kuai-le! (Happy New Year in Chinese.) This is the year of the rat. I always thought they were cute, like Remy in Ratatouille. Well, except for sewer rats. My brother saw one that was huge outside of a restaurant. The thing was so big, he thought it was a really ugly cat.

Happy Chinese New Year to you too Jin!

Speaking of, I have been on a huge Chinese food kick of late, don't know why :huh: most of the time it's Mexican or Italian, but lately I have just been craving different flavors.

I made the most amzing Chinese Chicken soup today, literally just throwing together things I had in my fridge/freezer.

A domestic talking purple cow, what's so odd about that?? :lol::lol:

Are you going to put up your new avatar soon?

Jestgar Rising Star
On another ridiculous note, I have yet one more silly animal comment. As you know, I take Promethazine (Phenergan) for my nausea. Chad, my brother hallucinated while on it. The last time he took it, he saw a purple cow leaning over his bed asking him "How are you?" :blink::o:lol:

oh you need to share that. I could use a few halucinations.

jerseyangel Proficient
Now stop it!!!! Just STOP that right now! You can take that kind of talk to ANOTHER THREAD!!!!!!!!!!

I'm glad I'm not the only one confused at such talk! :D:blink::unsure::ph34r:

Jestgar Rising Star

OK, I was procrastinating refreshing my thoughts and I realized that I had very few friends in my profile dealie, so I've added everyone on the last two pages.

I'll be expecting marshmallows from all of you.

elye Community Regular
That is a bummer about Sophie's groin! :o I know faeries, and they will not deal with that kind of thing. They are quite particular about what they deal with. You kind of have to bribe them sometimes.

Ugh! No groin phaeries? Well, we're managing with the very traditional ice-for-fifteen, heat-for-fifteen. My poor wee net-minder.....

Well, I finally found where I left off on the OMG Thread! Now I need to catch up on my reading and then go upstairs and take my notes. Organizing them is much harder. Things from the other day are updated, so after I write them all on one paper, I need to cross out what I do not need to respond to twice. Maybe I will actually get my column done before tonight!

Mygawd, Jin...you actually go back a zillion pages, and respond to everything? Taking notes as you go, filing, organizing? You probably have flowcharts drawn up, as well.....Whoa, you're good. :huh::lol:

Has to mean SOMETHING....all these quite famous people showing up on Em's arseuver...

What does it all mean?........Peter?

guess who is NOT silly? not a SHRED of silly. That would be my dentist. Couldn't get a smirk, a chuckle, even an eyebrow raise. I was being quite subtly brilliant. He - very sober and serious......looks too.......fancy and clean. Not fun. Not funny. V. professional. bah. ('tis a good thing in a dentist, though.)

Yes......I must say, I would hesitate to give my patient file to a dentist who guffaws and laughs hysterically as he's scraping and drilling away. And sobriety? Paramount.

Wow I haven't thought about multivariate analysis of variances in a while.

'Twas an almost daily thing for many years.

Anyone use R/S1 or SAS?

Sometimes the harder part was generating enough data to up the confidence level on rejecting the null hypothesis. :blink::wacko:

<what the .. . ..!!! where'd that come from?!>

BAHHHHH!!!! Generating data???!!!! Well, that's a piece of cake. Here, I'll show you . . . ummmmm, . . . . 63, 79, 18, west, true, annnnnd St. Louis.

Told ya' it was easy.

Learning R, and stata, and PLINK (a new one). I have 3000 or so data points. Rejecting the null isn't so hard.

Okay. That is enough. We need to talk about me arse. Or anything else. Subordinate and indefinite clauses? Predicate nominatives? ...Annnnnything else.... :huh::lol:

had, my brother hallucinated while on it. The last time he took it, he saw a purple cow leaning over his bed asking him "How are you?" I thought you guys would enjoy that.

:lol::lol: OMG....

Jin.....have you heard about my bewtocks? The intriguing, ever-changing image that has appeared there? Um....you say your brother saw a purple cow. It's odd, but I noticed this afternoon that my bruise is now looking somewhat...bovine...

What does it all mean?

Has your bro been looking at my arse, Jin? :o:blink::lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
OK, I was procrastinating refreshing my thoughts and I realized that I had very few friends in my profile dealie, so I've added everyone on the last two pages.

I'll be expecting marshmallows from all of you.

Yay! Well, this time, I know who the friend is who added me.

Marshmallows and purple cows and green phaeries for everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:D

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