The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

[elye]

Bev!! I missed you video post, somehow. Must go back....

Tom!! Missed your First Official Proclamation, as well. Um.....do all subjects need to be partaking in the Magic Phairie to partake in the ceremony? As token alehouse slattern, I suppose I should be pressing for this...this is kind of what we do. Like, all day....

Perhaps I'll wear green.......

[Mtndog]

Nobody knows.......

Here you big sillies.....I shall repeat Hello Kissies Sillies. I am so behind I'm going to have to borrow Kissies' roller blades! Welcome Kissie- please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a chick with a gas but good taste. You can call me farty pants cuz I am (DEFINITELY) in need of restraints tongue.

and

YA BIG GALOUPS (sp?)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Emily- I LOVE Jack the Ripper and Gus the Yipper!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jerseyangel]

Nobody knows.......

Here you big sillies.....I shall repeat Hello Kissies Sillies. I am so behind I'm going to have to borrow Kissies' roller blades! Welcome Kissie- please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a chick with a gas but good taste. You can call me farty pants cuz I am (DEFINITELY) in need of restraints tongue.

and

YA BIG GALOUPS (sp?)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Emily- I LOVE Jack the Ripper and Gus the Yipper!!!!!!!!!!!!

That was hilarious! Thanks for finding it and reposting

[tom]

Really, no need.

You've put me in my place.

I was referring to The Jazz Singer the movie.

I'm admittedly overly defensive about my jazz, and figured you were probably referring to the movie.

Seeing your response comfirms to me that I wrote too much just in mentioning what I WOULDN'T write!!

Please accept my apologies.

(Am I over-reacting to the "put me in my place"? Or was that to nasty Emily? )

BEV!!!!

I'm starting to wonder if your Sympathy post got dingo'd er somefin

(Squats may need an explanation of the verb)

[EDIT: OOPS!!!!! My bad .. .there it is ...

I should've CERTainly caught the opening line]

[elye]

Jack just told me that he had been thinking about his question, and has now decided that he would ABSOLUTELY take the million bucks and spend life in green. Hell, he's an eleven-year old boy, he has no idea...Head to toe green, ALL DAY EVERY DAY, TILL DEATH? Gawd........

[elye]

I'm admittedly overly defensive about my jazz, and figured you were probably referring to the movie.

Please accept my apologies.

(Am I over-reacting to the "put me in my place"? Or was that to nasty Emily? )

Ah! My apologies, too, Julie! Somefin' about Neil Diamond, I guess...brings out the nasty in me...

How about Neil Diamond, all in green? Gaaaahhhh........

[tom]

Bev!! I missed you video post, somehow. Must go back....

Tom!! Missed your First Official Proclamation, as well.

I was starting to feel like I got Bev'd on that one.

I always feel it's a good brain day when I can acronymize something like FAERIE (First Absinthe-Enlightened Royal Inaugural Event)

Um.....do all subjects need to be partaking in the Magic Phairie to partake in the ceremony?

Hmm that sounds awfully discriminatory and there won't be any of that in idyllic Sillyville!!!!!

BUT!!!! Someday, when we all meet up, there WILL be Phaerie in the aeir.

As token alehouse slattern, I suppose I should be pressing for this...this is kind of what we do. Like, all day....

[blueeyedmanda]

Sillies the trip to the gym was more successful tonight, I at least lasted the entire time. I really do feel better once we leave the gym....one day I will be skinny again!!

[Darn210]

and

YA BIG GALOUPS (sp?)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oooppppsss . . . Sorry Bev . . . Thanks for reposting . . . . . . it was worth it.

Do you realize that was like 5 pages ago? We've had a really busy day here on this thread and we've already used up 5 pages of tom's reign.

[Darn210]

Sarah!!!! It's good to see you on the board again . . . I'm sure you've noticed that ptaum has taken over. What's the pension for a retired Queen?

As Heidi Klum says

One day you're in . . . The next day you're OUT!!!

[jerseyangel]

Hi Sarah

[Ridgewalker]

Hey Janet and Patti. Yeah, I saw that Tom has the crown... hopefully his reign will be healthier than mine was!

As for the million dollar question... As it was put, there seems to be no restriction on shades of green, so I say Yes, I would absolutely wear green for the rest of my life for a million dollars.

(That's a million, tax free, right?)

[psawyer]

Sarah, it is good to see you here again. Mayberry MUST be represented in Sillyville.

Apparently, I am the elder in Sillyville, at the ripe age of 53. Gawd, some of the sillies are young enough that I could be their father. Go figure.

Tomorrow is Wednesday. For those of you that remember, it means another delivery to the store. Last week was a nightmare, with a driver who smashed the truck into the building. Many messages back and forth to the honcho in charge of trucking, but I don't know if the problem is solved. I hope things go well. I'll be out of here early in the morning. Might even get to post before Emily or Amanda.

[SquatsWifDingos]

An official hi (and belated!) to SWD.

(PSSSTT-------We love Susie!!!!!!!!!!!)

drive by hi <---- that is David

guess who is sitting on his lap? spilling wine?

I am making him LEAVE the computer now and play wif me.

I am slightly tipsy. <this part is Susie and I am...........besotted - literally and figuratively

:lol: :lol:

[this was supposed to be our night off but................well it didn't happen that way]

[tom]

Why do I keep laughing at the above??

[Edit: ok maybe partly the alcohol, but more the picture painted of laughing sillies spilling & sharing a keybd]

You two!!!!!

It's like that old Certs comm'l - "two . .. .two .. . .two posts in ONE!!"

[nikki-uk]

Morning sillies!!!!!!!!!!!

Apparently Britain had an Open Original Shared Link last night!!

Can't say *I* felt the Earth move

I love hearing about the ripper's musings - (in green BUT very wealthy! )

King Ptaum-us the Tank Engine wears Green Levis???

Another day to try and tempt wee kitten Will into the garden - - may have to resort to strategically placed ham to tempt him...the BIG WUSS!!!!!!!

[elye]

Good Morning, Nikki!...It's now well into the afternoon for you...

Sarah's back! You must take another run at the throne at 800...gad, it could be in a week the way pages have been flying along here....

As Heidi Klum says

One day you're in . . . The next day you're OUT!!!

Whoa........DEEP..........

Yes, I would absolutely wear green for the rest of my life for a million dollars.

(That's a million, tax free, right?)

In this country, ain't nuthin' tax free.........

[this was supposed to be our night off but................well it didn't happen that way]

...Um....you guys are taking shifts? Breaks from each other, then a punch-in for a twelve-hour stint?

I am not wearing ANY green today.

[blueeyedmanda]

Morning Everyone!!!!

Hi Emily I see you!!!

How is everyone! Welcome to Weds!! Midweek Baby!!!

HI Sarah, very nice to see you again, Tom has started his reign we need to fashion him a manly crown lol!

[~alex~]

In this country, ain't nuthin' tax free.........

Lottery and gambling winnings are tax free in Canada (pretty much the only thing the US taxes but we don't!) so we might be able to make it into a tax free million. Depends, I guess on whether Jack sees it as something being won or just a choice that one is making.

[jerseyangel]

So funny--I asked Mark "the question" last night and the first thing he said was--would it be tax free?

He said if that was the case, he would--and I think I would, too.

[jerseyangel]

An older gentleman was on the operating table

awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son,

a renowned surgeon, perform the operation.

As he was about to get the anesthesia

he asked to speak to his son.

"Yes, Dad, what is it?"

"Don't be nervous, son;

do your best and just remember, if i t doesn't go well,

if something happens to me, your mother is going to come

and live with you and your wife...."

[Mtndog]

Hi Sarah!!!!!!! Alex- I love your new avatar!

OK- so ONE MILLION dollars for wearing ONLY green for the rest of your life? Hmmmm.....even underwear??????? Does it have to be a recognizable green? How about blue green?

OK- I'm in...tax-free ONLY!!!!!!!!!!

[tom]

Mornin' Silly Wenches & Knaves!!!!!!

(the King's a tad uncomfortable w/ blanket usage of the W-word ......isn't there a negative connotation in the Real World?)

I love hearing about the ripper's musings - (in green BUT very wealthy! )

Let's see .. . ..small, green & free of financial worries? La Fee Verte?

That Maignan absinthe-related painting WAS titled The Green Muse!

Is Em raising the green phaerie??

<not that there's anything wrong w/ that>

King Ptaum-us the Tank Engine wears Green Levis???

Doth thou dislike my dungarees?

Another day to try and tempt wee kitten Will into the garden - - may have to resort to strategically placed ham to tempt him...the BIG WUSS!!!!!!!

Have you tried smoked salmon?? That'd work on ME!!

Amanda!? Shouldn't the Wegman's flyer be due out soon??????

Hi Sarah, are the household health issues settling down? :hopefulcon:

[Jestgar]

Another day to try and tempt wee kitten Will into the garden - - may have to resort to strategically placed ham to tempt him...the BIG WUSS!!!!!!!

My cats pound on the door, dancing with their legs crossed, for me to let them in to go potty.

[tom]

LOVED all the music talk yesterday but phew! that was a LOTta pages!!!

And it all began w/ Larry King's guestlist!!