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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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tom Contributor
For the celiaxe :P with everything,Open Original Shared Link

Ohhhhhhhhh myGAHHHHHHHD :lol:

"I never thought it could work, especially on my husband . .."

Sharon/Austin,TX

Must track down this Sharon to pester her w/ tales of gluten-free goodness!


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Ridgewalker Contributor
hallo Sillies- I am behind but I had to post this before I forget (lack of antibiotics= lack of brain- I no kiddin ya.

For the celiaxe :P with everything,Open Original Shared Link

I just saw it in a local store and almost died laughing- wanted to buy one for all of you....they even have a travel size!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol:

Omg... fabulous! I need some for each bathroom!!!

DingoGirl Enthusiast

:o

:lol:

OMG - Gail's friend already HAS this stuff.......Gail's been trying to find it - - I will forward this POO POURRI site..........dear gawd..........Gail has terribly "shy bowels" and will NOT poop in a public toilet, or even at a friend's house (except for mine and maybe one other) EVER EVER EVER........she once went out of town with her then-boyfriend and held the poop for three or four days...............

:lol:

SILLIES I AM SOOOOOOO BORED!!!!!!!

Alas, typing a report for kind of a 50-something yuppie - - former tennis instructor at his parents' club in Long Island........zoigs! Now in prison in Corcoran.......quite a fall from grace..... :lol:

Mtndog Collaborator

Part I cause I don't have the brainpower and I KNOW I will get my fanny whipped by the emoticon police!!!!!! :lol:

Yesterday was OK. I mean as OK as it can be. Glad it's over. My dad, sis and my two nieces came over and we just hung out. My nieces were definitely a distraction- they crack me up and my sister says my voice (we have always referred to ourselves as "The Loud Family") gets even louder bwhen I'm with them!!! Can you imagine? Moi? :lol: :lol:

So cute! And how is Angus these days?

He's doiing very will. My in-laws want to steal him, but I told them to get their own. Actually on PetFinder under Great Dog Rescue there are at least three pups that look like he did when he was a wee one!!!!!!!! :wub: :wub:Skye is not coming- someone got to her before me!!!!!!!!!! :(

Yes--glad to hear that Susie's all right.....

Me too and SusieQ- I love love love your new avatar! (This is the little voice in your head "Adopt bailey....she's SOOO CUTE)

Man I hear ya........I've been in SUCH A FUNK FOR A WEEK WITH THE GLOOMY WEATHER.

.................here's to melting snow.

Judy

Amen to that! Tomorrow is going to be warmer here (I'll be in NYC for the day for Lymieness) but this weekend- BRRR- cold and raw and maybe snow????????? :huh:

We give each other, honestly, THE most romantic gifts. After a great deal of soul searching and pondering, I went to the Empire of Romance, Home Depot, and bought him a beautiful set of wrenches. They simply scream out I love you. Then, not assuaged in my need to express my pounding desire, I headed to Chapters and bought him a big atlas of the world.

:lol: :lol: I can only imagine what he gives you.......that state of the art mixer in retro colors that screams "Even after all these years, I still thiink you're sexy". That toaster oven that says, "baby, you're smoking hot" :wub:

Ridgewalker Contributor
OMG - Gail's friend already HAS this stuff.......Gail's been trying to find it - - I will forward this POO POURRI site..........dear gawd..........Gail has terribly "shy bowels" and will NOT poop in a public toilet, or even at a friend's house (except for mine and maybe one other) EVER EVER EVER........she once went out of town with her then-boyfriend and held the poop for three or four days...............

I get diarrhea when I travel. :ph34r: Haven't done any traveling since being gluten-free though, maybe that's improved. :lol:

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Nik, I'm not even certain what vowel is missing in sl*g, but I think I've heard it w/ an a, which, here, primarily refers to some material in an intermediary stage in the production of steel. <I think>

That's the one Tom ;)

Also means lady of (ahem) generous favoUrs

Bloomin' DFI's!!! :lol:

We also have the Pump n Pantry which we called The Pump n Dump

:lol: *snort* .......revolting!!

There's a martial arts-type school in our town called "Ho Tech". :lol:

The first time we rode by it, I said--well that's where they come from! :P

:lol:

They have a school!!!.....GADS...can you imagine if they did!!!! :o:lol:

For the celiaxe :P with everything,Open Original Shared Link

I just saw it in a local store and almost died laughing- wanted to buy one for all of you....they even have a travel size!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol:

Excellent!!!!!!

I shall tell Alan to look out for it!!!! :lol:

Alas, typing a report for kind of a 50-something yuppie - - former tennis instructor at his parents' club in Long Island........zoigs! Now in prison in Corcoran.......quite a fall from grace..... :lol:

...but SO interesting to read about this people........ no??

Terry and the boys have been tending to manstuff this eve........a BONFIRE!!!!!!!!!!

Not a peep ....they (even Kitty Will) were totally enraptured - staring blankly into the fire.

It must be a throwback to cavemen :lol:

Mtndog Collaborator

Part Deux

Ptaum- I don't know how I bev'd your little Nantucket poem but it was PHUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!

They are worse than HEINOUS.....(what word is that?? :unsure: .....DIABOLICAL???)

I dunno....yesterday was just the tip of the iceberg....it's not so much my son but a crowd of others who hang around.

My son has been 'barred' from hanging out with them.......but GADS....these feral children are being a tad outta control.....this morning revealed permanent markers written all over the side of my house suggesting *I* have loose morals .........

SILLIES...get out the tin hat.....batten down the hatches........Nikki is AT WAR :angry::angry:<_<

And rightly so......holy Toledo!!!!!!!! Diabolical Feral Illiterates indeed!!!!!!!!!!

Our newest band name!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG - wenches from the Ho' Depot, screaming of love. Crazy. :lol:

The Screaming Wenches of Hoe Depot :lol:

There is a quik mart up where I grew up called the HO Mart....no lie!

We also have the Pump n Pantry which we called The Pump n Dump

Now THAT if freaking funny!!!!!!!!!

There's a martial arts-type school in our town called "Ho Tech". :lol:

The first time we rode by it, I said--well that's where they come from! :P

:lol:

"Spritz the bowl before you go" :lol::lol:

And no one else will ever know :lol: :lol:


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DingoGirl Enthusiast
Terry and the boys have been tending to manstuff this eve........a BONFIRE!!!!!!!!!!

Not a peep ....they (even Kitty Will) were totally enraptured - staring blankly into the fire.

It must be a throwback to cavemen :lol:

:lol: Indeed!

But........ :unsure: where is this bonfire, Nik?

DingoGirl Enthusiast
...but SO interesting to read about this people........ no??

Yes, 'tis interesting, enlightening, and also sad.

this one about whom I'm writing today - - spent two months in psychiatric hospital - during imprisonment term - for DEPRESSION. Tired of beign in prison, he said. :huh:

Um................yer in PRISON. Yer SUPPOSED to be miserable............. :blink:

whatever. You know.....in Japan? they don't get to sit down the ENTIRE day whilst in prison......maybe for 18 hours er sumfin'? I phorgot.......

and speaking of Asian countries.........

just wondering...........is China hosting the Olympic games because it owns the US? :lol: because.....it's so controversial and stuff...........

:blink:

nikki-uk Enthusiast
:lol: Indeed!

But........ :unsure: where is this bonfire, Nik?

At the back of me garden silly!!!....in a metal bin ..trash can I think :D

A stinky passtime IMO

DingoGirl Enthusiast
At the back of me garden silly!!!....in a metal bin ..trash can I think :D

A stinky passtime IMO

ah, fun!

'Tis illegal here. <_< Any kind of burning, methinks. Not just stepford, but all of California.

Though.....sometimes farmers burn big piles.......maybe they get permits? dunno.

Hey..........I think *I* will light a big bonfyre in me back yard to-night, and see what happens!!!!!!!! :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
At the back of me garden silly!!!....in a metal bin ..trash can I think :D

Hee Hee--we will be doing the same thing soon. Out here, they allow burning--we had a tree come down a couple weeks ago during a windstorm, and this is how Mark plans to gert rid of it :unsure:

I was thinking it would be fun to roast marshmallows over it :D

tom Contributor
:lol:

They have a school!!!.....GADS...can you imagine if they did!!!! :o:lol:

:huh: The school of hard kn.. .. :o I ain't spellin' it out! No way no how!!

Terry and the boys have been tending to manstuff this eve........a BONFIRE!!!!!!!!!!

Not a peep ....they (even Kitty Will) were totally enraptured - staring blankly into the fire.

It must be a throwback to cavemen :lol:

<fire> :mellow:^_^

The only North American Olympic Torch run is right now in SF.

I'm watching and they just restarted after this elaborate bus/van escape from the planned route to Van Ness Blvd . ..miles away!!

I've been saying for years, since the very DAY China got the games, that it's just wrong - it's a 'welcome to the club pat-on-the-back', not the 'motivation to change' some say it is. Bah :(

DingoGirl Enthusiast
I've been saying for years, since the very DAY China got the games, that it's just wrong - it's a 'welcome to the club pat-on-the-back', not the 'motivation to change' some say it is. Bah :(

:blink: that's crazy......

~alex~ Explorer
I've been saying for years, since the very DAY China got the games, that it's just wrong - it's a 'welcome to the club pat-on-the-back', not the 'motivation to change' some say it is. Bah :(

I KNOW!!!! And Toronto lost to Beijing too -- I was so disappointed! But we wouldn't have gotten Vancouver 2010 if we got Toronto for 2008 so I guess it worked out in the end. We will definitely do better at the Winter Olympics than we would at the Summer Games. But if it were in Toronto I would maybe go see some stuff but I don't think I'll be able to go to BC.

elye Community Regular
Could very well be. I know they have been persistent, She tried to get me in for a "meet" all this week at various times but due to my nutsy schedule I had to wait for next week. I'll keep ya all posted though.

Sounds promising, Amanda! You take our brain....

Speaking of hockey (whaaaaaaaa.....? :huh: ), seems kind of a shame that I'm not into it, w/ expectations so high for the team that plays blocks away.

GO SHARKS anyway!!!!!!! :P

NOOOOOO.....Ptaum, get it right...It's GO SENS GO!!!!!!!

First playoff game tonight....

I will need a couple of drinks. Can't stand the pressure...I jus' want them to go all the way so badly, I can't staaaaaannnnnnd it...... :rolleyes::rolleyes:

Note that the picture is taken at midnight.......there are even.....um......psillier ones after that.....progressively......psillier............... :ph34r::lol:

Mygawd....so, pics I wouldn't find in the frames at my Walmart? :lol:

P.S. As appropriate as my wormatar is, I can't keep him the whole 30 days .. . .. .he'll be back but .. .hmmmm .. . .. .what next?

Ya need to find a pic of said worm lying beside a toilet..... <_<:lol:

just wondering...........is China hosting the Olympic games because it owns the US? :lol:

Yep. I'd say so.

I've been saying for years, since the very DAY China got the games, that it's just wrong - it's a 'welcome to the club pat-on-the-back', not the 'motivation to change' some say it is. Bah :(

Again, yep, I agree. Wrong.

Many athletes are very concerned that they will not be able to perform at such a high physical level in a country where there is no oxygen left in the air.....

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Mygawd....so, pics I wouldn't find in the frames at my Walmart? :lol:

:lol: do they have people just making out and making kissey faces in those frames? if so, then yes. :lol:

Mtndog Collaborator
The only North American Olympic Torch run is right now in SF.

I'm watching and they just restarted after this elaborate bus/van escape from the planned route to Van Ness Blvd . ..miles away!!

I've been saying for years, since the very DAY China got the games, that it's just wrong - it's a 'welcome to the club pat-on-the-back', not the 'motivation to change' some say it is. Bah :(

EGADS!!!!!! My hubby was just watching the protests/escape route while IM'ing with friends in San Francisco. Apparently you West Coasters are taking this really seriously :P It is ridiculous, on so many levels, that the Olympics are in China with all the atrocities (my wee Buddhist heart really goes out to Tibet and now they've even got Nepal messed up!!!!!).

I was thinking if I was an athlete I think I would just say "no" but then I'd be accused of...errr...something...I'm sure!!!!!!!!

Toronto (Trono) AND Vancouver should have gotten both! When was the last time Canadians ran over peaceful protestors with tanks? When was there ever a torture camp in Calgary? Air pollution in Manitoba? Communism in the Yukon? HARUMPH..........................................

psawyer Proficient
DH's 47th birthday today....yes, he is that much older than I...... <_<:rolleyes:

I hope it is a happy one. Four and a half years separate us, too.

I was thinking it would be fun to roast marshmallows over it :D

Make sure they're gluten-free, Patti. :)

Not much else to say. Long day. Must go make dinner.

~alex~ Explorer
EGADS!!!!!! My hubby was just watching the protests/escape route while IM'ing with friends in San Francisco. Apparently you West Coasters are taking this really seriously :P It is ridiculous, on so many levels, that the Olympics are in China with all the atrocities (my wee Buddhist heart really goes out to Tibet and now they've even got Nepal messed up!!!!!).

It makes me sad to see a whole troupe of riot police running alongside the marathon -- it's just so wrong . . . so against the spirit of Olympics. I'm not knocking the protesters or anything; it's just an unfortunate situation. Apparently the Chinese media is reporting that the relay is going just fine :angry:! Thank gawd for the freedom of the press we have. So happy to be Canadian.

I saw the part of the relay for the Calgary Olympics when I was 5 and it was so exciting; I'll never forget it. I'm glad I didn't have to experience it with protesters and a huge police presence.

tom Contributor
I KNOW!!!! And Toronto lost to Beijing too -- I was so disappointed! But we wouldn't have gotten Vancouver 2010 if we got Toronto for 2008 so I guess it worked out in the end. We will definitely do better at the Winter Olympics than we would at the Summer Games. But if it were in Toronto I would maybe go see some stuff but I don't think I'll be able to go to BC.

Winter Games suit you better imco (in my california opinion).

Sounds promising, Amanda! You take our brain....

Ahhh the generousity amongst the Sillies :wub:

(Em gets a pass on grammer[sic] & all things dangling this week)

NOOOOOO.....Ptaum, get it right...It's GO SENS GO!!!!!!!

First playoff game tonight....

I will need a couple of drinks. Can't stand the pressure...I jus' want them to go all the way so badly, I can't staaaaaannnnnnd it...... :rolleyes::rolleyes:

Uh-oh true Fanhood rears its head :o

Isn't Absinthe one of the luckier libations?

I'll root for Senators, despite the wimpy name, until they face the Sharks. <chomp>

Ya need to find a pic of said worm lying beside a toilet..... <_<:lol:

Agh!!! I've BEEN looking for 9 days and coming up w/ squat!!!!

Again, yep, I agree. Wrong.

Many athletes are very concerned that they will not be able to perform at such a high physical level in a country where there is no oxygen left in the air.....

The world record holder in the marathon won't run it there! :ph34r:

He's only doing a 10k, I think.

:lol: do they have people just making out and making kissey faces in those frames? if so, then yes. :lol:

Next av isn't 12:05AM the unhinged-jaw gaping-maw encompassing Susie's head nearly to eyebrows so far???

It is ridiculous, on so many levels, that the Olympics are in China with all the atrocities

Just 3 or 4 days ago they sentenced a columnist to 3.5yrs in prison for what was inferred to be oblique & mild criticism of communism.

And wanted credit for NOT giving the 10yrs they could have!!!

When was there ever a torture camp in Calgary?

Flames fans may think so when the Sharks are in town for games 3 & 4. :P

Air pollution in Manitoba?

Yeah, but it blew over from China :(

elye Community Regular
:lol: do they have people just making out and making kissey faces in those frames? if so, then yes.

Uh, no......Those pics will never be found in Walmart. They are, however, in that funny little windows-boarded-up shop downtown..... :lol:

Toronto (Trono) AND Vancouver should have gotten both! When was the last time Canadians ran over peaceful protestors with tanks? When was there ever a torture camp in Calgary? Air pollution in Manitoba? Communism in the Yukon?

Yes!! Much easier to breathe in our winter air.....it can be cold enough to burn yer lungs, but it does contain oxygen....

I hope it is a happy one. Four and a half years separate us, too.

'Tis a good spread. :)

Not much else to say. Long day. Must go make dinner.

Whoa!! But my DH does not make dinner...evah! :(

...Hmmmmm...he's too busy poring over his new atlas.....

Apparently the Chinese media is reporting that the relay is going just fine :angry: !

Why, that's not like them... <_<:(

elye Community Regular

:(:(:(:angry:

The Sens are playing like rank amateurs.....

Getting out the absinthe....time for the big guns.

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Evening Sillies!

Thanks for the brain sharing Em, I'll get er back to you as soon as I can :)

So tonight we are planning our small beach getaway this year. John's brother, me and John, and Jen and Landen have decided to get a condo in Wildwood for 3 days.

Ridgewalker Contributor

Uggggghhhhhhh... 3:15am here... Ezra's been up all night with a fever... 102.5 and I have no idea what's wrong with him, except that he feels like crap. :unsure: And tomorrow (today???) is Luke's first ever school play. Not quite sure how I'm going to manage this. :(

And coming up to post 1,000 soon. <_<

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