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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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elye Community Regular

Gaaaaahhhhhhh....all this talk of happy childhood junk food memories.... :(:( I've got none, really....T'was diagnosed with type one at seven. There went all the Dairy Queen weekend treats, McDonald's milkshakes, Wendy's frosties....

When I'm hypoglycemic, I'll have a half a caramilk bar at times......YUUUUUUUUMMMMMMM......

So! She's HERE!!!!!!

Elsie is a gorgeous standard poodle. A little smaller than Gus, and pute white. She DESPARATELY needs to be clipped, so I've got her going in on Monday. I'll put up her av then. Gus quite fancies her. They walk together on their leashes splendidly - - this is important, as DH and I will run with them both together.

The kids were SO surprised. They didn't believe that she was actually OUR dog, that she was staying when we first brought her into the yard. When it became clear, Jack's eyes welled up, and in a little voice, he said, "I can't believe this. I'm SO happy, mommy"....

And big hugs all around. My daughter immediately got on the phone and called all ten of her friends. Hilarious...... :rolleyes::lol:

So far, so great....It's almost too good to be true. I'm waiting for some calamity. Too easy, I tell you...

Off to Petsmart for a new ID tag, and treats!


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So far, so great....It's almost too good to be true. I'm waiting for some calamity. Too easy, I tell you...

Hopefully none of the "fluid onslaught" I've been warned about :unsure: ...new dog in a new environment and all.

jerseyangel Proficient

Emily--That's great! How sweet that Gus has little Elsie to pal around with :D That did happen fast--wow...no wonder your kids almost couldn't believe it. :lol:

Hope everything stays calm, cool, and collected there :)

jerseyangel Proficient

Hi Susie :D

How are the itchies?

Darn210 Enthusiast
Gaaaaahhhhhhh....all this talk of happy childhood junk food memories.... :(:( I've got none, really....T'was diagnosed with type one at seven. There went all the Dairy Queen weekend treats, McDonald's milkshakes, Wendy's frosties....

When I'm hypoglycemic, I'll have a half a caramilk bar at times......YUUUUUUUUMMMMMMM......

So! She's HERE!!!!!!

Elsie is a gorgeous standard poodle. A little smaller than Gus, and pute white. She DESPARATELY needs to be clipped, so I've got her going in on Monday. I'll put up her av then. Gus quite fancies her. They walk together on their leashes splendidly - - this is important, as DH and I will run with them both together.

The kids were SO surprised. They didn't believe that she was actually OUR dog, that she was staying when we first brought her into the yard. When it became clear, Jack's eyes welled up, and in a little voice, he said, "I can't believe this. I'm SO happy, mommy"....

And big hugs all around. My daughter immediately got on the phone and called all ten of her friends. Hilarious...... :rolleyes::lol:

So far, so great....It's almost too good to be true. I'm waiting for some calamity. Too easy, I tell you...

Off to Petsmart for a new ID tag, and treats!

YYYYAAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!!! Welcome home BellyDog!!! Hope all goes smoothly, Emily!!!

Hopefully none of the "fluid onslaught" I've been warned about :unsure: ...new dog in a new environment and all.

:unsure: Yeah, I was thinkin' this, too. However, Lisa, you want to make sure you have your own fluid onslaught (whatever it may be) and not let Emily end up owing you one because she got yours . . . Have you noticed her high post count? Her next big turnover will most likely require some sort of insurance mandated clean-up. You don't want that!!!! Keep yer own . . . even if you have to rig it . . . oops, I spilled a glass of milk on the floor . . . darn it, the ballcock is malfunctioning. I shall have to go to Lowes and buy a new one so the toilet doesn't keep running . . . believe me, it'll be worth it.

Darn210 Enthusiast
So! She's HERE!!!!!!

So, I meant to ask . . . what was it that tipped the scales for your hubby? Are you still walking around nekkid?

curlyfries Contributor
:unsure: Yeah, I was thinkin' this, too. However, Lisa, you want to make sure you have your own fluid onslaught (whatever it may be) and not let Emily end up owing you one because she got yours . . . Have you noticed her high post count? Her next big turnover will most likely require some sort of insurance mandated clean-up. You don't want that!!!! Keep yer own . . . even if you have to rig it . . . oops, I spilled a glass of milk on the floor . . . darn it, the ballcock is malfunctioning. I shall have to go to Lowes and buy a new one so the toilet doesn't keep running . . . believe me, it'll be worth it.

OK....now I understand why everyone was talking about ballcocks when I popped in one time :blink::lol:


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elye Community Regular
YYYYAAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!!! Welcome home BellyDog!!! Hope all goes smoothly, Emily!!!

It's so great here.... :) You guys are terrific, excited about my little life's twists, let alone caring at all! I honestly was as excited to tell you guys about Elsie (perhaps even more... :ph34r: )as I was to tell my kids!

. . darn it, the ballcock is malfunctioning. I shall have to go to Lowes and buy a new one so the toilet doesn't keep running . . . believe me, it'll be worth it.

You bet, it could REALLY be worth it, as you can perhaps have Patti's plumber in to install it..... ;)

So, I meant to ask . . . what was it that tipped the scales for your hubby? Are you still walking around nekkid?

It's bizarre....I just don't know...

Perhaps it's been because I haven't been nekkid....... :rolleyes:<_<

psawyer Proficient

Emily, great news about Elsie. Somehow I just knew Will would come around to seeing this your way. Occasionally I am an optimist. Which reminds me...

To an optimist, the glass is half-full.

To a pessimist, the glass is half-empty.

To an engineer, the glass is the wrong size.

The biggest excitement in my life today was repainting the lines in the parking lot at the store.

Now for some really big excitement, if I remember right, today was Alex and Ryan's wedding. She's about two hours away from me, and had pretty much the same great weather we did. I hope it was perfect for them. :)

Jestgar Rising Star
Now for some really big excitement, if I remember right, today was Alex and Ryan's wedding. She's about two hours away from me, and had pretty much the same great weather we did. I hope it was perfect for them. :)

Totally forgot about the wedding!!

no wisecracks about fluid :ph34r:

elye Community Regular

OMG.....How could we have forgotten Alex and Ryan's wedding???!!

They'll be rockin' on the dancefloor right now......

I'm telling you, she'd better be on here early tomorrow morning, reporting on how the wedding night went..... :lol:

The biggest excitement in my life today was repainting the lines in the parking lot at the store.

Whoa, Peter! How can you stand that kind of excitement?! :lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
I'm telling you, she'd better be on here early tomorrow morning, reporting on how the wedding night went..... :lol:

She should follow Tom's lead and have a sidekick with her so that she can check in off and on all day long!!! I hope the yeti is behaving himself. You know how he gets when he doesn't catch the garter.

Just in case you are checking in . . . Congratulations Alex!!

Ridgewalker Contributor
The bank have phoned me today to tell me that hubby\\\'s card has been \\\'cloned\\\' (very sci-fi) and that a person in India has very kindly taken it upon themselves to spend ALL our cash (and then some)

Either that or Terry has a secret double life in Mumbai :unsure: (he does look very tanned :blink: )

HEINOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How can people like that sleep at night?!

Umm, Nikki, my dear friend, when you say you had your three children "the old fashioned way," do you mean, no epidural?! OWIE! I could not handle that. I wanted my epidural. Actually, I tended to want it when I was about 8 months along. :rolleyes:

Yeah, those were my fav. And let's not forget about Moon Pies :P

(We're going to have Nikki googling like crazy :blink::lol::lol:)

Moonpies!!! Ohhhhh, how I loved Moonpies. All that sticky, gooey, deliciousness! I'd estimate that at least two inches on my hips are due to a Moonpie phase I went through a couple years ago. sigh.

The kids were SO surprised. They didn't believe that she was actually OUR dog, that she was staying when we first brought her into the yard. When it became clear, Jack's eyes welled up, and in a little voice, he said, "I can't believe this. I'm SO happy, mommy"....

And big hugs all around. My daughter immediately got on the phone and called all ten of her friends. Hilarious...... :rolleyes::lol:

Omg Emily... that's so sweet!!! I actually teared up a little! I'm such a sap. :lol:

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Umm, Nikki, my dear friend, when you say you had your three children "the old fashioned way," do you mean, no epidural?! OWIE! I could not handle that. I wanted my epidural. Actually, I tended to want it when I was about 8 months along. :rolleyes:

:lol: Actually I meant I gave birth out of the orifice god intended i.e NO CAESARIAN!!!

....but no, no epidural either... :unsure: damned if anyone's going to stick a needle in MY SPINE!!!!!!!!!! :o:o

OMG!!!

Congratulations Alex & Ryan!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(wish I could do confetti)

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Congrats Alex and Ryan!!!!!!

Happy Mothers Day to all our Silly Mom's!

We gave Jen Landen's handprint sculpture this morning she was so surprised and love it. We had fun making it too....like arts and crafts time.

Anyone have mothers day plans today?

elye Community Regular

HAPPY MOTHERS' DAY, MOMMIES!!!!! :):D:):D:):D

Will make balloons and confetti show after.......

happygirl Collaborator

Happy Mother's Day to all of the wonderful silly moms here :)

special love to Patti :wub:

elye Community Regular
special love to Patti

Yes, you're right, Laura! Patti deserves special mention - - she is EVERYONE'S MOM!!! What would we do without her? :wub::wub:

Jestgar Rising Star

Happiness to all you mummies.

Me own mum is off gallivanting around the country on a road trip wi' me dad so y'all are my surrogates.

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Patti-thanks for taking such good care of us!!!!! (((((((Hugs)))))))

Jestgar Rising Star

Just wanted to add that my sweet boys left me something small and dead for Mom's day. Aaaawwwww.

jerseyangel Proficient

Oh you guys, I'm positively verklempt at the lovely sentiments :wub:

Laura, my sweet cyber daughter--thanks for popping in :D Love you!

The happiest of Mother's Day to all the fabulous Sillie Moms--Sarah, Emily, Nikki, Janet.... and Amanda who takes such good care of Landen.... our Susie who is the best mommy to Dingos that there is......Jess with her kitties (nice gift, by the way :lol: kinda makes you feel warm all over).....Bev who is gonna make the bestest mom....

You too, Judy and Ms Goose if you happen by :D

((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((Big Sillie group hug!!!!)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

tom Contributor

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY to all the silly Moms & the Sillies' Moms!!!!

Darn210 Enthusiast

Happy Mother's Day to all the mums and all ye mums.

Patti - Beautimous flowers!!!

Jess - you must be so proud - I've read that they do that because they see us as inferior hunters.

Emily - looking forward to seeing a pic of your new baby.

Amanda - how sweet of you to help Landen make something for his mum.

Nikki!!! - the needle in the spine!!! . . . not so bad, I tell ya'!!!

elye Community Regular
Just wanted to add that my sweet boys left me something small and dead for Mom's day. Aaaawwwww.

Jeez! What a coincidence! I asked my mom if she'd like something like this for Mother's Day....ya should've seen the look she gave me!.... :huh::rolleyes:

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