The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

[elye]

Tried it on Tel today

He said (and I quote) ''Get the f*

[DingoGirl]

The subway's full of drunks in London Town,

Do watch your back, David, you're goin' down.....

Pink things prevail - -the tongue of Mr. Chow,

And piggy, and Nikki's blisters....yeeeOW!

The treadmill whirs away at Julie's place,

Amanda's sane enough for that court case,

King Peter keeps the naughty spam at bay,

"All members can be twice as big TODAY!".......

:lol: :lol:

gawd.............yer all gettin' phunnier -

Dingo Brain

experiencing drain

without the Lyme

I find no rhyme

Tried it on Tel today

He said (and I quote) ''Get the f*

[DingoGirl]

The niave, out-to-lunch Canuck asks, Who is Nathaniel Parker? Is he a rich royal bloke er sumfin'?

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Some English actor........the eccentric Gail, in her chinoiserie-d, guilded home (very un-Fresno )watches almost nothing but 1) Law and Order and 2) anything British..........

[nikki-uk]

hello goofs - -

a drive-by here, have not read the last few........but Gail has insisted I ask Nicola if she knows any single older Lords or Knights or Barons or anything like that, in England, of course.......she is deeply in love wif Nathaniel Parker and wants to know if he's an a$$-cracker..........wants Nik to find her a wealthy, charming, lovely titled older gentleman...........told her I'd get right on that

:lol:

carry on, back to reading.........

WHAAAAAAaaaaaaatttt?????????

'Fraid *I* come from the wrong side of the tracks to know any gentry.....or wealthy even .......but I must agree Nathaniel (aka Inspector Linley) IS hot!!!.........does he 'crack arse'???? ..EW...I REALLY dunno!!

<what's an a$$ cracker??>

Some English actor........the eccentric Gail, in her chinoiserie-d, guilded home (very un-Fresno )watches almost nothing but 1) Law and Order and 2) anything British..........

OMG!!!!!

Law & Order????.......well why didn't you say???

Tell Gail to come over toot sweet....she can join my 'daytime Law & Order club - with blankies'........followed by 'Inspector Linley'

Bev (a fully fledged member) however has to have the bigger couch as her brain is so BIG

[Mtndog]

OMG!!!!!

Law & Order????.......well why didn't you say???

Tell Gail to come over toot sweet....she can join my 'daytime Law & Order club - with blankies'........followed by 'Inspector Linley'

Bev (a fully fledged member) however has to have the bigger couch as her brain is so BIG

I HEARD THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

Did I mention I am partial to the Special Victims unit (you know- sex crimes are considered especially hANUS and the dedicated detctives..duh duh.....

Actually it's me arse that we need the extra couch for!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Green12]

Help- I'm going to get lost in a vortex...........I'm over 100 posts behind. Do I hafta go back? Susie- will you send the dingo if I get lost?

Bev!!!!!!!

Ever notice that when I am posting more frequently you aren't, and vice versa?? We must take turns getting lost

Tag, you're it!!!!

NICOLA! mind yer tootsies today girl........and OMG, I didn't know you could drink on the tube.... Such debauchery.....

"such debauchery"!!!!!!

I saw this recently referred to as "such d%$#@#$ baggery".....had myself a good laugh at that one

How ironic that this gets posted, and less than an hour later someone starts spamming the board about pills to enlarge ones manly appendage. Not that any of us here need anything like that.

Peter said manly appendage!

Okay, okay.... .. .got two minutes, here, so I can write:

The subway's full of drunks in London Town,

Do watch your back, David, you're goin' down.....

Pink things prevail - -the tongue of Mr. Chow,

And piggy, and Nikki's blisters....yeeeOW!

The treadmill whirs away at Julie's place,

Amanda's sane enough for that court case,

King Peter keeps the naughty spam at bay,

"All members can be twice as big TODAY!".......

Excellent!!

Okay - it's official....I NEED a foot (feet?) transplant.

Dear God - went on my walk today in previously 'safe' shoes.........BAH!!!!!!!! the soles of my feet are KILLING ME!!!!

I need that op where they inject fat in yer feet (take it from my thighs PLEEEEASE!!!....no wait!! ...my bum..or hips?........)

Nikki, foot fat transplant!

Do you have one of those foot soaks? Soak yer feet and put them up for the rest of the day.

[elye]

Actually it's me arse that we need the extra couch for!!!!!!!!!!!!

Maybe not, Bev.....if you can crack arse (hafta ask Susie - - don't know what in hell this is, nor how to DO it) ya may be able to put it on two couches......

How d'ya crack arse?

What's an "a$$ cracker?"

Do I want to know?

... ..Oracle Peter?.... . .... .. . ..

[tom]

Gah 3 pages already today?????!!!!

I made a mistake and panicked that I wouldn't have enough time to fix it now that the edit function is a time limited offer, so I decided to just erase it all. See below!

How far below????

Did I miss it?

Alex - buxom, yes good word

Hmmmmm........theoretically, one could hypothesize that Emily could have traveled as much as 3 times the distance of said Ripper.

Hehehehehe or she could've gone 20.76k!!!

The overall distance question is somewhat more straightforward. A nice mommy like Em would cross the finish line simultaneously w/ the Ripper (and start at the same time) so if her average speed, incl the slowdowns to change direction, were 2x Ripper-speed, over that same amount of time, she covers 2x his distance.

<d'oh - phorgot that the pic shows simul phinish>

Don't forget that as she was returning to the Ripper, he was moving forward, so each double-back did not constitute a full double distance.

The word "double-back" muddies the issue.

If she's 3x his speed is it "triple-back"?

It just comes down to ratio of speeds.

Sticking w/ 2x speed for ease of calculation, when he's gone 1 block, she's gone 2. She reverses and they'd meet when he's gone another 1/3rd of a block and she's gone 2/3rds.

Total distance 2 2/3 vs 1 1/3.

(Am I getting TOO geeked out on this?)

Janet rofl @ piggy-bat as UK Junebug!!

Yup, Gnich, I am headed in the right direction mojo-wise anyway.

Have you considered getting a Penny Farthing or similar?

....each time we boarded the subway in London last summer, to see beer flowing freely, lots of soccer-singing, hands up skirts,

Are we talking consenting or sexual assault?

[DingoGirl]

Oh my Psillies.

I have NO idea what an arse cracker is. It's a term I got from our dear Jin. And now, Kissey and I say it all the time. It's quite satisfying, even though the meaning is unclear. :lol:

NICOLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Gail says she'll be over this aft.........................large couches required for ALL of our arses and Bev's lyme brain, plus Weezee.

JULIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! forgot what I was goign to say, so, just, HI.

poopy cow............I did a stupid thing.......not ready to tell you guys yet.

[tom]

poopy cow............I did a stupid thing.......not ready to tell you guys yet.

If we're starting a pool, I'm taking 'ate something w/out checking ingredients' again.

[Green12]

JULIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! forgot what I was goign to say, so, just, HI.

Did it involve d%$#@#$-baggery?!?!?

If we're starting a pool, I'm taking 'ate something w/out checking ingredients' again.

I was thinking the same thing Tom

Spot on mate, SPOT ON!!!!!

[elye]

It just comes down to ratio of speeds.

Sticking w/ 2x speed for ease of calculation, when he's gone 1 block, she's gone 2. She reverses and they'd meet when he's gone another 1/3rd of a block and she's gone 2/3rds.

Total distance 2 2/3 vs 1 1/3.

AAAAAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Are we talking consenting or sexual assault?

Everybody involved seemed loaded, so the line here becomes quite blurry, methinks....

poopy cow............I did a stupid thing.......not ready to tell you guys yet.

If we're starting a pool, I'm taking 'ate something w/out checking ingredients' again.

Ah!! A pool! Okay, I'm in with smacking other boob on kitchen counter.....

[tom]

Amanda - good luck w/ Jury Duty <zoigs>

June Bat

Piggy Bug

:lol:

Tom does NOT trust vegetarians :lol:

Hehe not really .. ..forgot Shelly's a veg.

OK- I give up- too tired..........

Oh puhLEEEEEEZE!!!!!!! Not too tired to go all iambic on our arses!!!

(Fan-******-TASSSS-tic btw!!)

<particularly rhyming "do this" & "hubris" >

pizzle-ku well done Jess!!

<phew .. . P994 done>

Pseuzee?!!! It's worse than just not reading ingred isn't it? You couldn't resist cookies at Janie's!!! fried chicken?

"BAD DINGO!!!!"

[tom]

Where'd everybody go? Did Lisa show while I wasn't lookin'? ;p

<tom thinks he really needs to get back to visiting sillyville earlier in the day>

GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh :lol: Yes but 'tis not where I learnt it..............

Where DOES one learn the piggybug junebat??

got my cell phone and was texting Kissey from bed while he was taking an exam in living room........phunniest thing ever

so - tired today and it's Monday - - got naught - - no mojo - - I won't see my mojo again until thursday - 'tis the way it is..................

Aha!! Due to the not-yet-admittable offense?

but OMG - the prose - - so witty, can't keep up, ha ha!

Wow no kiddin' - neither can I.

But Emily can!!!!

WHAAAaaaaat??????????

You sent Kissey a text calling him whaaat??? .......oh wait 'that' was to the Pizzle Enhanced Spammer (PES)

Dingo Brain

experiencing drain

without the Lyme

I find no rhyme

Hey not bad! Yer no Boehv, but better than *I* can do today.

.....you should SEE the ankle grab before he tries to leave, at times.....I am curled around his lower leg/foot.......and dragged upon the floor....... Peals of screeching laughter come from my house,

!!!

"such debauchery"!!!!!!

I saw this recently referred to as "such d%$#@#$ baggery".....had myself a good laugh at that one

Now me too!!! :lol:

[Mtndog]

Oh puhLEEEEEEZE!!!!!!! Not too tired to go all iambic on our arses!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

it was a tough choice between going imabic or MEDIEVAL on your arses.

Picture this: Samuel L Jackson, "Don't make me go freaking iambic on your arse, motherf#$r!!!!!!!!!!"

[elye]

Hey! I go away fer a couple of hours, hoping Susie would have spilled her stoopid mistake thingie..... .. .but NOPE.

...Lisa!! Are you keeping Susie away?!

OMG. ... .....Large guffaws over here.......CORNER GAS is on... ..

[psawyer]

I'm back from running errands, and it is so nice here that I'm sitting out on the deck (accompanied by four feline friends).

The post above, four weeks ago on a Monday afternoon, began page 900, and thus my tenure as your leader. We are now on page 997, and my time is nearing. I am once again posting from out on the deck, with two pheline phriends and Jacquie with me. It just seems appropriate.

[Darn210]

Nice rhymages everyone . . . tis on my list of things to do, but not right now, so come page 1023 I'll post me a haiku and y'all be scratchin' yer heads askin' where the hell did that come from . . .

Maybe not, Bev.....if you can crack arse (hafta ask Susie - - don't know what in hell this is, nor how to DO it) ya may be able to put it on two couches......

How d'ya crack arse?

Don't all arses come with a crack???

[elye]

The post above, four weeks ago on a Monday afternoon, began page 900, and thus my tenure as your leader. We are now on page 997, and my time is nearing. I am once again posting from out on the deck, with two pheline phriends and Jacquie with me. It just seems appropriate.

Mygawsh, King Peter.... .your reign has just whipped by.

This is truly a BIG'UN coming up - - The Millennial Monarch............

[jerseyangel]

If we're starting a pool, I'm taking 'ate something w/out checking ingredients' again.

I was thinking the same thing Tom

Spot on mate, SPOT ON!!!!!

Yep--my money's on atesumphinwithoutcheckinfirst

Although, Em may have somphin there with the other boob thing

[jerseyangel]

It just seems appropriate.

Yes, quite appropriate....seems like just yesterday

[psawyer]

And soon it will be summer. Just 17 days, 22 hours and 41 minutes to go as I type this.

[psawyer]

Don't all arses come with a crack???

[happygirl]

Susie, you must 'fess up, my dear!

[blueeyedmanda]

John and I are looking for things we want to do in FL. We are going to visit a lighthouse and we are hoping to go to the Kennedy space center but that is like 40 a person....so we might pass since we have other expenses right now too!!! so exciting!!!