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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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Ridgewalker Contributor

Julie, totally! :lol:

BTW Amanda-- I dunno what's headed your way, but for the post 5,000 flipover I would DEFINITELY be grabbing the umbrella! And maybe flood insurance!


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Green12 Enthusiast

OMG, what is coming Amanda's way???

I've got nuthin as to what it might be :huh: ....but I am staying tuned.

curlyfries Contributor
:lol: :lol: :lol: There is that as well! Oh, and the candy spray... I'm thinking of just sporting safety goggles these days...

You can borrow my scuba goggles!!!!!......( see picture in my personal profile) :D

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
You guys in the est time zone are up way past your bed time :P:lol:

I am on my way to bed....another storm coming our way...loud thunder!!! Night night everyone!!!

DingoGirl Enthusiast

Oh............ma..............gah.......................

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I leave for a few hours, you guys go BARKING MAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*snort*

Amanda!!.....Those were, I am certain, the largest exclamation marks I have ever seen on this screen......

'twas so phunny - but 'twas Gheoss :lol: :lol:

What in hell!!!!!!!!!!!!

There's a PARTY goin' on in here, AFTER 10, on a MONDAY night!!!

You guys are WILD!

I'm snorting here all by myself now :lol: :lol:

Kissey's asleep on the couch.......I snuck in and had a CHORTLE FEST toute seule

(will get emoti-busted for llafalellogram (?) and chortlestack - just try and picture it fer yerselves, all them smiley stacks o' faces)

And POOF, everybody's gone. Do I stink?

:lol: slightly redolent of llama crap, not too bad :lol:

HAH!!

hey,....now my name will live on in posteriority

oh good gawd, she DOES catch on phast :lol: :lol: and she's killin' me

She's probably about 17 or so, and after we left, all the boys could talk about was how preeeeettttty she was, and how SUHWEET her car is!

SUHHHHHHHHHHHHH-WEEEEEEEEEEEET

:lol: :lol: that is so cute

Sorry to hear that, Peter. Try asking Susie . . . she was thinking about a 65 mile commute, what's a few more miles??

:lol: yup, what's a few more THOUSAND miles????

Off to bed you wackls

:lol: :lol:

Oh how I love me sillies

:wub:

abdominal snowman :lol: :lol:

oh and - giah-gnet - - excellent surmisal of properties - - and - - I gots two becauz ah is extra stoopid :lol:

gnight-gnight, Psillieeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

elye Community Regular

Mornin' Amanda! My fellow early poster is simultaneously typing away....'tis a nice feeling, knowing we're up visiting Sillyville at the same time, Amanda.... :) Hoping the flipover onslaught will be minor, no devastation or injuries involved, and you'll be able to get to OUR PSILLY PHILLY SUMMIT, which is.....24 DAYS AWAY!!!! :):)

PeOter!! Astonishing hail in the greater Toronto area. We had nowt....just some terrrific lightning flashes and phunnee, short rain spells.....

EXCELLENT Sillyville Expression recap, Janet! :lol: Thank you for this - -I am pleased to have someone on board like you who is able to file these things away and gently remind us while briefing the newbies. I frighten individuals away in real life, as well, so my personal verb has a lot of mileage here....... :rolleyes::lol:

The yeti was last seen in a crossword puzzle I worked about a week ago, I seem to recall that he was 29 Across.

:lol: PeOter, the question is: What was the clue? Large, hairy beast with a 58" inseam, experienced parader, travelling across North America and England........

Sorry your new employee didn't work out--so this pretty much rules out Philly for you then? :(

Yes, PeOter - - say it ain't so... .. ..

We gotta find the yeti. HE will slip behind your front desk and take over for a week in July. People will buy from him, and it will be terrific for your business. After all, he IS a pet....kind of....well, he LOOKS like one. You won't have to pay him anything, just let him chew on a few pizzles while he's there.... . ...it's win-win!!! :lol:

OK . . . time's up . . . I've got to go read a book for book club. I've Susie'd long enough!!!

Janet! What art thou reading? Another solipsistic journey? <_<:rolleyes:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Morning Sillies!!!!

Another day at work....it is going to be cooler this week....We had a huge storm roll in @ 11 last night which was not fun at all. More later!


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Darn210 Enthusiast
Yes, PeOter - - say it ain't so... .. ..

We gotta find the yeti. HE will slip behind your front desk and take over for a week in July. People will buy from him, and it will be terrific for your business. After all, he IS a pet....kind of....well, he LOOKS like one. You won't have to pay him anything, just let him chew on a few pizzles while he's there.... . ...it's win-win!!! :lol:

I don't know . . . an unsupervised yeti in a Pet Supply/FOOD store??? Could be less costly just to close up shop for a couple of days!!

Janet! What art thou reading? Another solipsistic journey? <_<:rolleyes:

Bel Canto (by Ann Patchett) - It's an opera/terrorism/hostage story - :huh:

Daxin Explorer
Wow--very impressive, Gian-knit! :D

Do you know how long to took me to figure out that that was JANET? Wow...I feel kind of thick now. ;)

Good Morning psillies....More thunderstorms on the prairies today....YEAH!!

Finally got some sleep last night....I'm wondering if Insomnia has anything to do with gluten...hard to say since I've been extra careful....who knows.

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
Mornin' Amanda! My fellow early poster is simultaneously typing away....'tis a nice feeling, knowing we're up visiting Sillyville at the same time, Amanda.... :) Hoping the flipover onslaught will be minor, no devastation or injuries involved, and you'll be able to get to OUR PSILLY PHILLY SUMMIT, which is.....24 DAYS AWAY!!!! :):)

24 Days baby!!!!!! I know next Friday is my flight to Orlando too....

One more post guys and the suspense will break.....Are the Levees able to hold up to this?

Mtndog Collaborator

The Abdominal Snowman :lol: :lol:

M-m-m....does it quack? Cuz if it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck......

Em's arse is quacking? :ph34r: :ph34r:

Did you guys see that? . . . 12 Users . . . Is that some kinda record or sumptin'?

Oh no..they found us.....time to get in the shelter :D

And POOF, everybody's gone. Do I stink?

Well, yes- you do Sarah. We didn't know how to tell you, but I'm not one for little white lies. It's your breath- it stinks of HILARITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And eyeballed tortilla chips :P

Yeah . . . that sounds right . . . I was thinking If you poked yourself in the eye with a tostito, you've pulled a Sarah . . . ;) . . . :lol:

See???????

Sillies I have a big post coming up....what do you think is coming my way?

Amanda- You can borrow the ark. I'm currently using it as a planter in the garden, but it's all yours. I won't need it today- must construct hail avoiding hover craft as we are about to get whammed with thunder, lightning and Revered Hale Hail.

I LOVE weather!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Where, oh where, has our Nikkeigh gone? Oh where oh where can she be?

Jestgar Rising Star
Em's arse is quacking? :ph34r: :ph34r:

How do you properly note this on the phart tchart?

tom Contributor

6 pages in HALF a day?!!!!!!

You loons left me w/ so much catching up to do - such a superlative spike of silliness.

Em better get the proclamatin' out da way - the reign may not last the week!

Corner Gas Line o' the Night! "My point is, if Vikings could travel through time, they'd be impressed by how much glow-in-the-dark stuff we have"

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Ok Sillies here goes!!!!!!

Please stack all valuables to higher grounds! Get out ye glooshes and yellow boots!!!! Make sure you have the canoes and rowboats ready. I have boarded the ark!

4,600 here we come!

Mtndog Collaborator
How do you properly note this on the phart tchart?

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Please note appearance of Emily's Devil arse duck bruise :P

Please stack all valuables to higher grounds! Get out ye glooshes and yellow boots!!!! Make sure you have the canoes and rowboats ready. I have boarded the ark!

4,600 here we come!

Oh SHEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm so outta here :lol: :lol: :lol:

tom Contributor
4,600 here we come!

Well, I'm on the 3rd floor just in case, but isn't the whole flipover thing more about the MSD? (Most Significant Digit)

4600 may make for moistness, but I'd guess floods wait for your 5k.

Maybe Patti's the exception on the MSD thing - so many digits there and pre-12,000 WAS a doozy .. ..hmmmmmmm

Green12 Enthusiast

Bev!!! Love the wee devil duck :D

Do you know how long to took me to figure out that that was JANET? Wow...I feel kind of thick now. ;)

:lol: Ryan

Join the club, I don't always know what's going on in here either!

One more post guys and the suspense will break.....Are the Levees able to hold up to this?

Now I gotcha Amanda, I wasn't following last night. I thought your "big post" was a lengthy announcement or sumthin.

I was quite the absent minded poster yesterday :lol:

Phorgot to wish Janet a happy forum anniversary! I appreciate all you contribute here, in the baking and cooking section and yer sillies!! :D

elye Community Regular
I don't know . . . an unsupervised yeti in a Pet Supply/FOOD store??? Could be less costly just to close up shop for a couple of days!!

I've heard that the long pizzles take quite a while to eat, even for the biggest of dogs, so I think the yeti'd be good for a few hours on a small box of those....whaddya think, PeOter?

Do you know how long to took me to figure out that that was JANET? Wow...I feel kind of thick now. ;)

Ryan! You should feel nothing but PRIDE......it has taken lesser individuals considerably longer, and some never get it, and scurry away in fear and frustration. As Current Monarch, I Commendeth Thou......

Finally got some sleep last night....I'm wondering if Insomnia has anything to do with gluten...hard to say since I've been extra careful....who knows.

It can have everything to do with gluten. The board section on sleep has likely hundreds of posts about those whose sleeping problems have disappeared once on the diet. :)

Corner Gas Line o' the Night! "My point is, if Vikings could travel through time, they'd be impressed by how much glow-in-the-dark stuff we have"

:lol::lol:

Don't know where you are in the chronology, but last night an old episode was shown where the characters are all in an arena playing a challenge hockey game. At one point Davis comes careening off the ice into the box and gasps, "Good hustle out there, guys".....There's a pause as he's gasping for breath....."Anybody see my pancreas?" :lol:

Okay. I'm currently carrying out a yearly 24-hour urine collection for my specialist, and I've accepted a sudden invitation to accompany Jack's class to the National Gallery of Canada this aft.

So.....um.....do I take the huge container?....dump out what's there and start again tomorrow? Dunno about security there, if it's still as stiff......

Could be interesting....stay tuned........ <_<

elye Community Regular
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Please note appearance of Emily's Devil arse duck bruise :P

:lol::lol::lol: Bev!!!

Well, I'm on the 3rd floor just in case, but isn't the whole flipover thing more about the MSD? (Most Significant Digit)

4600 may make for moistness, but I'd guess floods wait for your 5k.

I, as well, believe that you may just get some moisture, Amanda....some profuse sweating, or leaking disposable coffee cup, or a leaky diaper of Landen's... . . .

The 5k will be awesome, and fearful........

Off to Gallery. Yes, I'm going.....gawd........

Darn210 Enthusiast
Off to Gallery. Yes, I'm going.....gawd........

But are you taking the Jug O' Urine wif you????

jerseyangel Proficient
I'm wondering if Insomnia has anything to do with gluten...hard to say since I've been extra careful....who knows.

It certainly does for many of us....glad you were finally able to get some shut-eye! :D

You loons left me w/ so much catching up to do - such a superlative spike of silliness.

We really brought the Sillie last night!!! :P

Ok Sillies here goes!!!!!!

4,600 here we come!

Gawd Amanda--look out below!!! :lol:

Please note appearance of Emily's Devil arse duck bruise :P

:lol::lol::lol:

Off to Gallery. Yes, I'm going.....gawd........

That's our Em--off to the the gallery, jug in tow....what a woman! :D

Ridgewalker Contributor

Oh please, no, not the big orange jug o' pee!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Em, say you didn't take it with you! :lol: :lol: :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient

Opos--phorgot to mention....I talked to Jhudy this morning (we were on the horn for an hour and a half! B) )--she is having computer problems which is why she hasn't been around lately.

Jestgar Rising Star
I've heard that the long pizzles take quite a while to eat,...

:o:lol: :lol:

Ridgewalker Contributor

Poor Judy!

I totally believe computers can become possessed by eeevil spirits. Totally, dude. :ph34r:

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