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Judyin Philly Enthusiast

so happy you have some good news Amanda.

Happy too for your sister

Sara- hope you feel better soon.

judy


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Daxin Explorer

*Peers from behind the land of no forum* Is this thing on? Testing...1.2.3.

Wow...I missed this place. :(

Good to see a tonne of good news these days after our brief bout with psillie withdrawl.

Just checking in from the fair city of Winnipeg to let you all know things are good for me as well. I am going out to buy some locally made gluten-free beer tomorrow night. It's amazing. :) They have some in the hotel bar where I am staying, and I can only assume it would be less expensive else where.

*yawn* but now I must get some sleep.

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Morning Sillies!

We had a nifty storm overnight but I was given Robitussen with Codene so I slept very well! :):)

I am only here for a little while this morning and then I am leaving to see my sister! I am so excited!

See all you sillies later :)

elye Community Regular

Morning, Sillies!

All is right with the world....our technical difficulties seem behind us. Thanks so much, Patti and Ptaoughmghmn, for the emails to keep me sane. They kept the worst scaries at bay. :)

RYAN! Home-brewed, gluten-free beer??! And it's inexpensive? man, what we would give.....Here in Ottawa our only choice is La Messagere, brewed in Quebec. Tastes rather like dishwater, and it is $17.50 for a six-pack. Yes, a SIX-pack!! :angry:

Sarah, I am so sorry about all this sh!t in your life. You're such a good mom, and an upbeat, hilarious person......why you?? :manymoremadfaces:

You are in my heart....I'm thinking about you........

A wedding today! Amanda, what happy news.....hope you feel good enough to enjoy the ceremony and festivities afterward.

Daxin Explorer
RYAN! Home-brewed, gluten-free beer??! And it's inexpensive? man, what we would give.....Here in Ottawa our only choice is La Messagere, brewed in Quebec. Tastes rather like dishwater, and it is $17.50 for a six-pack. Yes, a SIX-pack!! :angry:

Emily,

It's not really a home brew. Fort Garry Breweries is the name of the company, and the beer is called Nu Bru! (Hey...it even works with psillie pspelling :D ) Apparently it's only slightly less expensive than La Messagere, but to buy a 6 pack has to be cheaper than buying them from the hotel bar.

Well, more courses this morning on how to make my small military museum a little better.

Have a good day psillies.

Amanda, enjoy the wedding... :)

curlyfries Contributor

Poor Sawah........a walking talking mood ring ( RUN!!!....Mom's turning blue!!! :o )......and now uncontrollable projectile leakage ( this is not on Edna's itinerary! <_< )......and unwanted Mickey visitations ( a gluten free mouse? :P )

"Life is not a problem to solve, but a mystery to experience"....I am sure you would like a little less *mysterious experiences* right now......hope things get better for you really soon....hang in there.

Judyin Philly Enthusiast

Here in Ottawa our only choice is La Messagere, brewed in Quebec. Tastes rather like dishwater, and it is $17.50 for a six-pack. Yes, a SIX-pack!! :angry:

GOOD LORD....GLAD I DON'T LIKE BEER. ;)

Sarah, I am so sorry about all this sh!t in your life.

DITTO SARAH.....

A wedding today! Amanda, what happy news.....hope you feel good enough to enjoy the ceremony and festivities afterward.

DITTO AGAIN.

PATTI......WHERE THE HECK IS THE COOL WEATHER PROMISED??? :ph34r::blink: IT'S SO MUGGY HERE CAT DIDN'T WANT TO GO ON THE DECK

jUDY

YES AND JUDY STILL IS DOING HERE OWN KIND OF 'QUOTES' STILL WORKING ON THE EASY WAY B)


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blueeyedmanda Community Regular

We are just doing a small dinner afterwards....I am not looking forward to the drive in the rain.....very ugly day here!

jerseyangel Proficient

Mornin Sillies! :D

I gotta pack a lot into this post.....I'm on our desk top re: the slowest loading computer in the western world <_< Matt is away again until Sunday and, old softie that I am, I told him to take me lap top. Every page takes minutes to load--I'm not kidding.

So....Have a wonderful day, Amanda :) Glad to hear that you got some good sleep last night, finally!

Hi Ryan--that gluten-free beer sounds excellent! Can't believe how expensive the stuff is up there--at least we have Redbridge which isn't so bad. :)

Judy--I know....it's not going to be as as blasted hot today, but it's very humid :angry: I think it's seeping into me brain :lol:

Sarah--you poor thing :( That vomiting sounds absolutely wretched--Gawd, I hope that stops at once. You're a fantastic mom, and your kids know that--look at all you're handling and your first thought is always those two boys. Feel better, sweetie ;):)

Where's Jess? I guess she must be pretty busy at work.

Hi Em :D Yep--all's right with the world.....would be righter if I had me own computer, but what ya gonna do? :P

I'll be back later.....I think I'll try and re-boot this thing again :angry:

Carry on Sillies! :D

elye Community Regular
YES AND JUDY STILL IS DOING HERE OWN KIND OF 'QUOTES' STILL WORKING ON THE EASY WAY B)

Judy! Very bizarre that the multiple quote system isn't working for you....you're hitting the quote button at the bottom of each post from which you want to quote, the one with the plus sign beside it, then when you have them all picked you hit ADD REPLY? Strange it is not working for you......I cannot imagine negotiating this thread without picking out Sillies' dialogues...... <_<:rolleyes:

Jestgar Rising Star
Where's Jess? I guess she must be pretty busy at work.

Yes, and now with clean teeth.

Planning to have my hysteria removed Aug 18th so I'm trying to get as much done as possible (hair cut and hiighlighted-check, teeth fabulous-check, nails done-wait on that one, house de-furred-check). What else do I need?

jerseyangel Proficient
Planning to have my hysteria removed Aug 18th so I'm trying to get as much done as possible (hair cut and hiighlighted-check, teeth fabulous-check, nails done-wait on that one, house de-furred-check). What else do I need?

Having the hysters removed--eh? Well, I'll tell ya, girlfriend, the only thing I regret about having mine was that I didn't do it 15 years ago. ;)

You sound like you're on top of things.....do check with the hospital about the gluten-free situation. I was able to provide all of my own food, so there were no worries there. Make sure they write on your chart in numerous places that you are gluten intolerant and that all of your meds have to be gluten-free, too.

Jess, if you ever want to chat or anything I'm here :)

elye Community Regular

Patti....absolutely nothing personal, here....but I was getting a little tired of looking at our boobs. :lol:

Cannot find the group shot of us all........must check our laptop.....

Planning to have my hysteria removed Aug 18th so I'm trying to get as much done as possible (hair cut and hiighlighted-check, teeth fabulous-check, nails done-wait on that one, house de-furred-check). What else do I need?

Jess! August 18th is the big day........

You'll always be hysterical 'round here........

;):)

Let's see, what else do you need....you seem to have everything covered.....

Trying to think of a reason for you to possibly need DD's infamous, too-small-but-perfectly-good goalie pads.

This would make a fascinating, cryptic advertisement in the classifieds:

Woman having just gone through hysterectomy, in need of goalie pads in pristine condition ASAP.......

:rolleyes::lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
Patti....absolutely nothing personal, here....but I was getting a little tired of looking at our boobs. :lol:

Cannot find the group shot of us all........must check our laptop.....

I agree :lol: Time to retire the boobature :D

Although, keep it handy--you never know when it will be appropriate to display them again ;):P

Computer is working a bit faster.....the phone is also very static-y, so it all may have something to do with the storms last night. Hope so anyway.....

Judyin Philly Enthusiast

just tried it again.

nada

QUOTE (Judyin Philly @ Jul 23 2008, 09:00 AM)

YES AND JUDY STILL IS DOING HER OWN KIND OF 'QUOTES'...... STILL WORKING ON THE EASY WAY

Judy! Very bizarre that the multiple quote system isn't working for you....you're hitting the quote button at the bottom of each post from which you want to quote, the one with the plus sign beside it, then when you have them all picked you hit ADD REPLY? Strange it is not working for you......I cannot imagine negotiating this thread without picking out Sillies' dialogues......

I KNOW I JUST DID IT AND GOT THE FIRST ONE BUT NONE OF THE REST

IT DOES GET VERY :ph34r: TIRESOME.

THANKS ANYWAY

JUDY

elye Community Regular
I KNOW I JUST DID IT AND GOT THE FIRST ONE BUT NONE OF THE REST

IT DOES GET VERY :ph34r: TIRESOME.

THANKS ANYWAY

JUDY

:huh::huh:

Hmmmmm......we need to pull out the big guns.

Oh, Peeeeeeeeeee-turrrr???!

Oh, Ptaoughmghmnnnnnnnn??

Technical phorum difficulties, here!

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
:huh::huh:

Hmmmmm......we need to pull out the big guns.

Oh, Peeeeeeeeeee-turrrr???!

Oh, Ptaoughmghmnnnnnnnn??

Technical phorum difficulties, here!

Thanks Emily

I can do one but not more than that.

yes, where is peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-turrr? ;)

Judy

Mtndog Collaborator

Patti said boobature :lol: :lol:

UH-OH......the multiple quote thingy isn't working for me either. <_< <_<

Sarah- I hope you feel better soon. Remember my sis going through withdrawal and it was hell. :( Try some oj or Vit C....detoxes you quicker. I'm so sorry that you have to through this. :(

Jess- Your hyster is Aug 18th....wow! Add "Get Good drugs from hospital" to the list. :P

elye Community Regular

Whoa....multiple quote thingy not working for TWO of us? Maybe it's a result of the 24-hour phorum meltdown. Maybe it's disabled for ME, too!

Must check......

Thanks Emily

I can do one but not more than that.

yes, where is peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-turrr? ;)

Judy

Okay, that's one.

Patti said boobature :lol::lol:

UH-OH......the multiple quote thingy isn't working for me either. <_<<_<

Sarah- I hope you feel better soon. Remember my sis going through withdrawal and it was hell. :( Try some oj or Vit C....detoxes you quicker. I'm so sorry that you have to through this. :(

Jess- Your hyster is Aug 18th....wow! Add "Get Good drugs from hospital" to the list. :P

Hmph. I'm good. Whassup? :huh:

jerseyangel Proficient
UH-OH......the multiple quote thingy isn't working for me either. <_< <_<

Whoa....multiple quote thingy not working for TWO of us?

Well this is interesting.....I can do multiple quotes just phine on this computer, but on me laptop each time I hit "quote" it pops me back up to the top of the page. I can still do it that way, but it's more time consuming and annoying.

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Whoa....multiple quote thingy not working for TWO of us? Maybe it's a result of the 24-hour phorum meltdown. Maybe it's disabled for ME, too!

Must check......

Okay, that's one.

Hmph. I'm good. Whassup? :huh:

CRAP AND OTHER WORDS.........&*^%*$%&$%%..........

TRIED IT AGAIN ........JUST LIKE YOU SAID TO DO ...................AGAIN.

TRIED 3 AND ONLY GOT THE FIRST ONE.

PATTI ARE YOU GETTING HORRID STORMS? tHE THUNDER AND LIGHTING BUT NO RAIN.

i BETTER FIND ME......... MY KNEE HIGH BOOTS ...........NO TIME TO BUILD AND ARK OR BOAT.

JUDY

Mtndog Collaborator
Well this is interesting.....I can do multiple quotes just phine on this computer, but on me laptop each time I hit "quote" it pops me back up to the top of the page. I can still do it that way, but it's more time consuming and annoying.

Ah ha................

CRAP AND OTHER WORDS.........&*^%*$%&$%%..........

TRIED IT AGAIN ........JUST LIKE YOU SAID TO DO ...................AGAIN.

TRIED 3 AND ONLY GOT THE FIRST ONE.

PATTI ARE YOU GETTING HORRID STORMS? tHE THUNDER AND LIGHTING BUT NO RAIN.

i BETTER FIND ME......... MY KNEE HIGH BOOTS ...........NO TIME TO BUILD AND ARK OR BOAT.

JUDY

I got it to work!!!!!!!!! But uh-oh, we're getting ze thunder and lightning and ze rain now. Hold me, I am askeert!!!!!! :o

jerseyangel Proficient

:D Judy--we're getting yer storm!! It's thundering a lot and just started raining--hard-- like cow pee on a flat rock! :lol:

Gawd, posting today is like pulling teeth :angry: Phone guy is coming out tomorrow afternoon :)

Green12 Enthusiast
But uh-oh, we're getting ze thunder and lightning and ze rain now. Hold me, I am askeert!!!!!! :o

:D Judy--we're getting yer storm!! It's thundering a lot and just started raining--hard-- like cow pee on a flat rock! :lol:

Wait, how could this be? In three places at once, a trifecta :lol:WE are also getting a thunder storm, rain, heavy hail, it looks very scary out!

Patti said like cow pee on a flat rock :giggle:

elye Community Regular
Phone guy is coming out tomorrow afternoon :)

Patti! I DO hope he's like yer plumber guy........... ;)

...However, this guy will NOT have a ballcock to check out.

...At least I don't believe so. Do phone technicians have ballcocks at their disposal?

:o:ph34r::lol:

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