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MAJOR BOW-CHICK-A-BOW-WOW

The entire cast of The Outsiders, especially Rob Lowe

Corey Haim

Kirk Cameron

Ricky Schroeder

Jon Bon Jovi

am cracking up over this.

AND cracking up over your laminated list. :lol: who is on the CURRENT list?

dang, I can't think of any.......except

Seal

Bon Jovi (for looks and sexiness, not for music or style)

Colin Firth (good intellectual British charm)

the guy from Mad Men (something Hamm)........my gawd, could you DIE??????????????

crap........there are more but I could get shut down any minute.........................

:angry:


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jerseyangel Proficient
the guy from Mad Men (something Hamm)........my gawd, could you DIE??????????????

Jon Hamm :wub::wub:

Souz--now that you have extended cable, you can watch Mad Men!!

Darn210 Enthusiast
AND cracking up over your laminated list. :lol: who is on the CURRENT list?

dang, I can't think of any.......except

Seal

Bon Jovi (for looks and sexiness, not for music or style)

Colin Firth (good intellectual British charm)

the guy from Mad Men (something Hamm)........my gawd, could you DIE??????????????

crap........there are more but I could get shut down any minute.........................

There are rules to this, you know . . . around here, you only get five on the list, and apparently in Bev's part o'town, once it's laminated, it's done!! Bev, dahling, what happens if somebody on yer laminated list dies . . . do you get to pick out someone new??

Green12 Enthusiast
AND cracking up over your laminated list. :lol: who is on the CURRENT list?

the guy from Mad Men (something Hamm)........my gawd, could you DIE??????????????

Jon Hamm? I have no idea, I just looked him up, very handsome.

My current list would be very looooooong, I'll have to think on it.

Janet, git yerself to bed!!! Amanda too, and all other east coasters :lol:

Green12 Enthusiast
There are rules to this, you know . . . around here, you only get five on the list, and apparently in Bev's part o'town, once it's laminated, it's done!! Bev, dahling, what happens if somebody on yer laminated list dies . . . do you get to pick out someone new??

Oh, well that changes things a little bit if there are specific rules, must make selections carefully then......

curlyfries Contributor
The entire cast of The Outsiders, especially Rob Lowe

:lol::lol::lol:

They read that in middle school, now.......then afterwards, watch the movie!

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Jon Hamm :wub::wub:

Souz--now that you have extended cable, you can watch Mad Men!!

HARRUMPHFFFF!!!!!!!!!!! :angry:

speaking of that. Well, I DON"T get my cable. the guy from AT&T was here for over seven combined hours today, making many trips, by car :blink: to the PHONE BOX nearby.

Well, you have to be within 3,000 feet of said box, and I am, it was determined after many phailed attempts, 4,000 feet away. So - it can't work. :(

Now. One would think that this is something that might have been determined before they sent their installer out for a full day's work, but no...... *I* was the guinea pig for the whole neighborhood, and, it can't work here, at this time.

:angry:

so - is this God's blessing? :lol: No hours and hours of mindless HGTV for me.......no Tori and Dean....no Mad Men.

I see God's hand in this. :lol: More reading for Queen Spruezle. Less brain atrophy. :lol:

Jon Hamm? I have no idea, I just looked him up, very handsome.

My current list would be very looooooong, I'll have to think on it.

Jon Hamm :wub: most MAJOR hottie

the list.....I don't see why there have to be limits. FIVE? come ON. that is just crazy. I think the list can be limitless.......but not permanent. We REALLY can't commit to laminating. It's a changing list, geez. Based on our current whims. :lol: Lamination could get you stuck with someone like......Corey Haim, Barry Gibb, Bobby Sherman. Just think if you'd had to laminate your list in 6th grade:

Bobby Sherman

David Cassidy

Leif Garrett

and.......who was that miscreant in all of the Disney films.......French name.....became a major drug addict......

oh yeah. Jan Michael Vincent.

going to get booted off, on to bed now.

;)


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Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Its thundering here....Patti & Judy is it storming at your places?

nope but what do it know.......crashed on the couch watching mindless tv........could've missed a storm.

Nope, not at all here--it's beautiful out tonight. Since it's thundering there, I better close the winders before I go to bed.

me thinkgs Patti has a window fedish........

am cracking up over this.

Seal

Bon Jovi (for looks and sexiness, not for music or style)

:angry:

just a cotton picking minute here girl.............THEM IS FIGHTING WORDS............WOOPS --NO FIGHTING.......SORRY

WE CAN DIFFER ON ' MUSIC AND STYLE' IT TWILL BE ALRIGHTY NOW....WHEW......... :lol:

WELP I'M HERE ALL BY MY MESELF.............

ME NOT SO PHUNNY ALL ALONE.

NITE ALL AND ESP. SARAH.

JUDY

elye Community Regular

Morning, Sillies!

I do SO hope that Sarah checks in wif us today, even for a moment. Thinking of her constantly.......

Amanda! How's Lucky? Great news about Landen....... :)

It's phunny, we ALL get Bev'd from time to time, but when it happens to me I always think that I've been offensive, or just exceedingly unphunny. I was thinking about the unforgettable thing my dad said to me on the phone yesterday to bring some laughs into my day, the quote about no shoes/no feet that I found hilarious and clever.

Then I began to worry last night that no one else mentioned it because someone amongst us has no feet, and it therefore becomes a fairly tasteless comment..... :huh::blink: I must put out a disclaimer, then: I in no way meant, in the pursuit of levity and mirth, any disrespect to ANY and ALL amputees who may be reading. . . .. ......

:):)

STILL no medals for Canada.......fourth place in many events........ :(:angry:

Notice there aren't many hairy men like that anymore :huh: , where have all the hairy men gone is what I want to know.....I guess that look is out.

I know where one of them is!! He lives in our neighboUrhood- - mygawd, he is often out mowing his lawn or raking shirtless.........the man is absolutely SIMIAN. Dark fur is growing all over his chest, stomach, back and legs. In fact, I'm suspecting he is our yeti.

speaking of that. Well, I DON"T get my cable. the guy from AT&T was here for over seven combined hours today, making many trips, by car to the PHONE BOX nearby.

This is not the important information, Soooozle. Did he look like Patti's Plumber? ;):rolleyes:

Well, you have to be within 3,000 feet of said box, and I am, it was determined after many phailed attempts, 4,000 feet away. So - it can't work.

Oh, hell.....and I'll bet he wasn't armed with the tool that remedies virtually EVERY installation/repair job one comes across - - a ballcock?

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Morning Sillies

Lucky has not puked since Tuesday evening now which is great, he is not eating as much as usual but what he is eating is being kept down. He srill seems tired but the vet did assure us that is normal.

Landen was good when I saw him last evening as well, he was his usual smiley self.

I'm back at work....blah!

My list

Bon Jovi

Steve McQueen

Chris Sieber---although he isn't into the lady pholk, but what a cutie, do ya think maybe I can turn him? ;)

Chris Hansen from MSNBC

oh and Daniel from Ugly Betty...can't think of his real name offhand.

when I was a few years younger I though Marc Summers was adorable...not sure how he is holding up now though!

I bet there is more but I can't think of them right now....

Carry on my Phellow Sillies!

elye Community Regular
Bon Jovi

Steve McQueen

Chris Sieber---although he isn't into the lady pholk, but what a cutie, do ya think maybe I can turn him? ;)

Chris Hansen from MSNBC

oh and Daniel from Ugly Betty...can't think of his real name offhand.

when I was a few years younger I though Marc Summers was adorable...not sure how he is holding up now though!

Mygawd......sign of my times.... .. . . the only person on yer list, Amanda, who I've even heard of, let alone can picture, is the Old Guy, Steve McQueen....... <_<:rolleyes:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Bon Jovi is a rock singer, he has been around since Aerosmith and he like Steve Tyler is still rocking out! He is a cutie though :)

jerseyangel Proficient

Mornin' B)

Em!! :rolleyes: I always love hearing yer dear dad's phunny musings! I think that when we let loose last night there was so much to respond to that stuph got lost in the shuffle :P Psyllie goil! :D

Amanda--it's good to hear that Lucky is doing well per the vet. I was just concerned about him getting dehydrated, but it sounds like he's holding his own quite nicely :D It's so hard to see our kitties sick--I always pheel so helpless cause they can't even tell us where it hurts :(

What else.....Souczie--not good news about yer cable TV :angry: They can put a man on the moon, and they can't get you cable out an extra 1000 feet!?? <_< Jeesh!

I luv HGTV and Mad Man....

Sarah--I'm thinking about you!! :)

Judith--where are you?? Window fetish?? Yeah, I guess I am a fresh air freak :lol:

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Mornin' B)

Sarah--I'm thinking about you!! :)

Judith--where are you?? Window fetish?? Yeah, I guess I am a fresh air freak :lol:

Morning all

computer still acting up but will do a quick ck in and get outside.

was inside all day on this machine......... geezz.

I'm here Patricia......might wash me windows today?

Sarah.......thinking about you too

Amanda......good news.

hugs and silly group hug.

judy

Darn210 Enthusiast

Mornin' psillies :P

Off to doc appt and physical therapy . . . I'm expecting a lecture . . . I'm doing tooooooo much and probably sorer/swollener than I should be. But for oracle Pete's sake, there's a tree sale tomorrow and I had to go preview the merchandise. What do they expect me to do??? Go treeless until next year??!!

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Sillies they dropped the price on the house from 104,000 to 101,000

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Mornin' psillies :P

Off to doc appt and physical therapy . . . I'm expecting a lecture . . . I'm doing tooooooo much and probably sorer/swollener than I should be. But for oracle Pete's sake, there's a tree sale tomorrow and I had to go preview the merchandise. What do they expect me to do??? Go treeless until next year??!!

:lol::lol::lol: cracked me up.......'GO TREELESS TILL NEXT YEAR :lol:

O

THINK I'VE GIVE SWIMMING A TRY NOW....YOU PUMPED ME UP.

TAKE CARE OF THE KNEE.

Sillies they dropped the price on the house from 104,000 to 101,000

:lol: GREAT NEWS..........MIGHT HAVE THEE A HOUSE MANDA. B)

jerseyangel Proficient

Oops--too late to wish you luck at the doctor, Jan-it, but yes! what in hell are they thinking???? Treeless???? It's unheard of :o

Amanda--are you going to go ahead and make an offer? They'll take less even though they lowered the price no matter what the realtor says ;) (been through this 9 times) Once you have a contract, you have a right to a home inspection and if something shows up that either the owners won't address or that you don't want to you can cancel the deal.

It has to be done within a certain time frame, and you are responsible for the inspection but at least you know what you're dealing with.

How exciting :D

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
:lol: GREAT NEWS..........MIGHT HAVE THEE A HOUSE MANDA. B)

if only it wont be a waste to put the work into it.

jerseyangel Proficient
if only it wont be a waste to put the work into it.

Find out the median price in the area, but I think that it always pays off to do the work especially when you get a great deal. Prices are low right now, but the market always rebounds--may take a while maybe another good year or two, but a home is a great investment.

Just make sure you plan to stay in the house for a while.

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
Find out the median price in the area, but I think that it always pays off to do the work especially when you get a great deal. Prices are low right now, but the market always rebounds--may take a while maybe another good year or two, but a home is a great investment.

Just make sure you plan to stay in the house for a while.

Well the other houses in the area are more in the 140 range, but this one is in need of a lot of work and may need a new spetic and a sum pump and stuff.....

jerseyangel Proficient
Well the other houses in the area are more in the 140 range, but this one is in need of a lot of work and may need a new spetic and a sum pump and stuff.....

It all depends on how much you want to take on, how much you like the area and the land, etc. Use what the house still needs as a guideline for an offer.

Mtndog Collaborator

Bummed i missed the party last night (Kurt wouldn't let me read cause I was angry (remember in "Pretty Woman" Richard Gere says whilst in the HOT tub, "I am very ANGRY at my father" :P So whenever he left the room I snuck on and just read my email. It's kinda like spying on the party ;)

I LOVED LOVED LOVED the Bay City Rollers, Shaun Cassidy (later realzied that Parker Stevenson was actually MUCH hotter!), Donnie Osmond, wanted to BE Marie Osmond, Leif Garret (Good Lord he's quite scary now!). I had a Bay City Rollers fan club in my basement :lol: Sigh- Derek :wub: :wub:

AND cracking up over your laminated list. :lol: who is on the CURRENT list?

the list.....I don't see why there have to be limits. FIVE? come ON. that is just crazy. I think the list can be limitless.......but not permanent. We REALLY can't commit to laminating. It's a changing list, geez. Based on our current whims. :lol: Lamination could get you stuck with someone like......Corey Haim, Barry Gibb, Bobby Sherman. Just think if you'd had to laminate your list in 6th grade:

You laminate the list after college- but WHAT 5??????? No no no! I didn't even know you had to laminate it until my best friend from high school was visiting a few weeks ago. Kevin Costner (on her laminate list) was filming a movie in Evanston, IL and they had "rented" her friend's house to shoot. She found out he was over there, looked at her hubby and said "Honey, I gotta go- he's on the laminate list!" :lol: :lol: She said he was VERY nice unlike his co-star Kathy Bates. :( Alas, she only got to oogle him ;)

I think you should have a top ten list and it CAN change. The list I made in 8th grade (see above) was a heck of a lot smarter than the one I would have made out of college :lol: :lol:

My current list:

Colin Firth (oh yeah!)- those Brits- so cuuuuttttte!!!!!

Benicio del Toro

Richard hammon (the Hampster) on Top Gear

Liam Neeson

the old Brad Pitt (legends of the Fall/Meet Joe Black)

Daniel Craig (meow!)

Oliver Martinez (the Spanish guy who laura Linney likes in Love Actually)

Gary Oldman :wub: :wub:

Aidan Quinn

Wow- I have weird taste!

Jestgar Rising Star
STILL no medals for Canada.......fourth place in many events........ :(:angry:

Funny piece on NPR yesterday. Apparently the Canadian Olympics reporter is getting razzed in the newsroom because even places that no one has heard of, like Togo, have gotten medals. I guess other reporters are saying things like "I wanna report for the Canadians. You don't have to do anything"

Next Olympics, when it includes things like 'Politely ignoring in a subtle attempt to induce behavioural changes', Canadians will totally rock.

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Sara- I'm thinking about you. (((((((((Hugs :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub:))))))))))))))

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