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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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elye Community Regular
I know.....only, Em would do it standin' in a canoe and......fall INTO the drink

((sigh))..... . . . ...... . ..I'm afraid so.... . .. . . ..... . .. <_<


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jerseyangel Proficient
It's a silly party!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

Oh- wanted to mention these Open Original Shared Link were all the rage in NY.

:unsure: Took me a second to phigure those out! :lol:

Yeah--a Saturday nite get-together!! :D

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Oh- wanted to mention these Open Original Shared Link were all the rage in NY.

Have been seeing a lot of those in the mags. (my friend Karen, the fashion maven on a limited budget.......she knows it all and gives me all her Vogues, etc., which I throw out without really reading :ph34r: as cannot be bothered)

those boot-sandal thingies maybe be the ONE reason I'm glad I live in hicktown Clovis. Flip-flops 3/4 of the year, Uggs and boots the other 1/4. :lol: I think it's the same all over California, in fact. You can do whatever you want.

Unless, of course, you live in LA. Then, you have to starve yourself, somehow procure a fake orange tan, get hair extensions which you bleach to death (along wif your teeth), get fake boobs, blow yer lips up, fit into a size zero or two, work out with yer trainer three hours a day, and.....keep yourself on public display. Very stressful. :blink::lol:

(Shauna Sands comes to mind but I can't post a link)

I am sooooooooooooooooooooo bored. :mellow: Watching episodes three through six of Mad Men. Quite entertaining. Alas, when I rented disc one, it was with the expectation that I would have 100 channels, and could watch season two, for phree. :angry: harrumphhhhffffff.

jerseyangel Proficient
Watching episodes three through six of Mad Men. Quite entertaining. Alas, when I rented disc one, it was with the expectation that I would have 100 channels, and could watch season two, for phree. :angry: harrumphhhhffffff.

Definate bummer on the 100 channels :angry:

We just got through watching last Sunday's episode of Mad Men. We record it to watch later in the week since Mark likes to get to bed earlier on Sunday nights. Weird episode, this one was. So phar, this season is not living up to last season fer me......

elye Community Regular

Morning, all!

Watching the Closing Ceremonies..........

Any fakery as yet???............. :unsure:<_<

Bah! It is spectacular!!

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

We are watching Dude where's my car and then going to do errands...fun fun!

Judyin Philly Enthusiast

Morning all

Patti....how are you feeling this am? Did you try the massage yet? How is the painting going?

Amanda...did you get your spousal surprise yet? I keep looking at the Wegmans flyers and havent' seen your pretty face yet...where did it go? Never got it?

Jess--how are you feeling today? Any more company showing up to be feed at your doorstep?

Tom...where are you fella?

Bev--are you doing better today.........? When are they putting the PICC line in up your way?

JulieM ...boy your a fast reader......got your 'good books' alert.

Emily...I'll miss the daily events as will be sitting with Jim for the art show. Can you summarize please --in glitterly detail :lol:

Susie Q ...how are you doing?

Amanda..did you find anynew house you liked on your trip yesterday?

Anyone hear from Sarah :o Where did she go??? I sent her a email yesterday. Hope she's ok

Must get a move on here. It's to be hotter and more muggie today. Want to get some bread baked today before I go. Did get the deck swept off. Just the start of the fall leaves.........soon it will be time to pull up the deck carpet......Signs that summer is fleeting.........

have a great Sunday everyone.......esp. those I left out

woops ......just saw Nikki on.........you were gone so long I forgot Ya girlfriend.


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nikki-uk Enthusiast
Nikki, Welcome back! J, Welcome home and I hope your recovery continues to go smoothly.

Today is my 4 year gluten-free 'anniversary.' :D

Thanks Laura!!.....and can I just say you are looking phabulous in your av

I believe Tel's 4 yr gluten-free anniversary is coming up in Sept !!

Morning, all!

Watching the Closing Ceremonies..........

Any fakery as yet???............. :unsure:<_<

Bah! It is spectacular!!

....and the flag handed over to London for 2012.........

(can't wait!!!)

Sandal, boot thingy?? :blink:

Umm, PATTI!!!!!!!!!....Can you help me with the washing!!!!!!!!!!! :rolleyes:

nikki-uk Enthusiast
woops ......just saw Nikki on.........you were gone so long I forgot Ya girlfriend.

:) No problem Judy...I almost forgot meself who I am :lol:

Why does my print look smaller??? :blink:

I have changed over from Internet Explorer to Firefox and frankly I am scared :unsure: .....hold me......

psawyer Proficient
I have changed over from Internet Explorer to Firefox and frankly I am scared :unsure: .....hold me......

I have been a Firefox user for two and a half years and love it. Prior to that I used Netscape Navigator.

I have never been a fan of Internet Exploder, but there are a couple of sites where it is the only thing that works. :(

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Judy-no surprise--

elye Community Regular
I have changed over from Internet Explorer to Firefox and frankly I am scared :unsure: .....hold me......

Yep, I agree wif PeOter.......love Firefox, and apparently it attracts much fewer virus-type junk than IE.

Frankly, I'm scared when placed in front of ANY technology........ :rolleyes::lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast

Have you seen Open Original Shared Link??

Jestgar Rising Star
Have you seen Open Original Shared Link??

He's so cute!

Bet he'd look even better if he were wearing sandal boot thingies.

Spent the day yesterday hanging with the folks. They've decided that I'm fine so they're going home a day early.

I'm looking forward to settling into a routine (and to having my tummy stop hurting).

I'm thinkin', up around 9. Have some coffee. Spend an hour on the outside swing to recover from havin' coffee. Check out daytime tv. Turn off the tv <_<

Pull one of my many frozen meals out for lunch. More time on the swing, maybe a nap. Watch a movie with dinner. Back to bed.

Does that sound too ambitious? :huh::P

Darn210 Enthusiast
I'm thinkin', up around 9. Have some coffee. Spend an hour on the outside swing to recover from havin' coffee. Check out daytime tv. Turn off the tv <_<

Pull one of my many frozen meals out for lunch. More time on the swing, maybe a nap. Watch a movie with dinner. Back to bed.

Does that sound too ambitious? :huh::P

Heeeeeyyyyy Nowwwww, slow down there young lady!! That's quite a bit of time on the swing, dontcha think?? Plus, I didn't see any time scheduled to be on the silly thread!! Get your priorities straight!! Also, be careful not to drink too much coffee or it will interfere with the nap-taking. :P

Darn210 Enthusiast

Oh . . . and this just in . . . it's kind of freaking me out . . . I don't know what to think . . . perhaps the world is going to end . . . my son asked for a fruit with his lunch . . . something's seriously wrong . . . what does it mean?? . . . :ph34r:

Jestgar Rising Star
Heeeeeyyyyy Nowwwww, slow down there young lady!! That's quite a bit of time on the swing, dontcha think?? Plus, I didn't see any time scheduled to be on the silly thread!! Get your priorities straight!! Also, be careful not to drink too much coffee or it will interfere with the nap-taking. :P

hmm. Check in on the sillies whilst having coffee (as I am now). And you guys are a lot more entertaining than TV.

Yesterday Lefty caught and consumed some small moving thing. Was it Tom's silly?? Should I send him the output from the litter box for the next few days so he can check??

Tom -what's your address?

jerseyangel Proficient
Frankly, I'm scared when placed in front of ANY technology........ :rolleyes::lol:

Moi also :P:blink:

Does that sound too ambitious? :huh::P

Sounds about right :lol: Jan-it's right, though......I didn't see any Sillie time penciled in anywhere B)

Yoda :wub:

elye Community Regular
Yesterday Lefty caught and consumed some small moving thing. Was it Tom's silly?? Should I send him the output from the litter box for the next few days so he can check??

Tom -what's your address?

Jess! it could be in that cat litter.....But as I was reading this, I suddenly thought of a place that I haven't looked for Ptaoughmghmn's Silly.....

DH's hockey bag.............. . .. ... . . . . ....

Mygawd.

Okay......I'm going in........... :unsure:

Sounds about right :lol: Jan-it's right, though......I didn't see any Sillie time penciled in anywhere B)

Set the priorities, Jess!

Um, if you're on the swing fer hours, will it make you barfy? 'Cause it sure in hell would me......... . . :rolleyes:

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Judy-no surprise--

Ah Manda.......no surprises :( bagh.......sorry)

Ptaoughmghmn's Silly.....OMG a cat litter box or hockey bag???????????? where is he anyway???

ok guys........ever sillies nightmare........ :ph34r:

a 2 day art show in a beautiful park with great breezw......hotter today and humidity higher .........can't hydrate with water b/c----------

porto toilets were 1 mile away and no T paper and they were overflowing with poop........ :ph34r:

at least i could drive home and Jim used the facilities......but the women artist wouldn't go in.

guess there will be lots of ' written complaints on the comment eval sheet........geezz........... :o:blink::angry:

This is a big park folks. They have a brand new bathroom with flushing toilets but refused to open them on weekends.

ha.....don't open during the week either.

Couldn't afford the painting i wanted and with a artist and son.........my walls are full.......

got some beautiful cards that i'll just frame...........yep call me cheap! :ph34r:

Patti......got those chairs painted?

it's so hot out there now.

have to go back in a few minutes as came home to get the breadout of bread maker......good excuse......... B)

have to pack it all up now..........

what a way to make a living.

Jess don't over do it

the swing with no company sounds good to me.

judy

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Does that sound too ambitious? :huh::P

:lol: :lol: just what is this SWING contraption? :unsure: will have to know before advising whether yer shed-yool is too ambishus.

Oh . . . and this just in . . . it's kind of freaking me out . . . I don't know what to think . . . perhaps the world is going to end . . . my son asked for a fruit with his lunch . . . something's seriously wrong . . . what does it mean?? . . . :ph34r:

*snoooooort* :lol::o:blink: indeed.........what does it mean? did you take his temp?

Yesterday Lefty caught and consumed some small moving thing. Was it Tom's silly?? Should I send him the output from the litter box for the next few days so he can check??

:lol: perhaps it WOZ Tom's silly - send him the excrement!

Poor Ptaum.....I'm thinking this is a SERIOUS dearth of silly as.....we really haven't heard from him, have we?

JUDY!!!!!!!!!!! a nightmare FOR SURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :o Gads......out-houses overflowing w/ phecal matter?

<gag> no phluids, that's fo' shizzle!

NICOLA!!!!!!!!!! how are you feeling today?????????

Jestgar Rising Star
NICOLA!!!!!!!!!! how are you feeling today?????????

I suspects niks is lying in the divan with a cold compress over her eyes, exhausted from all the catch-up reading

Lisa Mentor
I suspects niks is lying in the divan with a cold compress over her eyes, exhausted from all the catch-up reading

Gosh, Jess...I haven't heard the word "divan" in YEARS and in Nikki's case quite appropriate...

The divan in this sense has been commonly known in Europe certainly since about the middle of the 18th century. It was fashionable, roughly speaking, from 1820 to 1850, wherever the romantic movement in literature penetrated. All the boudoirs of that generation were garnished with divans. They even spread to coffee-houses, which were sometimes known as divans or Turkish divans, and a cigar divan remains a familiar expression

....but, I guess you knew that. :rolleyes:

(glad you're feeling better)

Jestgar Rising Star
....but, I guess you knew that. :rolleyes:

(glad you're feeling better)

uh, I just knew that Nik is far too elegant to be plopped on the couch :P

nikki-uk Enthusiast

Jess!!!!!!!!!!

Daytime tv??? :unsure: ....careful girl......it can be mind numbingly addictive :ph34r:

Try and fit in Law & Order in the afternoon though ;) .....

OMG!!!! I've GOT to get a Turkish cigar divan....how decadent!!!!

...but no, we call 'em quilts...a serious amount of washing has been going on today and my 'inbox' has deflated considerably :blink: (NOT an elegant look )

Couldn't face a double Sven today.....me heads still in Turkey laying on a chaise longue smoking the hookah :lol:

Tomorrow is a 'bank' holiday - just another excuse to lounge around eating really :huh: ...a little less demanding than Jess' shed-yule though.

OMG!! Did I mention how utterly GUTTED that Susie will NOT be getting ALL THE CHANNELS :angry: i WANT ME TRASHY TELLY!!!

Talking of which 'Superbotox me' is on now........... :lol::o

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