The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

[blueeyedmanda]

and pretty soon our Phunnies will be back at phull phorce and that means we have no control over our gassy releases!!!!!!

[nikki-uk]

and pretty soon our Phunnies will be back at phull phorce and that means we have no control over our gassy releases!!!!!!

Phart crime????

Summat very grave has occured with me computer.....*sigh*....I'm hunting round for a USB stick to back up any files 'cos I got me a nasty virus .....dear GAAAAWD...a trojan horse by all accounts that Norton cannot remove

(This I'm sure is due to eldest son downloaded aload of stuff whilst we were away )

I've been on the phone to a 'techy guy'...once I've backed up me files he's going to wipe the slate clean on my computer (like system restore BUT WORSE)..taking me through it over the phone

Oh.......so SCARED ............me NO LIKE .....

What if I get lost in cyber space???

A forumless abyss

hold me

[Green12]

Oh.......so SCARED ............me NO LIKE .....

What if I get lost in cyber space???

Oh No Nikki

I'll have me fingers crossed that everything goes ok with the system restore (or whatever he is having you do) and that you will be back to the phorum safe and sound in no time, but remember if you get lost..........

No matter what occurs, stay alive, we will find you!!!!!!!!!!!

[jerseyangel]

Oh Nik, be careful...... Hope all goes well wif the restore--and quickly!!

[DingoGirl]

No matter what occurs, stay alive, we will find you!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG

*GUFFAW* :lol:

good one Joo-leigh, jumpstarted me silly this morning!

mornign all............quiet here..........

Nicola - I am askeert for you! Backing up the computer.......have never done and need to.... what in hell? don't know how.........do I have to get one-a-them USB stick thingies to do it? I can't just use discs?

I hate technology don't you just miss the days when......you had a phone and a TV and plugged them in......if you were home, people could talk to you.......if not - too bad.........and, your little brother was the remote control

but alas, must remember technology let me talk to me sillies

Jess! no arduous laughing! How's the lounging on swing going? I'll be up for mojitos around 6 - make room on the swing

Em - the bipeds I prefer NOT to have long snouts and big pointed ears But a Shepherd robe may not hurt

[jerseyangel]

Yeah Jess--laughing hurts.....coughing is even worse--and Gawd forbid you sneeze! Ya feel like somephin fell out!!

It's amazing how much we use the ol' ab muscles just to get through the day

I guess you have to read here at yer own risk

[Mtndog]

Susie's gardener- sooo hot!!!!!!!! Me likey.

....or goats

Goat bread

Mornin' Sillies

Chilly here this AM--just the way I like it .

Me too!!!!!!!!!

Kindly put "GREATER THAN CHUCKLE" warnings on appropriate posts as it still hurts to laugh.

How about a "Hold your gut guffaw coming"

Phart crime????

Summat very grave has occured with me computer..

What if I get lost in cyber space???

A forumless abyss

hold me

If you get lost in cyber-space we CAN find you, but should you get lost in a VayjayJay, probably only one or two of us will look (Amanda- that was for you!!!!!) and maybe Jess's obgyn :P

OK- I am grumpy..this whole PICC line insertion has turned into a major debacle. The guy who did the 2nd one up here will do it but thinks the same thing will happen all over again cause the nursing care was sub-par so now I've got the pharmacy looking for a different nurse. GAH! I' m so frustrated and stressed.

[jerseyangel]

OK- I am grumpy..this whole PICC line insertion has turned into a major debacle. The guy who did the 2nd one up here will do it but thinks the same thing will happen all over again cause the nursing care was sub-par so now I've got the pharmacy looking for a different nurse. GAH! I' m so frustrated and stressed.

Gads, this production has gone on so long for you....I do think it's a good idea to find a different nurse, though, so when he does install the line you won't have all the problems like before. No point to that.

Hang in there (you gotta be sick of hearing THAT)--it shouldn't be much longer.

Nik possibly getting lost in a vjj Notice me shorthand?

[Jestgar]

OK- I am grumpy..this whole PICC line insertion has turned into a major debacle. The guy who did the 2nd one up here will do it but thinks the same thing will happen all over again cause the nursing care was sub-par so now I've got the pharmacy looking for a different nurse. GAH! I' m so frustrated and stressed.

So sorry Bev. I hate being in limbo, expecting something but not getting it. Hope you can find a better team.

[elye]

OMG........ .. . Lost in a VaJayJay....... . . . .

This sounds disturbingly like a new, bizarre, recently discovered Dr. Seuss book....... .. .

Can't imagine those drawings..............

[Jestgar]

Yeah Jess--laughing hurts.....coughing is even worse--and Gawd forbid you sneeze! Ya feel like somephin fell out!!

I'm normally a multiple sneezer - my family gives me three 'bless yous' then I'm on my own.

Yesterday I sneezed once...

Today I sneezed once...

Makes me think that normally my nose has such a good time sneezing that it just goes for it till it wears out, but put the tummy in charge and things are different.

So why does my nose normally get free reign? If sneezing once (now) is sufficient, why do I normally do 10 or 12??

Who put my nose in charge???

[elye]

Bev!!

I'm angry and sad at the same time........you do not deserve such crappiness!!!! Stoopid, STOOPID PICC line....... . . .yes, I am sure this new nurse will speed this whole process up for you. Stay strong, Silly Equestrian Hippie!

Just realized something - - we want to keep Jess from laughing, yet we want to encourage it in PeOter... . . . hmmm... . .. ..how in hell???

[Jestgar]

Just realized something - - we want to keep Jess from laughing, yet we want to encourage it in PeOter... . . . hmmm... . .. ..how in hell???

Post everything in Canadian? By the time I figure it out the punch will be gone.

[jerseyangel]

Who put my nose in charge???

This is an interesting power tussle you have going on here.....I'll bet your nose is pretty pissed off at your stomach, taking all the phun out of sneezing like this.......

[elye]

Today I sneezed once...

JESS!! So exciting.......You are going to kiss a stranger!!!

Sneeze on Monday, sneeze for danger,

Sneeze on Tuesday, kiss a stranger,

Sneeze on Wednesday, get a letter,

Sneeze on Thursday, something better.

Sneeze on Friday, sneeze for sorrow,

Sneeze on Saturday, kiss yer sweetheart tomorrow!

Strangers......Has your mailman come to the door yet? How about yer plumbing - -could you put a call in for a plumber to come over and fix yer drain?

[blueeyedmanda]

If you get lost in cyber-space we CAN find you, but should you get lost in a VayjayJay, probably only one or two of us will look (Amanda- that was for you!!!!!) and maybe Jess's obgyn :P

Shoul you get lost in the vJj than you will have to ask for someone to throw ya a life line or you can call for help and point out some landmarks from inside that will help guide us....LOL

: Notice me shorthand?

Good Job Patti! and if you ever need to text Vajeyjey on yer handheld cellular device please refer to Patti's Phantastic example!

Bev- sorry to hear about the PICC line....

Em--I really might need to keep both halves of the brain today, you mind?

[Lisa]

OK, I went on line to find some information about IgA, and low and behold, look what I found:

Open Original Shared Link

....well, who knew!

[elye]

Shoul you get lost in the vJj than you will have to ask for someone to throw ya a life line or you can call for help and point out some landmarks from inside that will help guide us....LOL

OMG, Landmarks.... . . healthy ones, mehopes....nothing like, "Just ahead of the small cysts on the right....a little further in, past the yeast, you'll see a formidable imbedded tumour....I'm just past there"..........

And if you ever need to text Vajeyjey on yer handheld cellular device please refer to Patti's Phantastic example!

Thank Gawd! This happens to me ALL THE TIME! Now, I have the answer!

Keep the whole brain, Amanda....won't need it till next week, after the holiday....Then I will suddenly need all my wits to get my kids out of bed for the start of school. .. . ..

[jerseyangel]

OK, I went on line to find some information about IgA, and low and behold, look what I found:

Open Original Shared Link

....well, who knew!

M-m-m.....a whole association devoted to this.....interesting. I will say no more. Good work Lisa

[elye]

M-m-m.....a whole association devoted to this.....interesting. I will say no more. Good work Lisa

Yes! And I noticed that there is an entire Canadian Department!

...Who'd have thunk us to be a nation with our very own, exclusive goat issues??

[Darn210]

OK, I went on line to find some information about IgA, and low and behold, look what I found:

Open Original Shared Link

....well, who knew!

I find this information quite troubling . . . they appear to be promoting GOATS . . .

Our members are an amazing group of people who are dedicated to promoting goat research and development for the benefit of humankind, to alleviate poverty, to promote prosperity and to improve the quality of life

Perhaps I'm just confuzzled . . . are we trying to maintain a goat-free lifestyle . . . or is it just a goat-free diet?? Hmmmm, they telling us that our quality of life will improve if we get ourselves a goat . . . If I get a goat, will I be happier???

[elye]

Perhaps I'm just confuzzled . . . are we trying to maintain a goat-free lifestyle . . . or is it just a goat-free diet?? Hmmmm, they telling us that our quality of life will improve if we get ourselves a goat . . . If I get a goat, will I be happier???

Actually, I am about to do the unthinkable.... . .. .brace yerselves.... . . .sit down.... .. . ..for I am, for just one single post, about to wax SERIOUS here. Yes, me! SERIOUS! Hold me......

Last Christmas we discovered just how much a single goat can improve the quality of one's life, and how two goats can change a family's life forever. We sponsor two children, a five year-old boy from Bolivia and an eight year-old girl from Thailand. Every year we send a gift for their family....two years ago it was two roosters and a hen (will provide hundreds of eggs a year - - enough to eat and to sell), last year two goats (milk to feed the family year 'round, wool, etc), and this year we will provide school supplies for their entire one-room schools....it costs us so little, yet it is amazing what you can provide for these beautiful, disadvantaged people.

So I guess I would have to say, YES! Buying a goat made me verrrrrrry happy!

[Jestgar]

Actually, I am about to do the unthinkable.... . .. .brace yerselves.... . . .sit down.... .. . ..for I am, for just one single post, about to wax SERIOUS here. Yes, me! SERIOUS! Hold me......

Last Christmas we discovered just how much a single goat can improve the quality of one's life, and how two goats can change a family's life forever. We sponsor two children, a five year-old boy from Bolivia and an eight year-old girl from Thailand. Every year we send a gift for their family....two years ago it was two roosters and a hen (will provide hundreds of eggs a year - - enough to eat and to sell), last year two goats (milk to feed the family year 'round, wool, etc), and this year we will provide school supplies for their entire one-room schools....it costs us so little, yet it is amazing what you can provide for these beautiful, disadvantaged people.

So I guess I would have to say, YES! Buying a goat made me verrrrrrry happy!

My Christmas gift to everyone every year is a donation to Heifer International. I figure out how much I would spend on gifts, round up, and then up it again because I get a tax deduction and I want to make sure ALL of what I intend to give is given.

[Judyin Philly]

Susie's gardener- sooo hot!!!!!!!! Me likey.

How about a "Hold your gut guffaw coming"

If you get lost in cyber-space we CAN find you, but should you get lost in a VayjayJay, probably only one or two of us will look (Amanda- that was for you!!!!!) and maybe Jess's obgyn :P

OK- I am grumpy..this whole PICC line insertion has turned into a major debacle. The guy who did the 2nd one up here will do it but thinks the same thing will happen all over again cause the nursing care was sub-par so now I've got the pharmacy looking for a different nurse. GAH! I' m so frustrated and stressed.

Poor Bev darn the PICC lines and stupid inserters of such needles............

but you still have some silly in you......bless your heart

Nik possibly getting lost in a vjj Notice me shorthand?

ditto patti's angry faces for Bevie.

like the short hand

Bev!!

I'm angry and sad at the same time........you do not deserve such crappiness!!!! Stoopid, STOOPID PICC line....... . . .yes, I am sure this new nurse will speed this whole process up for you. Stay strong, Silly Equestrian Hippie!

Just realized something - - we want to keep Jess from laughing, yet we want to encourage it in PeOter... . . . hmmm... . .. ..how in hell???

Iknow diz a quandry for sure.......

one needs to laugh, the other can't

we need to fix this pronto.

Judy

[Darn210]

Last Christmas we discovered just how much a single goat can improve the quality of one's life, and how two goats can change a family's life forever. We sponsor two children, a five year-old boy from Bolivia and an eight year-old girl from Thailand. Every year we send a gift for their family....two years ago it was two roosters and a hen (will provide hundreds of eggs a year - - enough to eat and to sell), last year two goats (milk to feed the family year 'round, wool, etc), and this year we will provide school supplies for their entire one-room schools....it costs us so little, yet it is amazing what you can provide for these beautiful, disadvantaged people.

So I guess I would have to say, YES! Buying a goat made me verrrrrrry happy!

My Christmas gift to everyone every year is a donation to Heifer International. I figure out how much I would spend on gifts, round up, and then up it again because I get a tax deduction and I want to make sure ALL of what I intend to give is given.

Ahhhhhh . . . what does this say about we sillies . . . our family has done the Heifer International thing, too . . . my, we sillies are a generous and thoughtful lot . . . we're a lot of other things, too . . . but we've got good hearts . . .