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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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JNBunnie1 Community Regular
JNBunnie1
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Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh . . . OK . . . THAT explains a LOT!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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happygirl Collaborator
happygirl
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I drink white wine wif everything..... . . ....almost to the point where I put it on my cereal, over ice cream.....

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh . . . OK . . . THAT explains a LOT!!

Did anyone other than J really think that Em was sober all this time? ;)

Susie, I'm joining the party late - can I still come for mojitos?

Bunnie, its official, you are sucked in.

Rachelle, its ok - I think my first post in this vortex was something along the lines of, "This thread has been here for like a year and I thought up until today it said Tickle me ELMO not Tickle me Elbow." See...you'll fit in just fine.

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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Aww Sillies--- 3 houses looked at, hated the first 2 but adored the last.....we might still keep looking just to see. The one we loved only has 2 bedrooms, and for my family coming for weekends, Landen, and us wanting to have a baby it might be a stretch but everything else about it was wonderful, so cozy! SO Amanda.....just this quaint little Cape Cod and there is all the original moldings and woodwork, all appliances convey including the chest freezer in basement and the washer and dryer!!!!

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Here's the link. Let me know what you guys think. We are going to look on the web some mmore tonight and see about getting some more visits in.

elye Community Regular
elye
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Amanda!

It looks lovely. :) Cozy is the word.....very inviting and warm!

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Very nice, Amanda--looks to be in good condition, too. :)

Green12 Enthusiast
Green12
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I think it's adorable! I love the front, it's got great curb appeal and the brick is charming. It looks so cozy inside, lots of character with the moulding, windows, and wood work. I even like the paint colors on the walls!

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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I think I might have a glass o wine with mah dinna! Is it against the rules to have white wine with beef?....

any kind of wine, with any thing, any time........that's my mottoegh :lol:

:ph34r: Get robots

:unsure:

um, do you mean robots for friends, or robots to clean the house? :lol:

Did anyone other than J really think that Em was sober all this time? ;)

*snort*

Oh, um, why no, of COURSE not! :lol:

Laura, it's goign to be a rager of a party and will just go on and on, between our naps.........come on over!

amanda, it's such a cute house (esp. the outside) but........it IS quite small......could you add on a bedroom? would you want to?

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elye Community Regular
elye
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Did anyone other than J really think that Em was sober all this time? ;)

*Hic!*

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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:unsure:

um, do you mean robots for friends, or robots to clean the house? :lol:

uh...if you put it that way, I guess you could get robots for...uh...whatever... :ph34r:

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
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Amanda, the house looks and sounds lovely. It is a bit small snug and cozy. I really like the kitchen--it seems large and has counter space. And it has a back deck too! (the house, not the kitchen)

I give it a thumbs up. ;)

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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Yours didn't work for me either, Patti . . . "Not Found" . . . What kind of secret thumb club are you & Em running??

I couldn't get them to work either. <_<

Why.......Ah <mad fluttering of fans> think ah have an attack of the vapours!!!! :o

I once heard that *the vapors* was simply a polite way of saying *gas*.......hence the reason for the mad fluttering of fans!.........perhaps they were celiacs ;)

Let me try this again, as I really want all to join:

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What can it be about us three?? :huh::lol:

Aaaaaacccckkkk!!!!!!!........I'm not so sure I wanted to see that :ph34r: .........It looks so........freudian :unsure:

*snot* *snort*

Good one Gian-knit!

Amanda...... that house is so cute....something I would pick......but it does look a tad small.

Rachelle.......my newbie embarrassment was not realizing what *dropping the kids off at the pool* meant :huh:

Susie........smart move ;)

Green12 Enthusiast
Green12
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ALL SILLIES REPORT TO MY SQUALID HOUSE AT ONCE FOR MOJITOS AND COSMOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:P

I want to come cuddle with the Weezle, and listen to you tell phunny stories :D:D

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh . . . OK . . . THAT explains a LOT!!

:lol:

Janet got her silly back!

that's my mottoegh :lol:

mottoegh :lol:

I give it a thumbs up. ;)

:lol: Peter

I got an email with the subject line reading this: "(insert my email address here), Thumbs UP to the product"

It made me giggle :lol::lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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Susie........smart move ;)

:unsure: what'd I do? I did sumfin' smart? :lol:

<dropping the kids off at the pool! > :lol: 'twas so funneigh

I got an email with the subject line reading this: "(insert my email address here), Thumbs UP to the product"

It made me giggle :lol::lol:

:lol: I know, we're just never gonna look at THUMBS the same way again, are we? :lol:

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted
:unsure: what'd I do? I did sumfin' smart? :lol:

Erased the guy's number.........sounds like a playuh......or at least thinks he is <_<

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Judyin Philly
Posted
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh . . . OK . . . THAT explains a LOT!!

:lol:

Aww Sillies--- 3 houses looked at, hated the first 2 but adored the last.....we might still keep looking just to see. The one we loved only has 2 bedrooms, and for my family coming for weekends, Landen, and us wanting to have a baby it might be a stretch but everything else about it was wonderful, so cozy! SO Amanda.....just this quaint little Cape Cod and there is all the original moldings and woodwork, all appliances convey including the chest freezer in basement and the washer and dryer!!!!

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Here's the link. Let me know what you guys think. We are going to look on the web some mmore tonight and see about getting some more visits in.

LOVE THE HOUSE AMANDA.....IS THERE ENOUGH YARD IF YOU WANT TO DO AN ADDITION LATER? IT DOES HAVE 2 BATHS

Amanda, the house looks and sounds lovely. It is a bit small snug and cozy. I really like the kitchen--it seems large and has counter space. And it has a back deck too! (the house, not the kitchen)

I give it a thumbs up. ;)

:lol: PETER GIVES IT A THUMBS UP

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
Posted

AHOY ME HEARTIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:lol:

T'is only Open Original Shared LinkTODAY!!!!!!!!!!!

GAHHHHhhhh!!!!!!!!!

Shiver me timbers it did :pirateface:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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AHOY ME HEARTIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:lol:

T'is only Open Original Shared LinkTODAY!!!!!!!!!!!

GAHHHHhhhh!!!!!!!!!

Shiver me timbers it did :pirateface:

Arrrrrrggggggghhhhh!!! Thanks for the reminder, me matey . . . just emailed me bro to wish him a Happy Pirate Day!!

Trying to get my kids to talk like pirates at the breakfast table . . . :lol::lol::lol: . . . it's not going over well, but I'm having a good time.

elye Community Regular
elye
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Avast, Me Psillies!!

Was it really a WHOLE YEAR AGO that we were honouring the Chat Like a Pirate Day? Incredibe. . . . .would have guessed it was in the spring. . . .....Time, she flies!!

Aaaaaacccckkkk!!!!!!!........I'm not so sure I wanted to see that :ph34r: .........It looks so........freudian :unsure:

You don't say. . . .. ..... ..... . .I did not notice this. <_<:rolleyes::P

I know, we're just never gonna look at THUMBS the same way again, are we? :lol:

Gad.. . .. . . . .and they're everywhere. . . . . .. ..... :lol:

Well, the decking is all down. . . .looks phab. Just the railings to go up, and the hot tub comes October 7. So, October 6th we all spend at Soooozie's, drinking and caterwauling in squalor, then the 7th we jump on a flight to Ottawa, and nurse our hangovers in the steamy water (and in equal squalor).

It's a go!! :)B)

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
Posted
, but I'm having a good time.

...and that's all that matters :lol:

ARRRRGHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted
Well, the decking is all down. . . .looks phab.

You're kidding me :o In like three days! It took me many months!

Oh, wait. I don't have the knack for ordering up men like youse guys.

I'll see if Lefty wants to wear an eye patch. I already know he's up for sitting on my shoulder.

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
Posted

Thanks Everyone!

I appreciate your comments. there is room to add-on. It was very nice :) We fell in love. :):):)

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted
Thanks Everyone!

I appreciate your comments. there is room to add-on. It was very nice :) We fell in love. :):):)

Yay!! I think it's a perfect size for starting out. Big enough for family to visit, but not so big that they'll want to stay a long time. :P

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
Posted

AARRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

<um, that's really the only thing I know in pirate-speak besides AHOY and AVAST and SHIVER ME TIMBERS, and they've all been used this morning> :unsure:

Erased the guy's number.........sounds like a playuh......or at least thinks he is <_<

<_< Yup, I think he IS a playuh.......fo' shizzle

Well, the decking is all down. . . .looks phab. Just the railings to go up, and the hot tub comes October 7. So, October 6th we all spend at Soooozie's, drinking and caterwauling in squalor, then the 7th we jump on a flight to Ottawa, and nurse our hangovers in the steamy water (and in equal squalor).

:lol: :lol: yes, caterwauling and drinking in squalor - always fun!

You're kidding me :o In like three days! It took me many months!

Oh, wait. I don't have the knack for ordering up men like youse guys.

and plus, yer thumbs are probably not as long........ :P

Sillies!!!!!!! 'tis so quiet! where IS everyone on this lurvely Friday?????????????????????????

Amanda - if you fell in love, well, then there you go :wub: and Jess is right - not so big that people can stay forever........

Green12 Enthusiast
Green12
Posted
<um, that's really the only thing I know in pirate-speak besides AHOY and AVAST and SHIVER ME TIMBERS, and they've all been used this morning> :unsure:

This might help, How To Talk Like A Pirate:

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blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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Amanda - if you fell in love, well, then there you go :wub: and Jess is right - not so big that people can stay forever........

I loved that comment!

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