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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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Judyin Philly Enthusiast

Morning all

that walk sounds just great and wish we could all walk that path and clear the cob webs from our brains

have to head out to the park for the last day of the art show.

hope the thunder storms that might be...won't be.........

all so iffy but ain't that just the way life goes?

have a great day all my sillies.

judy


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nikki-uk Enthusiast
Nik--what's Tel makin fer dinner today? Hee--I haven't even eaten breakfast yet :P

Roast lamb, cooked with sprigs of rosemary, carrots, cauliflower, peas, broccoli, roast potatoes, and of course Tel's infamous yorkshire puddings!!!!....oh...and mint sauce :P

..come on over!!! :D

Mmmm, bacon for breakfast :P

JUDY!!! :D ....good to see you back here!!....hope the weather holds for you & Jim :)

jerseyangel Proficient
Roast lamb, cooked with sprigs of rosemary, carrots, cauliflower, peas, broccoli, roast potatoes, and of course Tel's infamous yorkshire puddings!!!!....oh...and mint sauce :P

..come on over!!! :D

Be there in an hour! :lol: Gawd, if only.....Sounds so delicious and I bet yer house smells really good right about now :D

Hope the weather clears fer you, Judith. Did you hear the thunder in the middle of the night? :o Woke me up out of a sound sleep. Lightening, too. Now it's just damp and soupy <_<

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Roast lamb, cooked with sprigs of rosemary, carrots, cauliflower, peas, broccoli, roast potatoes, and of course Tel's infamous yorkshire puddings!!!!....oh...and mint sauce :P

.

:o

:blink:

WHAT?

heading to the airport now - putting Weezle in disguise - we'll be there in a few hours.........

am sooooooooooooooooooo jealous of yer dinner! (and slightly furious) :angry::lol:

morning peeps! nice to see you! :)

elye Community Regular

Nikki! That supper sounds incroyable!! Mygawd.. . . we only eat like that when there is something extremely special taking place. . . . . . . ...Christmas, big birthday .. ..and The Ripper's return from camp simply does NOT cut it. . . . . ... :rolleyes:

Had a lay-in today as my gym class is cancelled until this eve.....it's lunchtime and I've only just got dressed :ph34r:

Nikerler! You all actually have a term, hyphenated even, for lying about and being lazy and flabby.. .. . .....I just refer to these incidents in my life as "lying about, being lazy and flabby"..... . . . :lol:

Storms last night for you Nor'easterners! Must be from Hurricane Kyle, which should be attacking our east coast Maritimes this evening. . ....... . :unsure:

Jestgar Rising Star

'Zausted. Morning walk turned into a 2 1/2 hour urban hike. Must bathe.

JNBunnie1 Community Regular

Yo!


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Erica94 Rookie
'Zausted. Morning walk turned into a 2 1/2 hour urban hike. Must bathe.

but did u find ur place again??

hii i'm back :D but i'll prolly jump in and out... stupid homework :angry:

i went 2 my friends' homecoming last night and it was so much fun!! heh sorry that was random :P

Lisa Mentor
WooooHOOOOO I'm the first post of the morning!!

I NEVER get to be the first one :D

Yesterday, when I went for my walk, I thought I'd walk a little farther so I went one more street section before turning downhill (ruralesque here, street sections are 1/2 mile).

As it turns out, the streets are named a bit inconsistently (old territorial roads) and I got lost. I ended up at this beautiful little cove and walked along the edge of the water. Roosters off in the distance. The trickle of water down the hill, finish its journey to the sea. The smallest slap of waves as the last of the ocean's power dissipated against the shore.

I'm gonna try to find it again this morning.

I need better directions PLEASE!

Mtndog Collaborator

Bacon? Patteigh? Any left? can I come? Amanda, bring Silvia- she is so cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!

More time than NONE?!! ROFL! In my case more time baking wouldn't be long!

Beans and rice are cheap. :)

But Carla- I figured you baked cookies in a French maid outfit :lol: :lol: Clearly NOT a 50's wife!!!!!!

Thanks for the reminder. Easy to get caught up in things that, in the long run, are unimportant. Really, the only thing that matters is the people who touch our lives

I'm glad at least one of us dope-slapped the rest of us with this reminder!!!!!! Thanks Em :):wub:

I ended up at this beautiful little cove and walked along the edge of the water. Roosters off in the distance. The trickle of water down the hill, finish its journey to the sea. The smallest slap of waves as the last of the ocean's power dissipated against the shore.

I'm gonna try to find it again this morning.

Sounds heavenly (uhm...has anyone told you you're a talented writer too?). wait for me or I can just meet you there!!!!!!!!!

Jestgar Rising Star
but did u find ur place again??

hii i'm back :D but i'll prolly jump in and out... stupid homework :angry:

i went 2 my friends' homecoming last night and it was so much fun!! heh sorry that was random :P

Welcome back!

Found my way back down to Adam's cove. Unfortunately there was enough light this time to see the 'private property' signs, but I decided not to hold their selfishness against them. AND Fortune is with us! There's a Open Original Shared Link for sale there! "Manda, Are you willing to relocate? The housing market is down here, I'm sure they'd take a lower offer.

After making the loop, I found the street I was looking for yesterday and started down that. After a few yards there was an enticing side street that I marched up a bit until the view opened and I saw this funky little Open Original Shared Link.

I marched down to the spit and went a little ways out, but the sun was coming up so I slipped through the fence into Open Original Shared Link to watch the sunrise. Turned out to not be such a clever plan 'cause your staring directly into the sun, but I hung out on the beach for a bit and burned out my retinas before starting the (oh so) long walk back home,

Lisa Mentor
Welcome back!

Found my way back down to Adam's cove. Unfortunately there was enough light this time to see the 'private property' signs, but I decided not to hold their selfishness against them. AND Fortune is with us! There's a Open Original Shared Link for sale there! "Manda, Are you willing to relocate? The housing market is down here, I'm sure they'd take a lower offer.

After making the loop, I found the street I was looking for yesterday and started down that. After a few yards there was an enticing side street that I marched up a bit until the view opened and I saw this funky little Open Original Shared Link.

I marched down to the spit and went a little ways out, but the sun was coming up so I slipped through the fence into Open Original Shared Link to watch the sunrise. Turned out to not be such a clever plan 'cause your staring directly into the sun, but I hung out on the beach for a bit and burned out my retinas before starting the (oh so) long walk back home,

WOW! Now that is somewhere I could relocate. Jim used to fly into Seattle a lot and sometimes I could hop a ride. It's a wonderful place.

Lisa Mentor

Open Original Shared Link

This ship is about to enter our harbor today. The Elizabeth ll was to be here yesterday, but the recent nor'easter blew all the water out of Manteo Harbor and it could not leave.

I can see her in the distance in full sail. She's beautiful.

Jestgar Rising Star

There's even an unofficial "Yeti Lane" that I walk by.

Jestgar Rising Star
Open Original Shared Link

This ship is about to enter our harbor today. The Elizabeth ll was to be here yesterday, but the recent nor'easter blew all the water out of Manteo Harbor and it could not leave.

I can see her in the distance in full sail. She's beautiful.

She is beautiful.

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Found my way back down to Adam's cove. Unfortunately there was enough light this time to see the 'private property' signs, but I decided not to hold their selfishness against them. AND Fortune is with us! There's a Open Original Shared Link for sale there!

Stick an offer in for me Jess - I'll take it

(Gawd, I think I live in the most grim little matchbox in the WORLD <_< )

Em!!! Lay-in :lol:

Yes, the hyphen adds a touch of class to the slovenly behavioUr ;)

elye Community Regular

Jack has returned. He is a soggy, exhausted, dirty-feet-and moldy-smelling eleven-year old boy with incredible sleeping-bag head and mud all over his wellies.

Must toss him upside the bathtub, then allow his clothes to walk themselves into the washer. . . . ..... . .

And he came back with three odd socks! :huh: One, perhaps I can understand....but three? I asked him if they were making sock puppets er sumphin'. . . .. . ...

Lisa, what a spectacular ship! These boats excite me so. . . . ....

Erica!!! Welcome back!!! Get busy - - you've got 500 pages to peruse! :rolleyes:

Mtndog Collaborator

The Ripper is back- all is right with the world!!!!!!!

Welcome back!

Found my way back down to Adam's cove. Unfortunately there was enough light this time to see the 'private property' signs, but I decided not to hold their selfishness against them. AND Fortune is with us! There's a Open Original Shared Link for sale there! /"]spit.

I could live in the tool shed and be happy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jess- I SWEAR I'm gonna live there someday. We could all pitch in and buy that place. Lisa can do volunteer work, I'll become a nature photographer, Jess can research or jeans genes!!!!!!

She is beautiful.

I could live on her too!!!!!!!!!!

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
Bacon? Patteigh? Any left? can I come? Amanda, bring Silvia- she is so cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks Bev! She is growing up so quick. She is still so small though.

Lisa Mentor
Lisa can do volunteer work

Why do I have to do volunteer work. I'M SICK OF VOLUNTEER WORK!!! Yeah, yeah, yeah, let Lisa do it. Give it to Lisa, she'll do it.

I WANT TO BE QUEEN! Let them eat cake, I tell you! Yes, feed them cake!

Erica94 Rookie
Why do I have to do volunteer work. I'M SICK OF VOLUNTEER WORK!!! Yeah, yeah, yeah, let Lisa do it. Give it to Lisa, she'll do it.

I WANT TO BE QUEEN! Let them eat cake, I tell you! Yes, feed them cake!

oh! i'll do the volunteer work :D

and secretly climb the ladder until i become lady-in-waiting and then princess and then QUEEN!! MWAHAHAHAHAAA! :ph34r::lol:

until then i'm gorging myself on Queen Lisa's wonderful amazing gluten-free cake! :D see u later :P

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Jack has returned. He is a soggy, exhausted, dirty-feet-and moldy-smelling eleven-year old boy with incredible sleeping-bag head and mud all over his wellies.

Must toss him upside the bathtub, then allow his clothes to walk themselves into the washer. . . . ..... . .

And he came back with three odd socks! :huh: One, perhaps I can understand....but three? I asked him if they were making sock puppets er sumphin'. . . .. . ...

Hi all

Need to get dry so will be back just had to comment on Em's description of Jacks's return. God i can remember those days like they were yesterday.

tonight it's hubby coming home dripping wet.

Art show was a BUST!

RAINNED all week end and we had to take down the tent and pack up with thunder and pouring rain.

sold one painting yesteday ....crap oh la.... :(

I got so wet even me underpants were soaked....

oh well tomorrow is another day right?

enjoyed all the other posts too but need to get dry

notice my piorities ;)

jerseyangel Proficient
I WANT TO BE QUEEN! Let them eat cake, I tell you! Yes, feed them cake!

:lol::lol::lol:

This cracked me up!

I've never been queen! :angry: I wanna be the queen, too :D

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

oh my gosh Sillies my poor ankle....remember my bum leg? Tonight we were watching Landen and his wooden baby gate feel and smashed my ankle....and it hurts sooo bad!!!

He is a little mad at me right now...He happened to pick up our portable phone and I took it off him.....He is walking now....So he walks over to his toy box and watches Sesame Street which is on right now and then he remembers he is mad at me and walks back over and gives me a cry! LOL

elye Community Regular
tonight it's hubby coming home dripping wet.

Art show was a BUST!

RAINNED all week end and we had to take down the tent and pack up with thunder and pouring rain.

sold one painting yesteday ....crap oh la.... :(

I got so wet even me underpants were soaked....

oh well tomorrow is another day right?

Oh, Judy.....this sucketh! I'm sorry you didn't move more artwork this weekend..... it's a lot of work.

Erica! There are thirty more pages until the new coronation - - stick around! Actually, you could help me in delivering the monarchical duties, as I am the stand-in queen until Janet is back......gawd, it's just SO busy,I'm telling you....... :rolleyes:

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