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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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Judyin Philly Enthusiast

nite all

just came on the read and get caught up

Tom glad you posted on your apt but :ph34r: crap.........another poop apt

Janet welcome home. Can't wait to hear the news of your trip

catch you all tomorrow

Judy


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blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Morning Sillies--

I am so miserble.....I think I have pink eye :(:(

My eye was itchy as I got out of the shower last evening and I took Benedryl when it wouldnt get better....this morning it was sealed shut and all mucusy and gross....I feel gross!!!

I am heading to work and making a Dr's appt. Gathering somethings so I can work from home if need be....I cannot see having to stay home if I am not sick!

curlyfries Contributor

Morming Psillies!

Not starting off the day well.

Recently it has felt like I have a zit developing on my eyebrow, and woke up this morning to find that my entire eyelid is swollen!..........NOT A GOOD LOOK HERE, PEOPLE! :angry:

I have a half day today because I have a dentist appointment.......the fun just never stops!

Sudden drop in temperature today........pulled out my sweaters. Fall has finally arrived. I don't mind it much, but it reminds me that winter is not far behind......UGH!

The class is reading 'Holes', so I am bringing in my 3 1/2 million year old fish fossil......a great example of a 'text-to-self' connection. B)

curlyfries Contributor

Wow Amanda!......Didn't see your post until I was done with mine.......Sounds like we are a little early for Halloween!

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
Wow Amanda!......Didn't see your post until I was done with mine.......Sounds like we are a little early for Halloween!

Did you give me pink eye????? We cyber-shared!!!! LOL!!!!

I am on my way down to employee health--love this hospital-workplace for some things.... and if they think it is pink eye my butt will need to see a dr. This sucks!!!

elye Community Regular

OMG. . . ........Twilight Zone music. . . . . ......Two Psillies with icky, swollen-up eyes at exactly the same time, many miles apart??. . . . . .

What does this mean?????

........ Vital information to consider: Are they both your left eyes?. . . . .....This means something. . .. I am certain . . . .....

Janet's back!! Thank gawd. .. . let's get back to a well-organized, humming community. . .. .Janet is cut out fer this Queen posting, but it's too much of a struggle for me. The crown wrecks my hair, the sceptre gets caught under my arm when I try to perform a stately walk, and that throne! Oy. .. . .....like sittin' on a pile o' rocks. . . .....a cairn, if you will .. . ......

:lol:

. . . and where the hell did you get that guy blowing a trumpet and "announcing" you everywhere you go? We don't have a budget for that!!

:lol::lol:

I know, I know. . . ...Couldn't resist. He's a greeter at Walmart, looking for extra work. He has a cereminial gown and a bugle that was collecting dust in his closet, so it seemed the obvious plan. Now I cannot get him to stop. Went to the arena for DD's parent hockey meeting last night and there he suddenly was, throwing out the long red carpet in front of me, wailing away on the horn . . . . ...it was REALLY bad at the public library yesterday -- you can imagine how that entrance would be received there.

Guess he'll be announcing me at work today. .. . . .... :unsure::lol:

OH!! . . . and I looooovvvvvveeeeed Chicago!! One of the few DVD's I own. Did not care for MooLon Rooj.

I liked both. . .. ....LOVE Chicago's score. I'd much rather listen to the compact disc than watch the musical, methinks. . . . . .

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

It's my left eye....


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jerseyangel Proficient

I have a left eye thing going on too. ;):lol: (get it? the ;) )

Anyways, the excema that has been gone for like 2 years is suddenly back :o I ain't happy <_<

JNBunnie1 Community Regular

I've decided this board is a subspace conduit of thought from one silly to another. I started working out the other day again, I've been limping ever since. My boyfriend had an eye issue three days ago. We had burgers the same night everybody else did.

However..... I LOVE musicals. I have to confess though, the reason I liked Moulin Rouge so much is cuz I think Ewan Mcgregor is super sexy, and I had no idea he could sing like that.

jerseyangel Proficient
However..... I LOVE musicals.

Thank goodness!! I was beginning to think I was the only one! :D

happygirl Collaborator

I'm copying Patti from September...

Pinch Punch--Phirst Day of the Month!!!!!! :lol:

nikki-uk Enthusiast
I'm copying Patti from September...

Pinch Punch--Phirst Day of the Month!!!!!! :lol:

Oh thanks Laura!! :D

A Brit tradition which I brought, but have been sadly slacking of late :ph34r:

nikki-uk Enthusiast

PTAUM! ......doctors!! TSK!! :angry:

Recently it has felt like I have a zit developing on my eyebrow, and woke up this morning to find that my entire eyelid is swollen!..........NOT A GOOD LOOK HERE, PEOPLE! :angry:

<_< .....Lisa!!...I have been bitten just behind the ear....HUGE red angry weal has come up !!! :angry:

Good luck at the dentist :unsure:

Sudden drop in temperature today........pulled out my sweaters. Fall has finally arrived. I don't mind it much, but it reminds me that winter is not far behind......UGH!

<_<

BAH to SWEATERS!!!!.......... what yer need is A JUMPER ;)

The class is reading 'Holes', so I am bringing in my 3 1/2 million year old fish fossil......a great example of a 'text-to-self' connection. B)

OMG, my son had this book for English, (he has a US tutor...all her work seems to be of an American curriculum)

Anyhoo...was helping him with the work....got hooked, couldn't get me head out of the book 'til I finished :rolleyes::lol:

My son kept saying ''Mum!!, are you going to help me??''

''Yeah, in a minute, just let me read this bit''

:rolleyes:

Anyways, the excema that has been gone for like 2 years is suddenly back :o I ain't happy <_<

Well as Soozle would say...WHAT IN HELL???

SO is mine Patti (around me hairline)

What does it all MEAN?????? :unsure:

elye Community Regular

What in hell is RIGHT. . . :huh::huh: . .....eye issues. . ...... . welt behind the ear (which one, Nik?), resurfacing excema. . . . .....

Well, I've pondered this, and there is only one logical conclusion to draw.

These sudden, malicious facial conditions have been simultaneously caused by Suzanne Somers.

Wait until we hear what's goin' on with Julie's face. . . . ..... :unsure:

However..... I LOVE musicals. I have to confess though, the reason I liked Moulin Rouge so much is cuz I think Ewan Mcgregor is super sexy, and I had no idea he could sing like that.

Me, too, Bunnie. He is a beautiful man. I believe this is why I watched the whole thing in its entirety. .. . . couldn't take me eyes off 'im (or ears -- the bloke can really sing)! :wub:

Oh thanks Laura!! :D

A Brit tradition which I brought, but have been sadly slacking of late :ph34r:

Yes, Nikki! This is your job..... . .what's going on over there? We may have to conduct a job review, or reclassification . . . . . .... :rolleyes:

Jestgar Rising Star

Dang, three pages since last night. Some random respones:

Sorry :(:angry:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Awww Crap :angry: :angry:

:o <---- Walmart trumpeter taking a breath

Same Here

Loved it!! :D

elye Community Regular
:o <---- Walmart trumpeter taking a breath

Jess!! This is exactly what he looks like! You've seen him, then, at your Walmart out west?

It really is a novel way to greet people in a retail setting - - bugle, carpet, flag-waving. . ....Dunno how well it's being accepted, however, by hapless shoppers. After all, he was looking for work. . .....

:lol:

jerseyangel Proficient

Nik!! Thank gawd!

I can not (read: have no idea how) reply to you at the face--I sent you a message instead.......how in hell?????? :blink:

Who is this WalMart trumpeter? :unsure: I was there yesterday and ours doesn't have one. :huh:

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Yes, Nikki! This is your job..... . .what's going on over there? We may have to conduct a job review, or reclassification . . . . . .... :rolleyes:

Oh GADS!!.....not a Silly Brit Performance Appraisal

:unsure: ....please NOoooo.....I'll try harder!!!!!

elye Community Regular
Oh GADS!!.....not a Silly Brit Performance Appraisal

:unsure: ....please NOoooo.....I'll try harder!!!!!

Yes. . . . . . .an SBPA. Gad, I hope I never have to do the Canadian Appraisal.. . . ...could be in Phrench. .. ..... . ... :unsure:

Mtndog Collaborator

Hello Sillies- It's officially Halloween season <insertBev'scackleandablackbat>!!!!!!!!!!

Here's some Uncle Ray for ya:

California vintners in the Napa Valley area, which primarily produce Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir and Pinot Grigio wines, have developed a new hybrid grape that acts as an anti-diuretic.

It is expected to reduce the number of trips older people have to make to the bathroom during the night.

The new wine will be marketed as....

PINO MORE

I HEARD IT THROUGH THE GRAPEVINE ;)

and......

The Harley-Davidson Facts !!!

The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson , died and went to heaven.

At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur. 'Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want to in heaven.'

Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, ' I want to hang out with God.'

St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God.

God recognized Arthur and commented, 'Okay, so you were the one who invented the Harley-Davidson motorcycle? '

Arthur said, 'Yeah, that's me...'

God commented: 'Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution and can't run without a road?'

Arthur was a bit embarrassed, but finally spoke, 'Excuse me, but aren't you the inventor of woman?'

God said, 'Ah, yes.'

'Well,' said Arthur, 'professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention !

1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end suspension

2. It chatters constantly at high speeds

3. Most rear ends are too soft and wobble about too much

4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust

5. The maintenance costs are outrageous!!!!

'Hmmmmm, you may have some good points there,' replied God, 'hold on.'

God went to his Celestial supercomputer, typed in a few words and waited for the results.

The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.

'Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed,' God said to Arthur, 'but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours'.

jerseyangel Proficient
Here's some Uncle Ray for ya:

:lol: A couple of beauts!!

Green12 Enthusiast

New avatar......how do I get a caption under it?? :huh:

jerseyangel Proficient
New avatar......how do I get a caption under it?? :huh:

Julie--what a pretty new av! :D

To add your caption, go to My Controls/Edit Profile/Custom Member Title. Type your caption in and be sure to hit amend my profile at the very bottom :)

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
I am so miserble.....I think I have pink eye :(:(

Recently it has felt like I have a zit developing on my eyebrow, and woke up this morning to find that my entire eyelid is swollen!..........NOT A GOOD LOOK HERE, PEOPLE! :angry:

I have a left eye thing going on too. ;):lol: (get it? the ;) )Anyways, the excema that has been gone for like 2 years is suddenly back :o I ain't happy <_<

PTAUM! ......doctors!! TSK!! :angry:

<_< .....Lisa!!...I have been bitten just behind the ear....HUGE red angry weal has come up !!! :angry:

What does it all MEAN?????? :unsure:

YES WHAT DOES THIS ALL MEAN :blink::rolleyes::o

DO YA ALL THINK THAT WE SILLIES HAS A VIRUS ON THEE THREAD ???? :blink:

WE NEED A DR ON BOARD

HEAL ALL...........HEAL ALL...........I SO ORDER!!!

AND THAT INCLUDES THE BEVERLY as in our poopy cow Bevie...!!!!!

JUDY

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Well, I've pondered this, and there is only one logical conclusion to draw.

These sudden, malicious facial conditions have been simultaneously caused by Suzanne Somers.

:lol: :lol: yes, CLEARLY she is at phault! Was she in our parades? I think not but - since she won't go away she may as well be.

BTW, I got "what in hell" from our wacky Canuck Em. Love it and use it all the time, now. :P

JULIE! Yes, you MUST add a caption because........what is that gorgeous sight?

Dang, three pages since last night. Some random respones:

*snort*

:blink:

:lol: loved yer random responses

Um, Janet is harassing me (and Weezee) on another thread :lol: :lol: (see the "my dog on petsugar" thread)

Must walk the weezel now. 'tis not too hot. then must mow the lawn. BAH! hate yard work now. :angry:

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