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Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Oh Souczie--I would think so! :o I was thinking I could go for a little dessert, but after reading about your gardening adventures, maybe not......(no emoticon for this particular instance)

Sooze!! You saved Patti from an Edna crime!

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curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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Someday, I think I\'m moving to Charlotte. Or Atlanta. The South is where I belong, phriends. B)

Same here!.....That's the general area I plan to move when I retire. :)

Icky-poo on the gardening nightmare :ph34r: .........definitely need a gagging emoticon.

elye Community Regular
elye
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My yard is full of dead things in various stages of decay. Also plenty of pup poop from the neighbour's dog.

Note to self: If ever invited to Jess's place, refrain from stepping into her back yard.. ......

:lol:

Green12 Enthusiast
Green12
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OK.....WTH is a jumper?......cuz around here, it's a sleeveless dress with no waistline that requires a shirt...usually turtleneck...to be worn underneath it.

BTW.....I happen to like sweaters!.

:lol: Lisa, I take it you haven't seen Bridget Jones's Diary? Very educational :D

Jumpers are what Brits call sweaters :)

:vomitvomitvomitvomitvomitvomitface:

All in all, a disgusting gardening experience. Must be more careful and more watchful of dead rodents and nutty, soft, poo.

I think I just threw up a little bit in my mouth.....

GROSS!!!!!!

Must think happy pleasant thoughts! HAPPY PLEASANT THOUGHTS!!!!!

perhaps I Open Original Shared Link

Sounds like the Weeze dropped many bombs :lol:

Bev, I saw that story about the guy who punched a shark to save his dog. Amazing!

Oh Souczie--I would think so! :o I was thinking I could go for a little dessert, but after reading about your gardening adventures, maybe not......(no emoticon for this particular instance)

Yeah, the little green guy face just can't deliver on this one.....

Sooze!! You saved Patti from an Edna crime!

Edna Crimes!!! :lol:

Sillies, I might be geting a dog :) Details to come.

Green12 Enthusiast
Green12
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Patti, phorgot to ask, are you going to watch Dirty Sexy Money tonight?!?

elye Community Regular
elye
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Sillies, I might be geting a dog :) Details to come.

JULIE!!!!!!

TELL US!!!!!!!! :):):)

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Patti, phorgot to ask, are you going to watch Dirty Sexy Money tonight?!?

Yes! Blair Underwood is joining the cast this season :D

It's on in an hour!! You're watching it right, Julie?

(can't wait to hear about your possible new dog!! :) )

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DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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perhaps I Open Original Shared Link

:lol: :lol: Love their dancing AND their outfits! Yes - Weez DOES drop the bombs.... :unsure: Nice, solid ones usually but NOT after a trashcan binge.......

Check this out:

Open Original Shared Link

Saw that story earlier! Mygawd......if a shark grabbed my Weezel............holy hell, LOOK OUT!!!! :angry:

Oh Souczie--I would think so! :o I was thinking I could go for a little dessert, but after reading about your gardening adventures, maybe not......(no emoticon for this particular instance)

:lol:

:huh:

Saved from an Edna Crime!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

Sillies, I might be geting a dog :) Details to come.

:o :o

WHAT?

well speaking of DROPPING THE BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

she says this, and leaves us??????????????

JULIE!!!!!!!!!!! DO TELL!!!!!!!!!! what kind of dog? why? where is it? who has it? what? what?

TELL US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:P

Green12 Enthusiast
Green12
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Didn't mean to leave you hanging!!

I'm just not sure if it's a done deal and didn't want to get everyone's hopes up until I knew more.......it's a blonde cocker spaniel, male, almost 4 yrs old. Friend's of a friend can't keep it anymore because one of their teenagers has asthma and has become allergic to him, so they are looking for a good home to take him in.

Didn't exactly want another cocker (I lost my cocker 2 yrs ago) they can sometimes be feisty and I have 3 little nieces, but it needs to be rescued so we will see if it will be a good fit.

I have been thinking a lot lately about getting another dog, haven't really been ready until now, and then this came up.....maybe it is meant to be!

I'll be watching Patti :D . Someone else is joining the cast too but I can't recall.........is it Lucy Lui??

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Julie,

It kinda does sound like you and this little dog were meant to be :D I hope it works out and the two of you are a good fit together.

Yep--Lucy Lu....

elye Community Regular
elye
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Oh, Jooolie!.....

Sounds good...........!! :):)

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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OH!!!!!!!!!

:)

Is it premature to say I am so excited about Julie's dog??????????????????

:rolleyes:

:)

:)

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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I'm just not sure if it's a done deal and didn't want to get everyone's hopes up until I knew more.......it's a blonde cocker spaniel, male, almost 4 yrs old. Friend's of a friend can't keep it anymore because one of their teenagers has asthma and has become allergic to him, so they are looking for a good home to take him in.

Didn't exactly want another cocker (I lost my cocker 2 yrs ago) they can sometimes be feisty and I have 3 little nieces, but it needs to be rescued so we will see if it will be a good fit.

I have been thinking a lot lately about getting another dog, haven't really been ready until now, and then this came up.....maybe it is meant to be!

Hope everything works out Julie!!! How exciting!! Now I'm visualizing a little doggie treadmill next to Julie's treadmill so she can take him for a run with her! :lol:

elye Community Regular
elye
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Good morning, Sillies!

A doggy treadmill .. . . .I have oft thought of such a thing, especially when living through our winters and now having TWO big dogs that need daily exercise. How great that would be to line them up on a treadmill, hit "start', and come back in a half-hour. . . . . ..

I'd have to hang a li'l stuffed squirrel off the front of the machine.. . . :rolleyes:

....but at least I wouldn't have to keep flipping the toaster up again and again. . . ...

:lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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....but at least I wouldn't have to keep flipping the toaster up again and again. . . ...

:lol::lol::lol:

:huh:Heeeeyyyyyyy . . .

:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Judyin Philly
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:( and the squirrels don't now the gate code.

Didn't exactly want another cocker (I lost my cocker 2 yrs ago) they can sometimes be feisty and I have 3 little nieces, but it needs to be rescued so we will see if it will be a good fit.

I'll be watching Patti :D . Someone else is joining the cast too but I can't recall.........is it Lucy Lui??

Gosh so far behind on commenting on everyones' life

sorry guys

just started and have to run.

things are ok here in Media PA

chilly but guess it's that time of year

Amanda hows the eye

Have a good day everyone.

Judy

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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Yeah Nikki . . . we don't have room for horses jumpers. We have a spare bedroom and all . . . but I'm pretty sure it's against the Home Owners Association rules.

Shoot!...yer can't beat a jumper ;)

Is it premature to say I am so excited about Julie's dog??????????????????

Premature excitement AND cocker glee here too :D

Susies gag-inducing gardening :o (boiling water for dem maggots BTW)

....and yer squirrels don't know the stepford code to gain entry?????? :unsure:

Whaaaat?????? :unsure:

Clearly intellectually inferior to London squirrels who know the pin number to me credit card AND me Mum's maiden name :rolleyes:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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Sillies- I do not think it is pink eye- I woke up with a clear eye- completely. I took a shower and then had to run to the eye dr to drop something off. Even the woman there said it didnt look like pink eye. I get home and it was starting to get a little itchy and now its red and irritated again. Fine till I got in the shower and thats when I had trouble last time.....Its an allergy to something, but nothing has changed in my shower--no new soaps or detergants nothing. I still have not put a contact into that eye but what to do next?

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Amanda--maybe an "outdoor" allergy? They're pretty bad this year--people who aren't normally bothered by them are having problems. Both Mark and I have had itchy eyes the last couple of weeks. Have you rubbed your eye more than normal? Been outside in the wind?

One of my eyes is much more itchy than the other (the one with the eczema) so it may not affect both eyes equally. Just thinkin.

Green12 Enthusiast
Green12
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Thanks y'all, I'm excited too :D:D

I will keep you posted!

Now I'm visualizing a little doggie treadmill next to Julie's treadmill so she can take him for a run with her! :lol:

:lol: Janet

Something like this:

Good morning, Sillies!

A doggy treadmill .. . . .I have oft thought of such a thing, especially when living through our winters and now having TWO big dogs that need daily exercise. How great that would be to line them up on a treadmill, hit "start', and come back in a half-hour. . . . . ..

Emily, you need this:

Susies gag-inducing gardening :o (boiling water for dem maggots BTW)

....and yer squirrels don't know the stepford code to gain entry?????? :unsure:

Whaaaat?????? :unsure:

Clearly intellectually inferior to London squirrels who know the pin number to me credit card AND me Mum's maiden name :rolleyes:

Gag-inducing gardening :lol: Dead rats, maggots......I would be haunted by the experience :shiver: Um, Susie WHY are the rats dead?? :huh:

Quite impressive squirrels you have there Nikki :lol:

You know now that I think about it I haven't seen many squirrels here where I live, lots and lots of birds, and groundhogs, a few fox, but NO squirrels :huh: I also live in a gated community so maybe there is something to that.......the squirrels can't figure out the code to get in!!

Amanda, that's crazy about your eye. Definitely doesn't sound like pink eye if you woke up with it completely normal. Must be some type of allergy :huh:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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Gag-inducing gardening :lol: Dead rats, maggots......I would be haunted by the experience :shiver: Um, Susie WHY are the rats dead?? :huh:

:blink: indeed - well, I had to scrutinize and inspect the dead rat, could not see any injuries or wounds (Annie does pounce on things in her sport back there), so I think it ate some of Stepford's poison. Just very happy Annie doesn't even dead things...... :unsure:

or does she? I never saw the decomposing dead rat there, and that's a bed I phrequently weed.......

:unsure:

those pets on treadmills. :lol: Weez might enjoy that. Tika would have had a nervous breakdown. :lol:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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Hi Sillies- I made an appt with MY dr for 12:45. My eye is almost clear again- just a slight redness. Patti it does itch now and then but not like the got itch, itch, itch deal. It has to be an alergy or maybe a cold in my eye or something but it sure isnt pink eye---I know it in my heart it isnt pink eye....you know how deep down you have that feeling....well I have that feeling....

I am awaiting a maint. man to come fix our dishwasher....it is giving off a nasty odor....eww!

elye Community Regular
elye
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Premature excitement AND cocker glee... ..

Mygawd. .. . this sounds very naughty . .. . Nikerler, what's goin' on over there? <_<:lol:

Whaaaat?????? :unsure:

Clearly intellectually inferior to London squirrels who know the pin number to me credit card AND me Mum's maiden name

You know something? I have a very strong suspicion that they also know what the problem is with Amanda's eye.. . . . ....

I'll get back to you Amanda . .. gonna try to communicate with one of the little guys out back. :huh::lol:

Emily, you need this:

OMG. . .. there actually IS a treadmill specifically for dogs. So indicative of the state of our society - - Cannot manage to take your dog out for a bit of walking exercise? No problem! Stay inert and inside. .. . we can sell you a machine that will do it all for you! <_<

Loved the dog and cat together on the treadmill. .. . .what a beautiful Maine Coone. I WANT ONE!

(Annie does pounce on things in her sport back there), so I think it ate some of Stepford's poison. Just very happy Annie doesn't even dead things......

Mygawd. . . . . ..Stepford puts out poison? She just gets more and more frightening. . ..... :rolleyes::lol:

I am awaiting a maint. man to come fix our dishwasher....it is giving off a nasty odor....eww!

Make sure to come back and give us a Ballcock Report, Amanda.. .....

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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oops - duplicate

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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SILLIES!!!!!!!!

HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:o

A bird - pigeon or dove - just slammed into my sliding door window and has landed in a potted plant, unable to fly..........quivering its wings futilely -

WHAT DO I DO?????????????????????????

am scared to touch birds, BTW - they gross me out -

HELP?

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