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jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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I start w/ an orientation today @ 1:30.

How wonderful, Pataghumn! I'm sending good, positive vibes your way :D Go get 'em, buddy!! ;)

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nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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I got the job and am still crossing my fingers that it won't be too much trouble. :ph34r:

Looks like I'll have the freedom to leave whenever if it's a bad day.

I start w/ an orientation today @ 1:30.

Good news indeed Phtaughmus!!!

Let us know how it goes :D

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Judyin Philly
Posted
Hello Sillies,

Sorry I haven't been in much - still floundering in the no-silly zone.

BUT . ....

Some good things are happening.

I got the job and am still crossing my fingers that it won't be too much trouble. :ph34r:

Looks like I'll have the freedom to leave whenever if it's a bad day.

I start w/ an orientation today @ 1:30.

And I put a deposit down on an apt in that nice Willow Glen neighboUrhood. :)

I'll catch up some later. ;):)

Such good news Tom :)

Happy for you

Let us know how the 1:30 orientation went today

Judy

Mtndog Collaborator
Mtndog
Posted
Hello Sillies,

Sorry I haven't been in much - still floundering in the no-silly zone.

BUT . ....

Some good things are happening.

I got the job and am still crossing my fingers that it won't be too much trouble. :ph34r:

Looks like I'll have the freedom to leave whenever if it's a bad day.

I start w/ an orientation today @ 1:30.

And I put a deposit down on an apt in that nice Willow Glen neighboUrhood. :)

I'll catch up some later. ;)

YIPPEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thinking of you Ptaum! :)

Need apple toffee cake and to have ALL you guys over for tea. TOOT SWEET! Very, very sad day. My dad's cat (really my mom's but she passed away 5 years ago) had to be put to sleep today. Met my dad at the vet and stayed with her. Didn't quite realize it would be as hard as it was. :(

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted

Tom . . . YaY!!! sounds like a good fit what wif them being all flexible n stuff . . . good luck to ya.

Bev . . . :(:(:( So so sorry . . . pets are family members in my book and always so sad to lose a family member.

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

Great news :D:D and sad news...... :(

Ptoughmghmnuss!! Superb. You'll be at orientation at 4:30 my time. . . . will be thinking about ya. Good for you!! :)

Bev. . . . I'm so sorry to hear about yer dad's cat. I'm heading over with gluten-free apple toffee cake and a couple dozen Canadian Lumberjack tarts. . . .... :)

Speaking of which .. . . Jess! How did yer Canuck tarts turn out?

Number of molars unknowingly fractured: 1

Number of said molars filled: 1

Quite astonishing. . . . as I sat in my dentist's chair, I noticed him paying a great deal of attention to one back molar. His eyes wide, he took off his mask and said, "How did you fracture that tooth back there? Looks like someone took a club to ya"......

I blinked back at him. Yep, seems my upper back molar is cracked and a big piece is missing, as often happens in barroom brawls, bronco-riding and prison stays.

I couldn't believe it, and told him that I have no idea when this took place.

Dunno if he believed me .. . .......

So, I was close to an HOUR in his chair, as he reworked surfaces, drilled for eternity, reconstructed, froze some more, drilled, stopped to shake his arms out. . . .......

Quite a visit . . . .. .. ...

:rolleyes:

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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Need apple toffee cake and to have ALL you guys over for tea. TOOT SWEET! Very, very sad day. My dad's cat (really my mom's but she passed away 5 years ago) had to be put to sleep today. Met my dad at the vet and stayed with her. Didn't quite realize it would be as hard as it was. :(

Poor Bevvie :(

Thinking of you and your Dad {{{hugs}}}

This calls for 'Tel cake', 'Canuck tarts' and some tea boooooze ;)

Yep, seems my upper back molar is cracked and a big piece is missing, as often happens in barroom brawls, bronco-riding and prison stays.

T'is the downside to being a Bawdy babe ;):lol:

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nikki-uk
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Sorry, but it makes me giggle reading all the INSANE spellings of Tom's name ← <Plain 'Tom' ain't right!> :lol:

I wonder what the newbies think it means :unsure:

Mtndog Collaborator
Mtndog
Posted

Thanks everyone- feel like I killed the silly!!!!!!!!!!! :(

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Judyin Philly
Posted
YIPPEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thinking of you Ptaum! :)

Need apple toffee cake and to have ALL you guys over for tea. TOOT SWEET! Very, very sad day. My dad's cat (really my mom's but she passed away 5 years ago) had to be put to sleep today. Met my dad at the vet and stayed with her. Didn't quite realize it would be as hard as it was. :(

so sad Bevie........I can't imagine your poor Dad. I was kinda thinking like losing a part of your Mom all over again. I'm so glad you could be with you Dad today.

your not killing the sillie. I don't have any today.........

Great news :D:D and sad news...... :(

So, I was close to an HOUR in his chair, as he reworked surfaces, drilled for eternity, reconstructed, froze some more, drilled, stopped to shake his arms out. . . .......

Quite a visit . . . .. .. ... :rolleyes:

uck.......quite a visit for sure. don't envy you at all........

Amanda.......happy your move is done, your cold/allergies are a tad better and Landen did well at Mom's

Good luck with your house hunting.

hugs all Judy

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted
I got the job and am still crossing my fingers that it won't be too much trouble. :ph34r:

Keeping in mind, of course, that a job'll never compare to hanging out here.

Bev, so sorry about your Dad's little buddy. I hate that part of life.

Canadian tarts turned out great. I used two bricks o' cheese, three eggs, 5 T of sugar, a little vanilla and some pumpkin pie spice. Made them in a tart pan so they were like little dense, moist cookies. To transport w/o stickiness (I have a 1.5 hour commute on public transportation) I dipped the bottoms in ginger snap crumbs.

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted
so sad Bevie........I can't imagine your poor Dad. I was kinda thinking like losing a part of your Mom all over again. I'm so glad you could be with you Dad today.

Uh...Bev? I'm pretty sure Judy has a possessed energetic cat she can send your Dad to fill the void.

Mtndog Collaborator
Mtndog
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Uh...Bev? I'm pretty sure Judy has a possessed energetic cat she can send your Dad to fill the void.

:lol: :lol: Trust me- this last one was probably Judy's kitty's sister! I think next up is a snuggly, well-behaved fur baby!

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Judyin Philly
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QUOTE (Jestgar @ Oct 20 2008, 05:50 PM) Open Original Shared LinkUh...Bev? I'm pretty sure Judy has a possessed energetic cat she can send your Dad to fill the void.

Bev said--------

:lol::lol: Trust me- this last one was probably Judy's kitty's sister! I think next up is a snuggly, well-behaved fur baby!

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Jess are you kidding me ? ............. B)

Trust me Bevie........ I love you and sure I'd love your Dad................ Dad needs a snuggly well-behaved fur baby for sure..............even put my old avatar up to remind you both ---you don't need my cat. :ph34r:

tho i'd gladly give him to YA

Make sure your Dad see's this next time he's over.

Judy ....your friend ;)

:lol:

SHOOT........TRIED SO MANY TIMES TO RE ADD.........WON'T GO.

EVEN THE FORUM WON'T EVEN PUT HIS FACE UP.

OH WELL........MUST FIGURE OUT DINNER.

I TRIED.

JUDY

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Mtndog
Posted

Judy :lol: :lol: :lol:

Thanks for making me laugh!

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
Posted

Aw, Bev, I'm sorry to hear about your loss. :(

Ptaughm, great news! :)

Emily, you have got to stop getting into those barroom dust-ups! :D

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Judyin Philly
Posted
Judy :lol::lol::lol:

Thanks for making me laugh!

HAPPY TO DO IT

I JUST SAW IT WENT BACK UP.

WA--HOO----

A LAUGH FOR BEVIE :)

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

Mygawd, Judy. . . . dunno what's spookier - -your av or POeter's! They look remarkably alike. . . . . .... :lol:

:lol::lol: Trust me- this last one was probably Judy's kitty's sister! I think next up is a snuggly, well-behaved fur baby!

Mygawd - - that's the yeti all over! Somebody get him over to Bev's dad's STAT!

Emily, you have got to stop getting into those barroom dust-ups! :D

:lol::lol:

Incredible. . . ....could I have possibly been in a bench-clearing brawl whilst sound asleep? :huh: I'm telling you, it's a mystery. Dentist was eyeing me like there was NO WAY my tooth could have sustained such damage without me knowing it.

Uh huh.

It's bizarre.

....And now it's starting to hurt... . ......... :unsure:

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted
Incredible. . . ....could I have possibly been in a bench-clearing brawl whilst sound asleep? :huh: I'm telling you, it's a mystery. Dentist was eyeing me like there was NO WAY my tooth could have sustained such damage without me knowing it.

Just what did you and Patti do on your US junket??

Patti? Have you checked for any new tattoos?

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
JNBunnie1
Posted
Mygawd, Judy. . . . dunno what's spookier - -your av or POeter's! They look remarkably alike. . . . . .... :lol:

Mygawd - - that's the yeti all over! Somebody get him over to Bev's dad's STAT!

:lol::lol:

Incredible. . . ....could I have possibly been in a bench-clearing brawl whilst sound asleep? :huh: I'm telling you, it's a mystery. Dentist was eyeing me like there was NO WAY my tooth could have sustained such damage without me knowing it.

Uh huh.

It's bizarre.

....And now it's starting to hurt... . ......... :unsure:

Hahahhahahha ha ha ha !!!!!!

You're on the dentist's short list. heehheehhehe!!

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted
Some good things are happening.

Woohoo!!!! Good to hear from you, Ptaughmn.......and with good news, to boot! :D

Very, very sad day. My dad's cat (really my mom's but she passed away 5 years ago) had to be put to sleep today. Met my dad at the vet and stayed with her. Didn't quite realize it would be as hard as it was. :(

:(

Sorry, but it makes me giggle reading all the INSANE spellings of Tom's name ← <Plain 'Tom' ain't right!> :lol:

I wonder what the newbies think it means :unsure:

It took me FOREVER to figure it out! :P

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted
Just what did you and Patti do on your US junket??

Patti? Have you checked for any new tattoos?

:lol::lol:

Patti. . . . did we go staggering down through Elfreth's Alley, er sumphin'??? :huh::huh::lol:

You're on the dentist's short list. heehheehhehe!!

Mygawd. . .. ....probably thinks I've become a half-wit, or had a stroke er sumphin'. . . ...

Could have a women's abuse counsellor knocking on me door tomorrow. .. . . <_<:huh:

...And very likely hard of hearing.... . . . . ..

Hmm. . . . I'll have to rewatch that Russian suspect on youtube. . .....

:lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
Posted
OMG!!! That's the final clue. . . . . this is one clever individual!!!

Sooozie, get ready: that is no Russian gal who has made contact with you. It is a MAN, and we've ALL heard from him before. Check it out:

:blink: seems like a llama would not be an easy pet to have......getting in the car, eating from the table, scaring the wee kitteh to death :lol:

Some good things are happening.

I got the job and am still crossing my fingers that it won't be too much trouble. :ph34r:

Looks like I'll have the freedom to leave whenever if it's a bad day.

I start w/ an orientation today @ 1:30.

And I put a deposit down on an apt in that nice Willow Glen neighboUrhood.

I'll catch up some later.

good news all around! Let us know how it goes :)

Need apple toffee cake and to have ALL you guys over for tea. TOOT SWEET! Very, very sad day. My dad's cat (really my mom's but she passed away 5 years ago) had to be put to sleep today. Met my dad at the vet and stayed with her. Didn't quite realize it would be as hard as it was.

:(:(

we'll be there on the next flight w/ cake and absinthe............. hope your dad's okay. He DOES need a new, snuggly, fur baby!!!!!!!!!!!! :wub:

Incredible. . . ....could I have possibly been in a bench-clearing brawl whilst sound asleep? :huh: I'm telling you, it's a mystery. Dentist was eyeing me like there was NO WAY my tooth could have sustained such damage without me knowing it.

:blink: what in hell? was this caused by my skull crusher? :lol:

phone call - back later

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted

OK!!!!!.....................I've done some research.

The first sighting I can find of Llama Lady is during Emily's reign <_<

I thought there was one before June 13, but couldn't find it.

I know LL appeared after I did, which was May 10, I believe.

Here are a couple of posts with vital info.......

the location of llama land is here! :lol:

http://i292.photobucket.com/albums/mm20/ko...lamalandmap.webp

unfortunatly real estate is no longer available here. I have my own wifi network to i can post to the celiac forum. and don't tell the other llamas that fuzzy is my favorite! :lol:

ps the store says "gluten phree!" :P

and im not so sure about the anal glands :rolleyes:

pps, i don't use carpeting :)

cunningham muffins are yummy!

try all their exitng new flavors!

Open Original Shared Link

obssesed with Oprah .... her friend is Teri Hatcher.... 6 degrees of Kevin Bacon

LL :huh: out

Besides this, we know that LL loves Monty Python and Oprah, doesn't own a llama but would like to, and lives in a place in the US that has llamas everywhere......(once commented that he/she lives in Llama Land USA).

I did the grunge work, the rest of you can put the pieces togeher :D

Edit: Forgot one more thing. During one of LL's absences, he/she had been in New York.

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happygirl
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Does anyone else remember this from Sesame Street? it was one of my childhood favorites...and now, oh so relevant.

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