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DingoGirl Enthusiast
Sillies--I ate way too much pizza :huh: It was so good, I couldn't stop As if that wasn't bad enough, I topped it off wif homemade rice pudding. I'm very uncomfortable right now.

YUM!!!!!!! this is what I would do, and then would feel positively VOMITIOUS for quite a while. :lol:

Not sick--just stuffed.......had to change into me big fluffy robe--jeans got too tight

:o Paddeigh - OMG. the MOST alarming thing about this sentence is that........you were STILL in your jeans at - well, you're three hours ahead, so, must have been around 10 pm when you changed into your phluphy robe???????????

:blink:

simply inconceivable to me. I just HATE constrictive clothing..........jeans are like a straightjacket - wear them in public, of course, but the MILLISECOND I get home - - any type of clothing is IMMEDIATELY changed into sweats or pj's or some long, flowing summer gown, period. To have jeans on at home is just.........a particular version of hell, in my opinion.

:lol:

I would wear sweats/pluphy robe/pj's/boxer shorts every single day of my life, all day long and in public, if I could. :ph34r:

One reason I love my new job: have gone in unshowered at least once, and in sweats a few times :ph34r:

No reason a'tall to even TRY and look cute there :lol:

everyone is trick-or-treating! Or - scaring the poor participants (i.e. Bev - - nekkid, smeared with chocolate, pheverish, wearing metallic eyelashes and in a violent herx :o )

night-night sillies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Taking my Toblerone bar to bed now...........

my two favorite shows coming up:

Wife Swap :lol: (a phreak show)

The Ex List (adorable)


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psawyer Proficient
When are you meeting up with Em tomorrow?

We are planning on 12:30, but I am waiting to hear about the fairy ferry'schedule, so it is a bit phluid. Transportation logistics turned out to be a challenge, so we are going to meet at Open Original Shared Link on Bayview instead of at the store. A long, leisurely gluten-free lunch is planned. :P:) We wish all the sillies could be there, but I think a party that large would overwhelm the place. :(

DingoGirl Enthusiast
We are planning on 12:30, but I am waiting to hear about the fairy ferry'schedule, so it is a bit phluid. Transportation logistics turned out to be a challenge, so we are going to meet at Open Original Shared Link on Bayview instead of at the store. A long, leisurely gluten-free lunch is planned. We wish all the sillies could be there, but I think a party that large would overwhelm the place.

am SO STINKIN' JEALOUS of your ren-day-voo at this phab restaurant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <_<

OMG - Wife Swap is unbelievably phabulous :lol:

a white/American Rastafarian family living in Florida, $3 in their bank account, four dread-locked little kids who all sleep in one bed, a dad who plays in a band for a living, and........days decided by who feels what whim..........

versus

Marine Corps father and wife/family in a sterile, military home in Texas who assign all chores on a coloUr-coded spreadsheet <shudder>

this wife has never heard of Jah or Rastafarianism, and she is extremely askeert

:lol: :lol:

pure, catastrophic, clashing joy

I need a life :lol:

Where's Joolie, I bet she's watching!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jerseyangel Proficient
We wish all the sillies could be there, but I think a party that large would overwhelm the place. :(

We'll be there in spirit!! :D Have phun--it sounds great.

A phull report will be expected...... :P

jerseyangel Proficient
OMG - Wife Swap is unbelievably phabulous :lol:

I saw the preview fer that one :lol:

We just watched the end of a George Carlin show on HBO--I was on CNN overload and couldn't take one more word about politics :blink:

Green12 Enthusiast

SILLIES, it's after 10 pm here and I am NOT on a chocolate/sugar high....but I so wish I was, harrumph!!!!!!!!

I was surrounded by copious amounts of candy, pumpkin bar, and chocolate cake eating all night long <_<

GAH!

Where's Joolie, I bet she's watching!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No I'm not, goofball! Don't ya remember I had plans?!?! :lol:

Please tell me The Ex List wasn't on!! I did a tv schedule search before I left and I didn't see it, don't tell me they cancelled it already :extremelyworriedfacethattheymighthavecancelledthecutestshowever:

(i.e. Bev - - nekkid, smeared with chocolate, pheverish, wearing metallic eyelashes and in a violent herx)

This is exactly how I was picturing Bev today!!!

Sillies--I ate way too much pizza It was so good, I couldn't stop As if that wasn't bad enough, I topped it off wif homemade rice pudding. I'm very uncomfortable right now.

I need to learn to stop eating when comfortably full...... <_< but it was so good

I'm still so freaking phull

Not sick--just stuffed.......had to change into me big fluffy robe--jeans got too tight

Where IS everyone??

PATTI!!!!!!!!!!!!!! All your posts cracked. me. up. HEE HEE HEE!!!!!!!!

Glad you got to have some yummy treats......even though you overindulged a tad bit, a smidgen. Or a lot :lol:

simply inconceivable to me. I just HATE constrictive clothing..........jeans are like a straightjacket - wear them in public, of course, but the MILLISECOND I get home - - any type of clothing is IMMEDIATELY changed into sweats or pj's or some long, flowing summer gown, period. To have jeans on at home is just.........a particular version of hell, in my opinion.

:lol:

I would wear sweats/pluphy robe/pj's/boxer shorts every single day of my life, all day long and in public, if I could.

Omg, SUSIE Q!! I knew we were kindred spirits but this explains exactly why :lol: :morelaffyfaces:

I am the SAME way, you just described to a "t" exactly how I am, and how I feel on the matter!

We are planning on 12:30, but I am waiting to hear about the fairy ferry'schedule, so it is a bit phluid. Transportation logistics turned out to be a challenge, so we are going to meet at Open Original Shared Link on Bayview instead of at the store. A long, leisurely gluten-free lunch is planned. We wish all the sillies could be there, but I think a party that large would overwhelm the place.

FUN! FUN! FUN! Have a good get together you guys, can't wait to hear all about it :D

Hope everyone had a good Halloween/Friday evening :D

psawyer Proficient

Good morning, all!

A chilly but clear day will dawn soon here in the Great White North!

Must run. So much to do, so little time. :lol:


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So what do all these mean, and what results mean positive?

The total IgA measures your ability to make IgA antibodies. The IgA test is not a test for Celiac. However, if you are IgA deficient, it means that the IgA based tests are pretty unreliable, and you could have Celiac, and not test positive for it. Also, IgA deficiency is more common in Celiacs than the general population.

If you are IgA deficient, they can run the tTG or EMA via IgG (which is not affected by IgA deficiency)

Of the other four tests, none are perfect. The tTG IgA and EMA IgA are newer tests. Some doctors don't use the AGA tests anymore as they are not as sensitive or specific.

If someone tests strongly positive on the tTG or EMA, its pretty likely they have Celiac. Some people have Celiac and don't test positive on any of the tests, as the severity of damage in the intestines seems to be correlated with some of the bloodwork (meaning, more patchy/less severe/beginning stages of Celiac may not test positive via bloodwork)

Open Original Shared Link has good info on testing.

Next step is often the biopsy - depends on the doctor, tests results, symptoms, etc.

Also, taking gluten out of someone's diet, as you know, and having improved symptoms doesn't diagnose Celiac, but ---- it does take away the symptoms.

Anyone needs to keep eating gluten before testing.

jerseyangel Proficient
SILLIES, it's after 10 pm here and I am NOT on a chocolate/sugar high....but I so wish I was, harrumph!!!!!!!!

Aw Julie :( Were you at a party wif lucious looking goodies? Bah!! :angry: I hope you were able to bring sumphin yummy fer yerslph at least. :rolleyes:

The Ex-List? Is that the show wif the girl from Grey's Anatomy who had to have her whole phace rebuilt? If it is, I think I read it has been cancelled :o If it's not the same girl/show, then false alarm :P

Must run. So much to do, so little time. :lol:

Hee!! Yes--like getting ready to meet Em :D

Bunnie, Laura explains the blood stuff so well--I wasn't ignoring yer question, but I never had the bloodwork (till recently :blink: ) and I'm just not nearly as well-versed about it as Laura is. It confuses me a little :unsure:

Jestgar Rising Star

Goin' for my walk in the dark. So wadddya think? Will the cemetery be less cold the day after hallowe'en? Or do they not bury people with a calendar in their hands?

Judyin Philly Enthusiast

Morning all

Did read up on all of you sillies

Too much to catch up on with comments but I do care what your all doing.

I hope Peter and Em & families have a great visit.

I'll be watching.

Judy

Darn210 Enthusiast
Must run. So much to do, so little time. :lol:

Hee!! Yes--like getting ready to meet Em :D

Yes . . . like battening down the hatches . . . and hiding the valuables . . . and placing all breakable items out of reach . . . :lol::lol:

elye Community Regular

The Psummit Bells are a' Pealing...........

The Drums are Beating..........

It's in the air.. . . . .. .......

:):)

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
The total IgA measures your ability to make IgA antibodies. The IgA test is not a test for Celiac. However, if you are IgA deficient, it means that the IgA based tests are pretty unreliable, and you could have Celiac, and not test positive for it. Also, IgA deficiency is more common in Celiacs than the general population.

If you are IgA deficient, they can run the tTG or EMA via IgG (which is not affected by IgA deficiency)

Of the other four tests, none are perfect. The tTG IgA and EMA IgA are newer tests. Some doctors don't use the AGA tests anymore as they are not as sensitive or specific.

If someone tests strongly positive on the tTG or EMA, its pretty likely they have Celiac. Some people have Celiac and don't test positive on any of the tests, as the severity of damage in the intestines seems to be correlated with some of the bloodwork (meaning, more patchy/less severe/beginning stages of Celiac may not test positive via bloodwork)

Open Original Shared Link has good info on testing.

Next step is often the biopsy - depends on the doctor, tests results, symptoms, etc.

Also, taking gluten out of someone's diet, as you know, and having improved symptoms doesn't diagnose Celiac, but ---- it does take away the symptoms.

Anyone needs to keep eating gluten before testing.

Thank you thank you!!!!!!!!

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Omg, SUSIE Q!! I knew we were kindred spirits but this explains exactly why :morelaffyfaces:

I am the SAME way, you just described to a "t" exactly how I am, and how I feel on the matter!

:lol: I knew it! and this is why those Lady of Leeeeeeeeeeezure suits come in so handy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JULIE! I had not forgotten your plans. Was just being a dingo brain. :wacko:

The Ex-List? Is that the show wif the girl from Grey's Anatomy who had to have her whole phace rebuilt? If it is, I think I read it has been cancelled If it's not the same girl/show, then false alarm

:o cancelled? already???????????????????? :sadsadsadsadsadface: How in hell? It IS the cutest show ever, and NOW what in hell am I going to do on a Friday night, as we all know I have no life?????????????????? harrumph....... :angry:

Goin' for my walk in the dark. So wadddya think? Will the cemetery be less cold the day after hallowe'en? Or do they not bury people with a calendar in their hands?

:ph34r: Will be awaiting your observations.........

Yes . . . like battening down the hatches . . . and hiding the valuables . . . and placing all breakable items out of reach . . .

*snort*

The Psummit Bells are a' Pealing...........

The Drums are Beating..........

It's in the air.. . . . .. .......

oh, I just can't take it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :P so jealous......

GORGEOUS, grEy, cloudy, threatening-to-rain day here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SOOZLE IS ECSTATIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

☻☻☻☻☻☻

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Man!!! Being gone for a few days makes it hard to pick comments to comment on . . . so I shall ignore you all and talk about meselph . . .

EGGS -ZACTLERLEY!!!

BUT WAIT!!!,,, :unsure: why has me screen gone reeeally wide????

Mtndog Collaborator

Nikkerler's BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well, need the Kilt Report Update!!!!!!!!!!! Did ya see up any of 'em? ;) (<not sarcastic wink) :o

I think I was officially logged on all night last night cause I phorgot to close the page (OOPS!!!!!!)

Patti was PHULL.....................

I get :ph34r:ed when you guys use the word PHLUID

Emily and Pieter- HAVE PHUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Must take pictures!!!!!!

Jess- So, how cold was it amongst the non-living :ph34r::huh:

OK- that's 5 emoticons- 5 left!!!!!! SWEET!!!!!!

Yes, I gave out chocolate whilst herxing with metallic eyelashes BUT I was not nekkid- didn't want to scare the wee ones (or anyone else for that matter :P )

OK- using my emotiquota on the least used emoticons:

:mellow:^_^-_-<_<

nikki-uk Enthusiast

HOOTS MAN!!!!!!

Temporary blip ...(What in hell???)

I'm baaaack!!!!!! from a 14 hour drive!! (gah!!!!)......but psillies!!!,,, I MUST move to Scotland......t'is phlippin glorioUsly beaUTIMOUS ...I am in love with the place :wub:

Phirst must address:

Belated Happy Birphday to Emily!!!!

Canuck Psilly Psummit this weekend????.....how exciting!!!!!

Alex pooped in???....I missed it

Janet's on smack?? ....bloody marvellous stuff!!

Belated Happy Halloween!!!!!!

Dear gaaaaawd,.....14 hrs in a car wiv MY kids is not summat I recommend :rolleyes:

...but peeps - the Scottish Highlands!!! *sigh* ...bloody breathtaking ......and it SNOWED!!!!!

(Pics on phacebook)

High light of the trip must have been Loch Ness (did nae see her)

MYGAWD!!!! - we ate like kings (I swear it's so much easier to eat gluten-free in Scotland....maybe more of 'dem sillyyaks up there???)

The cats (who were looked after at home by eldest son) did poop inapppropiately in many different places in protest ......still finding the li'l presents :rollingeyes:

Much washing of clothes to DO!!!

....back later

(Oh!.. there's Bevel...nekkid, smeared in chocolat wiv metallic eyelashes.....MY GOD ..I LOVE her!!!!!!!)

JNBunnie1 Community Regular

K, I'm lost. What's 'herxing'?

nikki-uk Enthusiast
K, I'm lost. What's 'herxing'?

Herxheimer reaction - Open Original Shared Link

nikki-uk Enthusiast

......wait :unsure: .....almost phorgot ;)

Pinch, punch first day of the month!!!!!!! <got you>

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Nikkerler's BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well, need the Kilt Report Update!!!!!!!!!!! Did ya see up any of 'em? (<not sarcastic wink)

EXACTLY!!!!!!!!!!!

NIKERLER"S BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yes, we need ANY and all kilt reports and any other items of interest in yer travels!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My ancestors moved from the Highlands of Scotland to the lowlands (not sure why) and.........I simply MUST go there, I fear i will ne'er return.................... will fall in love wif the terrain, the phood, and the men, will find my true love and stay fore'er :wub:

hope he's not my cousin :lol:

HOOTS MAN!!!!!!

Temporary blip ...(What in hell???)

I'm baaaack!!!!!! from a 14 hour drive!! (gah!!!!)......but psillies!!!,,, I MUST move to Scotland......t'is phlippin glorioUsly beaUTIMOUS ...I am in love with the place

:wub::( <mixed emotions>

I CAN"T TAKE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

snowed, eh? guess you Brits don't SEE snow too often, do you! You MUST come to California in the winter, oh, and in the spring, we'll take you up to Yosemite and other sights - you will D-I-E!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

so NIk's (PINCH PUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!) got laundry and cat poop to deal wif, eh? :lol: the joys of returning home.........

but most HANUS news of all - whilst you were gone -

EMOTICON REDUCTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :furiousfuriousfuriousface:

only 10 now................BAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

good thing Bunnie's here wif us asking questions, because, then when people give scientific answers, it makes us seem more legit, don't it? :P

In other news...................

I am scrubbing the kitchen floor in me boxer shorts, on hands and knees...........................HEINOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

so bored with it that I had to check in............................

carry on psillies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

is the Toronto Psummit going on yet?????????????????????????????

♥♥♥

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
but most HANUS news of all - whilst you were gone -

EMOTICON REDUCTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :furiousfuriousfuriousface:

only 10 now................BAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

good thing Bunnie's here wif us asking questions, because, then when people give scientific answers, it makes us seem more legit, don't it? :P

Never before have I been a legitimizing factor. I feel so warm and fuzzy!

(I'm just a good faker, I'm sillier in real life than you could ever imagine!)

elye Community Regular

Ha!!! POeter, you go phirst. . . . . ....

;)

psawyer Proficient
Emily and Pieter- HAVE PHUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Must take pictures!!!!!!

Canuck Psilly Psummit this weekend????.....how exciting!!!!!

is the Toronto Psummit going on yet?????????????????????????????

Click here to see a picture. In the picture are Will, Sophie, Jack, Emily and Peter. Jacquie took this one, which is why she isn't in it. We'll have to wait for Will's shots to see Jacquie.

We had a wonderful lunch. :)

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