The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

[Jestgar]

Hopefully the Ralph-de-Milo in your have will be available soon in a Walmart near you.

Tired. Practice runs late for us working girls.

My cute little work study student used facebook to communicate with me. For some reason I find this hysterical.

Who will buy this wonderful morning?

_{Such a sky you never did see}.

[elye]

Who will buy this wonderful morning?

_{Such a sky you never did see}.

Um. . . . .think you've scared everybody away wif this - - philosophical pondering, Jess. . . ...It's very. . . .....deep, perhaps. . . ....um. . ..dunno what to make of it.. ..... . .

I've read it a few times, and I'm now chortling away. It is quite phunny, in a bizarre non-sequitor kinda way.... . .

Actually, it reminds me of the old non-sequitors my grandfather (of course, me dad's dad) used to repeat now and then:

Is it colder in the summer than it is in the city?

What's the difference between a duck?

One of his legs is both the same.

[jerseyangel]

Um. . . . .think you've scared everybody away wif this - - philosophical pondering, Jess. . . ...It's very. . . .....deep, perhaps. . . ....um. . ..dunno what to make of it.. ..... . .

Hee! It's a song from her play

I remember the whole soundtrack from Oliver--such great music. The kind where you get a song stuck in yer mind and it plays over and over

[jerseyangel]

Lookie what I phound Jess--

Open Original Shared Link

It could become yer trademark!

[Jestgar]

Lookie what I phound Jess--

Open Original Shared Link

It could become yer trademark!

:lol:

Suzzles would never speak to me again!

[elye]

Jess! This is fantastic. . .. . absolutely, yer trademark. Every so often, from now on, you must just throw one of the lines from an Oliver song into your posts.

When one of us is talking nonsense (um, like always)....

She's from the country

But now she's up a gum-tree

When you're reeling with frustration at work, dealing with PTER:

I shall scream! I shall scream!

For the safety of my virtue I shall scream!

Mygawd. . . .what would you be talking about here?.....

Strong men tremble when they hear it!

They've got cause enough to hear it!

Ah. . . . ....perhaps Nikerler heading into that teacher's classroom this morning. . . . ....

[jerseyangel]

Ah. . . . ....perhaps Nikerler heading into that teacher's classroom this morning. . . . ....

That teacher better look out--Nik's gonna tear her a new 'un!

[DingoGirl]

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dear gawd he needs a haircut and a good beard trim (ewwww - - grosses me out - methinks it stinketh)

You could name him Psven or Pstewie or Crack in honor of Janet (I have no brain today and am cracking meself up- pa-thetic!).

Lurve it when Bev cracks herself up!

Pathetic as this sounds, I just went to Phacebook to lookup Weezie Smythe I didn't want to miss out on anything.....but couldn't find her. Lots of Weezie Smythes, actually , but not ours.

do nah worry Patrishuh..........Weez will request your phriendship IF and WHEN she gets her own page......

larfing to self that you actually searched for this Weezee Smythe, though :cacklsnort:

Must focus on unpacking . ..so quick poop-in

YES!!!! Everybody get some!!

(New av is some recent data!!!)

I have data!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!! 'tis true! Am working wif spreadsheets now - :deerinheadlightsface:

help me

what my data will look like Open Original Shared Link (once PTER tells me all I need to know).

Oh yeah, this was the paper that basically started our lab: Open Original Shared Link. We were actually the cover photo Open Original Shared Link

head-spinning, all of it

Ummmmm . . . yeah . . . . . . anybody here volunteering to go read an immunology paper from Jess??? . . . Anybody here need to do penance for sumptin??

*snort*

NICOLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

so sorry about Alsy and his poo crimes.................WHAT SORT OF EEJIT *IS* HIS EVIL TEACHER???????????

Yeah.............as Lisa said, never mess wif Psillies.........wish we could all come, en masse, and bring Em's man-head also

HARRUMPHFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<GASP!!!>....I've been replaced!!!.........(couldn't 've done better, meself )

Yer both done brilliantly girlz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ☻

Patti said - why in Sam Hill always cracks me up........oh PETER, from whence does this expression come???????????????? we must know............

Cats on keyboards and cash registers

part deux coming up

[JNBunnie1]

I guess the 'Harold' idea didn't really work out, huh?

[jerseyangel]

Yeah.............as Lisa said, never mess wif Psillies.........wish we could all come, en masse, and bring Em's man-head also

HARRUMPHFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I dearly needed a laugh today--and this line did the trick! I just gauffaw'd out loud

Only here, thanks Suz

[DingoGirl]

Heeeeeeyyyyy . . . phunny coloUred poo is NOT just for kids, you know!!! . . .

*snort* yes but - I"ve never had pink poop.........must try this

Oh!!! Almost fergot!! Nikki's got an EXCELLENT opportunity fer some decapitation experimentation . . . Nikki, time how long the cookery teacher stays alive once you've lopped her head off!!!

gahhhhhhhhhhh

At least my day ends with music and dancing

that happens here sometimes.........but........usually after some, uh, absinthe, maybe? and.......it's no rehearsal my phriends.........it's the real thing :lol:

Get her to count to eight . ......or, as Ptaoughmghmn suggested, blink off every second she can count. .. . ...

OMG

Um........is it the HEAD that stays alive for 8 seconds? or the body? or both? Could the head still form the words and count aloud, once you actually told it to do so? Would it still be able to think and process and then.......perform the mechanics of speech? I really have to know the answers to this STAT

Try having one of those cute critters walk over the keyboard on your cash register. It's amazing sometimes what customers end up buying that they didn't want. Or paying by debit cards instead of cash or credit cards. Or the real fun one is when you have most of a large assortment of cans rung in and said cute cat finishes off the sale for you mid transaction. Yup you're correct Jess they are cute

I bet the customers just love this, though! I know I would......and would shop at no other pet store

Eradication in sCruz??!

I'd figured this was more local. What's next . ..Shasta? Klamath Falls?

I'm pushing for Northern Italy......see if we can get the Phorest Service to pay for it

Who will buy this wonderful morning?

_{Such a sky you never did see}.

stop it Jess.......................S T O P I T...................

Suzzles would never speak to me again!

would still speak to you and would cackle at yer damned ring tone - but would NOT see yer performance

amanda! Sounds like your dad is coming along nicely!

forgot everything else............................

[DingoGirl]

I guess the 'Harold' idea didn't really work out, huh?

I'm kind of thinking that it's better, more clandestine and psillier, if we don't give him a name......we can just call him whatever we think of at the moment........

or -- ask the decapitated head to think of his name?

I dearly needed a laugh today--and this line did the trick! I just gauffaw'd out loud

Only here, thanks Suz

Yup, only here, yer welcome Padt

am pheeling quite silly today........haven't been in public yet so........haven't had a chance to babble wildly to strangers and make an eejit of myself

ah, but, the day is young

[jerseyangel]

I guess the 'Harold' idea didn't really work out, huh?

Hee! I think Em is still making up her mind. A lot of pressure there to choose just the right name......

[jerseyangel]

am pheeling quite silly today........haven't been in public yet so........haven't had a chance to babble wildly to strangers and make an eejit of myself

Never an eejit! You truly don't know what a bright spot you are

Pheel phree to babble to yer heart's content here--it's been too quiet today......

[DingoGirl]

Hee! I think Em is still making up her mind. A lot of pressure there to choose just the right name......

Yes, pressure indeed.

Although, I did quite chortle to self when I wrote Man Head.

Never an eejit! You truly don't know what a bright spot you are

Pheel phree to babble to yer heart's content here--it's been too quiet today......

thanks P.......but...........it can be a bit scary if pholks don't know me

[JNBunnie1]

Yeah, if we misnomered the man head he'd run off on 'er......

Fickle little bastard......

[elye]

I'm kind of thinking that it's better, more clandestine and psillier, if we don't give him a name......we can just call him whatever we think of at the moment........

What in Sam Hill are we gonna call the Man-head?. . . ...

Gahhhh!!! SAM HILL.

I was doing some reading on Sam Hill, and there is nothing really known about the origin of this expression - - who Sam Hill was, or why his name is used as a euphemism for "hell". In the 1800's, gentlemen used the name in a sentence to keep things clean when around the fairer sex ("Where in Sam Hill did you put my spitoon, woman?")... . . ....

There is some speculation surrounding a Colonel Samuel Hill, who was apparently a rather nasty piece of work, but nothing definitely pinning him to the expression.

Many people speculate that the name just came out of some creative person's mouth as an utterance, without much thought. Someone heard it, thought it had a good sound, said it to a few other people, and before you could say, "What in the Sam Hill is going on?", the euphemism "Sam Hill" showed up in various questions and spread. There must be a few real Sam Hills, somewhere, with t-shirts reading:

My name is Sam Hill.

Where in the hell am I?

Mygawd....you shoud see all the Sam Hills on facebook. . . . several from Ottawa.

May hafta request ALL of their friendships, since Russell will have naught to do wif me. . . . ..

[elye]

OMG. . . .....

Um. .. ....can you guys see the Man Head??

My avatar?

Because, for whatever the reason, I cannot.

He is gone from the avatar spot.

There is nothing there. . . . . ...

Pseriously .. . . . What in Sam Hill???????

[Green12]

Mygawd....you shoud see all the Sam Hills on facebook. . . . several from Ottawa.

May hafta request ALL of their friendships, since Russell will have naught to do wif me. . . . ..

Sam Hill!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The decapitated man head but it's more than a head, it's shoulders too, and a slight bust.

Jess quoting Oliver

Me thinks Sillyville is like Seinfeld episodes................Sillyfeld (Seinfeld, only sillier)

[jerseyangel]

OMG Em

I think he's lost his head!

[jerseyangel]

I hit post too soon.....

Em, did you not purposely delete yer av? I've never heard of such a thing.

Maybe he has a mind of his own

[DingoGirl]

OMG. . . .....

Um. .. ....can you guys see the Man Head??

My avatar?

Because, for whatever the reason, I cannot.

He is gone from the avatar spot.

There is nothing there. . . . . ...

Pseriously .. . . . What in Sam Hill???????

WHAT? It went away all on its own????????????????????????

Em! GET RID OF IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GET RID OF IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG - - you know what?????????????????? One morning you are going to wake up and he is going to be next to you, on your bedside table.........having moved during the night...........

and then soon, no matter WHERE you put him at night.......no matter the severity of the lockdown........you'll awake to find him there EVERY SINGLE MORNING...........one day he'll show up bloodied........with the blood of innocent victims and then....................

I suggest you gitcherself an Iriquois Skull Crusher, AND PHAST

Me thinks Sillyville is like Seinfeld episodes................Sillyfeld (Seinfeld, only sillier)

and all about NOTHING, really

Em, did you not purposely delete yer av? I've never heard of such a thing.

Maybe he has a mind of his own

or WORSE..........

The Man Head is POSSESSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jerseyangel]

This is the spookiest thing that ever happened in Sillieville! Anybody else sceered?

Hee--Allo just opened the basement door wif his little head

[Darn210]

I guess the 'Harold' idea didn't really work out, huh?

It got filed wif my "Michael" recommendation . . .

Many people speculate that the name just came out of some creative person's mouth as an utterance, without much thought. Someone heard it, thought it had a good sound, said it to a few other people, and before you could say, "What in the Sam Hill is going on?", the euphemism "Sam Hill" showed up in various questions and spread.

Once again . . . Susie and her friends are now going to take credit for "Sam Hill"!!!

Me thinks Sillyville is like Seinfeld episodes................Sillyfeld (Seinfeld, only sillier)

Ooooooo . . . I like this . . . we are indeed Sillyfeld.

OMG Em

I think he's lost his head!

We just got Patti'd!!! (<---my last one!!)

[curlyfries]

My dad was supposed to go home today but I think he is staying until tomorrow or Friday. He has been out walking the halls alot with the nurses.

Really?????........methinks yur dad is feeling pretty good.......they can't get him to leave the nurses alone!!!!

WHAT? It went away all on its own????????????????????????

Em! GET RID OF IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Man Head is POSSESSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I told you so!!!!.........it's a curse!!!