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Jestgar Rising Star

Almost forgot. In the 'fac's for Jack' category we have: The reason your nipples are dark is because newborns can only see contrast. Their food source is the darkest skin on your body.


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elye Community Regular
Almost forgot. In the 'fac's for Jack' category we have: The reason your nipples are dark is because newborns can only see contrast. Their food source is the darkest skin on your body.

Whoa.. . . ...this is a good one.

....And Manhead has.....three.... .. . .

tom Contributor
But he ain't got no waist!

Eggs-ZACK-lee!!!!

Where better to find a cumberbund-specific partial mannequin for our waistley-deficient Sam Hill????? :huh:

Ain't no one wif me on the scavenger hunt FrankenSam???

<jess said chintoes>

:lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
I think Jacquie's shot was captured, actually, in Bujumbura, Manhead's home village in Burundi. He was some sort of cattle/oxen hand. He needed to have a very tough, manly job and appearance, as being homosexual in many of these countries can be dangerous. . ....

OMG :lol:

That's a little personal, dontcha think???

wackl :lol:

yeah.....but I bet yours don't sparkle like Weezie's!

my multi-coloUred pooper-girl :wub:

You know, that link to the female sexy mannequins? What was up with the scary snarl on her face? She looked like she was about to bite.

was it the Angelina mannequin? that would explain the snarl - she's kinda scary :unsure:

At the very least he needs chintoes.

chintoes!!!!!!!! :lol:

SILLIES!!!!!!!!!! look at my latest favoUrite thing - the Puppy Cam - - it's six wee Shiba Inu puppies, 24/7.............

I LOVE Shiba Inus - - they look like mini dingos :wub:

OH MY GAAAAAWD THEY ARE SO CUUUUUUUUUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Open Original Shared Link

DingoGirl Enthusiast

:o

did anyone notice Jewel-ly's shoes were called Cinchshearly? Um.......are they made out of chinchillas?

:lol:

Nice to see you posting today Jules....... ♥♥♥

elye Community Regular
OH MY GAAAAAWD THEY ARE SO CUUUUUUUUUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Open Original Shared Link

OOOOOOOhhhhh, gaaaawwd..... . . ......they are gorgeous!!!!!!

......But they're sleeping.. . ... .. ..

Wake up, puuuuuuuuppieeeesssss!!! :wub::wub:

curlyfries Contributor
Wake up, puuuuuuuuppieeeesssss!!! :wub::wub:

They're awake and wrastling, now :D

BTW.......cute shoes, Jewels!


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I also picked these shoes up:

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Adorable B)

I love Aerosoles--they're so comfortable.

DingoGirl Enthusiast
They're awake and wrastling, now :D

:wub:

asleep now.........all entwined (I only see four)

I can't take it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Weez goes nuts with their little puppy sounds :lol: SHE can't take it either!

Oh.......today - - was at me mum's - and her wicked little Georgie cat (a flame-point devil-cat Himalayan - SOOOOOOOOOO cute) got into her china hutch - er, what do you call those glass-doored display cases? Wif yer china and champagne flutes inside? - and - was crawling around in there when I happened to see him........

broke four champagne flutes, a wine glass, and a goblet.......took me 20 minutes to clean it all up.......

God love him :lol:

curlyfries Contributor

Remember when we were looking at cut-and-paste hunks in kilts????....I've found a real one for you........my son!

I was on facebook and found his pic.....he never told me about this!......he bought it at a festival........check it out!

elye Community Regular

Morning, Psillies!

Remember when we were looking at cut-and-paste hunks in kilts????....I've found a real one for you........my son!

Wow, Leeeeesa! What a hunk! And this is not even photoshopped material! He looks, himself, like a fiery Scotsman. I'm having trouble believing that you have a son who is a MAN........

You were a teen mom, correct? :);)

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
Remember when we were looking at cut-and-paste hunks in kilts????....I've found a real one for you........my son!

I was on facebook and found his pic.....he never told me about this!......he bought it at a festival........check it out!

Hey, there's no link in your post! I wanna see the sexy kilt man!

Mtndog Collaborator

Just pooping in from Burundi where I am on an an extra psilly, psecret assignment about the illegal manhead trade. :P There's a SERIOUS problem with poachers- someone almost mistook me hubby for a manhead :ph34r:

SILLIES!!!!!!!!!! look at my latest favoUrite thing - the Puppy Cam - - it's six wee Shiba Inu puppies, 24/7.............

I LOVE Shiba Inus - - they look like mini dingos :wub:

OH MY GAAAAAWD THEY ARE SO CUUUUUUUUUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Open Original Shared Link

Psusie- I am DONE for- I want to eat them up :wub: :wub: I LOVe Shiba Inus but rarely see them here. There were about 10 in my San Francisco neighborhood. Wee baby fox dingo dogs :wub: :wub:

We had a tornado warning last night too- until 2 am. VERY creepy. Kurt and I went out to dinner with friends (I actually went out on a Saturday night- OH MY GOD!!!!!!!) and all of a sudden it was like 70 degrees :WACKL: I WANT SNOW!!!!!!!

curlyfries Contributor
Wow, Leeeeesa! What a hunk! And this is not even photoshopped material! He looks, himself, like a fiery Scotsman. I'm having trouble believing that you have a son who is a MAN........

You were a teen mom, correct? :);)

:D No........but I was young........21.

Hey, there's no link in your post! I wanna see the sexy kilt man!

I don't know how to do that. Anyone with facebook want to help me out?......or is that possible?

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Hey, there's no link in your post! I wanna see the sexy kilt man!

I don't think you can link to photos to facebook unless you are a member and log in :( (he nice!!)

Just pooping in from Burundi where I am on an an extra psilly, psecret assignment about the illegal manhead trade. There's a SERIOUS problem with poachers- someone almost mistook me hubby for a manhead

:lol: x3

Ahhh - I do miss Burundi *sigh*

WHAT?!?! Kurt is a manhead??? :unsure: ....I was sure he had arms??...maybe not!

We had a tornado warning last night too- until 2 am. VERY creepy. Kurt and I went out to dinner with friends (I actually went out on a Saturday night- OH MY GOD!!!!!!!) and all of a sudden it was like 70 degrees :WACKL: I WANT SNOW!!!!!!!

WOW!!! Bev goes out on a Saturday (harumphff!!....I want a social life)

......and it gets warm for tornadoes??? :unsure: ...how fascinating!!! We only ever get dull weather 'ere <_<

Soozles li'l puppie link wiv up curly over tails!!!!!!!!!! ♥

Nowt happening here...except to say Tel is about to embark on a Open Original Shared Linkmaking episode :P ....... DAMN that man and his culinary delights!!!! <me poor waistline :( >

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Just pooping in from Burundi where I am on an an extra psilly, psecret assignment about the illegal manhead trade. There's a SERIOUS problem with poachers- someone almost mistook me hubby for a manhead

OMG :lol: x 10 Mad Lady!!!!! and yes........I also thought Kurt had arms? and a torso? All this time......you think you know someone :lol:

Psusie- I am DONE for- I want to eat them up :wub: I LOVe Shiba Inus but rarely see them here. There were about 10 in my San Francisco neighborhood. Wee baby fox dingo dogs

OMG - - I always tell people they DO look like foxes :wub: Wee Dingos - one of me fave dogs - used to see a few of them on Carmel beach and........there is one wee white one who goes to Dog Park :wub: Yes, wif their curly tails.......can't take it

HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! Puppy Cam is on all day long here, now.......I just leave it up :lol: and check in on the babes occasionally.......

Nowt happening here...except to say Tel is about to embark on a Open Original Shared Linkmaking episode ....... DAMN that man and his culinary delights!!!! <me poor waistline >

oh that Tel and his wicked cookery!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Send him over.......

Sillies - I think purt' near 80 degrees here today........HARRUMPH...............SOOZLE WANTS CLOUDS AND RAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :huh:

Well, I am off to church........where I will TRY to remain mysterious and quiet.....converse with no one......enter and exit in stealth mode........

it DO NOT come naturally for me......I'm trying SO HARD..........am sick of being such a wild chatterbox......pondering permanent, heavy sedation...........or -

a week of BEANS - that seems to subdue me quite a bit :sadcackleface:

Mtndog Collaborator

Tee hee Just remembered that I bought the book "Is Your mama a llama?" for me wee niece Coleylast year for her birthday :lol: :lol:

Kurt DOES have arms, but he was posed in a strange position (he is under cover wif me in Burundi) and almost poached by headhunters. :lol: :lol: :lol::ph34r:

Where is this handsome kilted man? On Facebook? Gotta go!!!!!!!!!!

elye Community Regular
Just pooping in from Burundi where I am on an an extra psilly, psecret assignment about the illegal manhead trade. :P There's a SERIOUS problem with poachers- someone almost mistook me hubby for a manhead

:lol::lol:

The Manhead Trade.... . . . . .something that's not much discussed.

This does mean, then, that Sam Hill is part of an endangered species. What part of a Manhead do the poachers covet? What's being illegally traded? They ain't made of ivory. . . ......and they are not a source of needed organs - - no kidneys, lungs.. . . . .Let's see. Corneas, skin for grafting. . ...... .they may have hearts.. ..... .

Actually, they DO have hearts - - Sam Hill's was broken by Soooozie, I believe, again and again, as she continuosly ignored him whilst he appeared by her bedside....... ....

:lol:

Bunnie! You MUST join this madness on Phacebook. . . . ..Leeeesa's cute son alone is worth setting up a personal account! :D

Jestgar Rising Star
Bunnie! You MUST join this madness on Phacebook. . . . ..Leeeesa's cute son alone is worth setting up a personal account! :D

And sing this whilst you are doing it Open Original Shared Link

Green12 Enthusiast
OH MY GAAAAAWD THEY ARE SO CUUUUUUUUUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Open Original Shared Link

Puppy cam doesn't work for me :(

I wanna see CUTE WIDDLE PUPPIES!!!!!!!!!!!!

I love Aerosoles--they're so comfortable.

They truly are, like walking on air...or pillowy clouds or sumfin :D

Just pooping in from Burundi where I am on an an extra psilly, psecret assignment about the illegal manhead trade. There's a SERIOUS problem with poachers- someone almost mistook me hubby for a manhead

We had a tornado warning last night too- until 2 am. VERY creepy. Kurt and I went out to dinner with friends (I actually went out on a Saturday night- OH MY GOD!!!!!!!) and all of a sudden it was like 70 degrees :WACKL: I WANT SNOW!!!!!!!

Bev, you so PHUNNY! :lol:

Tornadoes in November?!?! What in Sam Hill? .....now that is just crazy. We got a little snow Friday and then it was 60 degrees yesterday and today, crazy weather all around!

......and it gets warm for tornadoes??? :unsure: ...how fascinating!!! We only ever get dull weather 'ere <_<

Nowt happening here...except to say Tel is about to embark on a Open Original Shared Linkmaking episode :P ....... DAMN that man and his culinary delights!!!! <me poor waistline :( >

The mince pies look scrumptious!! Yum yum, although I have to admit I don't exactly know what mince meat is, is it dried fruit of some kind and nuts and such??

So no tornadoes in your parts of the globe Nik? They are a big fear of mine, hate them hate them hate them and so glad to not be living in tornado alley, but we still do get our fair share of them here. I'm not exactly a tornado expert, but I think they form with temp changes (so could be hot to cold, cold to hot) ....maybe the Oracle, or Jack knows :huh:

Lisa, Nikki is right about linking to Facebook...unless your profile is not set to private (friends only) but I am not entirely sure on that either. If you have a photo web hosting site you could upload it there and link to it, or put it up as your avatar. Other than that I am just out of ideas!

Am having a lazy Sat/Sun here, lots of movie watching....Meet Joe Black, The Lake House, View From the Top. Has anyone seen View From the Top?? Imo it is so worth seeing just for Mike Myers character alone, he is so PHUNNY!!!!

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Actually, they DO have hearts - - Sam Hill's was broken by Soooozie, I believe, again and again, as she continuosly ignored him whilst he appeared by her bedside....... ....

Well, maybe if he'd worked on his APPROACH a bit more......a little more finesse, p'raps......I mean, jeez, you don't just show up next to a woman's bed, covered in the shed blood of the innocent, and smelling of strange, Burundian odoUr for Peter's sake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

Puppy cam doesn't work for me :(

I wanna see CUTE WIDDLE PUPPIES!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jewl-ly!!!!!!!!!!! you MUST see the pups! I think you can just google "puppy cam" and they'll show up....add Shiba Inu if that doesn't work.......

:wub: they're sleeping now, they look like fuzzy wittle bears, nary a sound, just a puppy dream now and then :)

Haven't even heard of View from the Top? Am going to watch Narnia today.......

sillies.........did not make it to church........was all dressed, drove off, realized how late I'd be and poeple would notice me when I walked in.......and.......

was worried I'd chatter too much........... :(

I am so tired of meself :(

want SO MUCH to be a quiet observer..........

elye Community Regular
Well, maybe if he'd worked on his APPROACH a bit more......a little more finesse, p'raps......I mean, jeez, you don't just show up next to a woman's bed, covered in the shed blood of the innocent, and smelling of strange, Burundian odoUr for Peter's sake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

. . . . Mygawd. .. . the coincidence of all this is tremendous. . . . . .....

Sooooozie, are you sure you're not talking about my DH???

:huh:

:lol:

The Shiba Inus are a' wrasslin'!!

Um. ... . .did anyone else notice the silvery, blurred outline of a profile, a male face and shoulders in the background of that webcam? Just off to the left, behind their fuzzy basket.. . .....

I do think he's infiltrating ALL of Psillyville - - even our sites of interest. . . . ..

:o

:rolleyes:

psawyer Proficient

I was going to send Oliver out looking for the Manhead in our neighboUrhood, since he seems to be everywhere lately, but all Ollie wanted to do is sleep on the love seat (which he takes up about half of). See avatar for recent view, about one hour ago. :lol:

A quiet day here. It rained all day yesterday, but today has been dry with a few flurries this afternoon. Reasonably good weather for Toronto's Santa Claus Parade, which was this afternoon. :)

DingoGirl Enthusiast
. . . . Mygawd. .. . the coincidence of all this is tremendous. . . . . .....

Sooooozie, are you sure you're not talking about my DH???

:unsure:

am I? is it? is he? :lol: :lol:

The pups are sleeping now :wub: but.....one of them is walking all over the other ones......sooooooo cute ♥♥♥ One is sound asleep on his back, I want to scratch his wee belly :wub: only two to three more weeks of puppy cam - what WILL I do then? :lol:

I was going to send Oliver out looking for the Manhead in our neighboUrhood, since he seems to be everywhere lately, but all Ollie wanted to do is sleep on the love seat (which he takes up about half of). See avatar for recent view, about one hour ago.

Does not look like Ollie's going anywhere........ ;)

elye Community Regular

POeter! Oliver is a beautiful, big guy. :wub: Methinks he would frighten Manhead (and just about anybody else, both of my dogs included!) were they to meet up on the streets of T.O......

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