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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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jerseyangel Proficient
All this hair talk has the blue google people working overtime, all my ads are for hair products :lol:

Mine too--better than when it was reminding me of me lack of a flat stomach :P


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CarlaB Enthusiast
Mine too--better than when it was reminding me of me lack of a flat stomach :P

:lol: :lol: :lol:

elye Community Regular
All this hair talk has the blue google people working overtime, all my ads are for hair products :lol:

Mine too--better than when it was reminding me of me lack of a flat stomach :P

These bloody Blue Google Guys. . .. . ....boring me ad nauseum.

All right!

PENIS, BUM, POOP!!!!

Whatcha gonna do wif those?

:lol:

tom Contributor

Absinthe movie! :lol:

And Joolee's like Scooby Doo!!!! :D

Perky ears makes me think of murky beers, my quirky dears.

Just so it be known, not ALL American favor this type of "sports" programming. :lol:

THAT's for sure! :rolleyes:

I do have to say I looked up the Jr Hockey playoffs to see if they would be aired and they were. They were shown on The NHL network on digital cable.

I swear I didn't have this channel a few weeks ago, but went to look for examples of sports channel I DO have like, The BigTen channel & a horseracing channel & Speed network (cars) in HD, but there was NHL channel. :o

Wish I'd known . .... :( would've looked for our Psilly Em!!!!!!!!!!

Good to see you posting Tom!!

You too!!

Taawm plays gee-tar...how kool is that?!

Eh I'm not much of a guitar player, but I am was quite a tenor sax player!

How kewl that YOU played guit in a band!!! (Working band right??)

.. .She was waiting for him in the car, and he walked out to the driveway wearing his bike helmet and padding, readying himself for time on the road with her at the wheel.

:lol:

I think Knik's didi is D.D., short for Duck Duck Goosey, for the pheathery stuphin' and she didn't wanna call it by LisaB's name?

More later .. ...I fink

nikki-uk Enthusiast
I think Knik's didi is D.D., short for Duck Duck Goosey, for the pheathery stuphin' and she didn't wanna call it by LisaB's name?

Nowt wrong with ze little grEy cells Ptaughmn!!!!....excellent memory....off now to snuggle wiv me didi ;)

Darn210 Enthusiast
:lol: :lol: :lol:

WoW!!!! A Carla poop-in!!!! HiYa Carla!

DingoGirl Enthusiast
A movie that is in pre-production called the Open Original Shared Link

(notice the use of debauchery, and I particularly liked the word absintheurs )

can't wait fer this! ;)

Time to sit on the couch, under a blankie, with my glass of wine, and finish watching The Wizard of Oz.

the cozy factor of this is just OFF THE CHARTS!!!!!!!

Hmm, an expander. Can you get these for your brain? Your whole life?

Pseriously :lol:

Mornin Psilly Peepulls! Been catching up this am. Seems there's been lots of sporting and debauchery going on of late

Suessie is the Kandle Orakle

Taawm plays gee-tar...how kool is that?!

Union Suits! I had one once, too (heheh). Actually I loved it. Wore it till I wore it out! :huh: 'Twas not a pretty site at that point!

Emm-n-mmm is fascinated by bowling, because they wear uniforms (it's ok.....lots of gales like men in uniform) and because they sport their names on their balls! <:snarckleface:>

"If I only had a brain"......I used to sing that to a co-worker years ago. Actually, I've been known to sing that under my breath from time to time....sometimes for myself! :lol:

Not much news here. Just wanted to say "Hey, howahyuh!" Have a great day everybody!

:lol: :lol: x 25 Theresah's whole post

and she said SNARCKLE :lol:

I just bought the SAME stuff!!!!!!!!!! Me hair feels so soft- I'm growing it out so the longer it gets the more conditioner it needs and this stuff ROCKS!!!!!!!!!

Like Scooby Doo my ears perked up when I read this, might have to get my hands on this product and try it out for meself.

This new hair product intregued moi, also B)

Like Julie, my ears perked right up at the mention

me too!

:lol: silly goils!

there are two kinds of this shampoo, and these boxed sets are marked down to $5 at Walmart, gitcherselves over there......but please note, I do NOT like the "smoothing" one as much, made my hair kinda weird.......LOVE LOVE LOVE the "moisture" set. Am running out to buy more soon.....

These bloody Blue Google Guys. . .. . ....boring me ad nauseum.

PENIS, BUM, POOP!!!!

Whatcha gonna do wif those?

can't wait to see :lol:


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Darn210 Enthusiast
These bloody Blue Google Guys. . .. . ....boring me ad nauseum.

All right!

PENIS, BUM, POOP!!!!

Whatcha gonna do wif those?

:lol:

can't wait to see :lol:

They're back to hair . . . improved hair growth . . . OMG, hair growth on yer bum!!!

happygirl Collaborator

Hello Sillies!!!!!!!

It appears that everyone seems to be back - so many have posted today! Emily, Julie, Theresa, Janet, Bev, Judy, Carla, Susie, Tom, Bunnie, Patti, Nikki, Jess......

JNBunnie1 Community Regular

I KNEW the blue google people were watching us!!!!!!

BUNNIES

BUNNIES

BUNNIES

BUNNIES

BUNNIES

BUNNIES

BUNNIES

BUNNIES

BUNNIES

BUNNIES

BUNNIES

Let's see what they make of THAT!

CarlaB Enthusiast
WoW!!!! A Carla poop-in!!!! HiYa Carla!

Hiya!

I've had the flu .... so I'm online a lot more than I have been lately.

psawyer Proficient
It appears that everyone seems to be back - so many have posted today! Emily, Julie, Theresa, Janet, Bev, Judy, Carla, Susie, Tom, Bunnie, Patti, Nikki, Jess......

Add one more to that list. B)

Hi, Carla!

CarlaB Enthusiast
Hi, Carla!

Hi Peter!

Green12 Enthusiast
PENIS, BUM, POOP!!!!

Whatcha gonna do wif those?

Well I got "gluten-free Lip Balm" and "Stop Stomach Gas" , very interesting associations there :huh::lol:

I swear I didn't have this channel a few weeks ago, but went to look for examples of sports channel I DO have like, The BigTen channel & a horseracing channel & Speed network (cars) in HD, but there was NHL channel. :o

Wish I'd known . .... :( would've looked for our Psilly Em!!!!!!!!!!

Tom said murky beers/quirky dears :lol:

About the NHL channel, weeeeelll I didn't exactly know I had it either. I think it was the game when the U.S. was playing (Em was that the second game?) that I thought maybe I should utilize the handy dandy "search" feature on the menu option that digital cable provides (that I always forget about having). So I searched for everything hockey being televised and there it was!

Nowt wrong with ze little grEy cells Ptaughmn!!!!....excellent memory....off now to snuggle wiv me didi ;)

Nighty night Nik!

:lol: silly goils!

there are two kinds of this shampoo, and these boxed sets are marked down to $5 at Walmart, gitcherselves over there......but please note, I do NOT like the "smoothing" one as much, made my hair kinda weird.......LOVE LOVE LOVE the "moisture" set. Am running out to buy more soon.....

Ok, this just in (from a google search by Jools).......from what I understand these boxed sets or are the marketing "kits" for this very new product that will be coming out in 2009. Apparently select Walmarts and Walgreens have them across the country (not sure about Canada and UK for Em and Nik). And unfortunately my Walmarts don't have them :(

Hello Sillies!!!!!!!

It appears that everyone seems to be back - so many have posted today! Emily, Julie, Theresa, Janet, Bev, Judy, Carla, Susie, Tom, Bunnie, Patti, Nikki, Jess......

and Laura too :D

It's a silly part-ay!!!

Green12 Enthusiast

Laura, is anything behind your avatar? Or are you just lemony yellow and refreshing?!?! :lol:

Lisa Mentor
Well I got "gluten-free Lip Balm" and "Stop Stomach Gas" , very interesting associations there :huh::lol:

Tom said murky beers/quirky dears :lol:

About the NHL channel, weeeeelll I didn't exactly know I had it either. I think it was the game when the U.S. was playing (Em was that the second game?) that I thought maybe I should utilize the handy dandy "search" feature on the menu option that digital cable provides (that I always forget about having). So I searched for everything hockey being televised and there it was!

Nighty night Nik!

Ok, this just in (from a google search by Jools).......from what I understand these boxed sets or are the marketing "kits" for this very new product that will be coming out in 2009. Apparently select Walmarts and Walgreens have them across the country (not sure about Canada and UK for Em and Nik). And unfortunately my Walmarts don't have them :(

and Laura too :D

It's a silly part-ay!!!

And Lisa too!

Lisa Mentor
are you just lemony yellow and refreshing?!?! :lol:

:lol: Laura is always refreshing, especially in orange! ;) Hi everone!

happygirl Collaborator

The orange was just for silliness :lol: I needed something 'refreshing,' I guess.

Carla, I hope you get over the flu soon. I had some cold/virus thing that is still lingering on from last week, and it is not any fun at all.

CarlaB Enthusiast

Thanks! When I got on the airplane last week, a lady told me she had the flu, I knew I was in trouble when she was seated right in front of us for the 10 hr. flight. I've had it 8 days ... it's a bugger.

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
Thanks! When I got on the airplane last week, a lady told me she had the flu, I knew I was in trouble when she was seated right in front of us for the 10 hr. flight. I've had it 8 days ... it's a bugger.

Zinc, baby!

Hope you feel better soon.....

Jestgar Rising Star

Carla, you need to be sucking on Laura's av.

CarlaB Enthusiast
Carla, you need to be sucking on Laura's av.

Yum.

jerseyangel Proficient
Carla, you need to be sucking on Laura's av.

:lol::lol:

elye Community Regular
Well I got "gluten-free Lip Balm" and "Stop Stomach Gas" , very interesting associations there :huh::lol:

:lol: Let's see - -the words were poop, bum and penis.......I now have a blue google ad advertising bipolar support groups.. . . .. :huh::lol:

Carla, you need to be sucking on Laura's av.

Holy crap....what'll our Blue Google Guys do with THIS? :lol:

Okay, everybody.....do a hockey search NOW, and find the coverage of the FINAL, GOLD MEDAL GAME between Canada and Sweden, starting in about fifteen minutes. Some of the fastest, most thrilling hockey I've ever seen!

Hi, Carla!! :) Welcome back! Sorry about your phloo.......

Man, everybody's here! ...And I have an incredible hockey game to pull me away. . . . ....

curlyfries Contributor
OMG........names on their balls. .. . . . . ... :lol:

<shoutout>Oh PeOterrrrrrr........!!!!!!!! :D

Eh I'm not much of a guitar player, but I am was quite a tenor sax player!

How kewl that YOU played guit in a band!!! (Working band right??)

Flautist here!.......and I know Carla is, too.........high-five, girlfriend! ;)

It's a silly part-ay!!!

Am I too late?????

For all moms and those who have moms :lol: .......

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