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tom Contributor
TOM! Keep meaning to ask about the Mayo appt, I know there was globs/gobs (or sumthin) but all this was posted during the two day post-a-thon and I didn't catch all of it. What's the status, heard anything??

Eh, he basically said he's checked everything a GI can check & there's nothing that could account for my symptoms.

:(


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nikki-uk Enthusiast
the stink - it's his little head :blink: smells like wee and cat food :huh: I dunno....his teef are just fine, and he's quite healthy.......he just.........stinks to me......and you know what happens to men things that stink in my life :ph34r:

OH stinketh kitt-eh!!!!!!

Un-neutered males DO stinketh, but oddly I LOVE the smell of Harry :blink:

<he's booked in for DE-peanutting next Tue>

But what a pain, it was so easy to use in my listings. how do you determine your shipping then Susie if you don't use the shipping calculator??

I know not of 'shipping calculator'??? :unsure:

...but then our postage would be the same if I sent a parcel 5 miles or OR to Scotland.

...sooo, I just make it up :lol: (I always go a tad higher than it would actually cost)

I go roughly by what similar items are charging or the Royal Mail weight guide.

Remember my slinky adventure? About a month ago I slinkied down the stairs. My swollen knee has not improved....but actually pheels worse. I saw a orthopedist today....now I need an MRI (with a dye injection, yow!). He's pretty sure that I have a torn meniscus (the cartilage pad between the knee bones) and possibly tendon damage. I'm pretty bummed about the whole thing :( . I do not want to do surgery and all of that jazz.....I have all I can deal with without this! Guess I should just not worry about it all 'till I have to.

Bummer Tel :(

Eh, he basically said he's checked everything a GI can check & there's nothing that could account for my symptoms.

:(

Bummer Ptauogmn :(

flourgirl Apprentice
Eh, he basically said he's checked everything a GI can check & there's nothing that could account for my symptoms.

:(

PTAAAWWWMMM! Sorry to hear they have nothing new to add, no suggestions, no idiocated guesses? There has to be answers out there somewhere for you!

elye Community Regular

Bummers all around! Nik, I cannot fathom this crazed, shabby service and/or lack thereof with your bolier. It is WINTER!! What in hell??? :angry::angry:

Tareeeesuh! Torn miniscus......oh, dear....such a horrid area to compromise, and an injury that tends to haunt people, as it obviously has with you. . . . ...

Ice and rest. Yeah, sure, easy fer me to say. . .. . ..! :rolleyes:

And Ptaoughmghmn.......the biggest poopy-bummer of ALL........ :(

....like Homer's Odyssey? I am confoozled cause I saw the previews when the movie came out and it looked kind of like Deliverance or sumpthin :huh: .....not the time of Greek Gods and such

That is what makes it SOOOOOO brilliant, so creatively phunneeee......!!!

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
you silly :lol: It's not George singing.....Nik, have you never seen this movie? :o OMG - it's a re-telling of The Odyssey - - absolutely HEE-LARR-YEE-US - you have GOT to watch it wif all yer boys - - I own it and have seen it literally at least 12, 13 times - every single time I catch something new :lol: 'tis me all-time fave George Clooney movie :wub:

Yeah, it's not George singing! That's the original recording of that song, I think.

I LOVE that movie too!!! I had the music disc for a long time, loved singing along to so many of the songs....

Green12 Enthusiast
Eh, he basically said he's checked everything a GI can check & there's nothing that could account for my symptoms.

:(

Oh, I'm so sorry. Back to the drawing board, eh? :(:(

I know not of 'shipping calculator'??? :unsure:

...but then our postage would be the same if I sent a parcel 5 miles or OR to Scotland.

...sooo, I just make it up :lol: (I always go a tad higher than it would actually cost)

I go roughly by what similar items are charging or the Royal Mail weight guide.

You don't have that feature?? You can preset the weight and method of shipping and then where ever the buyer is the shipping calculator will supposedly calculate their specific cost according to what postal zone they are in or location in the world you ship to.

I would love to just make up my shipping charges :lol: ....but many buyers have been so nasty in the past (no offense to any Silly buyers) harrassing me through emails if the shipping was one cent over :rolleyes:


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It's January 21st and I am sitting here wearing a tank top (sleeveless tshirt for those who need translation)....and I have the ceiling fans on, we've had several days in a row of 60-70 degrees :huh:

Crazy!!

Jestgar Rising Star

Unbelievable.

A forum where all they talk about is hair Open Original Shared Link.

Could anything be more time-wasting? :P

Darn210 Enthusiast
Unbelievable.

A forum where all they talk about is hair Open Original Shared Link.

Could anything be more time-wasting? :P

:lol::lol::lol:

. . . talking about make-up??? :ph34r:

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
Somebody wants to apologize to you on his mercury fillings thread ;)

Hey, where did that thread go, anyway?

Jestgar Rising Star
. . . talking about make-up??? :ph34r:

Hey! That's IMPORTANT!

elye Community Regular
It's January 21st and I am sitting here wearing a tank top (sleeveless tshirt for those who need translation)....and I have the ceiling fans on, we've had several days in a row of 60-70 degrees :huh:

Crazy!!

Holy crap, Jooooles. I want somma dat. Currently in a tank top, meselph.....with a T shirt over top, and a fleeze zip-up hoodie over it all. .. . ...wool socks, too. .. . .

A forum where all they talk about is hair Open Original Shared Link.

Could anything be more time-wasting? :P

. . talking about make-up??? :ph34r:

Man.....wonder if any of the threads are over 1800 pages long. . . . . ..is there a Hairy Monarch crowned over there? Does one suddenly have a Bad Hair Day when flipping over a 1,000 post?

I'd love to see the emoticons that they have at their disposal. . . ....

. . . . . . . . @

. . . . . ..@@@@

.. . . . . . .. B)

. . . . . . .. .▓▓

. . . . . . . . :rolleyes:

. . . . . . ..║║║

. . . . . . .. ;)

Jestgar Rising Star

M! The conference today was about kidney stones. Ya know that 24 hour urine thing? They KNOW if you've cheated! :ph34r:

Jestgar Rising Star

..^^^

/ :rolleyes: \

My hair :D

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

a check in sillies- no DSL yet--Verizon got an ear full from me today- those b***chs said not till Feb 3rd. No one told me that when I put the order in.....I am going crazy without my net!!!!!

So I am also fighting another sinus infection.....was to the Dr's this morning and now am on antibiotics...which when I went to go get them filled at Wegmans they were free....I guess they are giving certain antibiotics free until the end of March. not too shabby.

so we are getting our cable done now and then hopefully figure out the whole DSL thing...I know if I dont get it from Verizon I am going to Comcast....I need it for work!!!!!

UGh---can't wait for my mom to come on Friday, I am excited!!!!

bye sillies hope all remains well.

Em hope your dad is good!

elye Community Regular

Hi, Amanda! NO INTERNET.....dear gawd, this is what transpires in Hell....you arrive at the fiery gates, only to learn that there is no internet access........ever. . . ...

I'm sure that you will be so happy to have yer mom with you. Will she say that everything she sees in your new place is fan-f*ckin'-TAS-tic, as my mother certainly would?

Mom has already used this personal word twice at the hospital....once when Dad's first CT scan came back with nothing worrisome showing, and again when he was wheeled into his room from recovery, where we sat waiting. "Oh, there he is!" she yelled, jumping up and smiling at the orderlies. "He just looks FAN-F*CKING-TAS-TIC!!"

And really, he looked terrible. But the big deal for everyone, I am certain, was not that she described him so inaccurately, but that a li'l eighty year-old lady said such a word....and so comfortably, like it was part of her everyday lexicon. . . . . ..

:rolleyes:

M! The conference today was about kidney stones. Ya know that 24 hour urine thing? They KNOW if you've cheated! :ph34r:

OMG. . . . . . ....I'm trying to remember if I've ever attempted a cheat on the orange jug adventure. . .. . ...like.. . .. what, peeking a look at someone else's orange jug? Using a hidden calculator, or some type of funnel aid for urine delivery? Are there illegal tools for this test?

:huh:

:lol:

Jestgar Rising Star

A little sign language:

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elye Community Regular
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:lol::lol::lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
A little sign language:

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LOVED IT!!!!

How close was it, Lisa??

happygirl Collaborator
Eh, he basically said he's checked everything a GI can check & there's nothing that could account for my symptoms.

:(

Tom, I'm so sorry to hear this. I know that is possibly the most frustrating thing you could possibly hear.

curlyfries Contributor

So here I am........alone again. Gotta give quality time to the hubby from time to time......they can be high maintenance........need ya to be in the same room and all <_<

Jewels.......bummer on the e-bay

Bummer Tel :(

Bummer Ptauogmn :(

Bummers all around!

And Ptaoughmghmn.......the biggest poopy-bummer of ALL........ :(

I see my subliminal message worked! :D

<heehee>.............me psillies are so easily influenced B)

It's January 21st and I am sitting here wearing a tank top (sleeveless tshirt for those who need translation)....and I have the ceiling fans on, we've had several days in a row of 60-70 degrees :huh:

Crazy!!

Ceiling fans for 60-70 degrees???!!!!..........I'd be comfy in a 3/4 or long sleeve shirt.......might even take off the extra sweater. :)......send that wethuh this-a-way, Jules!

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hee-lar-ee-ous!!!!!!!!

LOVED IT!!!!

How close was it, Lisa??

Wellll.........I think he got 'in' and 'see' right :P

Put me down for one who does not like the 'brother' movie. But as I have said before, I'm a littlie quirky about what I find funny :rolleyes:

Gyan-knit.......how's da code cumbingk?

Nikki......go kick some arse, girlfriend.......wish I could watch!

.......and bigtime bummers on banged up knee, no internet, no diagnosis, and crappy postage calculators. :angry:

Well.........we have had our living room and dining room gated off for years. Tinkerbell can enter, but not Zeus. Tink's food dish is there so Zeus has no access to it. The original reason for this was because there is a small round table with a table cloth that he insists must always be peed on......even when I buy a new cloth. Never pees in the house otherwise. Suddenly, Zeus has decided to climb the gate for the past two days, thus eating the cat food........and peeing!.......but evidently can't ...or won't......climb back out. So when we get home he is rather excited and seems quite proud of himself <_<

Those hair people need a little psilliness, methinks :rolleyes:

curlyfries Contributor

Hey!!!!........guess I'm not alone anymore!!!!! ^_^

Green12 Enthusiast
Hey! That's IMPORTANT!

You betcha!!

BTW Jess, how are you doing with your EM?? Anything new?

Holy crap, Jooooles. I want somma dat. Currently in a tank top, meselph.....with a T shirt over top, and a fleeze zip-up hoodie over it all. .. . ...wool socks, too. .. . .

I'll send some warmth and sun rays your way! We will have temps in the 50s in the winter, but high 60s and 70s is just not normal and natural for these parts :lol:

Love the hair-do renderings everyone!

a check in sillies- no DSL yet--Verizon got an ear full from me today- those b***chs said not till Feb 3rd. No one told me that when I put the order in.....I am going crazy without my net!!!!!

So I am also fighting another sinus infection.....was to the Dr's this morning and now am on antibiotics...

UGh---can't wait for my mom to come on Friday, I am excited!!!!

Amanda, no internet and a sinus infection on top of that? Heinous and a big poopy cow! I hope you get your cable, and I hope you feel better, very soon!

How nice your mom is coming to visit too :)

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HEELARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lost is on tonight!!! WOOT!!!! Patti, are you watching?!?!?! Another 3 hour night though, which totally kills me. I hope they go back to one hour like normal shows :lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
And I haven't seen this movie you are all talking about, loved how Jess called it OBWAT!! What? It's the retelling of The Odyssey???....like Homer's Odyssey? I am confoozled cause I saw the previews when the movie came out and it looked kind of like Deliverance or sumpthin .....not the time of Greek Gods and such

It is the "modern" re-telling of the tale, and Em's, right, that's part of its charm. absolutely fan-pharking-tastic beyond belief :lol: I NEVER tire of it. Own the soundtrack, then a second one the same peeps made called Down From the Mountain (wonderful - live concert)........then several other cuts........annnnnnnnnndddddddd this led me into several other things.......all songs are memorized/internalized and harmony is sung in the car and home. I know them word-for-word, every note, all of it. Slightly obsessed with me bluegrass and American Roots Music and the like. :ph34r:

BTW Jools - on ebay, I just use flat-rate shipping for all. Win some, lose some, but I"ve never had a complaint......I charge just slightly over, or use a flat-rate box, quite good for things that are especially heavy.

Psuesszy....have you checked Kittehs EARS? Ear mites have a powerful shtink, and can cause some pserious distress if not treated. Just a thought.

:o Kitty stink is getting worse and worse, and it is ABSOLUTELY not normal, peeple. WE are having an overdue trip to the vet tomorrow. Poor wee thing, alas, this will increase his chances of me falling in love with him, if his stench goes away.......sumfin' ain't right, I am telling you.......really bad smell :EWWWFACE: :( and, he did NOT stink like this when I first got him! So - could it be ear mites? He doesn't show any of the typical behavior of ear problems.......

OH stinketh kitt-eh!!!!!!

Un-neutered males DO stinketh, but oddly I LOVE the smell of Harry

<he's booked in for DE-peanutting next Tue>

Oh, is Harry yours then? :wub: FOUR KITTEHS!!!!!!!!! Has he no owner, or did you all just decide to STEAL him outright? :lol:

nik - yer boiler!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :angry:

Em - yer dad and the Family Kidney Stone saga - what's the latest?

It's January 21st and I am sitting here wearing a tank top (sleeveless tshirt for those who need translation)....and I have the ceiling fans on, we've had several days in a row of 60-70 degrees

also known as a Wife Beater :lol: (Nik: you'll know this garment of clothing worn constantly by Hyacinth Bouquet's BIL in Keeping Up Appearances - dirty tank top)

M! The conference today was about kidney stones. Ya know that 24 hour urine thing? They KNOW if you've cheated!

OMG. . . . . . ....I'm trying to remember if I've ever attempted a cheat on the orange jug adventure. . .. . ...like.. . .. what, peeking a look at someone else's orange jug? Using a hidden calculator, or some type of funnel aid for urine delivery? Are there illegal tools for this test?

:blink: pseriously - I am trying to figger out how you cheat :lol:

Those hair people need a little psilliness, methinks

OMG they SO DO!!!!!!! :lol:

Leesargh - Zeus pees on new tablecloths? you must never get a new one, then

but - jumping over the baby gate now? Well this is VERY Weezel-like behavioUr *snort*

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