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jerseyangel Proficient
Let me just clarify, I was not wearing a dirty mens wifebeater tank top vest yesterday :lol:

:lol: Something tells me that our Julie would never consider wearing a dirty men's wifebeater! So I ain't surprised! :D

Julie!!! Did you watch the new episode of "Lost" last night? I hung on by me phingernails, but got through it and think I know what's going on. Kinda. :huh: We really enjoyed it, though.

Can't WAIT till next week.


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flourgirl Apprentice

Niknik....it's not your imagination...unless we are suffering madness together! :lol: I have those same tabs on top of my page, too. I haven't worked up the courage to check them out yet :o but eventually I will (when I have more time perhaps).....maybe

Smelly cat song is phunny

flourgirl Apprentice

Were they tying up lambs to survive on lost? <:snnxface:>

Green12 Enthusiast
........aaaaand the magic blue google smurf word of the day is....................tank top! :rolleyes:

Mens Tank Top

Sweat. But Look Good Doing It.

Deals on Mens Tank Top!

:lol: They are right on top of things as usual!!

Cat news - yes I have decided to keep the weesweet li'l tabbeigh interloper (Harry) as he's had plenty opportunities to go home....always come back to us. I also contacted the local cat rescue centREs also to see if anyone has registered a tabbeigh and white lost kitt-eh :(

....but the sweetest thing...

When I put down the food for the cats in the morning there is a stampede :lol: ...... poor skinny li'l Harry is ALWAYS starving hungry...and I think not terribly happy with sharing any food - so he growls - but can't stop eating .....so it 'sounds' like he is saying

'Num, num num'

Out with the tatt in with the cats for Nik!!!!! :lol:

The cat stempede for chow time sounds SO CUTE!!!!

Ooohhh! I yam so, so, <:greenjealousface:> envious. We are still in unseasonably cold temps

Well this freaky spring/summer within a winter wont last much longer for us, back into the seasonal temps and possibly snaux for tomorrow and over the weekend.

Absolutely

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Look at Hugh getting down with Oklahoma, HOT!!!! :lol:

Jestgar Rising Star
See, I'd be the one at the dinner table, with my butter knife, trying to STAB myself in the heart :lol: :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Has actually happened at the theater group parties (the burst into song part, not the butter knife as deadly weapon part). The renditions of "Happy Birthday", however, are amazing.

Green12 Enthusiast
:lol: Something tells me that our Julie would never consider wearing a dirty men's wifebeater! So I ain't surprised! :D

Julie!!! Did you watch the new episode of "Lost" last night? I hung on by me phingernails, but got through it and think I know what's going on. Kinda. :huh: We really enjoyed it, though.

Can't WAIT till next week.

Hee hee Patti!

YES, I watched it too last night :D So very exciting!! ... and like you, I think I understood it :lol:

Glad you and M enjoyed it! I'm looking forward to this season :)

elye Community Regular

Gaaaaaaahhhh! Sleeveless Sweater Madness! :lol:

Did not know that Mr. Jackman had a set o' pipes on him like dat. . . . ...Quite impressive. He is rather perfect, isn't he?

I have those new tabs, and also have not tried them as yet. A little frightening, any new buttons.. . . ....I'm not a great fan of change, so this may put me right over the edge.

:lol:

Must change my screenname/nickname here....how do I go about doing that?? Mods?

You are joking.....right, Joooles? Or serious. . . . . . . .not sure.. . . :unsure: . . . . but you CAN'T change yer username!! I HATE CHANGE!!! You are juliem.. . . . ...forever. You are now embodied in those letters. 'Twould be too much fer me. . . . . . ...!!

My dad had another CT scan yesterday....waiting for results. His white blood cell count is high, so there is an infection somewhere....they're mainlining Cipro.

But he sounds good. . .. . although he doesn't have his teef in, so there's a strange lisp going on....quite phunee. . . .. . .


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Green12 Enthusiast
oh my gaaaaaaaaaaawd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :huh:

so - I watched the entire two-plus minutes of it and - -

tell me WHY IN HELL during a perfectly normal dinner scene, a man just GETS UP AND BURSTS into a stupid song about his state :blink: and - then everyone smilingly joins along - - how in HELL can anyone tolerate this sort of ptaumphoolery???????? :lol:

See, I'd be the one at the dinner table, with my butter knife, trying to STAB myself in the heart :lol: :lol:

Bah hahahahah!!! This whole passage cracked me up!!!

I know what you are saying Sooze....BUT, even so, I still LOVE the musical :wub:

You just have to understand that sometimes words must be set to song (and sometimes dance) in order to fully express the emotion :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
You are joking.....right, Joooles? Or serious. . . . . . . .not sure.. . . :unsure: . . . . but you CAN'T change yer username!! I HATE CHANGE!!! You are juliem.. . . . ...forever. You are now embodied in those letters. 'Twould be too much fer me. . . . . . ...!!

Ok, hold the fone.....I musta missed this! Julie, are your really thinking about changing yer name? I'll go back and read, but like Em, I would be completely discombobulated. More so than usual :P

psawyer Proficient
T'was NOT there yesterday I tell YA!!!!!!!!
They appeared right after the service interruption last evening.

Ok, I am only taking a wild guess here, but could it be because you linked to here from your Facebook page??
I don't have a phacebook page, and I see them.

Name changes can be corn-phusing. Momma Goose used to be somebody else. :P

JNBunnie1 Community Regular

Hugh Jackman is Mr. Sexy. One of my favorites is Kate & Leopold. And anything where he takes clothing off.

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Name changes can be corn-phusing. Momma Goose used to be somebody else. :P

:lol: & Tom and Bev........ i prefer the new versions :D

Hugh Jackman is Mr. Sexy. One of my favorites is Kate & Leopold. And anything where he takes clothing off.

Well NATCH!!!! :lol:

elye Community Regular

Hey! NOOOObody's changin' his/her username. . . . . .......

Puleeeeeze? I'll be completely bumfoozled. . . . . . ..!! :lol:

Mtndog Collaborator

Ptaum- Been meaning to say I'm sorry you don't have any more info. POOPY COW! What's your next step?

Em- how are yer dad and sis?

It is the "modern" re-telling of the tale, and Em's, right, that's part of its charm. absolutely fan-pharking-tastic beyond belief :lol: I NEVER tire of it. ose some, but I"ve never had a complaint......I charge just slightly over, or use a flat-rate box, quite good for things that are especially heavy.

One of me favorite lines is BONAFIDE!!!!!!!!! :lol:

Lisa, phorgot to tell you a long time ago when you first mentioned your doggie's name was Zeus. Everytime you say Zeus I think of the half naked artist man wearing only banana hammock thong underwears from the movie Under the Tuscan Sun :lol::lol:

:lol: :lol:

Huge Assman Hugh Jackman can wear a wife beater tank top ANYTIME!!!!!!!!! As Julie would say- HUBBA HUBBA :lol: :lol:

But I must agree that although his voice is amazing (I didn't know!) I too would stab my heart with a butter knife if ANYONE burst into that song during me dinner!!!!!!!!!!

Hugh Jackman is Mr. Sexy. One of my favorites is Kate & Leopold. And anything where he takes clothing off.

:lol:

:lol: & Tom and Bev........ i prefer the new versions :D

Yep changed me name cause I couldn't stand that it was all capitals. But Skaught couldn't link my old identity (BERNESES) to my new one so it was like going into witness protection :lol: I like my new one better tho.

DingoGirl Enthusiast

SILLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :o

<whispering>

<OMG - news flash - not caught up but the CUTEST guy is in our office, meeting w/ shane - our eyes locked - - definite chemistry - -

must smell him>

:lol: :lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
One of me favorite lines is BONAFIDE!!!!!!!!! :lol:

:lol: that is pronounced

boe-na-fyde :lol:

and what about

"we're in a tight spot"

cute guy is too young, I'm quite sure - but oh well - nice to look at and we'll be working with him a lot :rolleyes:

NAME-CHANGING?????????????? :unsure: scared - hold me -

elye Community Regular
cute guy is too young, I'm quite sure - but oh well -

I'll bet he isn't, Soooooze.....just calculate things using my pre-mentioned Sick Scale. Your age, divided by two, plus seven years. That 's the minimum age a date can be before it goes from acceptable to sick. So, if he's thirty, it's all good. :lol:

nikki-uk Enthusiast
I'll bet he isn't, Soooooze.....just calculate things using my pre-mentioned Sick Scale. Your age, divided by two, plus seven years. That 's the minimum age a date can be before it goes from acceptable to sick. So, if he's thirty, it's all good. :lol:

Although Em's scale requires some mathS ...it's still EXCELLENT!!!!!!!!! :lol::lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast

mathS :wacko:

well Sills, he's moving to Australia in May. So calm thyselves :lol: :lol:

<but awful darn cute! :wub: >

Mtndog Collaborator
SILLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :o

<whispering>

<OMG - news flash - not caught up but the CUTEST guy is in our office, meeting w/ shane - our eyes locked - - definite chemistry - -

must smell him>

:lol: :lol:

HUBBA HUBBA!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'll bet he isn't, Soooooze.....just calculate things using my pre-mentioned Sick Scale. Your age, divided by two, plus seven years. That 's the minimum age a date can be before it goes from acceptable to sick. So, if he's thirty, it's all good. :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: It works!!!!!!

mathS :wacko:

well Sills, he's moving to Australia in May. So calm thyselves :lol: :lol:

<but awful darn cute! :wub: >

Whadda ya got plans in May er sumfin? Jeez! It's only geography! Maybe you could be the island keeper in the Great Barrier Reef wif him!

Mtndog Collaborator

Emily et al, get thee over to https://www.celiac.com/gluten-free/index.ph...mp;#entry504440 to see tarnalberry's pup at 5 months. He's so cute!!!!!!!! He looks like a baby Gus! :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub:

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
Whadda ya got plans in May er sumfin? Jeez! It's only geography! Maybe you could be the island keeper in the Great Barrier Reef wif him!

Hey, not EVERY relatiosnhip has to be 'long-term'.

Darn210 Enthusiast
SILLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :o

<whispering>

<OMG - news flash - not caught up but the CUTEST guy is in our office, meeting w/ shane - our eyes locked - - definite chemistry - -

must smell him>

:lol: :lol:

Be sure to check out his thumbs and report back to us.

Darn210 Enthusiast
Okay, well, today is super fun and all but, I can make a list of countries I'd still rather live: :lol:

Scotland

Italy

Ireland

Australia

Canada

Norway (but not in the cold months)

France

:lol: :lol: but it don't have nuttin' to do wif da guv-ment

mathS :wacko:

well Sills, he's moving to Australia in May. So calm thyselves :lol: :lol:

<but awful darn cute! :wub: >

Well . . . it seems to me that things are working out just fine!!! . . . and you already have a dingo!!

Green12 Enthusiast
Ok, hold the fone.....I musta missed this! Julie, are your really thinking about changing yer name? I'll go back and read, but like Em, I would be completely discombobulated. More so than usual :P

Hey! NOOOObody's changin' his/her username. . . . . .......

Puleeeeeze? I'll be completely bumfoozled. . . . . . ..!! :lol:

Okay, okay I will not changey my namey!!!!!.....but I have been wanting to for a while now to something more incognito. I wish I had been more creative when I first signed up and picked my screenname/nickname :rolleyes:

SILLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :o

<whispering>

<OMG - news flash - not caught up but the CUTEST guy is in our office, meeting w/ shane - our eyes locked - - definite chemistry - -

must smell him>

:lol: :lol:

:lol:;)

ANd did he pass the nose test? And the thumb test? Ask him about his deck :lol::lol:

I'll bet he isn't, Soooooze.....just calculate things using my pre-mentioned Sick Scale. Your age, divided by two, plus seven years. That 's the minimum age a date can be before it goes from acceptable to sick. So, if he's thirty, it's all good. :lol:

I love this!!! So that means it's ok for Mike Fisher to be my boyfriend :lol::lol::lol:

Hey, not EVERY relatiosnhip has to be 'long-term'.

Bunnie brings up an excellent point!! :lol:

Emily et al, get thee over to https://www.celiac.com/gluten-free/index.ph...mp;#entry504440 to see tarnalberry's pup at 5 months. He's so cute!!!!!!!! He looks like a baby Gus! :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub:

The Lady has spoke-eth!!!

In your honoUr Bev:

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