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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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elye Community Regular
and SILLIES - help me - I bought a can of SMOKED HERRINGS todya at TJ Maxx. :blink::huh: what in hell do I do with those.......does ANYone eat them? anyone like them?

Oh, yum..... . . . . .right outta the can....with a fork. So Jess, you'd be outta luck, methinks. .. ....... :lol:


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Darn210 Enthusiast
Oh, yum..... . . . . .right outta the can....with a fork. So Jess, you'd be outta luck, methinks. .. ....... :lol:

:lol::lol::lol:

Smack is pukin' . . . Wednesday he wasn't feeling good - upset stomach and fever - hardly ate anything. Thursday he felt fine - appetite was low but he was eating. Friday he went to school - appetite still not too good. Saturday fine and dandy but NO appetite and now he just puked!!! . . . ????? . . . WTH????

*sigh*

Green12 Enthusiast

Smoked Herrings?? From TJ Maxx??? .....is that safe?!?!?! :lol:

Did Smack by chance eat smoked herrings from TJ Maxx? Poor little guy. Hope he feels better soon Janet.

I'm going to watch The Duchess tonight :D

Jestgar Rising Star
:lol::lol::lol:

Smack is pukin' . . . Wednesday he wasn't feeling good - upset stomach and fever - hardly ate anything. Thursday he felt fine - appetite was low but he was eating. Friday he went to school - appetite still not too good. Saturday fine and dandy but NO appetite and now he just puked!!! . . . ????? . . . WTH????

*sigh*

poor boy :(

Hope it's over quickly

and I now have forks - pass the fish!

Darn210 Enthusiast
Smoked Herrings?? From TJ Maxx??? .....is that safe?!?!?! :lol:

Did Smack by chance eat smoked herrings from TJ Maxx?

:lol::lol::lol:

Actually, I think he feels better now that he's finally done it!!!

Absolutely can not get either of my children to eat any sort of fish/seafood . . . we have a 55 gallon fish tank . . . I think they think of all fish as "pets".

jerseyangel Proficient
Smack is pukin' . . . Wednesday he wasn't feeling good - upset stomach and fever - hardly ate anything. Thursday he felt fine - appetite was low but he was eating. Friday he went to school - appetite still not too good. Saturday fine and dandy but NO appetite and now he just puked!!! . . . ????? . . . WTH????

*sigh*

Poor Smack :( Sounds like he's been fighting a virus....and the virus won :angry:

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
It's still up, Bunnie.

Huh. The only photo I've seen in Jess's av all day is the snow angel, still that now. Maybe my compooters wackled.


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Huh. The only photo I've seen in Jess's av all day is the snow angel, still that now. Maybe my compooters wackled.

I just refreshed and she's still there :P

flourgirl Apprentice

Just checkin' in to say g'nite! Been learning how to mail-merge, with letters, AND business cards and labels whoohoooo! :P This part has been fun, but my head is just spinning. (I already have plans to start making our own personalized return address labels. How Koooool is that?) Obviously I am easily entertained and amused. :lol:

Sorry 'bout poor Smakkle! Lots of illnesses going around everywhere :(

I'm still finking long and hard about that real-life Av. I don't think I have anything current. (hint; my BIL nicknamed me Puny about 1 1/2 years ago....and he's still calling me that! How krewel our relatives can be :lol::lol:<_< )

Hope everybody's fine and dandy and gets the best nites sleep they've had in ages!

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Smoked Herrings?? From TJ Maxx??? .....is that safe?!?!?! :lol:

:lol: :lol: Well, we'll know tomorrow :huh: also bought gourmet canned clams from same company, to make linguine w/ clam sauce (it's been a while, hints, anyone?)

the smoked herring was FANTASTIC!!!!!! I served it over deviled eggs with a bit of curry powder, on toast. Really, really yummy! I like smoked fish and - it seemed quite fresh and good. Oh, expiration date is a year from now......wonder if there's a labeling problem, and that's why they're at TJMaxx? :unsure: Um......never really seen canned foods there before :lol:

But - at $2.99 a pop, I think I'll go get a couple more cans! (barring a bout of vomitociousness tomorrow)

Jules, I really enjoyed The Duchess! I think you will, too.

and I now have forks - pass the fish!

sending it yer way! But you'll have to fight the Weezel and Mr. Peanut for it first :lol:

Jan-it! Oh poor smack, glad he feels better after barphing.......yes, things always feel better after a good bargh, I find :lol:

Just checkin' in to say g'nite! Been learning how to mail-merge, with letters, AND business cards and labels whoohoooo! :P This part has been fun, but my head is just spinning. (I already have plans to start making our own personalized return address labels. How Koooool is that?) Obviously I am easily entertained and amused. :lol:

Oh, mail merge, I MUST learn this! Is it hard? You can merge all of that?

I'm sooo Amish :lol:

must go watch a movie now, bye sillies!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

harp1 Apprentice

Good nite all, sleep tight, enjoy the Duchess, the movie, the dreams :P;):o:huh: Susan

elye Community Regular
Poor Smack :( Sounds like he's been fighting a virus....and the virus won :angry:

Poor li'l Smacker!

The virus won....AND the other team won......in overtime. It was 1 -1, and they went to 5 minutes of 4 on 4, sudden death. Janetit!! Oh, well....it was a great tourney, with lots to cheer about! :)

Huh. The only photo I've seen in Jess's av all day is the snow angel, still that now. Maybe my compooters wackled.

Bunnie! When you're on the page, hit F5. The pics will refresh.

I'm still finking long and hard about that real-life Av. I don't think I have anything current. (hint; my BIL nicknamed me Puny about 1 1/2 years ago....and he's still calling me that! How krewel our relatives can be :lol::lol:<_< )

Puny? Tareeeesah, are you short? Skinny? Now we're all wondering. ... . . . . . :rolleyes:

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
Smoked Herrings?? From TJ Maxx??? .....is that safe?!?!?! :lol:

TJ's frequently has outlandish gourmet stuff, in this area anyway. All of it's legit, I just think stuff gets overproduced and they'll sell cheapo prices, so TJ's picks it up. You find a lot around the holidays to.

Yay the picture thingy worked!!! Thanks Mmmmm.

Darn210 Enthusiast
Sorry 'bout poor Smakkle! Lots of illnesses going around everywhere :(

:lol::lol: - I love the liberty that Tureesuh takes wif Smack's name . . . well, if that was his name . . . I'm diggin' the Smakkle . . . rhymes wif wackl . . . in honor of Mr. Peanut's many name changes, I'm thinking that Smack just might evolve to Smackl/Smakkle

psawyer Proficient

Janet, if you are being stalked by birds, perhaps what you need is:

=^..^=

Meow

Everyone's life can be improved by a kitty.

curlyfries Contributor
:angry: people don't understnad what a freakin' PAIN curly hair is. Um, it does NOT do what you want......it's a lifetime battle of frizz and crap.....is not usually as shiny as straight hair........ I would KILL for straight, glossy hair!!!!!!!

.....but straight hair does not necessarily mean shiny hair <_< ......wish it did

BTW Sillies wif cats.........do they just ATTACK you when you are eating? For example, I am sittin' at the computer wif my bowl of yogurt and he is just STALKING and STALKING me....I keep swatting him :lol: off the desk, as he comes back again and AGAIN, in hopeful approach.....this happens constantly.

I used to have a cat many years ago who would attack you if you scratched an itch. He would also wait around a corner in stalk mode for you to walk past him.

......and if a friend walked in the front door, they would have a cat wrapped around their legs! :lol::lol::lol:

We finally decided to get another cat to give him someone to play with :P

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Good nite all, sleep tight, enjoy the Duchess, the movie, the dreams

:unsure: oh yeah.......the dreams.............. I look FORWARD to them! :lol: always wildly entertaining.......

EM! I was quite sure The Wildcats would win! Sounds like quite a good game anyway.....mygawd, did you just about stroke out from the tension??????? :huh:

- I love the liberty that Tureesuh takes wif Smack's name . . . well, if that was his name . . . I'm diggin' the Smakkle . . . rhymes wif wackl . . . in honor of Mr. Peanut's many name changes, I'm thinking that Smack just might evolve to Smackl/Smakkle

:lol: SMACKL!!!!!!!!!! I feel that Thereesuh is SOOOOOO clever with her psillie pspelling that.......it's practically like she invented it - she's better n' we are :blink::lol:

Mr. Peanut is the name, I am certain of it. Alas, have just seen many photos of tabbeigh kittehs, who look just like Peeghgnut, and, they are not so pea-nutty any more, as they are big.

:blink:

What will I call li'l Peanut when he is grown up?

Everyone's life can be improved by a kitty.

:wub: methinks this is true.....and also, this wee kitteh makes things somehow charmingly more complicated at the same time :lol: (Weez starts heading to my room for bed MUCH earlier now, with a desperate, imploring look in her eyes, when she has had enough of Mr. Peeghnutt's wildness)

.

We finally decided to get another cat to give him someone to play with

so cute!

tom Contributor

So . .. .. .didn't have any cranial upswing yesterday & was worried - perhaps for naught as today seems >60%. :)

Even solved a sticky test program problem at work - one well beyond my current pay grade. So many levels of complexity upon (layers of complexity)8

One pattern file was 315,000 lines of code!!!!!!! :o :o x :ph34r:

But we do get to use words like frelf & fwelroo. :D

Brain recovery probably pretty much due to going back to THE boringest basics on the food. No experiments, tests, pop quizzes or succumbing to temptations. :ph34r:

And I'm 9 pages behind since last post????!!!! :angry::lol:

Hmmmmmm stalkybirdy, missing our Sarah :(:wub: , stupid jobs are another story, DEVA!!!! ;) [how you doin'], Kaycee's video!! :lol: , HAPPY ROYAL BIRTHDAY!!, belatedly ^_^ , proper grand SFFZ and crescendos!, [not to mention the subsequent requisite climax!], Judith's back!!, garage critters everywheres Ellie-May!! :o , Hockey Hustlers?? :huh: , Key West!!!!! :sooooooooogellussuvbevelface: , Bulgarian eyebulb hokey-pokey? :o isn't there a U.N. resolution against that??, <what makes "an U.N." so wrong? We'd say "an E.U. sumfin'erother">, Mr YCDTOTV better mehopes :) , hind-leg chokehold kisses!, Kit Kit could be George. ....oh ..he's urine-testicle, frozen trappers, phab dream rooms, chicks & their hair :rolleyes: , iScream w/ a spork?, poor hurly smakk

elye Community Regular

Good Sunday morning, all!

Hmmmmmm stalkybirdy, missing our Sarah :(:wub: , stupid jobs are another story, DEVA!!!! ;) [how you doin'], Kaycee's video!!, HAPPY ROYAL BIRTHDAY!!, belatedly ^_^ , proper grand SFFZ and crescendos!, [not to mention the subsequent requisite climax!], Judith's back!!, garage critters everywheres Ellie-May!! :o , Hockey Hustlers??, Key West!!!!! :sooooooooogellussuvbevelface: , Bulgarian eyebulb hokey-pokey? isn't there a U.N. resolution against that??, <what makes "an U.N." so wrong? We'd say "an E.U. sumfin'erother">, Mr YCDTOTV better mehopes :) , hind-leg chokehold kisses!, Kit Kit could be George. ....oh ..he's urine-testicle, frozen trappers, phab dream rooms, chicks & their hair :rolleyes: , iScream w/ a spork?, poor hurly smakk
nikki-uk Enthusiast

Janet!!!

Thinking of the wee babe :(

Jess AND PadT...looking GOOD in their av's..... divaESQUE even!!!!! :D

Chuckling at Paddeigh ascertaining relevant hairdressers in Houston <'Houston, we have a problem!'>

MR PEANUT Tabbeigh kit kit!!!!

I LOVE IT!! :wub: ........ can he not be just plain 'nut nut' when older??? :lol:

OMGAAWD!!!!.....SOOZHELLES dreams and Lee-sars regal interpretations!

I also have a similar reoccuring dream (but only ever of the flat apartment we used to live) ......I always find a newly undiscovered ensuite bathroom with walk in shower, sunken bath, high quality tiling etc......... and I always wonder why I had never found this room before :blink:

So . .. .. .didn't have any cranial upswing yesterday

Sounds painful :huh:

But we do get to use words like frelf & fwelroo.

Well OK THEN!!!!!!!.....makes it worth going to work! :lol:

.oh ..he's urine-testicle, frozen trappers

:o Missed this Pteekalptaumn!!!!

Is Bevel in the Florida Quays Keys yet?????............. snow forecast for later here <_< (Brass Monkeys!!)

flourgirl Apprentice

Mornin' Psills! Sonny here today and s'posed to get to 50 degrees! YAY! Wish it would stay warm.

To answer Ems ??....I am 5'4 (about average height...maybe?) 2 years ago my weight plummeted as I "hit bottom". I think I was about 100 lbs (I won't use scales...I hate the things). I HAVE gained some back.....*I* think I've gained enough but "other" people don't agree. 'Nuff sed.

Mail merge in fairly easy with Word 2007. I bought the Office Suite and am attempting to learn to use it. Taking lots more time than I thought it would. Some of it's really fun....some of it is terribly boring!

I was typing an email to my younger sis last night. As I started to proof read before I sent it.....oh! Wow! It was full of psilly shpellings and I had to correct it all! I've always prided myself on the ability to spell....and I think I've ruined it!!! :lol::lol:

They're coming to take me away...haha...to the psilly phunny pharm! :ph34r::P

flourgirl Apprentice

Hi Taawwm! Nice to read you. I like the niknaym......TickleTom! How cute :)

jerseyangel Proficient
I'm thinking that Smack just might evolve to Smackl/Smakkle

I like it.....very Silly-esque :D

What will I call li'l Peanut when he is grown up?

'Lil Peanut now.....Peanut later! I just like it :rolleyes:

Hmmmmmm stalkybirdy, missing our Sarah :(:wub: , stupid jobs are another story, DEVA!!!! ;) [how you doin'], Kaycee's video!! :lol: , HAPPY ROYAL BIRTHDAY!!, belatedly ^_^ , proper grand SFFZ and crescendos!, [not to mention the subsequent requisite climax!], Judith's back!!, garage critters everywheres Ellie-May!! :o , Hockey Hustlers?? :huh: , Key West!!!!! :sooooooooogellussuvbevelface: , Bulgarian eyebulb hokey-pokey? :o isn't there a U.N. resolution against that??, <what makes "an U.N." so wrong? We'd say "an E.U. sumfin'erother">, Mr YCDTOTV better mehopes :) , hind-leg chokehold kisses!, Kit Kit could be George. ....oh ..he's urine-testicle, frozen trappers, phab dream rooms, chicks & their hair :rolleyes: , iScream w/ a spork?, poor hurly smakk
psawyer Proficient

Good Morning. Tis sunny and mild here in Markham.

Me and Jess got our ears lowered :P

You have ears? I don't see any ears in either picture. You're making this up. :D

Darn210 Enthusiast
I was typing an email to my younger sis last night. As I started to proof read before I sent it.....oh! Wow! It was full of psilly shpellings and I had to correct it all! I've always prided myself on the ability to spell....and I think I've ruined it!!! :lol::lol:

:lol::lol: Yes, I've noticed this side effect also . . . also the superfluous U that Nikki requires us to use often pops up in me spelling. I leave it "in" on my other board posts but try to remove it on me personal emails and such.

You have ears? I don't see any ears in either picture. You're making this up. :D

:lol::lol::lol:

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