The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

[blueeyedmanda]

Morning Everyone--I even bet Em to the posting this morning---Silly Gurl where are you???

Still nice and warm and mild here and I am loving that! I wore just a sweater to work today. I hate winter months since you have to bundle up to leave the house.

anyway off to work now....not that I want to start any!

[elye]

Good Morning, Amanda!

How has John been the last couple of days? Still got pains? Been thinking about him . .. . . ....

Well, I left last night just as the nasal mucous discussion was getting heated. Gawd, I miss SO much when I'm in bed by ten. .. . ...

Does the runny drip ever wake you up at night???? So Sunday night it kept waking me up . . . so upon sticking kleenex up my nostrils, I go back to sleep and have dreams about walking around in public where I have forgotten to remove the kleenex shoved up me nose. . .

Well, nope, Jeeah-gnitt is NOT executing mom-like behavior......my mother did not dream about being out on errands or at work wif visible pieces of kleenex up her nose - - she in fact did this. I suppose she was quite comfortable in her skin, and couldn't care less what anyone thought. Quite incredible, really. . . . . ..

Um, why did she get so many nosebleeds?

maybe it was for runniness, as well, but I succinctly remember her leaping from the table with the familiar, "Oh, shyte! Bleeding again!"

Well, if she wanders into the hospital to visit my dad with TP up her nose, I suppose they simply assume that she's a patient.....an old, bleeding, nutty patient. .. . ...

And as I sit here at the computer, once again having to give in to this ritual, I have just realised the function of the excess tissue..........once the wad becomes soaked, you still have enough tissue to blow before you throw it away!

OMG.. . . . . now THIS is quite ingenious, and so enviornmentally conscious of you, Leeeesah! Um, do you blow it just once after it is soaked, or do you make it long enough (like, down to your waist) to blow two or three times? You could tie it up out of the way until it is needed...or braid it....then it would be decorative.

Bah! No.....you wouldn't wanna look silly. . . . . . ...

Get out a pen and paper.........very important, detailed instructions on the proper installation of tissue for maximum snot absorbancy.

Newbies!! The sentence of the week for you!

Hello?

Hello? Newbies??

[Darn210]

Good Morning, Amanda!

How has John been the last couple of days? Still got pains? Been thinking about him . .. . . ....

Well, I left last night just as the nasal mucous discussion was getting heated. Gawd, I miss SO much when I'm in bed by ten. .. . ...

Well, nope, Jeeah-gnitt is NOT executing mom-like behavior......my mother did not dream about being out on errands or at work wif visible pieces of kleenex up her nose - - she in fact did this. I suppose she was quite comfortable in her skin, and couldn't care less what anyone thought. Quite incredible, really. . . . . ..

Um, why did she get so many nosebleeds?

maybe it was for runniness, as well, but I succinctly remember her leaping from the table with the familiar, "Oh, shyte! Bleeding again!"

Well, if she wanders into the hospital to visit my dad with TP up her nose, I suppose they simply assume that she's a patient.....an old, bleeding, nutty patient. .. . ...

OMG.. . . . . now THIS is quite ingenious, and so enviornmentally conscious of you, Leeeesah! Um, do you blow it just once after it is soaked, or do you make it long enough (like, down to your waist) to blow two or three times? You could tie it up out of the way until it is needed...or braid it....then it would be decorative.

Bah! No.....you wouldn't wanna look silly. . . . . . ...

Newbies!! The sentence of the week for you!

Hello?

Hello? Newbies??

Em!!!! you made me snort . . . which made me choke on me own mucus.

[Darn210]

Em!!!! you made me snort . . . which made me choke on me own mucus.

Which I guess I should have written . . .

<snort> . . . *cough/hack/cough*

[jerseyangel]

Mornin' all

Gawd Amanda--it is gorgeous out there! Already sunny and so mild--and the air smells like spring.

Jan-it.....sounds like you got a snootful there Take care of thyselph, stuff lots of Kleenex and pheel better!

I'm eating a toasted slice of me cinnamon bread--so so yummy! Love havin' breakfast wif me sillies

[jerseyangel]

Love havin' breakfast wif me sillies

.....Even when the subject is mucous

[Jestgar]

.....Even when the subject is mucous

:lol:

because usually it's something gross

[flourgirl]

Well, yes! Where else, and with whom else can one openly discuss various and assorted bodily phluids and phunctions? And enjoy it in the process?

It is a glorious day today! Already 50 degrees and sunshiny! If it wasn't so wet outside, I'd scrap the studies for the day and go play in the dirt! Birdies are much more vocal lately, and soon will be gathering nesting materials. Think I'll look over my seed packets and make a planting schedule. Maybe even stroll once more through my catelogs and pretend to spend lots of money! Maybe I'll play the lottery today.

Have a great day everybody! Later....

[Darn210]

.....Even when the subject is mucous

:lol:

because usually it's something gross

I can't tell you how much I appreciate people who aren't easily offended/grossed out . . . are easily amused . . . and thoughtful and caring to boot!!!

[blueeyedmanda]

Yes patti- is is gorgeous! I am jealous I am at work all day! I wish it would just be spring already. I am so ready to start spring in the new house!

[curlyfries]

Well Psillies........dragged me butt to work, only to find that Jo is absent today.

So after putting in 1 hour I decided that she was the smart one, and why the phark was I even there?

So I'm gonna find some good drugs and sleep the day away.........it's a grEy, gloomy, rainy day......perfect for a long nap!

Maybe I'll play the lottery today.

.....and remember.....if you win, you're paying for a Psilly Psummit!

[flourgirl]

If I win (yeah, that's gonna happen ) there's gonna be one heck of a gluten free partay! Of course, you'll all be invited

Niknik....better get that phan-driven parachute ready!!!!

[Mtndog]

Hallo Psillies!!!!!! Leesa- Happy napping. I am recovering from my wrassle with the moped. Funny thing is, uhm it kinda hurt Got some good bruises on my left leg and a scrape like I ain't had since I was a kid!

Amanda- How is John? Tummy any better? I'm so excited for yer gardening! For me it was trial and error. Gotta check out where it stays sunny the longest and all that. It's gonna be phun!!!!!!!!!!!

Teee-reesa- I want an animule reserve too!!!!!!!!!!

This may be a good time to tell ya all I have killed cactuses already!

It happens to ALL of us!!!!!!!!!!

I just finished telling The Ripper about this that Leeeeesar was signing for a talk on sex. He immediately yelled, "Gawd!! I didn't know they had a sign for 'bleccccccchhhh!'"

I do SO love the Ripper

Gianknit- Hope your cold is getting better- please to post av of your kleenexed nose.

Emily- Your trig has scared me (rocking back and forth in corner now )

Not a good start to the day....woke up to cat-poo-underfoot :gagface:

YUCK-A-DOOKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So, while we are all basking in unseasonably warm weather, it is hard to realize that there are less than four days remaining until the start of this year's Open Original Shared Link

For those of you who weren't here last year, one of us has a personal connection to Open Original Shared Link

They are all so darn cute! I want Levi but I lurve the name Allosaurus!!!!!!!!

GO MICHELLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pahteigh! Your unexpected afternoon adventure just struck me as so.....wonderful, somehow. What a special lady Aunt Clara is! Absolutely terrific that you were engaged with her in such a way. . . . .....And I know she felt so safe and cared for in your capable hands.

Now, in your conversations with her, you didn't mention anything about anal glands or the yeti, didja?

:lol: Patti- so glad you had a nice time- it's such a sweet story!!!!!!!

Well, some good news. And hello

We just found out that in less than 2 months, I am moving with the family to Cape Cod.

YAHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We also only get the ruby throated...I guess the rest are smart enough to stay in warmer climes! I have taken a lot of pics of the hummers. Love my digital camera!!! We like to grow Dolicos vine (also called Hyacinth bean plant). The hummers love the flowers. You can stand almost within touching distance of them. We catch them resting on the vines while feeding. So cute.

Why is calling them hummers cracking me up?

Sung to the tune of Me and My Shadow......

"Me....and my Kleenex

Curled up in each wet nostril....."

Jack the Ripper has been reincarnated as Gjianet the dripper....

It truly is beautiful out here too! Took the Angee for a walk and it DID smell like spring- although of course, we'll get a foot of snow next week

I can't tell you how much I appreciate people who aren't easily offended/grossed out . . . are easily amused . . . and thoughtful and caring to boot!!!

True dat!!!!!!!!!!

[Green12]

Hi Sillies!!!!

Just jumping in here

Wha'd I miss?!?!?!

So here's a little something I have to share: I was flipping through the channels the other day and landed on the a soap opera I am not that familiar with, The Bold and the Beautiful.

OMG the drama, the angst, the facial expressions.......the plastic surgery (on both the women and the men, YIKES)............it was so.........

COMICAL!!!!!

I could not stop watching and examining these faces that don't even look real, like a train wreck pulling you in

Why do people think that looks good????????

[jerseyangel]

......Passing through between the vacuum cleaner and the washing machine......

Bevvie--yer whole post cracked me up!!!!

Julie--so phunny Sometimes ya wanna say--"do you know what you look like?????"

Hope everyone who is enjoying a warmer than normal day gets out there at least for a phew minutes--I have a couple windows open--and I'm weraing sandals Me pheet are happy

[DingoGirl]

(JUST GOT BUSTED FOR TOO MANY QUOTES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr)

Well blow me, Sills, thought I posted last night adn evidently did not - then remembered that the......computer was eatin' me letters and making them go...all backwards and sh!t - all kon-vo-loot-ed-like and stuff

why does it do that? had to turn it off and walk away

but am absolutely MAD for yer detailed snotty Kleenex mucoidal discussion of last night

:lol: x 25

Well, some good news. And hello

We just found out that in less than 2 months, I am moving with the family to Cape Cod.

We're both very excited and are looking forward to the adventure. I'll keep you all updated as we go.

a RYAN poop-in!!!!!!! wow, he'll be a US Psilly!!!!!!! this is exciting!

I think I know the problem..........that's not a dryer......it's a washing machine! .................why do you have water in your dryer?

*snort* I know, pseriously Em, why in HELL is there water in your DRYER?????????

and I LOVE Mrs. Hughes

See, this is why I missed you guys so much......where else you gonna talk about this stuff???

exactly

Love my digital camera!!! We like to grow Dolicos vine (also called Hyacinth bean plant). The hummers love the flowers.

what's the Dolicos vine? doesn't grow here - never heard of it

I thought EVERYONE has had experiences like this! Miserably hiding at home with TP appendages hanging from the phace!

sillies - I used to get TERRIBLY sick in pre g f years - - sore throats/colds every two-three months or so, leading to strep, sinus infections, bronchitis, whatever........

please don't hate me when I tell you I haven't had a cold in three years now and have not purchased a box of kleenex in that time

but I am oh so sorry for all the psick, psnotty psillies!!!!!!!!! stay safe and warm today, kleenex rammed up yer noses.....

raining here for a WHOLE WEEK!!!!!!!!!! :gleeface: Soozle is pleased.......

Newbies!! The sentence of the week for you!

Hello?

Hello? Newbies??

it WOZ a good one

because usually it's something gross

what? who? us????? *snort*

I can't tell you how much I appreciate people who aren't easily offended/grossed out . . . are easily amused . . . and thoughtful and caring to boot!!!

'tis phabulous (conserving me smilies here)

Hallo Psillies!!!!!! Leesa- Happy napping. I am recovering from my wrassle with the moped. Funny thing is, uhm it kinda hurt Got some good bruises on my left leg and a scrape like I ain't had since I was a kid!

BEVEL!!!!!!! always means you had a fun weekend if you come home bloody and bruised, that was my motto for a couple decades or so Let us know who the bruise turns out to be!!!!!!!!!

Hi Sillies!!!!

So here's a little something I have to share: I was flipping through the channels the other day and landed on the a soap opera I am not that familiar with, The Bold and the Beautiful.

OMG the drama, the angst, the facial expressions.......the plastic surgery (on both the women and the men, YIKES)............it was so.........

COMICAL!!!!!

I could not stop watching and examining these faces that don't even look real, like a train wreck pulling you in

Why do people think that looks good????????

oh..........my.............gawd..............

Jules, you have stumbled upon quite possibly my MOST FAVORITE daytime phenomenon - - The Bold and the Beautiful is simply unparalleled in its surgerized, coiffed, tanned, poorly-acted, outrageously-plotted magnificence.......... x 100

I LOVE THAT SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!! watch it any time I"m home and remember it's on

you are in for HOURS of riveting fascination *snooooooooooooooort*

bye sillies - off to work!!!!!!!!!!

[jerseyangel]

Let us know who the bruise turns out to be!!!!!!!!!

See, now this is a classic example......in some circles, you might be asked "who you are wearing" (hate that expression....I mean, gawd ).......but here, it's "who is yer bruise?"

A subtle but important difference

[elye]

Well, no kleenex up the noses of any characters on The Bold and the Beautiful, I'm assuming. . . . . .

Hope everyone who is enjoying a warmer than normal day gets out there at least for a phew minutes--I have a couple windows open--and I'm weraing sandals Me pheet are happy

I wanna be in sandals!! Have you got yer Birks on, Pahteeee? It's mild here, too.......about 7 C. Got me light jacket ready for when I go out again.

[jerseyangel]

Have you got yer Birks on, Pahteeee?

Yep

[DingoGirl]

See, now this is a classic example......in some circles, you might be asked "who you are wearing" (hate that expression....I mean, gawd ).......but here, it's "who is yer bruise?"

A subtle but important difference

:lol: SOOOOOO subtle but important

PATTEIGH!!!!!!!!!! forgot to make a *sniff* for yer goodbyes We was all thinkin' of you!!!!!!

Sillies!!!! I'm going to do sumfin' a little scary but fun (this is not my first rodeo ) I'm sendin' an email to a guy with whom I was supposed to be set up, months ago, and I wasn't interested...........

saw his pic in the paper last week, and an article, and YOWZA, I'm writin' to him :lol:

will let you all know what, if anything, happens

[jerseyangel]

Sillies!!!! I'm going to do sumfin' a little scary but fun (this is not my first rodeo ) I'm sendin' an email to a guy with whom I was supposed to be set up, months ago, and I wasn't interested...........

Ooh--now THIS is intreguing! Definately let us know--although I would imagine he'll jump at the chance to meet you

And thanks

[elye]

Sillies!!!! I'm going to do sumfin' a little scary but fun (this is not my first rodeo ) I'm sendin' an email to a guy with whom I was supposed to be set up, months ago, and I wasn't interested...........

saw his pic in the paper last week, and an article, and YOWZA, I'm writin' to him

Um, excuse me, Miss... . . . . ...like, duh . . . .....please provide the link to this newspaper page this very moment, as everything is online now.

[Jestgar]

Um, excuse me, Miss... . . . . ...like, duh . . . .....please provide the link to this newspaper page this very moment, as everything is online now.

Absolutely! Cite your sources little missy!

[Darn210]

Absolutely! Cite your sources little missy!

Even though I'm not Kween . . . I am now declaring this to be a "Jess" as she is becoming known for requiring links/sources on the rest of the forum!!!

[jerseyangel]

Even though I'm not Kween . . . I am now declaring this to be a "Jess" as she is becoming known for requiring links/sources on the rest of the forum!!!

Yes!!