The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

[DingoGirl]

So the first night I pre-looked over the menu at the place we were going to be eating and they had roasted chicken with a vegetable and I thought, perfect! It comes out breaded ....who has ever heard of a roasted chicken that is breaded?? That's like an oxymoron

Then the second night I was talking to the waitress about wheat allergy/gluten intolerance and asked her a bunch of questions for the manager (i.e. dedicated fryer for fries, wheat ingredients in the hamburger patties, could I just get a plain grilled chicken breast, etc) She comes back and says, "the manager can say with somewhat certainty the hamburger patties don't have gluten but not sure about the bun..." X 10

Jools - I just read this again...........my gawd!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :(

You know, I think it's a bit different in California.....lots of nouvelle cuisine/bistro cuisine, people really are a bit more up on things, and these days I rarely encounter such idiocy as you describe (it's even LESS likely in the larger and WAY MORE COOL cities than this hell hole )

I'm sorry that happened for you.....but Nik is right, the more you eat out, the easier it is, and I"ve found that the tiny/private restaurants/bistros are very safe.

but you have to laugh - and cry - about her comments about the burger

[Green12]

Um, for any newbies who have suddenly jumped in and read this post of Jess's: Lyle is NOT a boyfriend nor husband. Jus' makin' that clear........ .. .

Yes, that must be clarified, wouldn't want to scare anyone away or summat

sillies - I have not been taking care of myself - - eating CRAP Very lazy about my diet (strict gluten avoidance, but wayyyyyyy too much sugar-y stuff and crap - not enough cooking - too many dinners of TJ's mini chicken tacos and stuff like taht)

It's caught up with me - have to go on MASSIVELY healthy detox diet now. I think I am seriously addicted to sugar Two weekends in a row I have eaten a whole pan of brownies and it's been YEARS since I've done that.

I did get my period three days early, though, which explains some of it

anywho, I feel like RUBBISH and must turn this around tout-sweet - - going to be hard giving up the sugar, esp. since the boys at work just got a HUGE case of Dove Chocs.......

help me

Oh Suze, I hear ya on this one.....sigh.....it's so hard to give up cuz it's so addictive. I've tried every which way to do it, have had some success but it's a never ending process

Just say NO to the Dove chocolate!!!!

Sillies - - dreamt I was in Australia and then flew to New Zealand (somehow a six-hour flight in my dream) and was in a plane with a detachable roof Kind of open- air.....

Anywho, in NZ I found a kitteh that is my very own Kit Kit Put him in my purse and then was about to fight w/ customs to get him home.........

wackl

Oddly enough, I probably do use it 10 times a day

That's our Jess

Julie!! I have been thinking 'bout you! Just now in the shower (honest to gawd) I reminded meselph to send you a note so see if all was well. I also wanted to tell you that I was out near Ulta on Saturday, so (natch) I went in and they had the Kurl Karma! Love it!! It's creamier than the Curlinterrupted, and I think slightly better suited to my finer, thinner hair. (end of hair tawk)

Glad you had a nice, pampered getaway.....and yeah about the phood..

Lotsa snaugh for you too Patti, a winter wonderland there in PA....

Thanks for the info on the Kurl Karma. I really want to try that one as well, not so sure I like the CurlInterrupted on me hair. I plan to pick up the Kurl Karma sometime this week and give it a test run, I'll let you know what I think. Other than that I might have to go to their gel or mousse (if they don't have gluten in it). I also might try the smoothing line just for kicks, again if the ingredients are acceptable.

Been thinking bout you too friend, know lotsa changes are on the horizon and hope you are holding up ok

Awwwwwww . . . and so now it's in the crockpot?? . . . I seem to remember some recipe of yours which called for animal flesh and vegetables . . .What's fer supper, Jess?

OMgosh we were having a convo this weekend about eating different animals/wildlife, venison, ducks, pheasant, someone mentioned squirrel......the HORROR.

Just got a terrible image of squirrel and crockpot

.....chews the Weezel (seriously)

This made me SNORT wildly!!!

Bizee kitee

PATTI!!! Thanks for the link - having looked at pics Tel definitely does NOT have shingles........looking at pics Tel's look just like hives...and anti-histamine seems to have taken the edge off the swelling

Gawd!!....his immune system is such a drama queen!!!!!!

Hi Nik Nik I am alive!! I made it through the weekend, barely

Oh no not the dreaded hives for Tel Hives are the bane of my existence, hate them with a passion, BUT good news the anti-histamine is helping. Hope he continues to improve

Stay warm all youse in snaugh territory!!

[blueeyedmanda]

Patti-

I just saw your post count....was it you who sent the fluid rush here at work on Friday? I am sure only a large post roll-over could be to blame!

[Green12]

I've been using Brocato hair products. I phound out about them at the salon where I had me Deva cut last month. Julie told me that they were available at Ulta (and more resonably priced than at the salon).

I use the Splassh shampoo and conditioner--which is a good basic everyday shampoo/conditioner, and the two curl balms that I mentioned. None of these have gluten--some of their stuff does.

Open Original Shared Link

I highly recommend

Me too, I like it. Very good prices at Ulta also for great big containers, they often run sales and send out a coupon in the Sun papers.

Good return policy as well, they let you try it and you can always return it if you don't like it/doesn't work for you.

I have been using the Splassh s & c and then once a week use the Saturate (more moisturizing formula).

I think they have a smoothing line too that i mentioned wanting to try, Suze that might work for you??

Sillies, OMG, did I tell you I went out Sat. night to hear this PHAB band and......the Old Lady shut the bar down? I was taken home in a cab at 2 am :lol: I think the last time I was out that late was about......10 years ago?

another reason I feel like rubbish

OMG!! Well did ya have phun, or can you remember?!?!? Do tell....

Which reminds me, where I went they have an English style pub on site and we tried to get in one night for dinner but it was full, I so wanted to go and experience its pubi-ness and do Nikki proud

but you have to laugh - and cry - about her comments about the burger

I know, crazy!!!

I have a lot to learn about eating out gluten-free that is fo sho

[DingoGirl]

OMG!! Well did ya have phun, or can you remember?!?!? Do tell....

Which reminds me, where I went they have an English style pub on site and we tried to get in one night for dinner but it was full, I so wanted to go and experience its pubi-ness and do Nikki proud

:lol: I DO remember, and yes, I had soooooooooooooo much fun! didn't want to leave! Quite rare for me Party Pooper is first to go home, usually

Jools, so sorry you didn't get into the pub!

I think we should ALL gather in a pub today in a cold, snowy city wif a big, blazing fire......absinthe and cinnamon bread all around......a big limo w/ tiger pigs to drive us to a chalet wif crutch-tip infused ho'tubs

Must check out this smoothing stuff at Ulta.....feeling that it's dangers to even go in there, though

[Darn210]

Of course - I am PHIGHTING the curl in my hair, constantly Just got it cut, TOO SHORT, hate it and feel like a van-driving soccer mom (with no offense meant to same)

Thank gawd my kids don't play soccer or I would suspect you might be talking about ME!!!

Actually I would LOVE to NOT drive a van . . . but it does haul a lot of crap stuff . . . and it's really difficult for the kids to ding the neighboring parked cars when the doors can only slide.

[elye]

All right, all right. .. . . E-NUFF about the life-saving products for curly-heads.....! Someone please give me the name of a product (that will NOT cost me arm and leg) that will make my poker-straight, thin, fine hair gorgeously thick-looking, shining and full of body, and will magically keep it holding a style all through the day.

Please.

Someone....anyone.

You know, I think it's a bit different in California.....lots of nouvelle cuisine/bistro cuisine, people really are a bit more up on things, and these days I rarely encounter such idiocy as you describe (it's even LESS likely in the larger and WAY MORE COOL cities than this hell hole )

I'm sorry that happened for you.....but Nik is right, the more you eat out, the easier it is, and I"ve found that the tiny/private restaurants/bistros are very safe.

I must say, Nik, that when we were in London I was very impressed with how knowledgeable ALL of the restaurants were that we visited. I think all of the servers knew what the words "celiac" and "gluten" meant - - unlike here - - and we seemed to have much less trouble finding gluten-free choices there than over here.

Tel doesn't have shingles!

Um.. . ...why are they called shingles?

And Nik got a wee frog. . . .. are you sure, now? Were you possibly in a hypnotic state?

[DingoGirl]

Thank gawd my kids don't play soccer or I would suspect you might be talking about ME!!!

:lol: but your hair is cute, and YOU look cute with your hair!!!!!!!!!

I have known with appalling certainty for some time that my face and bone structure does NOT look good with shorter hair so I am destined to be an invisible old lady......

GAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I do NOT like getting older

[DingoGirl]

Hypnotic leg-less chocolate frog trance!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

woz she hallucinating???

[Judyin Philly]

Hi all

Susie love your Avatar too

Julie....glad you had a nice weekend getaway

eating out does get easier but it's never easy

[JNBunnie1]

Lotsa snaugh for you too Patti, a winter wonderland there in PA....

OMgosh we were having a convo this weekend about eating different animals/wildlife, venison, ducks, pheasant, someone mentioned squirrel......the HORROR.

Just got a terrible image of squirrel and crockpot

Stay warm all youse in snaugh territory!!

So, this one time, when I was about 16, a squirrel killed itself on our power lines and took out the whole neighborhood. My 13 yr old neighbor, who was a great friend, decided to ask his mum if we could eat it. So she told him to chop it's head off and clean out its guts, which he did, and we proceeded to have Sparky Stew. Tastes like chicken. (They're from Arkansas, whaddaya want?)

Yeah, we got a whole FOOT of snow here in CT. Boyfriend is thrilled at the delay in spring cleanups.

[Jestgar]

So, this one time, when I was about 16, a squirrel killed itself on our power lines and took out the whole neighborhood. My 13 yr old neighbor, who was a great friend, decided to ask his mum if we could eat it. So she told him to chop it's head off and clean out its guts, which he did, and we proceeded to have Sparky Stew. Tastes like chicken. (They're from Arkansas, whaddaya want?)

[JNBunnie1]

That's what my mother said.

[elye]

Thank gawd my kids don't play soccer or I would suspect you might be talking about ME!!!

Hmm. . . .One o' mine, does.. . . ...

Dear gawd, I DO so hope that I don't look like a soccer mom..... .. 'Twould be the death of me. . . . . ...what exactly does the quintessential Soccer Mom look like? A short-haired van-driver, by the sounds of things. . . .. ....

I'm okay, then. Hair is medium, and I drive a crappy little sedan. Whew.

Actually I would LOVE to NOT drive a van . . . but it does haul a lot of crap stuff . . . and it's really difficult for the kids to ding the neighboring parked cars when the doors can only slide.

Wait till they start driving..........then you'll want a little car that ain't a big target and that can swing in and out of mall and bar parking spots with relative ease. . . . . ..

[flourgirl]

Hi y'all! No measurable snow here....just nasty bitter cold wind! Not a pleasant day here. All of this talk of eating rats and squirrels brings to mind Euell Gibbons and Living off the Land!!! I tried lots of things..but mostly plant - stuff. Did you know that Nettles and Milkweed are actually pretty good? (By the way E. Gibbons made his big splash in the 70's). I did not eat rats or squirrels....which as far as I'm concerned are pretty much the same thing!

[psawyer]

I did not eat rats or squirrels....which as far as I'm concerned are pretty much the same thing!

Um, aren't squirrels just rats with bushy tails?

[Mtndog]

Suicidal squirrels- so sad!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We just gotta foot o' snaugh too! Yikes! Sure is purty though!

...might browse Ebay....see if I can pick him up a new immune system (ERROR on his existing!!! )

Niikerler- If you find 'em buy me one too- I'll pay you back. I am SO glad that Tel doesn't have shingles- my dad had them last winter and they were SO painful!

Alright. I'm gonna go out on a limb here. This is difficult to prove, since NONE of us has offered up substantiating evidence, but I'm gonna declare that my knee bruise trumps all y'alls banged-up-body-parts bruises. The coloring is quite dramatic...

I no believe it wif out yer substantiating evidence!

Patti- You are NOT a ninny! You are a composed, lovely lady (who's got a ton going on right now!).

Nobody can see in, right? Click here to see the audience yesterday!

On some occasions there have been two, but yesterday just the one. First time we've been able to catch it in a photo.

SO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is the big mural I've just finished for DD's room.....she's got a thang fer zebras,

Em- THIS is absolutely incredible! I'm speechless!

Lots happening around here. DD and her boyfriend, David have an apartment together. David has been working as a substitute teacher. He obviously won't be able to work over the summer, and the economy the way it is.......it'll be hard for him to find something. David is like family, and in hard times......you take care of your own. So hubby offered to let them live with us to save money. With snow days and holidays, it's been tough going for them, too....so they're going to move in next month.

I think this is happening more and more. Not that I'm happy with the economy, but in some ways, it's kind of nice. My cousins built a duplex in their mom's backyard (years ago)- it's like their own compound. Would love my sister to live closer (so I could steal my goonies more often)!

This morning my sweet, adorable Lyle left me a rat. On my bed. :wub:

I know it was just for me because it wasn't even nibbled on.

:wub:

Soooozie! What an av pic.....I just LOVE it - - Weezie's phace is priceless.

I know- they are so cute!

Awwwwwww . . . and so now it's in the crockpot?? . . . I seem to remember some recipe of yours which called for animal flesh and vegetables . . .What's fer supper, Jess?

Ba ha :lol:

JULES!!! You survived!!!!!

GAWD..it makes me heart sink Jools

I think eating out gluten-free gets easier the more you do it - the more you do it, the easier it gets to ask questions/get a feel for a place AND not feel like you're a pain in their arse (which of course we are NOT, but you know what I mean)

Glad you had some fun though

Gawd!!....his immune system is such a drama queen!!!!!!

Jules- Glad you had phun but sorry about the breakout and the difficulty eating out. I was looking at a "gluten-free menu" the other day and I SWEAR this place thought milk had gluten in it

It does get easier but usually takes a lot of splainin! I agree- I have MUCH better luck at small places with chefs as opposed to cooks.

I think we should ALL gather in a pub today in a cold, snowy city wif a big, blazing fire......absinthe and cinnamon bread all around......a big limo w/ tiger pigs to drive us to a chalet wif crutch-tip infused ho'tubs

This sounds HEAVENLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Darn210]

Wait till they start driving..........then you'll want a little car that ain't a big target and that can swing in and out of mall and bar parking spots with relative ease. . . . . ..

Ummmm . . . . . . NO!!!!!!!! . . . driving age = 16 . . . drinking age = 21 . . . or did you mean when I'm using them as my designated driver??

[flourgirl]

Em... I just have to say again....that mural is astounding! Just love it! Wanna do one for me?

Leeasah.....company comin to stay! I agree with you that families should take care of one another! It's not easy for adult children to come home....all the way around. I hope it all goes smoothly for you.

How's Tel...Niknik? Hives are no phun. Hope he's better soon.

Ju-lee...I sympathize with the restaraunt thing. Around here, when we were attempting to still eat out, I've gotten some really strange comments. Even had one manager tell me...."Oh, my husband had that but he got over it!".....after they poisoned me. (This was in an Outback that has a gluten-free menu). "Oh...you can't have potatoes..right?" I love the way they set the bread directly in front of you after you tell them you can't have it...and the croutons on the salads.....We do NOT go out to anyplace anymore...have not in about a year...I'm too paranoid

Uuuups......we're not supposed to talk about that here....are we?

How's the knee!?! We need a progress report....please

[elye]

Ummmm . . . . . . NO!!!!!!!! . . . driving age = 16 . . . drinking age = 21 . . . or did you mean when I'm using them as my designated driver??

Drinking age is 19 here. And the way Ontario now has its graduated licensing in place, kids who get their learner's permit at 16 aren't driving independently for two years afterward - - until they're 18. SO. . ......... .. they really begin to drink and drive in earnest at about the same time. . .. . .....

Em... I just have to say again....that mural is astounding! Just love it! Wanna do one for me?

Thanks, all! I so enjoyed doing it.....zebras really are lovely creatures, even close up. Such intricate, fascinating markings.....I really do get lost in them. So next - - a leopard face, this one unsettlingly close. . .. . ...not gonna want to go to bed with it starin' at me, fo sho......will decidedly NOT be a bedroom piece.

Uuuups......we're not supposed to talk about that here....are we?

Um, Tareeeeesuh.. . ...... . . ... .... . . we talk about pooping out star shapes, anal glands, squirrel stew . . . . ......you really still believe that there are off-limit topics here??

[Jestgar]

Drinking age is 19 here. And the way Ontario now has its graduated licensing in place, kids who get their learner's permit at 16 aren't driving independently for two years afterward - - until they're 18. SO. . ......... .. they really begin to drink and drive in earnest at about the same time. . .. . .....

It's good that they get to learn drunken driving skills before developing any silly habits like, watching the road, or, keeping both hands on the wheel. They'll be so much more skilled.

[elye]

It's good that they get to learn drunken driving skills before developing any silly habits like, watching the road, or, keeping both hands on the wheel. They'll be so much more skilled.

Yup. Somefin' just doesn't seem quite right in all this. . . ..

[JNBunnie1]

Yup. Somefin' just doesn't seem quite right in all this. . . ..

I think the drinking age should invariably come two years before the driving age. Most people have burned themselves out by then on binge drinking, and those who haven't, will just drive drunk anyway. It's so strange that our driving age is 16, smoking/lotto 18, and drinking 21. You get a deadly weapon before you can smoke a bloody cigarette whilst scratching a lotto ticket?!?!?!?

[elye]

I think the drinking age should invariably come two years before the driving age. Most people have burned themselves out by then on binge drinking, and those who haven't, will just drive drunk anyway. It's so strange that our driving age is 16, smoking/lotto 18, and drinking 21. You get a deadly weapon before you can smoke a bloody cigarette whilst scratching a lotto ticket?!?!?!?

You need to throw the voting age into all this.........At 18 you are presumably old enough to make a momentous, potentially far-reaching democratic decision, but ya gotta wait a year later to start legally getting hammered.......

[curlyfries]

Dear gawd, I DO so hope that I don't look like a soccer mom..... .. 'Twould be the death of me. . . . . ...what exactly does the quintessential Soccer Mom look like? A short-haired van-driver, by the sounds of things. . . .. ....

I was a soccer mom for many years, but hardly stereotypical. No van.....no short hair. Kids would ask me if I was a hippy .....mind you , they have no clue what a hippy really looks like!

Thanks to all for the positive support......I think it will be good for alll of us.

Tinkerbell is an indoor cat, but she did find a mouse in the house once and put it in DD's shoe!

Speaking of rashes and pain....when DD got tested for Lupus, it did come back positive for the skin version. DD was given topical cream and an oral prescription of some kind. The pills seem to help, but she still occassionally gets a HORRIBLE itch that is so bad it brings her to sobbing tears............and it is not where there is a rash........nothing. Now the derm thinks maybe it's not lupus. Jeez..........the first diagnosis before that was scabies..........WRONG ....so it's a vicious cycle of misdiagnoses!