The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

[DingoGirl]

ARRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well I was just very busily involved in posting, Kit grabbed the DSL box and.....all these weird firefox windows popped up - - I closed those and..........shut down c.com and lost everything

but - check this out - - I think Jess's wild keyboard girl is the modern version of Diane Bish!

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T-Tree - lurved your motivational lecture! It's all true....but......since I"ve never been married I really have been feeling like a PHREAK as I've gotten older......people can't handle it......so - my plan is, I find a really cute, yummy-smelling guy with a great dental plan.....we get married........get a couple of root canals and then BAM!!!!!!!!! friendly divorce!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and THEN I CAN SAY I"M DIVORCED!!!!!!!!!!!!

and if you guys think I"m kidding................

Em! a poop-in! Yes, CAPITOL idea, photos of me pets to the White House......check out the latest av, makeout/cuddling session.........I can nae take it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Padddeigh's heading to Mississippi! Must look at the map.......check yer journey.....going through Nashville? I think I should be living there......was there years ago....see if you can find a man wif nice teeth for me, will ya? Allo wanderign around hotel room......good gawd........I can't imagine doing that wif Kitteh, we would not get one second of sleep with Wild Thang......would have to get him a separate room for his nocturnal obnoxiousness

HI Judith! glad yer getting out to the garden today!

Where's Nik? still suffering with Man Phlughue?

Just too quiet here today......anybody have any updates from Lisa?

bye sills - - teeth cleaning today veeeeeeeeeerry painful and have to have my mouth fully numbed

[nikki-uk]

sillies - - Kit eats brussels sprouts, I found out

Kitt-eh flatulence??

Wee Harry is partial to a mushroom and cheese omlette

EM-uh-lee and PadT in hotels ....how very cosmopolitan

Oh! New NCIS starting now, must head to bed this instant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

..just CAN'T get on wiv Gibbs & crew.....bores me psilly.....but why???

Psuess.......why is a 2 legged fellow necessary to make your life complete? (or even normal!).....I learned at a young age that my life WAS complete as it was and that a "companion" would be a nice addition, but not necessary for my survival. I used to get angry with people telling me...."oh, you'll find somebody" (this is at a time when I was definitely NOT looking). I DID find someone.....after 20 years of singlehood, after my son was grown and on his own, at a point in my life when I was really ready for someone. I found my someone when I was NOT looking. (I have to add that in lonely periods of time when I did look around there were plenty of "bottom feeders" in the pond). Life is complete in and of itself as you live it. If you focus on what is lacking you just make yourself unhappy (I'm speaking in general terms, not you, specifically). Be happy with yourself and where you are and the rest will follow.

Ok, that's it for todays lecture. Hope I'm not offending anyone when I do that......

I LOVED this T!!

.so - my plan is, I find a really cute, yummy-smelling guy with a great dental plan.....we get married........get a couple of root canals and then BAM!!!!!!!!! friendly divorce!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aha!!.... a cunning plan!!!!

- - teeth cleaning today veeeeeeeeeerry painful and have to have my mouth fully numbed

NEEEARGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Feeling yer pain (scant enamel coverage on me own English teef )

JOODEE!! Hope you had a productive day in the garden!

Beautiful few days here....but absolutely NO energy on my part, been laid a bit lower than first thought wiv the blasted 'man phlue' <but it hasn't stop me eating >

[Mtndog]

Hi Psillies- Just wanted to poop in and say hello- PadT on her way to Texas, Susie getting married for dental insurance and then divorced

Still thinking about Lisa and famil.

No psilly- too tired. Feeling blah among other things.

Did have a wondrous experience yesterday. Phinally got of the couch and went for a drive. There's a wildlife Refuge about 20 min from here called Plum Island. I got there about the sunset and there were two swan couples swimming in the salt marshes. I took about 30 pics of them being swanly as the sun went down. It was magical!

Can't post pics as my camera is SLR but it Open Original Shared Link

[Darn210]

ARRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Susie's a pirate???

Bev- any update on da book?? I'm getting anxious for some news!!!

I agree that Tea gave a loverly lecture.

Susie, love yer cuddling couple.

Must get out and do a little spring clean up in the flower beds. Got a landscape guy coming on Tuesday to give me an estimate on removing the yews (which I can't stand) and I don't want to look totally incompetent. Need to research a few possibilities for what I'm going to put there instead and then quiz him on what my best bet would be.

[Mtndog]

Just sent out Melissa's update from Fbook. Keep on praying, sending strength or whatever you do!

[Green12]

Morning/afternoon Sillies

We're getting back on the road in a phew minutes--plan to get to Mississippi by tonight.

Hi Patti!

Safe travels today. All of a sudden I have a certain classic rock song in my head, you're a Mississippi Queen!!

My uncle is improving

Hi Amanda, very good news to hear about your Uncle

OK Keyboard musicians, I expect to see something like this from you pretty soon.

Check out the feet and everything.

I am completely lacking the hand, eye, brain coordination for that!

. . . I absolutely adore this latest pic, Soooze. Something out of the newspaper....in fact, you should email some of those shots to your local paper. They would likely be printed....or send them to Barack and his family. The pics would be passed all around Capitol Hill, come into the international debates and the UN briefings - - "How in hell do we maintain any kind of peace in this new, crazed world? Well, take a look at this". . . . ...

Em

Hope you are enjoying your Toronto getaway!

bye sills - - teeth cleaning today veeeeeeeeeerry painful and have to have my mouth fully numbed

Good luck at the dentist today Suze, I'll be thinking of you

Let's hope for none of this

I like you plan of finding the man with a dental plan

Hi Judy!

Hi Theresa!

You ladies enjoy your days.

Nikki, how are you feeling today? I made a note to self not to make that soup of yours. It's a pot of gas

Bev, glad you got out for a drive, looks beautiful.

Thinking of Lisa and all

[DingoGirl]

sillies!

no posts for........almost seven hours??????????? what in hell???? I came home from medieval torture teeth cleaning/blood letting, and nothing here????????????

I am just bereft over Natasha Richardson....... been following that story - she had like, the MILDEST fall and felt fine at the ski resort on - Sunday? went into coma and died today

just unbelievable -

..just CAN'T get on wiv Gibbs & crew.....bores me psilly.....but why???

what? I LOVE them!!!! Dinuzzo and.......the Israeli (really Mexican) gal........and the pig-tailed girl - OUT OF MY MIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jules - had sumphin to say about summat you wrote - oh yeah!!!!!!! Of COURSE Harvey Korman is larphin' in the dentist's chair at Tim Conway *snooooort* :lol:

[psawyer]

It is indeed quiet here today.

[jerseyangel]

Only about a page and a third of sillie today......quiet day fer ya'll I've been looking forward to getting on here all day! What a long, boring drive on the road fer 12 solid hours

I think Allo is getting the hang of this travelling He washed up and napped on and off all day in the car, and tonight he ate, drank water, checked out the room, found his litter box and nary a meow from him. Hopephully, this behavior will continue over night..... We don't need any nocturnal hyjinks.....at least of the feline variety

Gawd, I was thinking a little while ago that when we left the south 14 years ago, I said I was nailin' me pheet to the phloor and never going back. Well, here we are again, and I'm beginning to get phlashbacks already.....it's a warm, humid night.....WIH have I gotten meselph into!!!!!!!??????? <slightpanicyyet overly dramaticphace>

Oh--I ran out of phood! (bad, bad Celiac!).....all I had left was some bread, Enjoy Life cookies and Stax chips. So we went to the grocery store near here and bought OM pre-cooked bacon, lettuce and a tomato and made BLT's in the room wif me toaster and the microwave. Pretty darn (sorry Jan-it) good, I have to say

[Jestgar]

Well, since no one's silly, I'll post a little whiny rant.

My Boss has been SSOOOOOOO annoying. Not only is he expecting me to work (which is, in and of itself annoying, because I certainly have better things to do with my computer than data, hello), but every single frickin' thing I've sent him has been returned with a request for something else. And when finally it's just what he wants to see, do I get "Thank you"? no. I get "great, now could you...".

I feel like whacking him on the head with a stack of numbers saying "Dude! Affirmation! Acknowledgment! That measly little file you dismissed with a 'great' took me 8 months to generate the data, a week to process it, and 10 hours to get it into a form that you could use!" Just because what you get is distilled into a simple form, does not mean it was simple to do. I'm sorry you didn't like my column headings, but could ya maybe consider the value of what's under them???

whew

Needed to get that off my chest. It's been building up for three weeks now. Three weeks that I haven't moved from in front of my computer looking at whatever 730 X 25,000 numbers is.

I seriously need some nocturnal hijinks, and not of the feline variety.

[jerseyangel]

I seriously need some nocturnal hijinks, and not of the feline variety.

Have phun wif that!!

.....and glad you got that off yer chest

mefinks yer boss is a bit of a blockhead

[Jestgar]

Have phun wif that!!

Sadly, the best I'm likely to get is another dead rat.

[Judyin Philly]

Well, since no one's silly, I'll post a little whiny rant.

My Boss has been SSOOOOOOO annoying. whew

Needed to get that off my chest. I seriously need some nocturnal hijinks, and not of the feline variety.

Have phun wif that!!

.....and glad you got that off yer chest

mefinks yer boss is a bit of a blockhead

good for your venting jess.......

patti...was thinking of commenting on your nocturnal hijinks.............but didn't and was turning off the computer and saw you'd posted again.

sillys will have with it tomrrow i bet.

travel safe.

Have a happier day Nikki

[Darn210]

Hey Sillies . . . past me bedtime. Got an email from Lisa that I forwarded. She needs some distraction. She needs a scarf that looks like boobs. She needs some wackl . . . so get busy forwarding those innapropriate funny bits that come in from your coworkers, family members, and friends.

Hi Patti . . . how's yer curly-do doin' in the humidity?

Hi everybody else!!

Jess, go kick yer bosses A$$!!! . . . OK, maybe fantasize about going and kicking yer bosses A$$!!!

And you guys wonder why the thread is quiet??? Hello!!! Patti and Em have VERY limited access!!! . . . Need I say more??

[jerseyangel]

Hee! We're in the central time zone and I'm watching Jay Leno at 10:35!

Doesn't take much to impress me......

[jerseyangel]

And you guys wonder why the thread is quiet??? Hello!!! Patti and Em have VERY limited access!!! . . . Need I say more??

Cute Jan-it, very cute.... But true, nonetheless

If Lisa needs sillie, then sillie she shall have

Oh yeah--the humidity is doin a real job on me hair......

[tom]

Amandehr, glad your uncle's doing better.

And how 'bout sillyville sending not only prayers & positive thoughts to Houston, there's an angel on the way!

It was already 91F in Phx a couple days ago

Just plain nice here, as usual.

YAY, Ptaoughmghmn....! And Sophie's Wildcats are 2-0 in their playoffs!

Was there another game already??

GO WILDCATS!!!

Come and ask me about the crazy sax player from last night weeks ago. . . . . . .

did he make it blow bubbles??

[still catching up . .. . I think . .. .saw last few pages .. . ]

Oh ya .. .NCIS ... thought last ep not as good as many but the "Israeli" is . ..Brazilian is it? Peruvian? Nah I'll go w/ Brasil.

[nikki-uk]

HELLO everybody peeps!!! (Goodnight Pthauoghmn! ..*waiving*)

I am just bereft over Natasha Richardson....... been following that story - she had like, the MILDEST fall and felt fine at the ski resort on - Sunday? went into coma and died today

just unbelievable -

I know! ....she was ok after at first?

and.......the Israeli (really Mexican) gal........and the pig-tailed girl - OUT OF MY MIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

UM yeah ...I thought she was Israeli ...the pig tailed girl (Abbey?) IS cute (always makes me think of Jess with her scientists coat and computer data )

I think Allo is getting the hang of this travelling He washed up and napped on and off all day in the car, and tonight he ate, drank water, checked out the room, found his litter box and nary a meow from him. Hopephully, this behavior will continue over night..... We don't need any nocturnal hyjinks.....at least of the feline variety

Gawd, I was thinking a little while ago that when we left the south 14 years ago, I said I was nailin' me pheet to the phloor and never going back. Well, here we are again, and I'm beginning to get phlashbacks already.....it's a warm, humid night.....WIH have I gotten meselph into!!!!!!!??????? <slightpanicyyet overly dramaticphace>

Oh--I ran out of phood! (bad, bad Celiac!).....all I had left was some bread, Enjoy Life cookies and Stax chips. So we went to the grocery store near here and bought OM pre-cooked bacon, lettuce and a tomato and made BLT's in the room wif me toaster and the microwave. Pretty darn (sorry Jan-it) good, I have to say

Allo..the 'seasoned traveller'

Wow Paddeigh...it ain't easy for 'coeliacs on the road' <band name OR book title?>

...and the heat.....I'D LOVE IT!!!

Needed to get that off my chest. It's been building up for three weeks now. Three weeks that I haven't moved from in front of my computer looking at whatever 730 X 25,000 numbers is.

Well done Jess!!!!!....over worked...under appreciated (me too!)

Jess, go kick yer bosses A$$!!! . . . OK, maybe fantasize about going and kicking yer bosses A$$!!!

HEY Jess!! What's yer boss LOOK like???.....maybe even fantasize about nocturnal hijinx wiv him

And how 'bout sillyville sending not only prayers & positive thoughts to Houston, there's an angel on the way!

Our Paddeigh

It was already 91F in Phx a couple days ago

WHAAAAT?!?! in March??....are you sure Phoenix isn't a 'euphemism' for Hell?!?!

Gotta get ready and get that devil child out of bed (un-enviable task )

LATER !!

[Jestgar]

UM yeah ...I thought she was Israeli ...the pig tailed girl (Abbey?) IS cute (always makes me think of Jess with her scientists coat and computer data )

She's the best part!

hmm, nocturnal hijinks w' me boss. But everything would end with 'great, now could you....'

[Darn210]

hmm, nocturnal hijinks w' me boss. But everything would end with 'great, now could you....'

[blueeyedmanda]

Morning Sillies--Audit day is today...we started early at work this morning---the sun was not even up when I got here....yikes! Hopefully all goes well.

Patti- how is Allo doing after his night? No hijinx? LOL I am wondering when cats get too mature for overnight hijinx? Last night- my cat got excited to see moles in the backyard--he pulled down the curtins in the kitchen window---fell into the sink with the curtins on top of dirty dishes, whilst tangled up inside them....This morning I come down to find more signs of an excited active cat and then come into the kitchen and he is sprawled out on the counter and just looking at me--like it is fine to be lounging on the counter to begin with.

The other night I made this gluten dreams vanilla cake and topped it with strawberry icing. There is about 1/2 the cake left and it was covered on the counter-he had got into that and pawed it up so I have pink paw prints on the counter tops.....The cake went into the trash....Was it a full moon or something????

How are my other sillies--

[nikki-uk]

hmm, nocturnal hijinks w' me boss. But everything would end with 'great, now could you....'

*snoooort*!!!!! <aha!..but you wasn't repulsed by the idea! >

[Judyin Philly]

Morning Sillies--Audit day is today...we started early at work this morning---the sun was not even up when I got here....yikes! Hopefully all goes well.

had got into that and pawed it up so I have pink paw prints on the counter tops.....The cake went into the trash....Was it a full moon or something????

How are my other sillies--

whole story was funny

hope the audit goes well

Patti and her hair curled up and hitting humid weather in TX

can't wait to hear about your first impression.

good to hear from Tom

Nikki get the kid up yet

love reading along

not much going on in me life to send a funny to Lisa.

will ponder it

love judy

[elye]

Mornin', Peeps!

Got my two minutes, here. . . . . ...I see the pages are managing to phlip regardless of the limited access of Pahtee and me. It ain't no two-woman show, here!

Such incredibly sad news about Natasha Richardson. Only 45!! But here is the big, tragic lesson to take away - - NEVER ski ANY hills, particularly those diamonds at Mont Tremblant, without a helmet!!!!

Off to museums and such....saw Jersey Boys last night........Sooooooze, you'd have walked out. It was that good. .. . . ..

[jerseyangel]

hmm, nocturnal hijinks w' me boss. But everything would end with 'great, now could you....'

Gawd!!!!!!

Last night- my cat got excited to see moles in the backyard--he pulled down the curtins in the kitchen window---fell into the sink with the curtins on top of dirty dishes, whilst tangled up inside them....

Picturing this

Mornin' sillies

The last leg of the trip commences momentarily There's dense phog out there now that the hotel guy said stretches all the way to Houston. Should burn off by mid-morning.

Pataughmn, good to see ya

Have a good day, all.....catch ya'll later