The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

[psawyer]

Peeeeeeeeturrr! Must mention THIS big thang: Your brother is coming to town tomorrow night and has a speaking engagement here. Jack is out of his mind over this, and is insisting that he go and ask him all kinds of questions, and assure him that he, as well, does not eat mushrooms. . ......

The problem is, it is in a pub......and I do not believe that they will let a kid in.

Can I name-drop, POeter?? Tell security that I know YOU? This would absolutely allow us to breeze right through.. . .....

EM! Tomorrow he is supposed to be in Montreal. The Ottawa event is Wednesday, at 7:30. The Open Original Shared Link describes itself as a pub, but food is served as well, so the license is probably a dining room or dining lounge. Both of those categories allow for persons of all ages to enter. They have a separate function room, which may be where the event is. There is a phone number on their web site (link above)--you could call to be sure, but I don't think there will be any problem.

[elye]

It is weird when no one says anything about something I say that I think is phunny--I think I must be easily amused

Pahteigh, this actually struck me as hilarious, as it happens to me ALL THE TIME........ . . . . .

Shroom! Methinks this a right of passage, this laborious creation of a heeelarryus post, with multiple quotes and references, and its sudden disappearance from this world. Ptaoughmghmn has mentioned hitting the li'l magic triangle in the upper left of yer screen....supposed to do magical stuff, and bring back posts fer one thing... ... . . I've had NO luck wif this.. ...

[elye]

POeter! Of course.....I knew it was Wednesday.....duuuuuuhhhhh....... . ..

Yep, you are right...it is a restaurant, so The Ripper should be fine. . . .. . .. ...

[Jestgar]

Soozle--the cat poop coffee was so phunny!! I had actually phorgotten about it, so that made it even moreso

I think that part of the discussion came about when I was getting ready fer bed

It is weird when no one says anything about something I say that I think is phunny--I think I must be easily amused

If I'm catching up, I try not to bring up stuff from too many pages, or ideas, ago. Don't wanna disrupt the flow.

And forgot to mention that Peter, apparently, has been elevated to name dropee!!

[Jestgar]

Shroom! Methinks this a right of passage, this laborious creation of a heeelarryus post, with multiple quotes and references, and its sudden disappearance from this world.

If we quote Neroli, are we "doing shrooms"?

[mushroom]

Okay, ya gotta teach me, how do ya do a 'shroom?? You would think I oughta/should know, just in case someone asks or sumfing.

Oh, and the lemon meringue pie looks all gorgeous and scrumptious and I wanna cut into it right now (drop that knife) but I have to wait five hours!!!

[mimommy]

EM! Tomorrow he is supposed to be in Montreal. The Ottawa event is Wednesday, at 7:30.

Peter, not that knowing you isn't deliriously impressive enough, but who's your brother?

Shroom! Methinks this a right of passage, this laborious creation of a heeelarryus post, with multiple quotes and references, and its sudden disappearance from this world. Ptaoughmghmn has mentioned hitting the li'l magic triangle in the upper left of yer screen....supposed to do magical stuff, and bring back posts fer one thing... ... . . I've had NO luck wif this.. ...

It's happened to me, too. (Don't worry, sweetie, it happens to everyone once in a while. It's perfectly normal--really.)

Is a magic triangle any thing like a magic fuzzy?

If we quote Neroli, are we "doing shrooms"?

Gahhhh!!!!!! Good one!

Spent another day sharing my rare genius with the shipping industry.

My boss--the DEAR, SWEET man that he is--is quietly going into the early stages of dementia, I think. He is losing his senses, but we both laugh about it. He cracks me up (when I'm not busy plotting his demise.)

We are a pair of idiots. The blind leading the blonde.

[mimommy]

Oh, and the lemon meringue pie looks all gorgeous and scrumptious and I wanna cut into it right now (drop that knife) but I have to wait five hours!!!

Almost forgot. Neroli, your pie sounds FABULOUS. I love anything with lemon in it.

And hey, what are doing up posting this time of day? I tawt you was a night owl, a midnight rambler, a woman of the guided by the awake with the moon. Does you not sleeep?

[elye]

What in hell time IS it down there, anyways, Shroom?. . ... .. .. .......8 am er sumfin'? Is it Monday or Tuesday in NZ? Think you are ahead of us. . . ........I'm quite bumfoozled. . .........

[psawyer]

Peter, not that knowing you isn't deliriously impressive enough, but who's your brother?

Um, he fabricates stories. Open Original Shared Link

[Jestgar]

Um, he fabricates stories. Open Original Shared Link

And Peter's are always true.

[curlyfries]

Okay, ya gotta teach me, how do ya do a 'shroom?? You would think I oughta/should know, just in case someone asks or sumfing.

Methinks Jess is referring to the psychedelic kind

Peter, not that knowing you isn't deliriously impressive enough, but who's your brother?

He is a writer........you'd have to check with him or Em's son on the books he's written. I hasn't enough memory so am not able to download that info

HI PTAUGHMNM!!!!!!!!What's been keeping you away??????.....Too much estrogen in Psillyville?.......Y'know we really should get more guys on here. Where's Ryan?

Some of my most funniest posts have been lost in the forumless abyss ..........and half the ones that don't get lost don't get the slightest chuckle

'Course..........I am guilty of this oversight as well........I larf to meself over others posts but neglect to share my mirth ........sorry Psuze.....but you do make me laugh,

like, ALLLL the time

[curlyfries]

Methinks Jess is referring to the psychedelic kind

.......by the way........how DO you do a 'shroom? I wouldn't know about such things. <angelface>

[DingoGirl]

ARRRRRRRGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote-busted!!!!!!!!!!!!! now breaking this post into two

<ahem>

A moment, please.....

May I raise a glass and wish a very happy birthday to the founder of our thread--Richard! Gosh, I wish he'd poop in now and then

Missed this earlier!!!!!!! Oh, how I miss our Founder Most Wackl.......

A new gluten-free bread has come out today in Blighty.....Tel has bought a loaf and it's pretty darn good!!!!!!!!!

Tel is now the Earl of Sandwich (old SNL reference for those who remember)

and how is our belaboUred laundress across the pond? Back to gloomy wevvah there?

I have a new bruise forming on me upper leg, where I did my shot last evening. 'Tis bizarre, as it looks VERY like a Hispanic sombrero. . . . ....... I wonder if a li'l face will begin to appear 'neath it. Stayeth tuned. . . .....

Hee! I have a pretty good bruise meselph on the side of me leg, right below me knee. This darn (sorry Jan-it) coffee table is too freakin big fer this apartment and I keep bumping into it when I vacuum

well Padt, CLEARLY the answer is - no more vacuuming, DUH!!!!!!!!!!!!

I most coitainly DID larf and comment on the re-introduction of cat-poo coffee into our discourse!

Just another day here in the 'ville - is it Civets that poop out that coffee? can't remember (too lazy to google - would involve the effort of opening up another screen )

Only tis'nt a good day because I did this big looong post and got the multiple quotey thingy going and said all these hilarious things about polly knee shuns and romantic canucks, the joys of air travel, and cat barf and bruised bruises, and they all vanished into cybernet. Poopy cow

Have a good however much is left of the day wherever you are.

it's so confusing that Shroomie's in another freaking hemisphere!!!!!!!!!! but love the sign off *snigger*

always remember to hit CONTROL Z if you lost yer whole post!!!!! if you're still on the same screen, it all comes back.

but the magic triangle thingy, that is just some satanic devil thing they talk about and.....I don't know what in hell it means.

Peaceful sigh

My boss just approved my not working Fridays. As I am extraordinarily weary from the insulation insanity this weekend, I am both relieved and thankful.

Yay! good news. and more time fer yer Sills.

part deux coming up

[DingoGirl]

and part deux:

It is weird when no one says anything about something I say that I think is phunny--I think I must be easily amused

we all have our different (but oh so frighteningly similar) snort-inducers

If we quote Neroli, are we "doing shrooms"?

annnnnnnnnnd *snort*

Okay, ya gotta teach me, how do ya do a 'shroom?? You would think I oughta/should know, just in case someone asks or sumfing.

The Wackl Miss G did shrooms once......in college? Said she has never laughed harder in her entire life......'twas wondrous, evidently.......can you imagine, a Psilly Psummit on Pshrooms????????

My boss--the DEAR, SWEET man that he is--is quietly going into the early stages of dementia, I think. He is losing his senses, but we both laugh about it. He cracks me up (when I'm not busy plotting his demise.)

We are a pair of idiots. The blind leading the blonde brunette

Are you working for my boss? this sounds suspiciously phamillyer

What in hell time IS it down there, anyways, Shroom?. . .. .......8 am er sumfin'? Is it Monday or Tuesday in NZ? Think you are ahead of us. . . ........I'm quite bumfoozled. . .........

it really is the hardest thing to figger out, isn't it? A whole new fun time warp twist for Sillyville

*cackle*

Some of my most funniest posts have been lost in the forumless abyss ..........and half the ones that don't get lost don't get the slightest chuckle

'Course..........I am guilty of this oversight as well........I larf to meself over others posts but neglect to share my mirth ........sorry Psuze.....but you do make me laugh,

like, ALLLL the time

you too, Wackl One

You know, we're really just all too funny..........and it goes phast and phuriously around here

we could nae possibly larph and quote every single thing that's funny

Where's Judith?

JUDITH!!!!! How's the painting coming along????

more later sills!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

think I'll probably get emoticonally or quote-buste in this post :sneer: [note: this did, in fact, occur. Note to new sills..........if yer post is too long, with too many quotes and such, do a copy and paste and break it into two - also prevents emoticon-punishment ]

[DingoGirl]

.......by the way........how DO you do a 'shroom? I wouldn't know about such things. <angelface>

:lol:

Well, innocent one, I think you eat them.

PTAUM!!!!!!!!!! Ptaum would know!!!!!!!!!!! <summoning him now>

Why are these shrooms so psychaedelic????

and

WHERE DO WE FIND THEM????????????

[elye]

'Course..........I am guilty of this oversight as well........I larf to meself over others posts but neglect to share my mirth

Oh, gad, me, too! I chortle and guffaw my way through a string of ingeniously phunnee posts, and then I lay awake at night and suddenly say, aloud, "crap! I didn't put a string of cackly faces denoting my great laughter after those quotes of Jyess's and Pahtee's and Sooozle's!"

Everybody is SOOOOO PHUNNEEEEEEEE.. ..... . . . . . sometimes I can barely stand it. . . .. . ..

[DingoGirl]

Oh, gad, me, too! I chortle and guffaw my way through a string of ingeniously phunnee posts, and then I lay awake at night and suddenly say, aloud, "crap! I didn't put a string of cackly faces denoting my great laughter after those quotes of Jyess's and Pahtee's and Sooozle's!"

Everybody is SOOOOO PHUNNEEEEEEEE.. ..... . . . . . sometimes I can barely stand it. . . .. . ..

:lol:

You know, I'm pondering this. I think we've become a bit......inured to our actual phunniness. We are just so USED to our insane cleverness, that we're no longer shocked.

After all, isn't it said that laughter is an expression of......surprise?

We are amazingly professional and astute and now, quite enduring in our profound silliness.....in a moment I am going to go back and check the date of Good King Richard's actual FIRST post of this thread.

<ahem, BTW Yours Truly is POST NUMBER TWO, PAGE ONE and I don't really feel that any of youse every properly acknowledged that afore :lol: >

[curlyfries]

OMG Psillies.......have you ever used one of those automatic air fresheners that releases a burst of scent every few minutes???

My DD put one in the den, and.....

It sounds like a snotty cat sneeze!!!

I keep thinkin......poor Tinkerbell!!

[elye]

You know, I'm pondering this. I think we've become a bit......inured to our actual phunniness. We are just so USED to our insane cleverness, that we're no longer shocked.

After all, isn't it said that laughter is an expression of......surprise?

We are amazingly professional and astute and now, quite enduring in our profound silliness....

You are absolutely right, Sooooze. We have become too damn funny fer our own good.. ... . . . ..

<ahem, BTW Yours Truly is POST NUMBER TWO, PAGE ONE and I don't really feel that any of youse every properly acknowledged that afore >

Dear gawd, I actually DO think of this, if anyone can believe it.

Soooozie should be our Honourary Forever Princess, er Goodwill Ambassador, er some such impressive figgerhead. . .. .....

[elye]

......have you ever used one of those automatic air fresheners that releases a burst of scent every few minutes???

Lord, I sure don't need one o' those.....I got a DH who does this regularly. . . .....

[DingoGirl]

OMG Psillies.......have you ever used one of those automatic air fresheners that releases a burst of scent every few minutes???

My DD put one in the den, and.....

It sounds like a snotty cat sneeze!!!

I keep thinkin......poor Tinkerbell!!

a snotty cat sneeze? Wee Alfred Kit hasn't had any psnotty psneezes yet. I"ll look for them. <speaking of Alfie, the kids are wrasslin' QUITE hard at this moment - I may have to break it up )

I am afeared of those aggressive, spraying air fresheners. They just seem really...intrusive and hostile.

I have my fave ones of all........Ms. Perfectly Perfect (lovely next-door-neighbor) turned me onto it and bought me one.....it's from BAth and Body Works - is that what in hell it's called? Plug-in air fresheners in Warm Vanilla Sugar. When they go half off ($6 for two), I stock up.

smells lurvely

[DingoGirl]

Dear gawd, I actually DO think of this, if anyone can believe it.

Soooozie should be our Honourary Forever Princess, er Goodwill Ambassador, er some such impressive figgerhead. . .. .....

Her Most Regal Queen Princess of Goodwill Wacklness

OMG - the date was September, 2006. We have two-and-a-half years of pure ribaldry and mirth. Getting worse better, as we know, as we go. Tra la. :lol:

Lord, I sure don't need one o' those.....I got a DH who does this regularly. . . .....

Will sneezes like a snotty cat?

Quite an aphrodesiac

[jerseyangel]

OMG - the date was September, 2006. We have two-and-a-half years of pure ribaldry and mirth. Getting worse better, as we know, as we go. Tra la. :lol:

Has it really been that long???

Wow--that's a LOT o'silliness!

[curlyfries]

Will sneezes like a snotty cat?

Quite an aphrodesiac

Actually.....I'll bet he releases a burst of scent every few minutes