The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

[Jestgar]

It sounds like a snotty cat sneeze!!!

:lol:

[DingoGirl]

Has it really been that long???

Wow--that's a LOT o'silliness!

Yes, i'tis!!!!!!!!!!!! We are one Psilly bunch.

and we are lucky to have found such a bless-ed and fortunate place

Actually.....I'll bet he releases a burst of scent every few minutes

:lol:

from his anal glands, I bet

[Jestgar]

:lol:

from his anal glands, I bet

oh gads.

Do NOT want to hear the stories from those expression events. :greenguy:

[mushroom]

If we quote Neroli, are we "doing shrooms"?

And here I is all this time walking around, not knowing I was supposed to be whacked out, but instead smelling of orange blossom [b/]

Almost forgot. Neroli, your pie sounds FABULOUS. I love anything with lemon in it.

Alas, pie was not as fab as I would have liked--see post on cooking thread. Everyone scarfed it anyway

And hey, what are doing up posting this time of day? I tawt you was a night owl, a midnight rambler, a woman [of the night guided by the awake with the moon. Does you not sleeep?

I post when the spirit moves me when I have time when I can't sleep when nobody else is on the computer.

We only has one itsy bitsy little owl here, and he's called a morepork , a hog eater!, who woulda thought? And it's kinda nice in the middle of the night to hear this little bird crying "More pork! More pork!"[b/]

What in hell time IS it down there, anyways, Shroom?. . ... .. .. .......8 am er sumfin'? Is it Monday or Tuesday in NZ? Think you are ahead of us. . . ........I'm quite bumfoozled. . .........

We ackshully get a bit bumfoozled (love that word describes it poifectlly) by it too. Depends who is on or off daylight saving/PST/EST/MT/Navajo Nation/those crazy folk in Indiana/time so we end up ringing calling peeples at 4 in the morning who ain't especially pleased to hear from us For what it's worth, right now it's 10:40 p.m., five hours behind but one day ahead of Pacific Daylight Saving Time, because we just went off daylight saving because they couldn't find any more light to be saved any longer. So yes, it's Tuesday, almost Wednesday, but when I come back to US I will have two June 8's,arriving before I left, and when I returns will totally miss September 17 (hope nuffin happens that day)

I did'na win at bridge today(good hostess), the lemon meringue pie was not phantabulous, Miss Emily barfed up a furball this morning and slept on the bridgeplayers' sweaters all afternoon, but has this beatific smile on her face 'cos she didn't have to clean it up, and she says, you shoulda brushed me, drongo. At least she chose the tiled floor. Our Abby (when we had her, bless her heart) always made a mad dash for the rug to barf. AARRGGH. And I did'na know any better and was giving her this gluten with the horrible red dye in it, and here she should have been a total carnivore . Oh, the total shame, and the poor kitters.

Getting s.l.e.e.p.y. Night night, see you in the afternoon evening whenever. If this post fails, I think I will shoot meselph, or take computer lessons on SeniorNet.

'shroom

[nikki-uk]

ALWAYS laughing along peeps, but meybe not always commenting <t'is to do wiv me being too bloody lazy to quote >

.......by the way........how DO you do a 'shroom? I wouldn't know about such things. <angelface>

I dunno Leese, BUT I got me to thinking ( ) that we could make a Frittata - throw the 'shrooms in....AND it's got CHEESE for PadT

Everybody's happy!!

T'is dull, dull, damp and grEy and I am now reduced to handwashing some clothes!!! ..........if I can just climb out from under this pile of dirty laundry

GAHHH!!!!

GADS!! The damage to me hands!!! I am soooo getting me a manicure when the blasted washer's fixed

....doubt I'll even be able to get to the door to let the repair man IN by Thursday

Maybe I could throw a few bits in the dishwasher???,a couple of socks in the (electric) kettle???

ERMM SUEZHIIII!!!!.......I'd like to mention that Patti and *I* were also on the phirst page of psillyness all those years ago *snigger*

[jerseyangel]

T'is dull, dull, damp and grEy and I am now reduced to handwashing some clothes!!! ..........if I can just climb out from under this pile of dirty laundry

GAHHH!!!!

GADS!! The damage to me hands!!! I am soooo getting me a manicure when the blasted washer's fixed

Gawd Nik, you poor wee thing ya! Still doin yer laundry by hand--and wif all those big guy clothes, too! I should say--yes--treat thyselph to a manacure as soon as it's fixed. Lawd knows, you deserve it

Were we on the very phirst page? I knew we were around somewhere around the start.....sumpin bout silly songs.....

[flourgirl]

QUOTE (elye @ Apr 27 2009, 04:56 PM)

What in hell time IS it down there, anyways, Shroom?. . .. .......8 am er sumfin'? Is it Monday or Tuesday in NZ? Think you are ahead of us. . . ........I'm quite bumfoozled. . .........

it really is the hardest thing to figger out, isn't it? A whole new fun time warp twist for Sillyville

*cackle*

I don't worry about the time zones, or mermaid meridian lines or any of that stuff. For me, Psilliville has it's own time warp, totally outside of "real" time. Kinda sucks you in and holds you under if you're not careful!

[Jestgar]

At 3:30 this morning Lyle brought a live, squeaking mouse into the room, which he proceeded to chase around, and then LOST.

Now I have an unsupervised rodent wandering around my house.

(At least I know he's not chewing through my unwashed socks that're piled around the room.)

[elye]

Rayechulll and I is Squigglin' together this early morn' . .. . ...Jeez, and we hardly know each other. . .......

Actually.....I'll bet he releases a burst of scent every few minutes

from his anal glands, I bet

Do NOT want to hear the stories from those expression events. :greenguy:

I vaguely remember discovering (how? through my vet, I believe) and sharing with y'all that we humans DO, ourselves, have anal glands. They are relatively dormant, and perform nothing like those of many four-legged mammals.

However, I am willing to believe that DH has a mutant gene, passed from his mother, causing anything but dormancy. Unbelievable..... aromatic activity, even after all this time gluten-free. Please remember his phart-charting numbers. . . . ...

No spraying or anything, thank gawd.

Well, d'ya think I'd still be with the bloke were that happening??

Depends who is on or off daylight saving/PST/EST/MT/Navajo Nation/those crazy folk in Indiana/time so we end up ringing calling peeples at 4 in the morning who ain't especially pleased to hear from us For what it's worth, right now it's 10:40 p.m., five hours behind but one day ahead of Pacific Daylight Saving Time, because we just went off daylight saving because they couldn't find any more light to be saved any longer.

Gahhhhhh. . . ....I'd nae last. .. . .....!!

Now, when you posted, Shroom, it was 6:40 pm my time. . ....six hours behind you, as France is. But wait.......is it TWELVE hours, plus the six?? Must be, as I know you guys are wayyyyy ahead of us. . .......

Ow, My braaaaaaaaiiiiiinnnnnnn. . .. ... .. ......

I dunno Leese, BUT I got me to thinking ( ) that we could make a Frittata - throw the 'shrooms in....AND it's got CHEESE for PadT

Everybody's happy!!

Everybody but POeter's brother, who will not touch any foodstuffs that are.......what.....on a different evolutionary level than humans....er sumfin'. . . ...Um, I DO know that his list of non-edibles includes mushrooms. . . . . ...

POeter! Why in hell is this again?

Nik and her hands! Ya aren't wearing any gloves, then? I say YES, throw a load o' darks into the dishwasher -- 'tis yer new ebay acquisition, and should clean them up wondrously. . . ....and there is a drying cycle, as well, I'm sure! You're set. . . ....

[mimommy]

We are just so USED to our insane cleverness, that we're no longer shocked.

We are amazingly professional and astute and now, quite enduring in our profound silliness.

What an eloquent orator our designated designee is

But Suze, what if we're not insanely clever, rather cleverly insane . What if our affection is cleverly disguising our afflliction?

^{Hmmm....what's Mimms putting in her coffee????}

Soooozie should be our Honourary Forever Princess, er Goodwill Ambassador, er some such impressive figgerhead. . .. .....

And here I is all this time walking around, not knowing I was supposed to be whacked out, but instead smelling of orange blossom

I post when the spirit moves me when I have time when I can't sleep when nobody else is on the computer.

We only has one itsy bitsy little owl here, and he's called a morepork , a hog eater!, who woulda thought? And it's kinda nice in the middle of the night to hear this little bird crying "More pork! More pork!"[b/]

We ackshully get a bit bumfoozled (love that word describes it poifectlly) by it too. Depends who is on or off daylight saving/PST/EST/MT/Navajo Nation/those crazy folk in Indiana/time so we end up ringing calling peeples at 4 in the morning who ain't especially pleased to hear from us For what it's worth, right now it's 10:40 p.m., five hours behind but one day ahead of Pacific Daylight Saving Time, because we just went off daylight saving because they couldn't find any more light to be saved any longer. So yes, it's Tuesday, almost Wednesday, but when I come back to US I will have two June 8's,arriving before I left, and when I returns will totally miss September 17 (hope nuffin happens that day)

I did'na win at bridge today(good hostess), the lemon meringue pie was not phantabulous, Miss Emily barfed up a furball this morning and slept on the bridgeplayers' sweaters all afternoon, but has this beatific smile on her face 'cos she didn't have to clean it up, and she says, you shoulda brushed me, drongo. At least she chose the tiled floor. Our Abby (when we had her, bless her heart) always made a mad dash for the rug to barf. AARRGGH. And I did'na know any better and was giving her this gluten with the horrible red dye in it, and here she should have been a total carnivore . Oh, the total shame, and the poor kitters.

Getting s.l.e.e.p.y. Night night, see you in the afternoon evening whenever. If this post fails, I think I will shoot meselph, or take computer lessons on SeniorNet.

'shroom

Neroli, you whole post was fantastic, don't know where to even start.

Orangeblossoms: You're such a flower child. Late night posts by the light of the moon. I shall refer to you henceforth as Moonbeam

The Morepork owl story was wonderful!

Maybe I could throw a few bits in the dishwasher???, a couple of socks in the (electric) kettle???

_{*note to self--never--EVER--accept tea from Nikki}

[flourgirl]

OMG Psillies.......have you ever used one of those automatic air fresheners that releases a burst of scent every few minutes???

My DD put one in the den, and.....

It sounds like a snotty cat sneeze!!!

I keep thinkin......poor Tinkerbell!!

Lord, I sure don't need one o' those.....I got a DH who does this regularly. . . .....

Heh heh heh.....we must have shopped for our hubbies in the same outlet!

We can't use things like this at home....te air fresheners, I mean. We both are scent-sensitive. Would be nice to be able to *wear* a scent once in a while, but we both get sick from it. (sigh)

Just another day here in the 'ville - is it Civkebs that poop out that coffee? can't remember (too lazy to google - would involve the effort of opening up another screen )

Mornin/evenin/twilightzonetime everyspillibody! Day off today.....tenk Gott!!! Don't think I could face find the energy to go in today. BUT, it's still summery here and I'ma gonna play outside (if it kills me). Hope yer all doing jess phine!

[mimommy]

We ackshully get a bit bumfoozled (love that word describes it poifectlly) by it too. Depends who is on or off daylight saving/PST/EST/MT/Navajo Nation/those crazy folk in Indiana/time so we end up ringing calling peeples at 4 in the morning who ain't especially pleased to hear from us For what it's worth, right now it's 10:40 p.m., five hours behind but one day ahead of Pacific Daylight Saving Time, because we just went off daylight saving because they couldn't find any more light to be saved any longer. So yes, it's Tuesday, almost Wednesday, but when I come back to US I will have two June 8's,arriving before I left, and when I returns will totally miss September 17 (hope nuffin happens that day)

Aye, carumba. Oy vey. I had written this whole thing in the last post and it just...disappeared <<<spookymusicemoticon>>

BUMFOOZLED Reminds me of Horton Hears a Who

AnyWho--I have been to the county in Indiana that had the weird time zone issues, many times. I think they have regulated it now so that all counties have to be on the same time, but a few years ago it was allowed to be set by individual county. There was one particular county that voted for Daylight Savings Time, when the others didn't. If you had a long commute it could be a different time at your job than at your home. You could arrive somewhere the same time you left, but the return trip was 2 hours later (that re-entry is a b****, Captain). The post office had clocks for world time, local time, and county time. The local gas station had a sign that said "Does anybody really know what time it is?"

On our first trip there my cell phone downloaded the updated time THREE times between the Michigan/Indiana border and our arrival out our hotel

QUOTE (elye @ Apr 27 2009, 04:56 PM)

What in hell time IS it down there, anyways, Shroom?. . .. .......8 am er sumfin'? Is it Monday or Tuesday in NZ? Think you are ahead of us. . . ........I'm quite bumfoozled. . .........

it really is the hardest thing to figger out, isn't it? A whole new fun time warp twist for Sillyville

*cackle*

I don't worry about the time zones, or mermaid meridian lines or any of that stuff. For me, Psilliville has it's own time warp, totally outside of "real" time. Kinda sucks you in and holds you under if you're not careful!

Aye, Lass, tis true. I am now late

At 3:30 this morning Lyle brought a live, squeaking mouse into the room, which he proceeded to chase around, and then LOST.

Now I have an unsupervised rodent wandering around my house.

(At least I know he's not chewing through my unwashed socks that're piled around the room.)

They make great pets. Mine has super healing powers. A mouse with nine lives if ever there was, to be sure.

Must...go...to...work<<wahwahwahemoticon>>

[Judyin Philly]

morning

Hi all

Nikki......oye, sorry about the hand washing of all the laundry

Patti......heard on tv your getting 3-4 " of rain this am.

guess you pay for your sunny days and warm weather........oye

must get out to paint and scrape before it hits 90

Judy

[curlyfries]

We ackshully get a bit bumfoozled (love that word describes it poifectlly) by it too. Depends who is on or off daylight saving/PST/EST/MT/Navajo Nation/those crazy folk in Indiana/time so we end up ringing calling peeples at 4 in the morning who ain't especially pleased to hear from us For what it's worth, right now it's 10:40 p.m., five hours behind but one day ahead of Pacific Daylight Saving Time, because we just went off daylight saving because they couldn't find any more light to be saved any longer. So yes, it's Tuesday, almost Wednesday, but when I come back to US I will have two June 8's,arriving before I left, and when I returns will totally miss September 17 (hope nuffin happens that day)

Those who???.....what?????........We were perfectly happy with our time zone, thank you very much!

Everybody but POeter's brother, who will not touch any foodstuffs that are.......what.....on a different evolutionary level than humans....er sumfin'. . . ...Um, I DO know that his list of non-edibles includes mushrooms. . . . . ...

POeter! Why in hell is this again?

I don't know about PeOter's brother, but mushrooms are......like...........ewwwww..........................FUNGUS!!!!!!!!!!

[elye]

Hey, I LOVE fungus! Well, I suppose not ALL varieties. ........ . . ..especially the stuff I used to get under me big toe.. .... . . . .:greenguy:...... . . . .

OMG.....Indiana time zones... . . . ...how in hell would people LIVE like that?? Is it still this way? Think I'd be blubbering mess . .. . . . ......

I have trouble with the one-hour change twice a year.....I can just imagine me living through it every day. "Let's see......must give fast-acting insulin NOW, but no....it will be an hour later when I'm home from work. . . . .so I shall wait, and eat an hour earlier. . ....but wait .. .."

[nikki-uk]

MOre pork owl

Can one ever have enough pork???

But Suze, what if we're not insanely clever, rather cleverly insane . What if our affection is cleverly disguising our afflliction?

OMG!!!!! YES!!!!! What if...??????? - am askeert!!

_{*note to self--never--EVER--accept tea from Nikki}

HEY!!! I gots 4 males in me house...that's ALOT of socks to wash with no washing machine

AnyWho--I have been to the county in Indiana that had the weird time zone issues, many times. I think they have regulated it now so that all counties have to be on the same time, but a few years ago it was allowed to be set by individual county. There was one particular county that voted for Daylight Savings Time, when the others didn't. If you had a long commute it could be a different time at your job than at your home. You could arrive somewhere the same time you left, but the return trip was 2 hours later (that re-entry is a b****, Captain). The post office had clocks for world time, local time, and county time. The local gas station had a sign that said "Does anybody really know what time it is?"

On our first trip there my cell phone downloaded the updated time THREE times between the Michigan/Indiana border and our arrival out our hotel

WHAAAAATTTTT???????

Are you Northerly American peeps winding me up again???

Dear GAAAWD!!!! Time Zones make me li'l brain turn to custard

I think NZ is 11 hours ahead of me (British Summer Time) and *I* am 8 hrs ahead of you PDTime peeps ,which would mean 'Shroom is like 19HOURS AHEAD of yerz ....

Most wackl INDEED!!

We need 'Psillyville' time zone (for the addicted and afflicted )

[DingoGirl]

Sills

:lol: :lol:

time zone discushuns is very phunny

no time to quote -

but did you all see this??

Open Original Shared Link

poor widdle dog!!!!!!!!

[DingoGirl]

EMMEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LURVE yer pic. Looks like you are on the beach, however.

I am confuzzled

You on a sandy beach wif deck chairs, and yer two sub-standard poodles

[DingoGirl]

am at work - and, I just showed my boss and my young co-worker, Derek, my cleavage sternum.

:lol: :lol:

it was shocking......in its phlagrant display of savage boniness

and the looks on their faces

Derek had to avert his gaze

OMG! just read Reighchull's time zone discussion

Nik -she actually is NOT windin' you up - 'tis true!!!!! and most wackl

Hey - where in hell is gianknit????

and Geoss has a live, unsupervised MOUSE?

this is untenable......

I have a pest control man coming to spray tomorrow.....rather pleased

back to......"work"

[nikki-uk]

Open Original Shared Link

...the pet psychic reunited them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ......... wait ...we don't have them 'ere

am at work - and, I just showed my boss and my young co-worker, Derek, my cleavage sternum.

x10 with *SNOOooRT*

Picturing, poor wee Derek averting his gaze ...... looking (I suspect) like a rabbit in the headlights

- where in hell is gianknit????

Meybe she's lost in one of them there weirdy-beardy time zones of which you speak?????

or

p'raps her back is still out

<out where???.....will it be smart dress only?? >

I have a pest control man coming to spray tomorrow.....rather pleased

Is this to get rid of the wee Mexican Hispanic man??

crackin meselph up here!!

JOODEE!!!!

Crack on with that porch girl!!

Football's on tv

Socks and pants boxers shorts knickers panties are soaking in the bath (tub)

...was that TMI???

I am discombobulated by it all

[elye]

Savage Sooooze is showing 'er bony sternum off. . . . .at the office, yet. .. ....

How did this happen, Sooozle? Were you bending over a file cabinet? The paper-shredder? All details, s'il vous plait.. . ....

Open Original Shared Link

Wow! Six pounds really flies!

Well.....I can only begin to imagine how far I'd be thrown.... . kilometres, I am certain.

Um, not. The gale-force wind would probably cause me to lean forward a wee bit. . . ...

EMMEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LURVE yer pic. Looks like you are on the beach, however.

'Tis on me deck, in my MUSCOKA chair, dogs ensconced.. . .......

Today it is FREEZING. Yesterday 30 C, today 13 if we are lucky.

[mushroom]

I dunno Leese, BUT I got me to thinking ( ) that we could make a Frittata - throw the 'shrooms in....AND it's got CHEESE for PadT

Everybody's happy!!

Wait a minute here, I is fried already! Keep the heat off me. Drowning in eggs and cheese?? GAAH If I has to go, make it ice cream and chocolate please

Now I have an unsupervised rodent wandering around my house.

Look under the bed, Jess; they is always under the bed. Even the rat what got into my house was under da bed (well, when he wasn't making a nest under the recliner or hiding behind the heatilator fireplace and pooping all over the house after eating the cat food.. But we got the little bugger in the end, trapped him in the firebox and Dh shot 'im with his airgun--good shot that man, right 'tween the eyes. Think I'll keep him..no, not the rat, psillies.

Now, when you posted, Shroom, it was 6:40 pm my time. . ....six hours behind you, as France is. But wait.......is it TWELVE hours, plus the six?? Must be, as I know you guys are wayyyyy ahead of us. . .......

Ow, My braaaaaaaaiiiiiinnnnnnn. . .. ... .. ......

Don't know what kind of clock you have Em, OR WHAT TIME ZONE you is in there, but that could nae be the time for thee... 6:40 a.m. p'rhaps and you was just getting up? Or was you eating dinner? Ahh, I get it, you base your time on France and calculate everything from there. That's a canuck for ya. Hey, I read that was a "slightly disparaging" term, so don't mean to disparage We do the same thing, base everything on GMT and good 'ole England, but we is slowly cutting our colonial apron strings.

If you had a long commute it could be a different time at your job than at your home. You could arrive somewhere the same time you left, but the return trip was 2 hours later (that re-entry is a b****, Captain).

:lol: Yep, I used to correspond with someone in that boat, lived right near the border; meant arranging meetings with other folks over the line was a bit difficult. And you always ended up missing your curfew

It's that time of year here where it can't decide whether to be Indian Summer, or fall--well, it's definitely falling--or winter with the icy southerlies blasting up from the Antarctic. Just like Em, it goes from 30 to 13 overnight (yesterday was 29, today might get to 12). If it stops raining must get out and tidy up my garden a bit, PLANT WINTER VEG (for the housesitter??? well, yes, if I want her to do a good job and luv me kitty an' all)'

'shroom

[DingoGirl]

WHERE IS EVERYONE?????? <lip quiver>

thank gawd Emmel and Nik showed up, I was feelin' askeert and lonely!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Can't quote - am at work - but Nikkel's whole poast cracked me up, as did Emmel's

TMI? did Nik actually ask us that?

Emmel! my cleavage.....well, I showed young Derek a halter dress I've purchased on ebay. He mentioned that it was quite low-cut (it's NORMAL, and hardly shows anything) and said my cleavage would show.

"Impossible," I laughed, "one would have to have cleavage for it to show."

.....at which moment I promptly yanked down my crew-neck t-shirt, showed my entire sternum, and pummelled it for extra effect (the sound of the knuckles against the bones is.....really quite powerful)

am feeling most wackl adn giddy today

Karenly is coming over later with a fresh batch of oranges and some yummy grapefruits from her parents' trees - she says the flavoUr is quite good, at this time - - -

you know what that means, Sills - -

FUZZIES and GREYHOUNDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DingoGirl]

SHROOMIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

where in hell do you GO for the winter??????

oh, this is glamorous, Sills.......I just know it

the time zone talk is making me looney

[elye]

.....at which moment I promptly yanked down my crew-neck t-shirt, showed my entire sternum, and pummelled it for extra effect (the sound of the knuckles against the bones is.....really quite powerful)

Soooooze, this is, again, rather simian of you. . .. . ..

WHO IS KARENLY? Do we know of this person? She does sound phab, complete with home-grown citrus. . . . .....MethinksI want a karenly........

All right, speaking of breast-bashing and such: DD came to me with a very Ripper-like factoid, and one that I shall google as it just seems too out of whack to believe -- but I thought I would toss it out to my Psills to chew over:

Apparently, one in TWENTY women has a third nipple.

This cannot be so. That is a lot of women circulating with three nipples! I have seen, what, a thousand different women in the shower at the gym so far in my life. FIFTY of them should have had three nipples!

.. . ... . . ........That's 1,500 nipples!

Must read up on this .. . ...... . .

And are the extra ones all purported to be on the breasts? Do they ever appear on one's feet, or forehead??

Where did she get such a piece of information? I believe she said it was a gynecological publication. . . .....

Or from one of her fellow fifteen-year old girlfriends, yukking it up in the school washroom between classes. . ....