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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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elye Community Regular

OMG. . ........ . ....

elye Community Regular
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jerseyangel Proficient

I pheel so inadequate...... :rolleyes:

Jestgar Rising Star

M has been set loose...

curlyfries Contributor
WHAT IN HELL occurred here last night????

My thoughts exactly!

I hang around, talkin to meself, finally give up, go to bed, get up, no hurry to get on, cause there may be a couple posts, if any.... and there's a coupla pages! :o

.....and once again, I missed all the fun AND a Ptaughmnus poop-in! :angry:

Cannot wrap me brain around all this new stuff. Pseuzzle and Pattikins struggling....what chance do I have? Computers are not my thang.

OMG........didn't watch Rachelle's yellow barficon long enough! That's awesome!!!!

Ptaughmnus.....glad to see yer finally gettin some answers. I know you've had some of the best doctors tring to figure this out, but dang....it's about time! Hope you continue to improve :D

Oooh!...I see that little box Gianknit(?) showed.....very helpful, BTW.

It says "insert image'.........can't be too hard.......

......ferget that!.......I don't get it.......goin back to review.....

.....I have a clipboard?????.....

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OK........I get Ptaum's trick for the green guy ( but a lot of frickin typing for that, btw)

Do not understand PeOter.....I don't speak computer :(

curlyfries Contributor
( but a lot of frickin typing for that, btw)

Duh.....why didn't I copy and paste?......see what I mean? :rolleyes:


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curlyfries Contributor

First problem.......

.......when I right click on somethin, I don't get "copy image location" as a choice :angry:

Darn210 Enthusiast
First problem.......

.......when I right click on somethin, I don't get "copy image location" as a choice :angry:

When I right click, I select properties and then in the box that pops up, I select and copy the address (URL), then paste said address into the image thingy button window.

Jestgar Rising Star

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hee

Darn210 Enthusiast
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hee

Well . . . that's interesting . . . opens up all kinds of doors, don't it??? So the question is . . . if I change my av, will this pic go away? . . . or does Celiac.com keep a record of it? (Can't be bothered to check now . . . it's lunch time!!!)

curlyfries Contributor

I have an error that says ...Sorry, dynamic pages in the %7Boption%7D tags are not allowed

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curlyfries Contributor

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hee :D

Jestgar Rising Star
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hee :D

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
hee :D

Dontcha mean "har"

Who's the girl hikin' up her dress?

elye Community Regular

OMG.... . . . .what this has opened up. . .......the possibilities, the limits.....they remain truly endless. . . ......... am frightened and exhilerated. . . ..... :lol:

My new laughy face, BTW:

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Shall be using it henceforth....... . ..

When I right click, I select properties and then in the box that pops up, I select and copy the address (URL), then paste said address into the image thingy button window.

POeter is THEEEEE most incredible teacher -- If you have never taught, POeter, you have indeed missed yer calling. I am a useless clod when it comes to ANY high-tech stuff - - even the DVD player, changing gears on my bike....it is that bad. But I followed Jyaghnutt's initial instructuion, and then everythin' POeter said afterward.. . ......

I actually am agog. I managed to do this. Man, I can do ANYTHING.

I may try to go to the moon, er sumfin'.. . .... . ..I am delerious with the height of my latest accomplishment.

Well . . . that's interesting . . . opens up all kinds of doors, don't it??? So the question is . . . if I change my av, will this pic go away? . . . or does Celiac.com keep a record of it? (Can't be bothered to check now . . . it's lunch time!!!)

Dear gaaaaaawwwwwd.... . ...the earth is wobbling.. .. ......house of mirrors.....getting quite surreal.. . . ..... :huh::lol:

jerseyangel Proficient

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I did it meselph!!!!!!!!!! :D:D

I have things to do but I was gonna sit here till I figured it out.

I thought the image button thingy was supposed to be on me keyboard :ph34r: When it dawned on me that it was right there in front of me, it got much easier :lol:

curlyfries Contributor
Dontcha mean "har"

Who's the girl hikin' up her dress?

That be me! :P

I flashed y'all!!!

:lol:

psawyer Proficient
When I right click on somethin, I don't get "copy image location" as a choice :angry:

I phorgot, not everybuddy uses Mozilla Firefox. :o

When I right click, I select properties and then in the box that pops up, I select and copy the address (URL), then paste said address into the image thingy button window.

That's wot ewe haf to do when using Internet Exploder. :(

So the question is . . . if I change my av, will this pic go away? . . . or does Celiac.com keep a record of it?

That link points to yer av on celiac.com, and will cause your current av, whatever that is, to be shown.

Darn210 Enthusiast
That link points to yer av on celiac.com, and will cause your current av, whatever that is, to be shown.

Ahhhh yesssss . . . I see now . . . the av/image is designated with my member number . . . makes sense.

So how long will it take for Scott to see that we are totally abusing the image function that he resently added?? . . . and take it away?? :ph34r:

Jestgar Rising Star
So how long will it take for Scott to see that we are totally abusing the image function that he resently added?? . . . and take it away?? :ph34r:

snort

Resentingly added?

Gotta go out for a bit. Heading out to Hoe Depot to pick up some stakes :ph34r: :ph34r:

elye Community Regular
Ahhhh yesssss . . . I see now . . . the av/image is designated with my member number . . . makes sense.

GAH! Numbers? Me senses some mathS! :o No wonder this stuff is SOoooOo agonizingly painful pour moi. . ....

So how long will it take for Scott to see that we are totally abusing the image function that he resently added?? . . . and take it away?? :ph34r:

Yes, I know... . . ... ...does it, like, cost him any extra money? Copyright clause infringements, rental space on a page, extra for coloUred ink? :rolleyes:

We must thank our Grand Poobah, Scott, in proper ceremony.

Thank You, Skaought!

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Gotta go out for a bit. Heading out to Hoe Depot to pick up some stakes :ph34r::ph34r:

Jyessss, why are you whispering? Are you using the stakes for something dangerous and clandestine?..... . .Are you driving the stakes through someone's heart?

GAH! More signs! :lol:

nikki-uk Enthusiast

Arrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

''Sorry, dynamic pages in the %7Boption%7D tags are not allowed''

What in hell?? :blink:

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