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We must have scared them away! Who IS spying on us? :lol: :lol:

Hope Sophie's groin heals quickly! She is QUITE the goalie!

Kurt got me Bruins tickets fer me birfday and it's a game against the OTTAWA Senators! Em- You wanna come down?


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jerseyangel Proficient
<loads o' room for psillies! :D >

Yep! The summit awaits :D

Hee--it's never Lupus :lol: Remember the Seinfeld episode where George kept saying to the doctor--"it it Lupus"? :lol:

Speaking of which--is anyone watching Curb Your Enthusiasm this season? The Seinfeld cast is on and it's hilarious.

elye Community Regular
All been struck deaf/mute with arthritic fingers :P Or perhaps nowt to say and lookin' to be entertained :unsure:

Hmph.... . .......well, I think we should go on strike. NO MORE entertaining the anonymous masses until they come in and do their piece - - even just a li'l joke.. .. . ......yep, I'm approaching our union on this one. . . ....... :rolleyes:

Kurt got me Bruins tickets fer me birfday and it's a game against the OTTAWA Senators! Em- You wanna come down?

GAH! Bev! I am THERE! What's the date?

Boston-Bruins-Ottawa-Senators.webp

Darn210 Enthusiast

Got nowt sillie . . . crazy biz-zee here. Do you guys realize that there are only three weekends between Thanksgiving and Christmas this year???? I'm starting to panic!!!!

How 'bout that Colts/Pats game last night???

jerseyangel Proficient
Got nowt sillie . . . crazy biz-zee here. Do you guys realize that there are only three weekends between Thanksgiving and Christmas this year???? I'm starting to panic!!!!

Dang! I know--and I'm gonna be away for 2 weeks.

psawyer Proficient

Gee, Bev, sounds like phun. Em's hockey pros visiting yours. :)

I want a professional hockey team in Toronto. :(

flourgirl Apprentice

I didn't think I was ever going to catch up! Computer went nutzo on Fri. 13th. My antivirus went into a continuous loop (talk about spinning your wheels!), and I could not get the computer to do anything! I don't care to tabulate how many hours I spent wandering around in the vast darkness inside my computer......but it's finally fixed. Don't care to have to do that again. WAS interesting...and a great learning experience though...not to mention a super lesson in patience.

Years ago I used to pray for patience. I stopped doing that because I couldn't handle all of the lessons I was sent. :D Still getting those lessons anyway, I guess.

Loved the psilliness of the last few days. Not much to add.

Pad-thai...I love the house pics on FB!! What a lovely home.

Slee-zahn...hope you get your 'puter back. Sorry 'bout all your troubles. Sending good vibes your way.

Later.....


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psawyer Proficient

Patti, the house looks great! But there is no porta-potty in the driveway? Did you hide it in the back yard. Inquiring minds want to know? :huh:

elye Community Regular
I want a professional hockey team in Toronto. :(

:lol::rolleyes::lol::rolleyes:

Mtndog Collaborator
GAH! Bev! I am THERE! What's the date?

Boston-Bruins-Ottawa-Senators.webp

To the unknowing this could look like Me vs. Emily :lol: It's the Saturday night after Thanksgiving (the 28th?)

I want a professional hockey team in Toronto. :(

Yeah- those maple Leafs are SO amateur!!!!!!!!!!! :lol::huh:

elye Community Regular

GOooOOood morning, hiding Psillies! :lol:

Jack is telling me that if two identical twins marry two other identical twins and each couple has children, those kids are cousins but in fact they are genetically siblings.

:huh:

The children's uncles and aunts are genetically their second mothers and fathers... ....... . .

:lol:

A li'l thought for the day....... . ..to bring everyone out of guest status and into the stream of some great, perplexing conversation. . ....... . ... <_<:rolleyes:

mimommy Contributor

Hullooooo psillyville!

Hope y'all are just swell today :)

I was replying to anutter post and had to poop in to say "Hi!"

I heard it through a somewhat reliable source that today is someone's b-day?? Jess, do you know anything about this little rumor, or is FB just spreadin' propaganda?

Jestgar Rising Star

I suspect it's another one of those facebook scams. Don't believe it, you'll end up buying a bridge in Burundi or sump'n.

Mtndog Collaborator
I suspect it's another one of those facebook scams. Don't believe it, you'll end up buying a bridge in Burundi or sump'n.

That's what I got you fer yer birfday Geoss!

Happy

Happy

happy BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

nikki-uk Enthusiast
I suspect it's another one of those facebook scams. Don't believe it, you'll end up buying a bridge in Burundi or sump'n.

I read that as a fridge in Burundi :blink:

:lol:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY gEOSSEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

jerseyangel Proficient

HAPPY BIRFDAY JESS!!!!!!!!!!

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

elye Community Regular

:D:D Ois guade winsch i dia zum Gbuadsdog, Jyesssss!! :D:D

(Austrian-Viennese)

I read that as a fridge in Burundi :blink:

They need those a helluva lot more'n they need bridges, methinks... .. . . :lol:

Psillies!! Quick. . . ......what in hell am I to make for supper? I have a lot of leftover cooked chicken breast......run out of ideas, I have... .......

Mehopes that Jyesss is having several mojitos and an entire gluten-phree cake.

psawyer Proficient

Jess, enjoy your special day!

jerseyangel Proficient
Mehopes that Jyesss is having several mojitos and an entire gluten-phree cake.

And posts afterward :lol:

I dunno Em..... You could saute onion and peppers, throw in some pasta sauce and the chicken and serve it over some rice or pasta. I love to do big salads--wif lettuce, chicken, olives, veggies, crumbled bacon, cheese....etc. I like that so much I always make too much chicken :P

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Psillies!! Quick. . . ......what in hell am I to make for supper? I have a lot of leftover cooked chicken breast......run out of ideas, I have... .......

Mehopes that Jyesss is having several mojitos and an entire gluten-phree cake.

Mojitos and cake for tea!!! :P

Actually was gonna ask YOU guys what you're having for dinner (ummm, a tad late for me though as it's already 6.20pm)

Anyhoo......I TOO have a left over cooked chicken breast!!!!!

How spooky!!!

What does this mean?? :unsure:

Chicken omlette wiv salad ???

jerseyangel Proficient
Actually was gonna ask YOU guys what you're having for dinner

I put beef and veggies in the crock pot....haven't done that it in a while :) I made a lot so I can freeze some individual meals wif the trip coming up. ;)

celiac-mommy Collaborator

HAPPY BIRPHDAY JESS!!!

I am going to try my bestest to rejoin the land o' the psillies. Tis been a rough coupla days as you've seen on da book. Twas thinking today would be phabulous, happy to start a new day with all my chicks in their nest. I get to work and open my email-I get a well written and well rehearsed letter from my MIL telling us that she hopes this is a wake up call for us, that we have turned our backs on God ( :o:angry::o cuz we don't go to church every Sunday), that they pray for our health and safety every day and essentially their prayers are what brought Max back home and without their prayers, he would have suffered the fate of so many kids who wander off and are never found. That we'd better spend a lot of time on our knees praying for forgiveness and salvation. I am so upset and saddened by this. I sent a respectful email back to her, but what I really wanted to say was "HOW DARE YOU???" I am so upset right now. Let rub salt into my wounds and then light me on frickin fire. WIH? My relationship with God is MY relationship with God. That's what I basically told her, thank you for your love and concern, but no thanks.....

DH's response: Why are you getting so upset, you know she's crazy.... That followed "Have you been distracted lately? YOU were the last adult into the house Saturday, so YOU were responsible for the garage door being left open and all MY tools were stolen and nothing of yours, YOU got hit by another car, and YOU lost our son in the same day, are you sure everything's OK?" :blink: Right, cuz I have alterior motives, and I wanted all this sh!t to happen to me.....?!?!?!

OK, psillie starting NOW!! :rolleyes:

I'm gonna make tuna noodle casserole tonight-kiddo's LOVE it!

nikki-uk Enthusiast
DH's response: Why are you getting so upset, you know she's crazy.... That followed "Have you been distracted lately? YOU were the last adult into the house Saturday, so YOU were responsible for the garage door being left open and all MY tools were stolen and nothing of yours, YOU got hit by another car, and YOU lost our son in the same day, are you sure everything's OK?" :blink: Right, cuz I have alterior motives, and I wanted all this sh!t to happen to me.....?!?!?!

Rachelle, Rachelle, Rachelle,.......NO point responding to what your MIL said (but whaaaaaaaat?!?!?!)

I think maybe you are reliving parts of my life :o (OMG!!!!...you really didn't wanna do that)

:lol:

...but, really...WHY does the buck always lie with the woman??? <_<

PFFFT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok, psillyness - anywon got any???...

flourgirl Apprentice
GOooOOood morning, hiding Psillies! :lol:

Jack is telling me that if two identical twins marry two other identical twins and each couple has children, those kids are cousins but in fact they are genetically siblings.

:huh:

The children's uncles and aunts are genetically their second mothers and fathers... ....... . .

:lol:

A li'l thought for the day....... . ..to bring everyone out of guest status and into the stream of some great, perplexing conversation. . ....... . ... <_<:rolleyes:

This is not exactly something I've ever wondered about.....but a really cool concept. I wonder if we could convince 2 pairs of twins to marry and have children so we could examine their genes! :lol::blink::ph34r:

HAPPY BIRPHDAY JESS!!!

I am going to try my bestest to rejoin the land o' the psillies. Tis been a rough coupla days as you've seen on da book. Twas thinking today would be phabulous, happy to start a new day with all my chicks in their nest. I get to work and open my email-I get a well written and well rehearsed letter from my MIL telling us that she hopes this is a wake up call for us, that we have turned our backs on God ( :o:angry::o cuz we don't go to church every Sunday), that they pray for our health and safety every day and essentially their prayers are what brought Max back home and without their prayers, he would have suffered the fate of so many kids who wander off and are never found. That we'd better spend a lot of time on our knees praying for forgiveness and salvation. I am so upset and saddened by this. I sent a respectful email back to her, but what I really wanted to say was "HOW DARE YOU???" I am so upset right now. Let rub salt into my wounds and then light me on frickin fire. WIH? My relationship with God is MY relationship with God. That's what I basically told her, thank you for your love and concern, but no thanks.....

DH's response: Why are you getting so upset, you know she's crazy.... That followed "Have you been distracted lately? YOU were the last adult into the house Saturday, so YOU were responsible for the garage door being left open and all MY tools were stolen and nothing of yours, YOU got hit by another car, and YOU lost our son in the same day, are you sure everything's OK?" :blink: Right, cuz I have alterior motives, and I wanted all this sh!t to happen to me.....?!?!?!

OK, psillie starting NOW!! :rolleyes:

I'm gonna make tuna noodle casserole tonight-kiddo's LOVE it!

WTH!!!??? The events weren't traumatic enough? You need guilt and shame (unearned, unwarrented) on top of all of that? What you seem to need is a shield of feathers.....so the crap can roll off like water off a duxass!!! Shrug it off and go forward. God will not punish you if you don't spend some prerequisite number of hours in a building, for crying out loud. Shtick happens....that's all.

Minimommy!!!!! So so good to see you. Hope you can pop in more often (or have you and I haven't been here enough to see you?). I miss psillies when I don't read them for a while.

Happy happy Birdday Jessssster! Hope it is a phantabulously shiny day!

Em-a-lischy....phorgot to say....GO SOPHIE!!! You must be so proud of her!

elye Community Regular
PFFFT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes, Ra-shyelle..... .. . . .I will repeat this very apt sound, only louder:

PFFFFFFFT! :angry:

But :( , too, somehow... . . ..... ...so sorry you've gone through all of this, and MIL is right on yer heels, making things all the more painful and difficult from which to recover....

Hey, I hear you on the......um.. . . .......different perspectives being offered, regularly, from a MIL. <_<

Ok, psillyness - anywon got any???...

Hey! How 'bout the Ripper's postulations from this am? Quite fittingly psilly, methinks.... .. . ....all these identical twins hypothetically marrying, having kids who become shared children with their siblings... ... :unsure: ... . ...I think .. . . ......

:huh:

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