The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

[mushroom]

What's all this about the Angel moving states, AGAIN!! What about the brand new TexA$$ house with all the gizmos ? Couldn't get an operator's license, you say? Did someone say homesick??? But what about the weather?? Inquiring minds who don't do Phacebook want to know!!!

[jerseyangel]

He was probably lookin' at a couple o' hooves in the shins instead

:lol:

On a happy note, my crazy Dad turns 80 on Monday!

Aw--a very happy birfday to Bevvie-Dad! I pheel like we know him, and what a cool guy!! What do ya'll have planned?

Love you, Bev

. . . and on a happy note, TexasPennsylvaniaJerseyAngel is headed back east . . . what state you shootin' for this time, PadT?

As I said in me status--I'm nailing me pheet to the phloor (in the woids of that late, great southern humoUrist--Lewis Grizzard) as soon as I get there. More importantly, Mark's too This better be the end of it, as I'm getting too old fer this. Gawd--how many times have I moved just since I've known youse guys?

What's all this about the Angel moving states, AGAIN!! What about the brand new TexA$$ house with all the gizmos ? Couldn't get an operator's license, you say? Did someone say homesick??? But what about the weather?? Inquiring minds who don't do Phacebook want to know!!!

Shrommie, Mark was approached with a tempting opportunity that if it had been anywhere else he wouldn't have considered it at this time--with just having been here a little over a year and all. But it was back up in Jersey where our two sons live now and we lived as a phamily for years. It's like a second hometown to me.

It's great here, love the Tex-Ass gizmo philled house--but ya know, life is short and we decided to go back home so our phamily wouldn't be separated anymore. Simple as that

The weather isn't even an issue--I'm from the NE and we just deal wif it

[jerseyangel]

Wish ya'll could smell it here--I have my phamous 3 cheese low phat macaroni and cheese in the oven.

[elye]

Wish ya'll could smell it here--I have my phamous 3 cheese low phat macaroni and cheese in the oven.

Oh, thank gawd, Pahteigh. . ..... ... ...I thought you were gonna say somethin' about sperm trees....... .... . .

[DingoGirl]

SILLS!!!!!!!!!!!! all hail Queen Roi Rey Ruh-shelle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

so much going on...............catching up here.......

Talk about nasty, but my bff is an ER charge nurse, and she has the unfortunate ability of diagnosing STD's by walking into a room and taking a sniff before doing a swab

this made me almost actually gag.........this can't be true........one helluva job

*barph*

It is late, and I am for the arms of Morpheus.

whot? Peter's taking morphine to sleep now? how fantastic

What's all this about the Angel moving states, AGAIN!! What about the brand new TexA$$ house with all the gizmos ? Couldn't get an operator's license, you say? Did someone say homesick??? But what about the weather?? Inquiring minds who don't do Phacebook want to know!!!

SHROOMIE!!!!!!!!!! get thyself on the 'book THIS INSTANT!!!!!!! Roichelle, can you make this an edict? ALL PSILLS on the 'book!????

Wish ya'll could smell it here--I have my phamous 3 cheese low phat macaroni and cheese in the oven.

PADS! how coincidental. _{I just ate an entire box} of Trader Joe's g f mac and cheese to the ersatz orange "cheese" powder. Added some butter and parmesan, actually very tasty but.......not quite the same, I am sure.

Hugs to Tea and family......... thinking of them

hugs to Bevel - - and grateful thanks for Charles.............hoping JoDog is okay

Nik's come home.....Pads is moving back to Joisey - OY!!!!!!

soozle, over and out - off to bed to watch a fab Australian movie/series from Netlix..........with babies ♥

[Jestgar]

My crockpot is possessed. :ph34r:

I put some sweet potatoes in to cook and went shopping. I came home to find my crockpot had turned itself off, and the 'taters are.......perfect.....

[nikki-uk]

What I want to know is how did Jess stumble across this article . . . Jess, why were you googling "sexually molested horses"?

*nods head* ...I like the way Jian-kneet's mind works

The weather isn't even an issue--I'm from the NE and we just deal wif it

The joisey goil is HARDCORE!!

over and out - off to bed to watch a fab Australian movie/series from Netlix..........with babies ♥

Is that the one wiv HuGE ASSman?? Hugh Jackman??.... let us know what yer thought.

...My wee friend Charlotte has lent me the 'Notebook'....I need tissues right??

My crockpot is possessed. :ph34r:

I put some sweet potatoes in to cook and went shopping. I came home to find my crockpot had turned itself off, and the 'taters are.......perfect.....

Next time see if it'll peel 'em too

Hope our grieving Psills are ok ♥

WIH??....kids back to school tomorrow and nary any phood for packed lunches or ANY uncreased clothes.

Domestic goddess??.... .... I am fail!

[Darn210]

Wish ya'll could smell it here--I have my phamous 3 cheese low phat macaroni and cheese in the oven.

Ooooooh . . . have you posted this recipe anywhere? I'd like to take a gander.

Oh, thank gawd, Pahteigh. . ..... ... ...I thought you were gonna say somethin' about sperm trees....... .... . .

I have mentioned the "sperm" trees to me good phrend and nabor. She does agree they stink, but going to have to go take a whiff to see if she agrees. However, I think the most qualified person to make that distinction would be ReyShell's BFF. What say she, ReyShell?? Do you think she would be able to diagnose any kind of STD (Sperm Tree Disease) on the Sperm Tree Bradford Pear?

...I like the way Jian-kneet's mind works

Why thanks, Nik . . . thought I got Bev'd there for a moment.

[jerseyangel]

Happy Sunday Sills!

Jess's crock pot is on auto-pilot!

Jan-it, when I get back, I'll post my "recipe". It's pretty simple, but Mark loves mac and cheese (his mom always made it) and he even likes this version.

They are holding an open house here today, so we have to vamoose--see ya'll later

[elye]

Is that the one wiv HuGE ASSman?? Hugh Jackman??.... let us know what yer thought.

Does Hugh have a big arse? Any time I've seen him, he looks awfully damned good... . ... but I could very likely miss a big bum. . .... . .

However, I think the most qualified person to make that distinction would be ReyShell's BFF. What say she, ReyShell?? Do you think she would be able to diagnose any kind of STD (Sperm Tree Disease) on the Sperm Tree Bradford Pear?

Indeed... . .......perhaps she could simply walk into a field of these trees and know which ones are sick just by sniffing around... . no swab needed.

[Darn210]

Forgot to mention . . .

I had a lovely morning. Went to a local county park for a group bird hike. I've been thinking about going for years (it's every other Sunday, year-round). There were about 10 of us and of course they are all regulars and knew each other but you couldn't meet a nicer group of people and I was invited to Starbucks afterwards. Absolutely loved it and now it will be on my calandar permanently. I do need to go get some new binoculars though. The ones we have are twenty years old, weigh about as much as a cinder block and hang on a very thin strap around your neck . . . you could tell I was the newbie and now I will walk hunched over for the rest of the day.

[Jestgar]

How to make a cup of tea at my house.

Clean the spiders out of the kettle.

Find a sink that isn't full of dishes in order to fill your kettle. There are only two sinks and they are both in bathrooms, so this step is actually quite challenging. If necessary, do the dishes.

Fill the kettle with water and plug in.

Run outside to flip the circuit breaker because you forgot that you can't have the heater, the lights AND the kettle all on at the same time.

Swear briefly, run back outside again AFTER remembering to turn off the lights this time.

Search through boxes to find the tea.

Clean your only non-paper cup that serves all drinking needs.

Put the tea back in the box, pour the water into the sink of dishes, fill the cup with Baileys and microwave briefly, just so it still serves that warming purpose.

Toss the cat out of the only comfy chair, dust off the pine needles he used to make his bed, sit back, relax.

[DingoGirl]

*SNOOOOOOOOORT*

:lol:

[kareng]

....I'm baaaaaaaaack!!!!!!!!!!

...and I brought some bling for our new Queen Rey-shulle!!!!

That will look beee-u-tee-ful on Rey Schells' perfectly "Wenned" hair.

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What makes a guy think to even do this? Apparently the women there don't suit him.

Oh me sweet Psillies! I am hopelessly behind- I went back and got the general gist.

As most of you know, we lost sweet Simon last night (pretty unexpected but they did everything they possibly could and then some).

On a happy note, my crazy Dad turns 80 on Monday!

Thank you for thinking of me- you guys rock!!!!! :wub:

So sad about Simon. But so happy about Dad! Happy birthday Bev's Dad!

What's all this about the Angel moving states, AGAIN!! What about the brand new TexA$$ house with all the gizmos ? Couldn't get an operator's license, you say? Did someone say homesick??? But what about the weather?? Inquiring minds who don't do Phacebook want to know!!!

Sounds great Patti! Maybe you can get a house that you can operate.

Wish ya'll could smell it here--I have my phamous 3 cheese low phat macaroni and cheese in the oven.

Yum! When's dinner? I'm not sure how mac & cheese can truly be "low fat" if you eat the whole pan like I would.

[kareng]

My crockpot is possessed. :ph34r:

I put some sweet potatoes in to cook and went shopping. I came home to find my crockpot had turned itself off, and the 'taters are.......perfect.....

Tis possessed by Martha Stewart! Throw some more stuff in & see what it turns into.

Forgot to mention . . .

I had a lovely morning. Went to a local county park for a group bird hike. I've been thinking about going for years (it's every other Sunday, year-round). There were about 10 of us and of course they are all regulars and knew each other but you couldn't meet a nicer group of people and I was invited to Starbucks afterwards. Absolutely loved it and now it will be on my calandar permanently. I do need to go get some new binoculars though. The ones we have are twenty years old, weigh about as much as a cinder block and hang on a very thin strap around your neck . . . you could tell I was the newbie and now I will walk hunched over for the rest of the day.

Sounds very nice. I love birds. We are bossed around by many backyard birds at our house. The wrens greet us each morning very loudly and complain about the lack of delicious spiders. The robins follow Hub around trying to get him to dig up the dirt. When he does they stand within 2 or 3 feet of him & pick out worms & grubs.

How to make a cup of tea at my house.

Clean the spiders out of the kettle.

Find a sink that isn't full of dishes in order to fill your kettle. There are only two sinks and they are both in bathrooms, so this step is actually quite challenging. If necessary, do the dishes.

Fill the kettle with water and plug in.

Run outside to flip the circuit breaker because you forgot that you can't have the heater, the lights AND the kettle all on at the same time.

Swear briefly, run back outside again AFTER remembering to turn off the lights this time.

Search through boxes to find the tea.

Clean your only non-paper cup that serves all drinking needs.

Put the tea back in the box, pour the water into the sink of dishes, fill the cup with Baileys and microwave briefly, just so it still serves that warming purpose.

Toss the cat out of the only comfy chair, dust off the pine needles he used to make his bed, sit back, relax.

Maybe we should all meet at your house with our hammers, paint brushes, saws & Baileys & get your kitchen done. Then hire a cute electrician that we can watch re-do the circuits.

[elye]

Jyesss! Try preparing your tea in yer crockpot - - sounds right magical. It could very well add the milk for you, let you know when it's steeped enough.. . . ... ....

Think I want that thang.

[Jestgar]

O why doth the little cat

lay stretched out in bliss

on the sun-heated patch on the floor -

His tender wee head

pillowed soft on my shoe

his feet blocking way to the door?

Does he know that my math book

lies waiting outside

with vectors and planes all a blur?

Does he seek to remind me

instead of the peace

the comes when you hear the cat purr?

Is wisdom enshrined

in halls of great learning,

in books filled with numbers and sines -

or is it instead

in the simplest things,

that we learn when we don't use our minds?

A warm patch of sun

warmer still, a soft paw

the warmest- that soft little 'mwoof'.

Can there be more than these

that we need in this life

Is this less than equations or proofs?

O but my numbers still beckon

my puzzles and twists

my modern day hunt for the kill.

Stalking the truth

buried within

discovery brings its own thrill.

Tonight we will snuggle

my warm furry friend

you can tell me your dreams of the day

for I crave the challenge

buried deep in the pages

I will win. I will have my own say.

[kareng]

O why doth the little cat

lay stretched out in bliss

on the sun-heated patch on the floor -

His tender wee head

pillowed soft on my shoe

his feet blocking way to the door?

Does he know that my math book

lies waiting outside

with vectors and planes all a blur?

Does he seek to remind me

instead of the peace

the comes when you hear the cat purr?

Is wisdom enshrined

in halls of great learning,

in books filled with numbers and sines -

or is it instead

in the simplest things,

that we learn when we don't use our minds?

A warm patch of sun

warmer still, a soft paw

the warmest- that soft little 'mwoof'.

Can there be more than these

that we need in this life

Is this less than equations or proofs?

O but my numbers still beckon

my puzzles and twists

my modern day hunt for the kill.

Stalking the truth

buried within

discovery brings its own thrill.

Tonight we will snuggle

my warm furry friend

you can tell me your dreams of the day

for I crave the challenge

buried deep in the pages

I will win. I will have my own say.

(Hearty Applause) Brava!

You are a poet & I didn't know it. (obviously, I'm not)

[Jestgar]

(Hearty Applause) Brava!

:wub:

When I'm studying for a test I tend to fill these pages with a lot of nonsense

[elye]

O but my numbers still beckon

my puzzles and twists

my modern day hunt for the kill.

Stalking the truth

buried within

discovery brings its own thrill.

'Tis ALL brilliant, Jyesss, but this verse is something I shall copy and paste into an email that I shall send off to DD, who as I type is screeching and shouting, throwing her ruler and pencils to the floor as she struggles with her advanced functions.. . . . . ...may put her in a better frame of mind. . ...!

[DingoGirl]

Maybe we should all meet at your house with our hammers, paint brushes, saws & Baileys & get your kitchen done. Then hire a cute electrician that we can watch re-do the circuits.

'tis a BRILLIANT ideer. Esp. the part about cute electrician. But.....I"ll need to stay at a motel. Can't sleep in cramped quarters with ANY sort of noise, light, spiders, or too many people invading me bath.

Yes, High Maintenance. I hate it.

Jyesss! Try preparing your tea in yer crockpot - - sounds right magical. It could very well add the milk for you, let you know when it's steeped enough.. . . ... ....

Think I want that thang.

I know.......'tis magic!

A warm patch of sun

warmer still, a soft paw

the warmest- that soft little 'mwoof'.

Can there be more than these

that we need in this life

Is this less than equations or proofs?

and this is MY favorite part............Little Kitteh doesn't really do the soft "mwoof".......he's very dye-rectly vocal and chatty, has LOTS to say https://www.celiac.com/uploads/emoticons/default_wub.png' alt=':wub:'> does a silent "squeak" meow and very rapid lip/nose twitch/quiver upon sighting birds.........I can't even TAKE it ♥

When I'm studying for a test I tend to fill these pages with a lot of nonsense

I never got more "other" things done than when I was an adult student

LOVE yer poetry!! simply unbelievable!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[psawyer]

A quick type-by to let you know that I haven't fallen off the end of the earth (at least, not yet). Keep being psilly!

[celiac-mommy]

....I'm baaaaaaaaack!!!!!!!!!!

...and I brought some bling for our new Queen Rey-shulle!!!!

Wow!!! Tis so Beeeeeuuuutiphullll!!

And welcome back!!

Sadly, my thoughts are with T on her loss of her dad...

...and with Bevel (poor not-so-wee Simon)

and HUGS to all who need 'em.

Tru Dat! Goodnight T's dad and sweet Psymon, who shall be best pals in Heaven

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WIH??? and WTF??? Grossness!

:lol:

As I said in me status--I'm nailing me pheet to the phloor (in the woids of that late, great southern humoUrist--Lewis Grizzard) as soon as I get there. More importantly, Mark's too This better be the end of it, as I'm getting too old fer this. Gawd--how many times have I moved just since I've known youse guys?

I cannae WAIT to come visit you!!!

Wish ya'll could smell it here--I have my phamous 3 cheese low phat macaroni and cheese in the oven.

Recipe Pleeeeeze!

[celiac-mommy]

part deux:

this made me almost actually gag.........this can't be true........one helluva job

*barph*

SHROOMIE!!!!!!!!!! get thyself on the 'book THIS INSTANT!!!!!!! Roichelle, can you make this an edict? ALL PSILLS on the 'book!????

She does have quite the talent.... We've been friends since we were 8

And yes, EVERYONE must be on da book!!! Tis a great rule!!! Get on it Shroomie!

My crockpot is possessed. :ph34r:

I put some sweet potatoes in to cook and went shopping. I came home to find my crockpot had turned itself off, and the 'taters are.......perfect.....

I WANT ONE OF THESE !!!!!!

...My wee friend Charlotte has lent me the 'Notebook'....I need tissues right??

Gads!! Have you watched this yet?? I was hysterical by the end of this movie! I've never cried so hard in my life!! The only other movie that made me cry like that was Crash. That movie affected me in ways I didn't expect!

I have mentioned the "sperm" trees to me good phrend and nabor. She does agree they stink, but going to have to go take a whiff to see if she agrees. However, I think the most qualified person to make that distinction would be ReyShell's BFF. What say she, ReyShell?? Do you think she would be able to diagnose any kind of STD (Sperm Tree Disease) on the Sperm Tree Bradford Pear?

She tries not to get her nose too close to sperm, special occasions only, like Christmas and dh's birthday :lol: She could definitely diagnose a clamidia or herpes tree :lol:

(Hearty Applause) Brava!

You are a poet & I didn't know it. (obviously, I'm not)

I wish I could write poetry! One of my many non-talents But I could decorate you a poetic type cake

A quick type-by to let you know that I haven't fallen off the end of the earth (at least, not yet). Keep being psilly!

Thinking of you and your loverly wifeee. Lots of rest and cuddle time

[nikki-uk]

Monday morning peeps!!!!!!!!!

Just got a phone call that 1 of the kids isn't back to school 'til Thurs

BAH! There goes my 'quiet, house to meself day'

Stupid lock down on ALL Europes airports (stupid volcano!) mean most the teachers are stuck abroad somewhere (they must be paying 'em TOO much! )

O why doth the little cat

lay stretched out in bliss

on the sun-heated patch on the floor -

His tender wee head

pillowed soft on my shoe

his feet blocking way to the door?

OH!!! I THIS!!!!!!!

Jess, multi-talented laydee

A quick type-by to let you know that I haven't fallen off the end of the earth (at least, not yet). Keep being psilly!

Watch out for the edges POeter!

Hope your week starts out good psills!!!