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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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nikki-uk Enthusiast

EM!!!!!!!!!.... yer gotta watch PadT ;)

Hey, whatever happened to the robe. Was it lost at the dry cleaners :unsure: (after King Ptaumn)

The aforementioned Open Original Shared Link

OMG!!!!!!!

He is just a LOVE BUG!!!!!!!!

....AND he is the liphe and soul of the partee?!?!

GET HIM!!!!!!!!.... he can serve the vodka B)


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nikki-uk Enthusiast

Speaking of classic sillie moments, remember how we pulled off 100 pages in a weekend when Soozle was kween? Leesigh, as I recall, was instrumental in that one :lol:

Legendary :lol:

...or the yeti & the care bear :blink::lol:

Jestgar Rising Star

Did you get him?????

I was going to wait until Bilbo was cleared and see if they do well together. I somehow think bringing two kitties in at once will be easier on Lyle. I also want to fence in my deck so's I can sleep at night without waking up every 20 minutes to make sure Lyle is still there.

Jestgar Rising Star

sa!!! Post somethin!! Ya know ya wanna!!

Jestgar Rising Star

Okay, it's a chicken in a penis sling. . . .. . . . :lol:

:lol::lol::lol:

I've been drinking . . . that's really funny.

:lol::lol::lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient

...or the yeti & the care bear :blink::lol:

We are a darn (sorry Jan-it) sillie bunch, that's fer sure! :D I will never be able to see Chuck Norris wifout thinking of youse :lol:

I was going to wait until Bilbo was cleared and see if they do well together. I somehow think bringing two kitties in at once will be easier on Lyle. I also want to fence in my deck so's I can sleep at night without waking up every 20 minutes to make sure Lyle is still there.

Good plan ;)

sa!!! Post somethin!! Ya know ya wanna!!

:unsure:

Mtndog Collaborator

Well, well, well........... All Hail HRH Queen Emily of the Canadias!

I always wanted to get this fer someone so I shall give this to you.A60436.webp

I was typing with Bev. If you need me to drink something for you, I would be happy to try.

Yes, please. Everyone drink yer favorite cocktail for me tonight- the new expression in the Bah-ston area is "get yer drink on" :lol::blink: I personally am in the mood for frozen margaritas with lots of salt!

Bagheera went to see our vet for the first time this afternoon. She gave him his second set of vaccinations, and loved him. He is 12 weeks old today, and weighed in at 3.4 pounds. He is currently loose in the house, and full of energy.

Bagheera is the CUTEST kitteh! Those ears are precious. :wub: :wub: A friend of mine lost her black cat Bear the same weekend we lost Simon and I swear Bagheera is Bear's reincarnation. When we went to get him as a kitten he was all ears and pink bum. So cute!

All hail, Queen Em!!!! What can I do for you today? ;)

I missed K's new av...All I can see is the flower

Are the antibiotics for the Lyme? My mom's been going thru this for the last 2 years. She gets so far along on the meds, then her liver function tanks and she has to go off of them and restart once all her tests results come back normal. It's really frustrating and scary to think of what this might do to her over time.....

I can see the flower and something that LOOKS like a kitty but I'm not sure.

Yes- the antibiotics are for the Lyme (well, technically bartonella). YOUR MOM HAS IT??????? :( Oh Rachelle- what a drag! How is she doing?

Now, Jess, I think we all know how this happens and what we can do to prevent these type of accidents.

Kareign- LOL x 5

Ohhhhhhh, 1 more patient today and then we're off to the bowels of earth for 2 days. To top it off, my last patient is certifiably crazy!

Oh my God- what a story. Maybe peeps like her were in the ER yesterday which would explain why I was completely ignored then dismissed (more later). WACKOS!!!!!!!!

You guys who weren't around at that time should go back and check out the reign from page 1700-1800. Gawd, we were nutballs.. . . . . .. . . ..

GAWD I miss the nutballs- more nutballs for EVERYONE. Can that be the first Royal Edict (edickT?)

PadT's secret coup= those were the daze!!!!!!!!!

The aforementioned Open Original Shared Link

Is the cutest- he NEEDS you Jess!

...or the yeti & the care bear :blink::lol:

But, I still have the yeti. Didn't I tell you?

OK- part Deux in a minute! Must discuss Shroomie's not eating, my trip to the ER and why, regardless of who wins, the WORLD CUP ROCKS!


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Art recap by Lisa

Mtndog Collaborator

OK- part Deux in a minute! Must discuss Shroomie's not eating, my trip to the ER and why, regardless of who wins, the WORLD CUP ROCKS!

Shroomie- Same thing (hypoglycemia) happened to me the other day and I was at least a half-hour drive from home. I hope you're feeling better. And yes, karen should lecture us both on having food with us at all times rather than lecturing her sons :lol:

OK- the ER debacle. I's not feeling so hot anyway these days but Wednesday I had this "hive-like" thing on my right arm. So I itched it cause it was itchy. I thought maybe it was a wee bit of poison ivy. The whole area (like 4 inches across) turned red and then black and blue :huh: :huh: Still wasn't impressed. Didn't think much about it.

I felt horrid- like really weak- Wed afternoon and Thursday and Friday morning (and in a boatload of pain) but I was just thinking Lyme flare. Then I got scared cause it did not feel like Lyme. Called my doc- she said ER toot sweet!

So I arrive at the same time as a 6 people in 3 car accident (minor- no blood, just hurt necks and backs but 2 little kids :( ), some poor guy obviously withdrawing from some heinous drug and all sorts of police, jail officials (prison riot?)and 2 guys handcuffed to beds.

Our hospital is the hospital for the medium security prison nearby. Anywhoo, I was the least of the worries. Guy looked at me for 2 seconds, said "Yeah, probably a spider bite. Go home" Not much help there.

Bite site stills looks weird, slept for 12 hours last night and still feel wacko. I guess I'll have to live to Monday when I can see a doctor whose other patients are not handcuffed to their beds :lol:

At least the little kids in the car accident were OK. One beautiful, blonde, well-figured young lady (maybe 21-22) was in the tightest red dress I have ever seen, on her cell phone the entire time whining in a horrid Boston accent about how she had to be there and was missing some stellar party. Kurt and I both agreed (laughing) that she was GORGEOUS.....

until she opened her mouth!!!!!!!!

Jestgar Rising Star

Royalty recaps by Emily

jerseyangel Proficient

Art recap by Lisa

"tongue in cheek"--cracked me up all over again :lol: :lol: :lol:

Jestgar Rising Star

A page or so after that Janet recaps Emily's greetings to potential new Psillies. :lol: :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient

Bite site stills looks weird, slept for 12 hours last night and still feel wacko. I guess I'll have to live to Monday when I can see a doctor whose other patients are not handcuffed to their beds :lol:

Wild tymes at the ER!! :P Keep us posted on yer arm, Bevvie :)

jerseyangel Proficient

I'm loving this stroll down mammary er...memory lane :D

kareng Grand Master

I go to a simple football tourney and Psilly breaks loose! I will have to go back and re-read the over throw plot.

My FIL who came into town and told us we must help him pack up the house here and take things we do not want or else he will throw them away, (deep breath) called this am to say he was going to the Ozarks to "check on something for the future". He will not be requiring out attention. Won't say what he is checking on but I image he's looking into buying a house. Probably thinks this will be a great surprise and we will all be sooo grateful if he would let us use it. If I wanted a house on the lake, I would have bought one years ago. I certainly don't want to spend a weekend at the lake with him and his DIL wife.

Sorry that wasn't silly. Except the part that his wife is also his DIL. That's kinda psilly. :)

Jestgar Rising Star

Sorry that wasn't silly. Except the part that his wife is also his DIL. That's kinda psilly. :)

Pardon?? :blink: :blink:

kareng Grand Master

Pardon?? :blink: :blink:

Married a son's ex wife - 35 years younger than him.

jerseyangel Proficient

Sorry that wasn't silly. Except the part that his wife is also his DIL. That's kinda psilly. :)

Not to mention a little disturbing B)

elye Community Regular

POeter, that Bagheera is absolutely incredible......the most beooootiful kitten face I've ever seen. :wub:

Art recap by Lisa

We were BRILLIANT! Hmm. . . ... . gotta step up the creativity -- what in hell has happened? Haven't been able to put out any of this clever stuff in a long time.

I'm becoming a boring, predictable poster. . . .....man, we were ALL so phunny then!!

(minor- no blood, just hurt necks and backs but 2 little kids :( ), some poor guy obviously withdrawing from some heinous drug and all sorts of police, jail officials (prison riot?)and 2 guys handcuffed to beds.

Incredible - -this sounds exactly like a snapshot from my mom's retirement home. :huh:

:lol:

One beautiful, blonde, well-figured young lady (maybe 21-22) was in the tightest red dress I have ever seen, on her cell phone the entire time whining in a horrid Boston accent about how she had to be there and was missing some stellar party. Kurt and I both agreed (laughing) that she was GORGEOUS.....

until she opened her mouth!!!!!!!!

But I do not believe that SHE is residing at this retirement home. . .. . ... :rolleyes:

elye Community Regular

Married a son's ex wife - 35 years younger than him.

Whoa.. . ... . .. ..:blink: :blink:. . . . ......the mind reels with comedic responses. .. .. .....

So, is she younger than your hubby? Stepmom younger than her stepson. .. ... ... . sounds very.... .Keith Richards-ish. .. . . ......

JNBunnie1 Community Regular

Hi!!

jerseyangel Proficient

Hi!!

Hi Bun! How's the job goin'? :)

kareng Grand Master

Whoa.. . ... . .. ..:blink: :blink:. . . . ......the mind reels with comedic responses. .. .. .....

So, is she younger than your hubby? Stepmom younger than her stepson. .. ... ... . sounds very.... .Keith Richards-ish. .. . . ......

Yes. Younger then the first 3 kids, slightly older than the one she married, and older then the last one. Then there were 2 kids they adopted but gave away. Very "Jerry Springer". (a show where odd people come on and confess to indiscretions and fight each other)

elye Community Regular

Hi, Buh-knee! :) I'll bet your job is great - - you haven't been here much, which has gotta mean that you're completely absorbed, involved and loving what you're doing!

Yes. Younger then the first 3 kids, slightly older than the one she married, and older then the last one. Then there were 2 kids they adopted but gave away. Very "Jerry Springer". (a show where odd people come on and confess to indiscretions and fight each other)

:blink:

Kherrighnne, we absolutely HAVE to meet for many drinks in Chicago.... .. . .I simply MUST hear all the details of this side of your family. . .....

:lol:

JNBunnie1 Community Regular

Hi Bun! How's the job goin'? :)

Awesome!!! I'm already learning how to do certain 'special' things so I can be a 'backup' person for when one guy's wife has a baby. Makes me feel good!

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