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kareng Grand Master

M-m-m-m....<stroking chin>.....could be a southern manifestation of the royal earthquake.....

You may be off the hook, Kareighn. :lol:

I'd still like me polar co-ordinated scarf set B)

I'll work on that. It's not really scarf season here.

Went to PF Changs for the first time tonight. I have had regular PF Changs at neighborhood parties as the manager lives across the street. We got 2 gluten-free dishes - spicy chicken and beef with snow peas and used the coupon for free lettuce wraps. It was delicious. They made a big fuss about the Food being gluten-free.


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jerseyangel Proficient

The Changs that I have been to really seem to take pride in their gluten-free food. I just love it there :)

kareng Grand Master

Tummy is full. Having a glass of wine... I want to go to bed but am waiting for the boys to get home from work. :huh:

jerseyangel Proficient

I just had some tea-trying to stay awake but don't think I'll make it another 3 hours.

kareng Grand Master

They should be home about 10:30 tonight. July 4 is the worst. They have to completely pack up a huge fireworks tent and put it into trucks. If they get done before the other tent, they go over there to help. Will probably be 2 a.m. :blink:

curlyfries Contributor

Canna tell you how I've missed all a youse guys lately.... . .Lots goin' on, no phunny whatsoever... . ... ..it's all gonna be okay, but I need to feel more together to be posting regularly. Gotta find that psilliness.... . . . where in hell did I leave it? Likely in DH's hockey bag er sumfin'.........

I wanna meet all of you, somewhere, ANYWHERE, for a BIG GROUP HUG!

None o' this cyber (((((((hugs)))))))) stuff.. ..... .. . . .a real, big, long bear hug.

Will I do? I'm gonna get meself to Chicago. A little askeert, but I can do it! Haven't picked which day yet. I'll PM you soon. :)

integral calculus. brain now resembles chex mix (but I can integrate using both polar and cartesian coordinates in case y'all were worried about me).

Whew!!!! That's a load off my mind! :P

elye Community Regular

Will I do? I'm gonna get meself to Chicago. A little askeert, but I can do it! Haven't picked which day yet. I'll PM you soon. :)

GAAAAAHHHH!!! Leeeesargh!!! This is the BEST news I've had in I canna tell you how long!!! ... . . ....:) :) :D :D 'Tis fantastic!! Let me know which day - - it won't matter to us as we have no shows or activities booked ahead......all that can and WILL be organized around YOU!!

Man, you've made my month!


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JNBunnie1 Community Regular

Just walked down to my public library to discover they're closed all weekend. Huff. At least I got some exercise.

Wish I was in on the mini-psillie gathering!

mushroom Proficient

Well guys, believe it or not, my admitting physician was Dr. John Hung :lol: , and I think he must have changed his name to compensate for the tiny thumbs, like little matchsticks they were :rolleyes:.

A doc came wandering into my two-bed room yesterday morning (other bed empty) and poked his head around and said, "Are you Ms. Salcido??? (incredulously)" I said no, I was not, but asked was he Dr Hung?? :lol: :lol: :ph34r: You could tell I was feeling bettah!

elye Community Regular

I said no, I was not, but asked was he Dr Hung?? :lol: :lol: :ph34r:

Bah, forget the titles -- you should have simply asked him if we was Hung. . .. . ...

:lol:

mushroom Proficient

Bah, forget the titles -- you should have simply asked him if we was Hung. . .. . ...

:lol:

Didn't need to - I saw HIS thumbs too!

kareng Grand Master

I used to work with a Dr. Wellington Hung.......

He even got a mention in Playboy for his name. I think he was a Pediatric Endocrinologist (Maybe?) but a urologist would have been better. :P

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Yep, that's him! Thought you'ld have a comment about Well's name.

mushroom Proficient

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Hmmm.....

Jestgar Rising Star

Yep, that's him! Thought you'ld have a comment about Well's name.

It's just too easy. I imagine his parents laughed hysterically every time they thought about the nicknames their son would get. He almost had to become either some prestigious professional, or a really good boxer.

elye Community Regular

OMG.. ... . .. must be something about pediatric endocrinologists - - after my diabetes diagnosis as a child, the endo I saw for the first two or three years was a rather severe, older German specialist named Berndt Koch.

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elye Community Regular

ORACLE POETER!!!!!

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kareng Grand Master

Happy Birthday Peter!

jerseyangel Proficient

HAPPY BIRFDAY PEoTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

elye Community Regular

And HAPPY JULY 4TH, ALL YOU YANKS!!!!

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psawyer Proficient

Thank you for the birthday wishes. It has been a good day so far, but the heat is keeping me indoors at the moment. Fifteen minutes ago, the observation at the airport 2 miles west of here was 90F. With the humidity, it feels like 97F. It could be worse, though. The relative humidity is only 36%.

There is a bit of sadness in the house. Due to escalating problems, we had to send Bagheera back on Friday morning. The difficult and heartbreaking decision came on Thursday. He is such a sweet and loving little guy who gets along wonderfully with humans. Unfortunately, it seems that he needs to be in a one-cat household. :(:(

kareng Grand Master

Thank you for the birthday wishes. It has been a good day so far, but the heat is keeping me indoors at the moment. Fifteen minutes ago, the observation at the airport 2 miles west of here was 90F. With the humidity, it feels like 97F. It could be worse, though. The relative humidity is only 36%.

There is a bit of sadness in the house. Due to escalating problems, we had to send Bagheera back on Friday morning. The difficult and heartbreaking decision came on Thursday. He is such a sweet and loving little guy who gets along wonderfully with humans. Unfortunately, it seems that he needs to be in a one-cat household. :(:(

Sorry to hear about Bagheera. I'm sure he'll find a good home.

elye Community Regular

Due to escalating problems, we had to send Bagheera back on Friday morning. The difficult and heartbreaking decision came on Thursday. He is such a sweet and loving little guy who gets along wonderfully with humans. Unfortunately, it seems that he needs to be in a one-cat household. :( :(

POeter, I am so sorry to hear this. A beautiful little kitten like Bagheera will find a new home quickly, for sure.

This brings me to other very sad news that I must mention to you, my dear friends. Our beautiful, dear rescued standard poodle, Charlie, is no longer with us. Such a sad tale, and I am still grieving. He had challenges when we adopted him -- he was devocalized, he had been abused, and he was middle-aged. There was fear of men, lack of socialization and a tendency to be unpredictable with strangers while on-leash due to fear.

Well, after SO much work, so much obedience training, desensitization and counter-conditioning, he still had a long way to go. Last week he suddenly bit Jack, and we knew that was it.... ..the final straw.

He was such a big, beautiful, loving animal. . . ..but some horrid, poor excuse for a human being mistreated him for the first five years of his life, and forever scarred him.

I only wish I had the guy's name. :angry: :angry: :angry:

We are all grieving, and perhaps looking at a new pup during the summer that can be Elsie's new friend.

Jestgar Rising Star

Oh Emmy, I'm so sorry. I guess your dad needed a dog and figured one trained by you would be the best kind.

I hope Jack understands that it wasn't Charlie's doing.

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