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psawyer Proficient

I should have her take the test hehe be a scream if she was 0 and 19 to my 19 and 0 :D

Opposites attract, they say.


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elye Community Regular

Operation Onesie Twosie was a special time wasn't it?

Ascension, Vacation & the "let'em eat cake-ization" of virtual abdication thru willfully choosing a netless chasmistic abyss prior to even first sunset of the ascendancy. It was an OUTRAGE!

:lol::lol: `Twas an outrage, indeed.... . ....was larfin' all weekend.......

Silent P, like in swimming pool.

Or, like, when I`m jumping up and down.... . .. dry.gif

I should have her take the test hehe be a scream if she was 0 and 19 to my 19 and 0 :D

Well. . ..together you`d make 38 -- and isn`t the answer to Life, Death and Everything 38?.. . ....:unsure: . ...or is it 42?......

:rolleyes:

JNBunnie1 Community Regular

Dolphins.

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VydorScope Proficient

Well. . ..together you`d make 38 -- and isn`t the answer to Life, Death and Everything 38?.. . ....:unsure: . ...or is it 42?......

:rolleyes:

*ahem* 42 is the answer to the ultimate question of life the universe and everything. :rolleyes:

JNBunnie1 Community Regular

Yeah. Dolphins.

elye Community Regular

Dolphins could well be the answer to life, death and everything. Makes a lot more sense than 42, methinks....

They`re always smiling...... yep, they are the answer... B)


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Darn210 Enthusiast

They`re always smiling...... yep, they are the answer... B)

Nope . . . gotta disagree. They're always smiling because they KNOW the answer . . . and they're not tellin'.

They're smarter than us, you know.

JNBunnie1 Community Regular

First coffee in over a month.... oh yeah baby....

celiac-mommy Collaborator

LOL got my cell phone bill and I used TEN TIMES the data on my iPhone that Mrs Vydor did on my iPhone last month, but she used FORTY TIMES the amount of minutes that I did! :lol:

I checked my 11yo data for this mo. 1700 texts, very little data. 1700?!?! I read them, they're quite amusing. I had 2700 but my captain is gone 15 days a month ;)

First coffee in over a month.... oh yeah baby....

Jealous!!! No sugar, no flour, no alcohol, no coffee, no fun!! But I've lost 8# :rolleyes:

I wish there were some phunnies here this week, but alas, I'm under attack again. Do wish I would have taken some pictures of us clam digging on Sunday but my camera would have been ruined. I asked Captain if he'd mind terribly if I just ran around in my und's (they were boy shorts...)because it was a total monsoon. Completely worthless to be wearing clothes when it looked and felt like I took a dip in the ocean in them and the crotch of my jeans was drooped to my knees. He said I had to leave the jeans on :rolleyes: He couldn't believe it and was totally entertained when I stripped down outside the truck before getting in. Like I was going to sit in a puddle for the 2 hour ride back?! :blink::P The lady in the subaru next to us was trying very hard to keep facing forward :lol:

JNBunnie1 Community Regular

HAHHAAAHAHA!!! When ya gotta strip, ya gotta strip....

jerseyangel Proficient

The lady in the subaru next to us was trying very hard to keep facing forward :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I see London, I see Phrance..... B)

mushroom Proficient

The lady in the subaru next to us was trying very hard to keep facing forward :lol:

Heck, moi, would have been nakedly staring at you. :D

celiac-mommy Collaborator

Heck, moi, would have been nakedly staring at you. :D

I would have been watching too, totally entertained!

'Just look at that freak! It's pouring down rain, she dumps out a quart of sea water from each boot, peels her jeans to her ankles and just STANDS there in a tank and polka dot underoos wilst her man just stands by shaking his head!'

And then somehow I end up on fb the next day :rolleyes:

tom Contributor
:lol: good chuckles w/ my coffee. (Also 1st Oaxacan in yrs from my local in-house roasting place)
JNBunnie1 Community Regular

So am happy to report that I just had a lesson in jiu jitsu, and not only did I not freak out at being manhandled, I quite like the instructor..... ;)

Celiac Mindwarp Community Regular

Oooooo. Nice :);)

kareng Grand Master

So am happy to report that I just had a lesson in jiu jitsu, and not only did I not freak out at being manhandled, I quite like the instructor..... ;)

Bunnz likes to be man-handled by her instructor. Sounds promising. ;)

JNBunnie1 Community Regular

I was worried it would freak me out. I'm good! SO NOT freaked out..... :lol: :lol:

VydorScope Proficient

I have just started aikido (I will be testing for my Black Belt in America Freestyle Karate on November 16th) and my aikido instructor told us...

Karate - The art of knocking some one out of their clothes

Jujitsu - The art of folding cloths with people still in them

Aikido - The art of convincing people to fold their own clothes while they are still in them.

:D

JNBunnie1 Community Regular

HAHAHAHA!!!

Yeah, Army guys only have to fold people with their clothes inside them, they have tools to convince people to fold their own clothes! heeheeeheee....

VydorScope Proficient

Had my wife take it she was 15 left brained, and 4 right. :lol:

elye Community Regular

Had my wife take it she was 15 left brained, and 4 right. :lol:

Hey, but it works.. . . ... B)

Jestgar Rising Star

well, I've been entertaining myself lately by reading doomsday prepper forums. Quite amusing to read them debating over how many rolls of tp one should be storing (something like 24 rolls per person - they seem to use a lot less than I do, but anyway..) for a year. I'm wondering what sort of scenario they're envisioning that will suddenly have fluffy rolls of Charmin available after a year.

Loey Rising Star

So am happy to report that I just had a lesson in jiu jitsu, and not only did I not freak out at being manhandled, I quite like the instructor..... ;)

ooh, bunnie funnie laugh.giflaugh.giflaugh.giflaugh.gif

Love, Loey wub.gif

P.S. I felt well enough to be manhandled last nite rolleyes.gifrolleyes.gifrolleyes.gif

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