The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

[tom]

and - this Lake MIchigan summer cottage - - can we git it fer a Psilly Psummit? *sigh*

Better not all get CC'd together .. ..it had an outhouse

And it's not in the family anymore . .. ..used to belong to grandparents.

Was quite idyllic.

I want to GO TO there (a line from "30 Rock")

<musicalnotes> "Workin' on the night cheese .. . ."

[mimommy]

Hehe

No other state has anything as handy as the mitten!!

'Course, the yupers get left out.

I spent weeks every summer at a cottage on Lake Mich, betw Arcadia & Frankfort.

Great MI memories fo' me.

Me mum's side of the family all in MI.

Lake Michigan is beautiful. Scott and I stopped for an overnight in Harbor Springs on our way back from his Blue Gorilla reunion a couple years back. Was fun--went to the new casino. I went to Traverse City as a kid, and will soon take our daughter to the big water park there.

When I was growing up my friend's grandparents had a place on Deer Lake outside of Boyne (Boyne/Macinac are about 5 hours north of me--I'm in Clinton Township). I spent a lot of time there--4 seasons. They used to call us "Fudgies" cuz they said we only came up for the fudge!

My husband's family has a cottage on Houghton Lake, so we go Up North several times every summer. It's totally commercial there though, more retiree than rustic--yes, there is a Wal-Mart in Prudinville .

The Vagina Microphone <good gawd, I'm only laffin' cuz I ain't had it done yet>

WHOT?????? you don't get surgery? Gimme their numbers...........I'll give them WHAT FOR :harrrumphfffff:

bloody heinous, is whot is it.

'twas a spectacular fall.

severe arm scraping and thorn-stabbing and........a gouge into me wee baby toe

but it was oh so funny and I wish it coulda been filmed <snackle>

I love this - - they've got their own lingo (yupers? mittens?[/i] LOVE IT!!!)

and - this Lake MIchigan summer cottage - - can we git it fer a Psilly Psummit? *sigh*

I want to GO TO there (a line from "30 Rock")

I hope you never need one Suze!

I have been attacked by fallen in a rosebush on more than one occassion and those scratches hurt! hope you're not too banged up today--bet the marks are pretty red and sore

But, laughing at the thought of your 'physical humor'. I laugh at with you, cuz I'm glad I'm not the only clod round here

Yes--we Michiganders have our own built in MAP--our hand! I'm by Lake St. Clair on the bottom right of the thumb bone where it meets the palm We're between Sterling Heights and Mt. Clemens, about 10-15 miles north of Detroit. Yupers are the Upper Peninsula folks (don't go there much--that Macinac bridge is wayyyy scary).

Well guys, the sun is coming up. Time to fill my coffee cup and start the marathon my day. and XOXOXO to all. Have a great day, friends!

[mushroom]

Have read but have no time to respond to all the wackl going on here! Glad to see Knickers paying proper respect to our regal Ruler (she did, after all call you Ma'am). Let 'er keep 'er head for now, Your Majesty. She may come in useful later

Yes--we Michiganders have our own built in MAP--our hand! I'm by Lake St. Clair on the bottom right of the thumb bone where it meets the palm

All right, tell me, are we talking about the left or right hand here? (She with precious little geographical knowledge of de GREAT lakes--all I knows is Michigan is the left one!

Well guys, the sun is coming up.

De sun is comin; up??? WIH?? Just had luverly moon rise here but there is a southerly blast heading our way from the Antarctic any minute now, and it promises to obliterate moon and then sun and viciously interfere with gardening activities. And, hey, da place is startin' to look like sumfin'!! Dunno know what yet. So exorsted, going to bed!! Night.

[elye]

Good Morning, Penis-Posters!

Dear gawd, yes. . .. ....start to mention vagina microphones and anything penis, and oh! There are suddenly rare men posting. . ..!

The last time I was in for my Mam and Pap visit, I was lying on the table, complaining about how awful the dreaded speculum (what a thing -- the word alone is terrifying) felt when being inserted and then opened up like an umbrella.

My elderly doctor listened patiently, then said, "you know, it probably wouldn't be nearly so stressful nor uncomfortable if you inserted it yourself"... .. and he handed me the large, stainless steel wrench/corkscrew/pliers instrument.

I declined, after taking my first good look at this thing... . .I have always purposely NEVER looked at anything in that tray the nurse wheels in....looks too much like toolbelt paraphrenalia.

But the fact that he casually handed the speculum to me was jarring and unforgettable.

Either I come across as freakishly competent, or he may need to retire.

Nikerler! How's our Alsy?

I just dropped DD off at the big tour bus parked in front of their school. The Arts students are off on a whirlwind visit to NYC. She is sharing her hotel room with four other 16-year old girls.

One bathroom.

Gaaaaaahhhhhh. . . ........

My husband's family has a cottage on Houghton Lake, so we go Up North several times every summer. It's totally commercial there though, more retiree than rustic--yes, there is a Wal-Mart in Prudinville .

I'm by Lake St. Clair on the bottom right of the thumb bone where it meets the palm We're between Sterling Heights and Mt. Clemens, about 10-15 miles north of Detroit. Yupers are the Upper Peninsula folks (don't go there much--that Macinac bridge is wayyyy scary).

Raechull! You are not far from POeter and I.. . .....quite a do-able Psilly Psummit, methinks. . . . ..

Soooozle fell in a big rosebush! Take care o' those scratches, Soooze...

[Jestgar]

Well heck. Another day without a natural disaster that will prevent me from going to work. Must think of some fun way to make the day pass.....

Ask boss about nipples?

Follow bread-pudding girl around asking if things work?

Sing muppet songs at the top of my lungs?

Sing

?

[flourgirl]

. Curtains and a doorbell?

So if you girls have The Vagina Monologues, what is there for us pholks with Y chromosomes? Perhaps one of us suitably equipped should pen something and call it The Penis Soliloquies? To pee, or not to pee, that is the question.

Penile Poetry.. . . .. .....

Cocktale Hour?

I rather suspect that the penile monologues would sound rather primitive. I don't believe they've progressed beyond monosylibic narcissistic grunts. But then again, they may surprise us like the gorillas did. Lets teach them sign language and see what they come up with!

[flourgirl]

I had to tell my boss the most appallingly personal things when my fibroids were at their worst.

He seems to have survived, though.

You all are fortunate to have bosses with which to have conversations, especially humorous ones. I discovered from the start of this job that you can't tell the "bossy" anything. It gets discussed with everyone else.

BUTT!!! If you're having a good mental day you CAN have phun with such people

[jerseyangel]

severe arm scraping and thorn-stabbing and........a gouge into me wee baby toe

Ouch

Your rendition of the whole episode was gripping--like I was right there!

Better not all get CC'd together .. ..it had an outhouse

You better be stickin' around, sir

I'm glad I'm not the only clod round here

Minimom said "clod"

Mam and Pap visit

Never heard that one before!

Lets teach them sign language and see what they come up with!

That I'd like to see! You can get Leesigh in to help

Mornin Sillies--off to new doctor fer blood pressure check (how mundane....after the v. microphone discussion....) See ya'll later

[flourgirl]

Ouch Psuessley! And how do those red road maps on yer skin look with yer new hair? Hope your not huring too bad!

Mam and Pap . And if there are no V/communications you can send a Mam-o-gram!

Mimm-e-o....you're not the only clod in the bunch by any over-reach stretch! I think I can fall trip over painted lines! We claim that the Klutz gene runs in our family, perhaps on the x chromosome. I have 4 sisters, and we all do wunderphull impromptu ballet!

[mimommy]

I am supposed to be going about my day, but just can't seem to give a hoot about laundry, errands, and return phone calls

_{so I'll just quietly sit here and type...}

I want to GO TO there (a line from "30 Rock")

See Below...

it had an outhouse...Was quite idyllic.

Luv that you use the words 'idyllic' and 'outhouse' in the same sentence

Let 'er keep 'er head for now, Your Majesty. She may come in useful later

All right, tell me, are we talking about the left or right hand here? (She with precious little geographical knowledge of de GREAT lakes--all I knows is Michigan is the left one!

Shroom, glad your garden is comin' along

Yes, I do believe you are right--good tinkin' 'der, Neroli. You are oh-fishally named Royal Strategist.

Either hand will work, as long as the thumb points toward the right.

Good Morning, Penis-Posters!

The last time I was in for my Mam and Pap visit, I was lying on the table, complaining about how awful the dreaded speculum (what a thing -- the word alone is terrifying) felt when being inserted and then opened up like an umbrella.

My elderly doctor listened patiently, then said, "you know, it probably wouldn't be nearly so stressful nor uncomfortable if you inserted it yourself"... .. and he handed me the large, stainless steel wrench/corkscrew/pliers instrument.

I declined, after taking my first good look at this thing... . .I have always purposely NEVER looked at anything in that tray the nurse wheels in....looks too much like toolbelt paraphrenalia.

But the fact that he casually handed the speculum to me was jarring and unforgettable.

Either I come across as freakishly competent, or he may need to retire.

Raechull! You are not far from POeter and I.. . .....quite a do-able Psilly Psummit, methinks. . . . ..

"Penis Posters" I had one on my wall when I was a teen. Twas dreamy...

"Mam and Pap" Your whole story was wackl!!

Yes, tis quite do-able. Tom, Suze, Jess and Patty could fly in to Detroit, then we'll drive (4 hours) to Toronto/Ottowa. Nikki and Shroom could meet us there. Where is everyone else?

I'm actually serious about this. I have two extra queen size beds in my basement--decent arrangements down there, too. Any are welcome to stay--could be high drama adventure!!

I rather suspect that the penile monologues would sound rather primitive. I don't believe they've progressed beyond monosylibic narcissistic grunts. But then again, they may surprise us like the gorillas did. Lets teach them sign language and see what they come up with!

Like hairless Einsteins, solving quarks and defining our existence

If Toby Keith were a penis:

"I wanna talk about me

wanna talk about I

wanna talk about my two friends

and my one eye"

And if there are no V/communications you can send a Mam-o-gram!

I have 4 sisters, and we all do wunderphull impromptu ballet!

Mam-o-gram!!

Now there's a dance competition I'd like to see

[Judyin Philly]

Good Morning, Penis-Posters!

Dear gawd, yes. . .. ....start to mention vagina microphones and anything penis, and oh! There are suddenly rare men posting. . ..!

The last time I was in for my Mam and Pap visit, I was lying on the table, complaining about how awful the dreaded speculum (what a thing -- the word alone is terrifying) felt when being inserted and then opened up like an umbrella.

My elderly doctor listened patiently, then said, "you know, it probably wouldn't be nearly so stressful nor uncomfortable if you inserted it yourself"... .. and he handed me the large, stainless steel wrench/corkscrew/pliers instrument.

I declined, after taking my first good look at this thing... . .I have always purposely NEVER looked at anything in that tray the nurse wheels in....looks too much like toolbelt paraphrenalia.

But the fact that he casually handed the speculum to me was jarring and unforgettable.

Either I come across as freakishly competent, or he may need to retire.

a big rosebush! Take care o' those scratches, Soooze...

tHIS HAS GOT TO BE THE WINNER OF THE MOST FUNNY POST EVER

THANKS FOR THE LAUGHS

JUDY

[jerseyangel]

Mimm-e-o....you're not the only clod in the bunch by any over-reach stretch!

You said a mouthphul there, T. Just got home--got to the doc's office wifout getting lost--which is a miracle in and of itself since I'd never been there....but back at the grocery store after, I phorgot where I left the car--I was 3 rows off

Clod

If Toby Keith were a penis:

"I wanna talk about me

wanna talk about I

wanna talk about my two friends

and my one eye"

OMGawd!!!!! I was going to post that video yesterday at the height of all the penile talk!!!!! I SWEAR!!!!!! :lol:

[elye]

Hi, Joooodie! Listen, Rayechull has invited us to stay in her basement -- you'd be right at home!

Ask boss about nipples?

Sing

?

You all are fortunate to have bosses with which to have conversations, especially humorous ones.

Blonde song.. . ...

I wish I could converse with my various superiors the way many do.. . . ....they all are somewhat challenged by the English language, so I would need to commit to memory the French and Spanish words for nipple (mamelon), penis (la verge - -note that this word is ridiculously feminine), ovulation (ovulation - - not a problem). And I just cannot be bothered. . . .....

I rather suspect that the penile monologues would sound rather primitive. I don't believe they've progressed beyond monosylibic narcissistic grunts. But then again, they may surprise us like the gorillas did. Lets teach them sign language and see what they come up with!

Well, we could work with their monosyllabic grunts.. . . ...we'd need a Penile Interpreter. Now, I'm fairly good at deciphering foreigners' pronunciation and vocabulary cruxes, but historically I've never been able to clue in on what in hell penises are communicating. . . .......

Mornin Sillies--off to new doctor fer blood pressure check (how mundane....after the v. microphone discussion....) See ya'll later

Hey, Pattteigh! I'm gunnin' for a 115/65 for ya. . . . ......

"Penis Posters" I had one on my wall when I was a teen. Twas dreamy...

Hadda draw one in my Life Drawing course in university.... .. . just kept erasing, and erasing, as things....changed.. . . ......

Toby Keith's penis lyrics!

These posts have just been SO phunny!!! Why in hell are penii so hysterical, anyways??

[elye]

Whup!! There's Oracle POeter!

POeter, why are penii so phunnee?

By the way, it is, in fact:

One Penis

Two penii

[jerseyangel]

Hi, Joooodie! Listen, Rayechull has invited us to stay in her basement -- you'd be right at home!

El <snort>-o!!!

A Texas style snort

[Jestgar]

Well, we could work with their monosyllabic grunts.. . . ...we'd need a Penile Interpreter. Now, I'm fairly good at deciphering foreigners' pronunciation and vocabulary cruxes, but historically I've never been able to clue in on what in hell penises are communicating. . . .......

Is it ever anything more than "NOW"?

[jerseyangel]

Is it ever anything more than "NOW"?

Hee! guys, she got ya there......

[JNBunnie1]

Is it ever anything more than "NOW"?

I was gonna say, penii don't have a plethora of subjects they'd like to discuss.... There's really only two.

So coconut chicken! Simple: Smash up a cup or two of honey nut rice chex, mix with 1/2 cup or so shredded coconut and garlic/salt/pepper. Then dip chicken pieces in coconut milk and then the dry mix (I only dip one side in the dry mix because if you coat the bottom it just gets all mushy anyway) and place in baking dish crunchy side up. Pour remaining coconut milk in pan around chicken, add pineapple chunks if you like, and bake 350 for 35 min, less if it's only a few pieces of chicken. The above measurements made a LOT of chicken, tone it down if you're not a glutton.

Sweet tatoes: Peel, boil, mash, add butter & maple syrup.

We also had broccoli.

[JNBunnie1]

Wanna know what I'm making tonite?

[Jestgar]

Wanna know what I'm making tonite?

:droool_oooo:

Yes!

[Judyin Philly]

Hi, Joooodie! Listen, Rayechull has invited us to stay in her basement -- you'd be right at home!

El <snort>-o!!!

A Texas style snort

WELL LADIES, I DON'T FIND BASEMENTS FUNNY IN THE LEAST!

NOW -----you 2 ladies i do find funny

Damn

TRYING TO TAKE THE TRASH UP AND IT KEEPS RAINING ON ME AND PLAYING WITH MY MIND.....SUN........THEN IT RAINS.......NOW DANK AND DARK..........GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.

LIKE BEING IN A BASEMENT

YES BUNNIE I'D LOVE TO KNOW WHAT'S FOR DINNER.

MY COMPUTER KEEPS GOING BACK TO BIG LETTERS....WHAT'S UP

DID I JINX MYSELF

THERE IT IS AGAIN.

[DingoGirl]

I rather suspect that the penile monologues would sound rather primitive. I don't believe they've progressed beyond monosylibic narcissistic grunts. But then again, they may surprise us like the gorillas did. Lets teach them sign language and see what they come up with!

narcissistic grunts!!!!

Your rendition of the whole episode was gripping--like I was right there!

I don't think I mentioned the part about holding a clove cigarette in one hand, did I

See, I was keeping it safe from breakage, hence the more dramatic fall occurred than would have been necessary

also trying not to step on Skittle Skat.....

actually was punctured in food by TWO large thorns

kinda hurts to walk today

I am supposed to be going about my day, but just can't seem to give a hoot about laundry, errands, and return phone calls

_{so I'll just quietly sit here and type...}

"Penis Posters" I had one on my wall when I was a teen. Twas dreamy...

"

:lol: whose penii were they?

and......glad to see ya got your priorities straight, Mimms

I wish I could converse with my various superiors the way many do.. . . ....they all are somewhat challenged by the English language, so I would need to commit to memory the French and Spanish words for nipple (mamelon), penis (la verge - -note that this word is ridiculously feminine), ovulation (ovulation - - not a problem). And I just cannot be bothered. . . .....

:lol: love this! why did I never know it was called La Verge?

POeter, why are penii so phunnee?

By the way, it is, in fact:

One Penis

Two penii

*snort* :lol:

Padtea did a TEXAS snort!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

good day sills - - got nowt else - - must run

more later!

[JNBunnie1]

WELL LADIES, I DON'T FIND BASEMENTS FUNNY IN THE LEAST!

NOW -----you 2 ladies i do find funny

Damn

TRYING TO TAKE THE TRASH UP AND IT KEEPS RAINING ON ME AND PLAYING WITH MY MIND.....SUN........THEN IT RAINS.......NOW DANK AND DARK..........GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.

LIKE BEING IN A BASEMENT

YES BUNNIE I'D LOVE TO KNOW WHAT'S FOR DINNER.

MY COMPUTER KEEPS GOING BACK TO BIG LETTERS....WHAT'S UP

DID I JINX MYSELF

THERE IT IS AGAIN.

Poor Joodie.... Yer computer's messin wit you, ain't it?

I'll write up what I do for dinner later, I'm never sure what's gonna happen til I do it.... I'm thinkin white lasagna.

[jerseyangel]

TRYING TO TAKE THE TRASH UP AND IT KEEPS RAINING ON ME

I can't believe how much rain you guys have had lately!

I don't think I mentioned the part about holding a clove cigarette in one hand, did I

Uh, no young lady, you did not!

[Mtndog]

Hello Psillies! Long time no-see, a poop in from me!

I have been reading along on my gmail. All hail Queen Ray-chull-on-the-bust-of Queen Elizabeth

Suzzle had a date (and a clove and a very expensive cognac), no?

Bunnie's on 'roids- don't go getting all Schwarzenagar (sp?) on us! How was the Cape? Hope yer sumac goes away soon. I'll writ a limerick fer ya

I really want to scratch off my face

Cause sumac has put it all out of place

I'll pop a Prednisone

Try not to feel stoned

And smack that sumac to space!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Penile Soliloquies :lol:

Alsey's away. Em, your dad is OK?

Not much psilly- I think it's because the phiremen didn't show upon Saturday- the noive! However I had a lovely dinner with Gerard Butler on Sunday (P.S. I Love you- soooooooo cute!) though and that will have to suffice.

We are hosting my BIL's 40th birthday party here Saturday night and there is MUCH cleaning to be done HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!