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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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curlyfries Contributor

Kinda weird, but do y'all realize little Lexi's been snug as a bug in her own little tropical paradise.........remember the pic?.....and she's about to make her debut while Jess is visiting the real thing! :huh:


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Well, once again I have missed the Big Show from Oahu. Got into the store about a quarter to twelve, got the laptop set up, tried to connect to the beach camera about five to, and it would not load and Firefox crashed. Tried again, and Firefox did an encore performance. Tried to restart Windows, but it hung and did not shut down. Phinally pressed and held "power off" and rebooted cold, and it is working, but Jess is long gone. :angry: :angry: :angry:

Leeesa, exciting news!

ranger Enthusiast

Wah! I missed it. Dumb computer. Dumb selph! :ph34r:

Will Alexis be a wee-silli? :D

Why do we live in the midwest? Because we don't want to be swallowed up by a huge sunami, or slidden into the sea. That's a phact!

Later. I have got to buy a heater. Because I live in the MIDWEST. Or am I in the mid east? Or, am I in one of the mid-Atlantic states? Where am I?

Sluzen

jerseyangel Proficient
Well, once again I have missed the Big Show from Oahu. Got into the store about a quarter to twelve, got the laptop set up, tried to connect to the beach camera about five to, and it would not load and Firefox crashed. Tried again, and Firefox did an encore performance. Tried to restart Windows, but it hung and did not shut down. Phinally pressed and held "power off" and rebooted cold, and it is working, but Jess is long gone. :angry: :angry: :angry:

Oh crap, PeOter! :angry: I was wondering where you were......stupid Phirephox <_<

jerseyangel Proficient
Later. I have got to buy a heater. Because I live in the MIDWEST. Or am I in the mid east? Or, am I in one of the mid-Atlantic states? Where am I?

Jeeze Slu.....I hope you phind yer way home wif yer heater.....where ever you are :unsure::P

elye Community Regular
Then refreshed. Jess was gone but saw a guy walk through talking on his phone and he waved also . . . I'm pretty sure he was waving to us, too.

OMG. . . . ........You are right, he WAS waving at us, as well. . . .......I just know it. It must have been another Psilly.

Ptaoughmghmn? Are you down in Hawaii?

.....Perhaps it was the Jester. Was he staggering?

YAY!!! Alexis is coming!! :):)

As I walked away a passing woman smiled and said I looked like I was having fun. I explained about the camera and she starting laughing and said 'I just thought you were nuts'.

Gad....you mean, few people who walk by there know about the camera aimed at them? Hell, glad I am not strolling obliviously past that monument.......I'd be pickin' my nose er digging my shorts outta me bum, fer sure..... . . ... :lol:

flourgirl Apprentice

Dangitall!! Missed some really impo-tant stuffs!!! Just can't often get to the 'puter at work whenevah Iah wants! Gjshess......I tho't you was s'posed to pack up a bunch of us in yer sootcases! We woulda paid the baggage check fees!?!?!? So now we're (almost) all buried up to our givahoots wiv snaugh and ahce! (WV had sloppery ice this am! Ucky crap). Then again, they're talkin 60's for the week. Hope Pearl Harbor was a great tour for you!

Curly Gramma! Yay for you! Hope the labor is uneventphul and eazy. You jest know it's going to be the most beautfullest baby ever! :)

Gotta go.....'later....Tea


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T'is so dark today I don't think it was worth the sun gettin' out of bed <_<

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Same here, and I don't think he's even gonna boffer, might get drownded :o And they are even mentioning the "S" word WIH? T'is nearing the end of October. Think of the poor wee lambies, forevvins sake :huh:

On another note........

We may be meeting wee Alexis soon! :D

Yay, Leesa, a happy event...nanahood :D

'I just thought you were nuts'.

:rolleyes::lol: She may be right, ya know. I was all tucked up in me bed and missed ya :( , but how many peeps would make a fool of theirselphsthe effort to do this??

Because I live in the MIDWEST. Or am I in the mid east? Or, am I in one of the mid-Atlantic states? Where am I?

I always thought US defininitions of midWEST were absolutely crazy :P Ohio to me is in the midEAST, and Kansas is in the midDLE, and Utah is in the midWEST and Alaska is the west (and also the Antarctice). Regardless what ye call it though, Sluzan, best get thee a heater fast if ye don't live in Florida :lol:

Psills, I just went to the funeral of my 97 year-old aunt, the last of my mother's family (all ten of them) and fully compus mentus and still avidly supporting the local rugby team, and whilst I was gone the last of my father's family (six of them) died too (at 92, the baby :o ) So that means my parents' entire generation is gone :huh: It feels such a loss, somehow, because although I am left with what started out as 42 first cousins, we don't have anything in common any more and they seem (and are) total strangers :blink::unsure: to me. Thank goodness one can choose one's phriends..... :)

jerseyangel Proficient

I'm so sorry about your aunt, Shroomie. I know what you mean about the cousins, though. I haven't seen some of mine since I was a kid, and even the others I don't really have anything in common with either. The years go by and one day you look up and so much has changed......

elye Community Regular
Psills, I just went to the funeral of my 97 year-old aunt, the last of my mother's family (all ten of them) and fully compus mentus and still avidly supporting the local rugby team, and whilst I was gone the last of my father's family (six of them) died too (at 92, the baby :o ) So that means my parents' entire generation is gone :huh:

This is so poignant, Shroomie... . . ......the last of a generation. But wow, what great genetic markers you have within you! All those dear relatives living into their nineties.... . . . ......right commendable! :)

curlyfries Contributor

Alexis is being fickle already. She's changed her mind.........waiting for warmer weather....or more likely, for everyone to go back to work. <_< Her daddy and I had today off.

elye Community Regular
Alexis is being fickle already. She's changed her mind.........waiting for warmer weather....or more likely, for everyone to go back to work. <_< Her daddy and I had today off.

When the time comes, we need to have that Hawaiin real-time webcam set up in the delivery room for a really special synchronized Psilly get-together.. . . . ........ :D

flourgirl Apprentice
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Same here, and I don't think he's even gonna boffer, might get drownded :o And they are even mentioning the "S" word WIH? T'is nearing the end of October. Think of the poor wee lambies, forevvins sake :huh:

Yay, Leesa, a happy event...nanahood :D

:rolleyes::lol: She may be right, ya know. I was all tucked up in me bed and missed ya :( , but how many peeps would make a fool of theirselphsthe effort to do this??

I always thought US defininitions of midWEST were absolutely crazy :P Ohio to me is in the midEAST, and Kansas is in the midDLE, and Utah is in the midWEST and Alaska is the west (and also the Antarctice). Regardless what ye call it though, Sluzan, best get thee a heater fast if ye don't live in Florida :lol:

Psills, I just went to the funeral of my 97 year-old aunt, the last of my mother's family (all ten of them) and fully compus mentus and still avidly supporting the local rugby team, and whilst I was gone the last of my father's family (six of them) died too (at 92, the baby :o ) So that means my parents' entire generation is gone :huh: It feels such a loss, somehow, because although I am left with what started out as 42 first cousins, we don't have anything in common any more and they seem (and are) total strangers :blink::unsure: to me. Thank goodness one can choose one's phriends..... :)

Sounds so much like my own. My Dad in among the youngest in a very large family, and many of them are still going (his family seemed to have longevity....or maybe they all just seemed old when I was a kid). One of my sisters is tossing about the idea of family reunion (we used to do this when "us" were young...but not in many, many years), and is having a good time trying to track down "the cousins" (also 40 something...I forget how many). Could be a heck of a crowd if it can be pulled off...a lot of us not only have chilluns..but gran'chilluns, too....and we are all over the country!

Nana Kurley.....she'll be here in her own good time....just hope she doesn't keep y'all waitin tooooo long! How's the mama feeling?

curlyfries Contributor
Nana Kurley.....she'll be here in her own good time....just hope she doesn't keep y'all waitin tooooo long! How's the mama feeling?

She slept a lot, today. Wide awake and in good spirits, now, but anxious to have this baby! :P

elye Community Regular

Hey, gang!

Did Jyesss say she was flying home today? Cannot recall.. . ......man, I was looking at our globe, and did not realize until now how incredibly far away from all civilization those group of islands are.... . ..in the middle of the Pacific. I think Hawaii is actually closer to Japan than to the States!

Just threw a questionable-looking rump roast into trusty crockpot. Come six o'clock, I am hoping for a delectable, beefy masterpiece. Hope it does its magic!

jerseyangel Proficient

Mornin all :D

Em.....I'm sure yer roast will be delectable--I swear you could throw an old shoe in a crock pot, add some onions, cook all day and it would be a meal :lol: The ole crock tease is pure magic :lol:

Lee-sa....how's the baby watch? Anything happen overnight?

Sills--I'm sore in places I didn't know I had :o Last night we started putting an epoxy finish on the garage floor.....what a production! We had to etch it first (did this on Sunday) and then wash. By last night it was dry, so we mixed up the first batch of the stuff and ended up getting the floor about 2/3 done. All the edging is done (by moi) and it really looks incredible.

We'll finish it up tonight, and since we have the apartment till the end of the month we won't have to park on it for almost 2 weeks. Today, I have more packing to do.....every time we go over there, we load up the car.

Does Jess go home today? How cool was seeing her yesterday? :D:D

Another beautiful day here--got me winders open B)

Jestgar Rising Star

I'm in Waikiki til Saturday, but the conference starts tomorrow and today I have to change hotels. On Saturday I fly to Hilo for a few days, then drive to Kona. Don't come home til the 29th.

heading out soon for a sunrise swim.

jerseyangel Proficient
I'm in Waikiki til Saturday, but the conference starts tomorrow and today I have to change hotels. On Saturday I fly to Hilo for a few days, then drive to Kona. Don't come home til the 29th.

heading out soon for a sunrise swim.

Sounds great--enjoy!! :D

celiac-mommy Collaborator

Man I missed a lot. Not paying attention to the date of Jyess's show, I was excited that it's approaching 9am, but alas, that was yesterday wasn't it, and now I'm depressed I missed the phun!

We were at the beach all weekend. 16 family members sharing one house and a freezer-full of booze. Needless to say, I didn't do much yesterday AT ALL. Thank God for rain, couldn't bear to look at the sun <_< My children learned a colorful new set of words, mostly revolving around the "F" word. I had to have multiple chats with them about appropriate language--sooooo praying ds doesn't drop an f-bomb at school today...... :huh:

Sorry about the lay-off's Sleoozin and Leeza, I hope things turn around quickly.

Happy to see everyone is on the mend!

Laatah Beotchis!! ;)

elye Community Regular

Wow, sounds like a great family weekend you had, Rahshell!

My children learned a colorful new set of words, mostly revolving around the "F" word. I had to have multiple chats with them about appropriate language--sooooo praying ds doesn't drop an f-bomb at school today...... :huh:

:lol:

This reminds me of the time my two kids, around ages five and two, were downstairs arguing. Jack, only just beginning to talk in sentences, was giving Sophie regular hell for stepping on his Lego, or knocking his tower down.... . . . . ....I heard the yelling getting louder, back and forth, until Sophie suddenly screamed, "Oh, yah?? Well, EFF - YOO - KAY!!!"

:rolleyes::lol:

jerseyangel Proficient

When my older son was about 4, we were on a day trip with friends. The husband was good-naturedly teasing, and my son called him a "d%$#@#$bag" :lol:

The guy's mom was there and she very calmly looks over and said quietly "did he just say d%$#@#$bag? :lol::lol::lol:

I can laugh now--this had to be 25 years ago :P

celiac-mommy Collaborator

Douchebag is such a great word!! :)

When my dd was 4, we had just returned home from dinner with my potty-mouthed father. She walked in the house, accidently dropped her bag down the stairs and I heard "sh*t" My husband froze at the sink. Thinking I couldn't possible have heard her correctly I said, "Madeleine, WHAT did you say?" She said, "sh*t!" I said (louder), "What did you say?" Louder yet she said. "SH*T" Yelling now, I said "Madeleine Elizabeth WHAT DID YOU SAY?" yelling back now, annunciation every syllable, she said, "I----SAID---SH*T!!!!" My DH was doubled over at the sink laughing, and she turned the corner where I was and gave me a big smile, like, "you really wanted to know." I was trying so hard not to laugh while explaining to her papa has a foul mouth and she was not allowed to talk like him!!

Mtndog Collaborator
The other day, i went to the grocery and signed my check SLEEZEN %*#**%@. They rejected it. I had to make out a new check! Yous guys are infltering my real life, whatever that is!

Oh Sleezan- you psilly bundt! :lol:

(I want to steal Bev's emoticon :ph34r: )

Edit: freddo2.gif

(hee)

What's mine is yours (apparently :P )

On another note........

We may be meeting wee Alexis soon! :D

Briana's been cramping since last night. She tried going to work today........finally decided to visit the OB. She said Briana may be in early stages of labor.......go home and take it easy.

Yahoo! grammy CurlyLeesa!!!!!!!!!!

Shroomie- I'm sorry about your aunt. Amazing- what a generation she belonged to!

When the time comes, we need to have that Hawaiin real-time webcam set up in the delivery room for a really special synchronized Psilly get-together.. . . . ........ :D

:lol:

The ole crock tease is pure magic :lol:

Sills--I'm sore in places I didn't know I had :o

Patteigh- Are you getting fresh wif yer crockpot?

heading out soon for a sunrise swim.

Jess- I love you but I hate you!

We were at the beach all weekend. 16 family members sharing one house and a freezer-full of booze. Needless to say, I didn't do much yesterday AT ALL. Thank God for rain, couldn't bear to look at the sun <_< My children learned a colorful new set of words, mostly revolving around the "F" word. I had to have multiple chats with them about appropriate language--sooooo praying ds doesn't drop an f-bomb at school today...... :huh:

Laatah Beotchis!! ;)

Your whole post :lol: :lol: Love the "f-bomb" expression!

When my older son was about 4, we were on a day trip with friends. The husband was good-naturedly teasing, and my son called him a "d%$#@#$bag" :lol:

Paddeigh's got crock teases and d%$#@#$baggery- letting 'em rip today! :lol:

Douchebag is such a great word!! :)

When my dd was 4, we had just returned home from dinner with my potty-mouthed father. She walked in the house, accidently dropped her bag down the stairs and I heard "sh*t" My husband froze at the sink. Thinking I couldn't possible have heard her correctly I said, "Madeleine, WHAT did you say?" She said, "sh*t!" I said (louder), "What did you say?" Louder yet she said. "SH*T" Yelling now, I said "Madeleine Elizabeth WHAT DID YOU SAY?" yelling back now, annunciation every syllable, she said, "I----SAID---SH*T!!!!" My DH was doubled over at the sink laughing, and she turned the corner where I was and gave me a big smile, like, "you really wanted to know." I was trying so hard not to laugh while explaining to her papa has a foul mouth and she was not allowed to talk like him!!

And our Rachelle is on a roll :lol: :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient

Hey Bevel Wevel!! :D

What's happenin'?

Mtndog Collaborator

Not much- just dong some school work! Yawn...want a wee nappy!

Hi Jess! I SEE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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