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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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Mtndog Collaborator
Hmmmmmm......well, I already got me a Brazilian....what in hell more do you need in life?

OMGAWD- 2 miles down the road there is a sign that says "Help Wanted: Brazilian Waxer" I'm guessing it's not most people's dream job and I ain't trusting no guy to brazilian my hmm..mm or hmmm hmmm (MY HOO HOO!)

Amanda!! You wanna be fertilizing yer eggs, not eating them! :lol::lol:;)

:lol: :lol: :lol:

My overall opinion right now....this hospital will make me wait until my hmm_hmm falls off!

amanda- They don't fall off....they implode :o DEMAND an appointment.

:lol::rolleyes: Yes, that's exactly it....that just woken-up, disoriented-and-pissed-off look crosses both my kids' faces most mornings...."Get up!! Just be thankful I'm not slippin' booties on you and makin' ya pull me to Carcross!!"

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Emily!!!! Check your spelling!!!! :o:o

Amanda said hmm_hmm. The hmmmm_mmm is a totally different body part!!! She doesn't even HAVE one of those . . . well, I don't think she does . . . :huh:

Yes- when you get old your hmm_hmm turns into a hmm..huh? Isn't the hmmmm_mmmm a male part ? And when you get REALLY old (like 40) it starts toOpen Original Shared Link

She is told her hmm-hmm is depressed.

No good can come from that!

p.s. George and Jude are BOTH on their way over to jump me.

Yeah, well Fabio's coming over to grease my engine :P

You darn well love getting jumped by your 68 yr old neighboUr....& you know it :mellow:

Speechless!!!!!!

We got it at a BevMO, albeit, 3rd closest BevMo. . ..... hey Donna!! Camden & Union maybe closest BevMo to you? Try the absinthe! "Good for what ails ya!!" :D

You know they named BevMo after me cause everyone's alwys wanting mo' Bev :P


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Oh, you must go back and read ptaum's story . . . the roommate had been sitting there in a daze, for quite some time . . . I was thinking with the lid down, but now methinks it was just the seat!!

AH HA!!!!!!! .......Good detective work Darn210 ;)

tom Contributor

OK, I'll finish catching up later, as I must interject.

1) When I found roomie sitting on the commode, it WAS w/ LID down.

I do not know of the timing of lid ascension.

2) We each have our own bathroom. ( yay! :D )

3) I believe he keeps his quite clean, perhaps not even waiting for a flood. :blink:

SquatsWifDingos Newbie
oh sillies - -

dead battery...............

trapped at home..........it appears that Annie left the car door open all night. She's SOOOOOO irresponsible.

:lol:

bah! :angry:

p.s. George and Jude are BOTH on their way over to jump me.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

any jumping around here to be done, it will be done by me !! :P

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Yes- when you get old your hmm_hmm turns into a hmm..huh? Isn't the hmmmm_mmmm a male part ? And when you get REALLY old (like 40) it starts toOpen Original Shared Link

:lol::lol:

..........at age 40 you say?????....gawd :rolleyes: ......and...... :unsure: is it mumbling in French???? :blink:

Speechless!!!!!!

Ain't easy...but I MADE Bev speechless :lol:

...gotta watch 'Ramsay's kitchen nightmares' ...see you sillies later :D

SquatsWifDingos Newbie
Gah!! Got up so late! Much catching up to do!

<i tawt i taw a dingoboy!> :blink: :blink:

<i DID! i DID!!> :rolleyes:

Pseu-zee & Dei-vhid ABsolinthely MUST get a bottle of this stuff!! :wacko:

(That goes for all y'all!)

It truly is a different effect than other libations.

<too bad Dingy's bday has passed :( >

i have seen dayvhid before but this is a new twist! if you say my name real slow.... it sounds like duh duh duh day vid

and ill try anything once!!

Oh it WAS all about the Absinthe. The Phaerie may be wee, but she packs a wallop.

(to be fair he did drink a LOT over MANY hrs)

Susie's bothered by hummus??? :huh: :huh: I eat it ALL the time. Have 2 types in fridge at the moment.

But there are many brands w/ ingred I can't have.

I should be making homemade, but I always take the easy way out and buy it.

I go for Raquel's, made in South City. (that's S. San Francisco ;) )

:lol: LOL David!!! Your av looks like a gargantuan dingo dining on a de-briefed cheerleader!!!

<am I imagining the ankle-panties?>

im not sure if it was teh humus or not. i had some left over dinner from our night at pf chang's and felt sick that evening. susie must have had a delayed reaction !

ha... de-briefed cheerleader! B)

:lol: yeah , I noticed that too!! :lol: ...........who's being eaten David??????

it's actually a barbie doll. tastey too !

I was thinking that David's avatar was . . . "A Dingo ate my baybay!!"

how do i add that as a tag?

and...

THANKS FOR THE WARM WELCOMES !!! ^_^

Darn210 Enthusiast
how do i add that as a tag?

I'm sorry to say that you must rack up 501 posts before you can captionize your avs. You're in the right spot though, you can really pile on the posts in this thread. I recommend only quoting one person per post . . . take for example your last post, you could have easily turned that into four different posts . . . worked for me!!!


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any jumping around here to be done, it will be done by me !! :P

You're on!! Next time my daughter leaves the dome/reading light on in the van, I'll call you to come jump me!!

psawyer Proficient
Morning, Sillies!

So Peter, when you get back, Michelle will likely be over the finish line, and in THIRD PLACE!! (fingers double-crossed, here). It's about twelve hours from the last checkpoint to Whitehorse.

Nah, it is gonna be a while yet. She left Braeburn at 9:25 Yukon time, so twelve hours puts her at the finish just past midnight our time.

:angry: A heinous morning at the store. The delivery involves backing a heavy truck into a narrow lane beside the store, so goods can be transferred from the side door of the truck through a roll-up delivery door. We've had a new driver the last few weeks, and backing up is not his strong suit. Today he hit the building. Twice. And very nearly missed a third hit. But the second time, he was going forward and turned too tightly, and scraped the side of the truck along the corner of the building, causing damage to both. He didn't even realize he had done it until I pointed out the damage to him. :angry::angry:

Now, must upload pictures and email to the honcho in charge of trucking for the company.

tom Contributor
DEAR GAWD SILLIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOW how am I supposed to get anything done, with all of YOU miscreants here, and now my David is here too??????????????????????????????????????????

:blink:

See Sillies? We didn't lose a Dingy, we gained a co-squatting canine!

I notice SwD doesn't admit to being in Phrezno! :lol:

Vetiver????????

How do you KNOW these things?? :huh::blink:

Vetiver: A grass with heavy, fibrous roots, which are used to distill an oil with the scent of moist earth with woody undertones.

Oh and Susie, I've got a bag of shells I've almost tossed out. I'll leave it on the NW corner of Settle & Minnesota :lol:

OMGAWD- 2 miles down the road there is a sign that says "Help Wanted: Brazilian Waxer" I'm guessing it's not most people's dream job

Well that kinda depends on the waxee now, don't it?

<I'm allowed to mention that a fav girlfriend & I used to play Barber Shop aren't I?>

elye Community Regular

Tom!! That av...I've been meaning to comment.... :lol::lol:

I couldn't figure out what was so curious about it...now I know--John looks so very placed there. Like, he intentionally has positioned himself beside said toilet, with a pillow ensconced under his head...he didn't stumble in, feel his legs give in, and crumple quietly to the tiles. Very industrious of him....

did someone say absinthe was a licorice flavor?? . . . absolutely do not like licorice.

Me neither, so I may not enjoy phaerie-tippling. However, ya never know.

After all......absinthe DOES make the heart grow fonder..... <_<:rolleyes:

i have seen dayvhid before but this is a new twist! if you say my name real slow.... it sounds like duh duh duh day vid

He's a keeper!

Now, if I say your name really slowly, it sounds like daaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyvvvvvvviiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid. N'est pas? :rolleyes::lol:

You're on!! Next time my daughter leaves the dome/reading light on in the van, I'll call you to come jump me!!

Don't need anyone on call to come and jump me. Got me a Brazilian for that. :o:lol:

SquatsWifDingos Newbie
See Sillies? We didn't lose a Dingy, we gained a co-squatting canine!

I notice SwD doesn't admit to being in Phrezno! :lol:

Vetiver????????

How do you KNOW these things?? :huh::blink:

i guess i smell like vetiver from all the trees i have been showing love to! :P

in PHreZno yes, from PHreZno... NO

SquatsWifDingos Newbie
You're on!! Next time my daughter leaves the dome/reading light on in the van, I'll call you to come jump me!!

woot !!! let the jumpin commence !! :o

SquatsWifDingos Newbie
I'm sorry to say that you must rack up 501 posts before you can captionize your avs. You're in the right spot though, you can really pile on the posts in this thread. I recommend only quoting one person per post . . . take for example your last post, you could have easily turned that into four different posts . . . worked for me!!!

i can be quite literal sometimes !!

counting 6ish :rolleyes:

tom Contributor
counting 6ish :rolleyes:

Well ain't the newcomer hoppin' right into the swing of Sillyville. Any zippers?

elye Community Regular
<I'm allowed to mention that a fav girlfriend & I used to play Barber Shop aren't I?>

But of course.....

Straight back and sides, huh? :lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
<I'm allowed to mention that a fav girlfriend & I used to play Barber Shop aren't I?>

:huh::huh:

You cut each other's hair?

You sang in harmony??

You dressed alike with fake mustaches and straw hats?

:lol::lol:

Mtndog Collaborator
Now, must upload pictures and email to the honcho in charge of trucking for the company.

Peter said Honcho :lol: :lol: :lol: (I am sorry about the damage though- blech-ugh pooey!

Well that kinda depends on the waxee now, don't it?

<I'm allowed to mention that a fav girlfriend & I used to play Barber Shop aren't I?>

:lol: :lol: :lol: I THINK I just blushed!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't need anyone on call to come and jump me. Got me a Brazilian for that. :o:lol:

watch out for Tom-i think he likes brazilians and he MIGHT steal yours :ph34r:

tom Contributor

New av from booths surrounding Tour de CA.

Seriously? Healthy Jelly Beans???????????

tom Contributor
You dressed alike with fake mustaches and straw hats?

:lol::lol:

Close! REAL mustaches and fake straw hats!

(Did I mention she was Bulgarian?

J/K!!! She had zero discernable facial hair)

Maybe I should put up a pic of me w/ Fu Manchu before I get rid of it.

I seem to have had a dramatic increase in facial hair since becoming NoSoyBoy, so I've been trying a few things. :)

OK ... .. Got pic but oops! That's camera shadow on my chin. No beard today.

elye Community Regular
Maybe I should put up a pic of me w/ Fu Manchu before I get rid of it.

I seem to have had a dramatic increase in facial hair since becoming NoSoyBoy, so I've been trying a few things. :)

Great pic, Tom!

Try a fuller moustache, and the beard idea is a good one...keep it closely cropped, and start some sideburns to join it up subtly beneath your ears. B)

(For some reason, I used to go mad for the male models we had in life drawing who had beards....would spend an hour on the beard, or more...forget the six-pack, or the fascinating intricacies of the spinal column. The beard had me.....how very odd).... :rolleyes:<_<

elye Community Regular

Update:

They've named the budgie!

Before Christmas, a much beloved teacher (art and aikido) suddenly informed the school that he was returning to Japan. He's left, and SO missed by everyone. So, they've named the bird after him.

Katsumi.

:huh::huh:^_^:mellow:

Mtndog Collaborator
Great pic, Tom!

Try a fuller moustache, and the beard idea is a good one...keep it closely cropped, and start some sideburns to join it up subtly beneath your ears. B)

(For some reason, I used to go mad for the male models we had in life drawing who had beards....would spend an hour on the beard, or more...forget the six-pack, or the fascinating intricacies of the spinal column. The beard had me.....how very odd).... :rolleyes:<_<

I agree- well-groomed facial hair is uber-sexy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tom-looking good!!!!!!!!!!!

tom Contributor

Ohhhh YEAH!!!!!! :rolleyes::D

Just finished an unexpectedly phun aphtern

Darn210 Enthusiast
Maybe I should put up a pic of me w/ Fu Manchu before I get rid of it.

I seem to have had a dramatic increase in facial hair since becoming NoSoyBoy, so I've been trying a few things. :)

Looks Good!! . . . Keep It!!

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