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Why THank you Janet! Quite the master googleateur you are!

Hey, can I use that title on a resume . . . I need to find meself a job . . . and a googleateur is right up my alley!!!

dahnt-dahnt dahnt-dahnt dahnt-dahnt dahnt-dahnt

<one step down>

dahnt-dahnt dahnt-dahnt dahnt-dahnt dahnt-dahnt

Oh Yea . . . now that you fixed that superscript fiasco . . . it still makes no sense.

Well, I like SCOOTER better than SCOUTER (certainly in this here venue of course - 'tis a more precise moniker in our silly venue - but we'll have to ask JacquIe if Pierre does any scooting along the carpet)........can we call you Scooter?

Me Too!!! I vote we keep Scooter!!!

Emily, I have found a good way to prevent sports/excercise injuries . . . you just don't do those things, don't push yourself, don't try to do one more, don't try to be faster or any of that crap . . . hope your walkin' sillylee on purpose soon.


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tom Contributor

GAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Too much to reply to & my pageloads feel particularly slow!!

(Maybe it's partly due to feeling like the brain's whirring so nicely today :) )

And no Susie, no Phrench Phaerie phacilitation.

In phact, haven't quite given it a proper trial yet. Last night, only had ~1/2 of what I believe is one 'drink', tho I'm only going by glass sizes in old paintings/posters.

Speeeeeeeeeeaking of which. . .. .the new av IS SOMEone's absinthe-titled piece .. ..kinda hoped Pseuzee would tell ME who painted it!!! :wacko::D

Annnnnnnnnywho .. .. ..got to feeling a lil stir-crazy and need to TALK to ppl!!!!

But alas .. .. ..Mei's not feeling well, Tony's busy, John is :lol: out on a date he got thru YahooPersonals using the filter "petite asians" rofl :lol:

So I'm at some "School of The Blues" blues jam at the same PoorHouseBistro I keep going to .. ..and . .. .well .. ..it sure ain't graduation day. :):D:P;)

Scouting out the local jam sessions and the pro ones aren't until 4. I think 2 more bars have 'em today. Best ones maybe be Mon/Tue.

Gotta make sure the places aren't all perfumey. :ph34r:

And gotta practice another couple wks, then I'm good to GO!!!!!!!! :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

awww yes took that afternoon nap....twas needed and could still be needed but I must be able to go to bed tonight as well so I needed to get up. then I made tacos!!! yummy!

elye Community Regular
where did this come from? Was this an absinthe-driven statement? and what in hell is that in your av? I think I like it........

Yes, whose is this absinthe-soaked work, Ptaum? Not familiar....However, the male figure in front looks suspiciously familiar......like.......maybe.....my dad.......

:o:lol:

And then maybe pull out a penis sling and see where things go.

:lol::lol::lol:

A line to repeat frequently, to ensure that it is the first line that newcomers to this thread are faced with....

"Crap.....PENIS SLINGS? I am SO outta here....."

what in hell was all this talk about............balloos? budgeroos? balleroos? You crazy Canucks.............

I'm certain that it isn't just a Canuck tradition....but perhaps so....Baden Powell (Mr. Boy Scout himself) had a great love and affinity for The Jungle Book, and Kipling's characters were adopted as leader and helper names. Only in Canada, you say?

Yes, Susie, PM Sarah. Where is Sarah??! Did she pop a calf? Ewwww....sounds like giving birth to a little cow...... :o:huh:

Love the songs . .. .. .King Louie & the "pick a prickly pear .. . Uhhhh . ...w/ the claw not the paw??"

Downloaded King Louie, sung by the late great Louie Prima, at LEAST 10-12 yrs ago.

"Don't try to kid me, man-cub

I made a DEAL witchu!

What ah deeziyah is Man's red fiyah . ..."

GAHHHH! TOM!! I absolutely LUUURRRRVVVVE Louie Prima....I adore I Wanna Be Like You, and dance around the house with Jack to this song quite often. Masterful.

Give me the secret, mancub

Clue me what to do

Give me the power of man's red flower

So I can be like you

am running to the drug store now - - people - I must share my most favorite favorite FAVORITE thing w/ you guys..........it's the Johnson's Baby line of lavendar scented potions - -

Hmmm........cannot do lavender........My Nan wore it, and it's now forever a granny fragrance for me.

Big-time Tom repellant, I'm sure...... <_<

Is there a typo here or am I simply blissfully & ignorantly unawares of just how graphitey Ottawan halls can be?

:lol:

No typo....

We have our Cub Car rallies in a big hall. Lotsa graphite flying around.

psawyer Proficient
I'm certain that it isn't just a Canuck tradition....but perhaps so....Baden Powell (Mr. Boy Scout himself) had a great love and affinity for The Jungle Book, and Kipling's characters were adopted as leader and helper names. Only in Canada, you say?

Baden-Powell used Kipling's characters (with Kipling's support) as an integral part of the original Wolf Cub program. The dedication in B-P's The Wolf Cub's Handbook (1938 edition) reads, in part:

To Rudyard Kipling, who has done so much to put the right spirit into our rising manhood, I am very grateful for the permission to quote as my text his inimitable "Jungle Book."

Canada and the rest of the British Empire used the jungle theme, but the Boy Scouts of America never did. British and Canadian practices began to diverge in the 1960s, however the use of selected Jungle Book names (not all are appropriate) continues in both countries.

tom Contributor
Yes, whose is this absinthe-soaked work, Ptaum? Not familiar....However, the male figure in front looks suspiciously familiar......like.......maybe.....my dad.......

:o:lol:

:lol::lol::lol:

Yes, quite difficult rule out resemblences to the man of a 1000 faces :lol:

Ok FINE :angry::rolleyes: I'll have to look up which bkmrk was THIS painting.

I'm pretty sure the ACK-shoe-ull title includes the words green phaerie :lol:

I'm certain that it isn't just a Canuck tradition....but perhaps so....Baden Powell (Mr. Boy Scout himself) had a great love and affinity for The Jungle Book, and Kipling's characters were adopted as leader and helper names. Only in Canada, you say?

I will NOT attempt to speak for the entire globe, but the BSA (Boy Scouts of America) in the 60s-70s most assuredly did not include such wonderfully whimsical (what flavor popsicle IS a whimsical?) titles.

Here's my personal BSA mystery. WTH was that intermediate level betw Cub Scout & Boy Scout which was pronounced wee-blows?????????

GAHHHH! TOM!! I absolutely LUUURRRRVVVVE Louie Prima....I adore I Wanna Be Like You, and dance around the house with Jack to this song quite often. Masterful.

Give me the secret, mancub

Clue me what to do

Give me the power of man's red flower

So I can be like you

"Man's red flower"????

What are you ON!???????

Popped calf = popped vicodin???

Oh wait!!! I meant to say "yippee!!! Glad you & The Ripper dig it!" !!!!!!!!!!!

I occasionally hear other numbers by Mr Prima on KCSM ( Open Original Shared Link )

Right NOW is the Latin Jazz show, which sometimes kinda bores me, what w/ their lyrics I don't unnerstan'.

(2hrs 16m until it's back to regular jazzin)

Last song was a good Brazilian one however.

P.S. Still too much catching up to do here!!!

Just decided .. . In honor of King Louie, I'm going to go for 1st Sillyville repeat royalty!!!!!! HA!!!

psawyer Proficient
Here's my personal BSA mystery. WTH was that intermediate level betw Cub Scout & Boy Scout which was pronounced wee-blows?????????

I believe you are referring to Webelos. I think they still exist, as a part of BSA's Cub program. But I'm hardly an expert on BSA practices.


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I believe you are referring to Webelos. I think they still exist, as a part of BSA's Cub program. But I'm hardly an expert on BSA practices.

yep, we still got 'em . . . had a mess of 'em at our shindig this afternoon

Darn210 Enthusiast

If I start drinking, will Tom's posts make more sense?? :huh::huh:

elye Community Regular
Here's my personal BSA mystery. WTH was that intermediate level betw Cub Scout & Boy Scout which was pronounced wee-blows?????????

Hmmm. Never heard of this pre-Scout category until I Janeted (new verb for comprehensive googling) this:

Webelos is a 20 month program for 4th and 5th grade boys to prepare to join a Boy Scout troop while learning outdoors skills and participating in 20 different activity badges.

"Man's red flower"????

What are you ON!???????

Popped calf = popped vicodin???

Oh wait!!! I meant to say "yippee!!! Glad you & The Ripper dig it!" !!!!!!!!!!!

:huh::huh: Huh?......

Missed somefin'......

What's la-la land about Man's red flower? King Louie uses this apt symbol in reference to fire. Ya know...a flame can look like a reddish-yellowish flower. What am I missing?......

Loved Prima with Keely Smith..... :)

Mango04 Enthusiast
am running to the drug store now - - people - I must share my most favorite favorite FAVORITE thing w/ you guys..........it's the Johnson's Baby line of lavendar scented potions - - lotion, oil, body wash.........says it's for sleepy time but that ain't true....it is the YUMMIEST smelling cheap stuff I've ever discovered. Makes David out of his mind - better than pricey phragrances I wear. oh and get this - in this month's issue of In Style magazine, there is a MALE in there touting this stuff's praises.......you MUST all run out and buy some - I can't get enough of this stuff!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Am sending back a freaking $30 bottle of lotion I bought from Apothia (am mad for the "If" scent but in the lotion, I am not kidding, the smell lasts no more than about 6 minutes).......

(perhaps I"ll inform the makeup cult girls of my favorite Holy Grail product - or their spy Meredith can just report it to her minions) ;)

:ph34r:

I will let them know.

:):rolleyes::P

tom Contributor
Dream interpretation, my favorite :lol:

When you see children in your dream it can signify your own childlike qualities or a retreat back to a childlike state. It is an extension of your inner child during a time of innocence, purity, simplicity, and a carefree attitude. You may be longing for the past and the chance to satisfy repressed desires and unfulfilled hopes.

To sing in your dream, it may represents happiness, harmony and joy in some situation or relationship. You are uplifting others with your positive attitude and cheerful disposition. Singing is a way to celebrate, communicate and express your feelings.

To dream of disappointment, this can indicate real-life experiences of being continually disappointed. Such dreams often reflect repressed disappointments accumulated over a period of time.

Wowwwwwwwwwww!!!!

Now what about the one where I'm climbing the Washington Monument and then there's a fountain on top??

:lol:

Or it could just mean children don't like Styx songs :huh:

:lol:

Well, I like SCOOTER better than SCOUTER (certainly in this here venue of course - 'tis a more precise moniker in our silly venue - but we'll have to ask JacquIe if Pierre does any scooting along the carpet)........can we call you Scooter? :lol:

LOL Janet messin' w/ username field!!

Um......does falling in love make you lose your words? cuz I ain't feeling very smart today. :lol: and WACKL :wacko:

I did recently skim an article in Psychology Today on the correlation of vocabularial contraction w/ unresolved .......... . ..wth WAS that .. ..

Re: trees buckling sidewalks

:blink: where did this come from? Was this an absinthe-driven statement? and what in hell is that in your av? I think I like it........

No absinthe involved. Wrote it during band break while outside Poor House Bistro.

Big tree. :)

I didn't get entire painting on my screenshot.

Just a wormwood & thujone-inspired artiste ...uhhh.... of whom I've ne'er heard. ;)

Maignan

Annnnnnnd speaking o' the Phaerie .. .. ..here's a quote from wormwood-head who I'd purport has overestimated his own brilliance. Likely written during a phaerie visit, but does highlight that it's a unique inebriation. :wacko:

"The results are always the same for me. An awakening of mind and spirit, a very clear awakening and knowing about my consciousness, a very sharp mind and skillful too. I also like beer and the two levels of drunkenness are very different from one another.

With beer, I get this impaired, slowed, lazy and happy feeling. With absinthe I get an almost mystical acknowledgment that I am created for a purpose and absinthe is a propellant for my brilliancy."

P.S. I think I've inadvertantly gotten myself a job interview for Tuesday or Wed.

It's all Tony's faultidea. He works at SanDisk & I bet some of you have their flash memory in a camera or mp3 player etc.

It'd be part-time, as a Technical Writer, and I could maybe see doing that for a while, aspirated fricatives(sp?) be damned!!!!!!

tom Contributor

Oops double!!!

Perhaps I could fill this space w/ the tale of my failure earlier to strike up a conv w/ that woman in TJo's. .... .nah

(At least I remembered to verify a bare ring-finger!)

tom Contributor

Far too grand a coincidence to not switch avs.

Mom scanned and sent this an hour ago.

jerseyangel Proficient
Far too grand a coincidence to not switch avs.

Mom scanned and sent this an hour ago.

How cute! :D

Hi everybody--I'm reading along--feeling too foggy and stupid to post replies but getting a kick out of ya'll. :P

Emily....you're injured :o How ya doing tonight?

Alex--hot jello would hit the spot :) I've been doing tea and honey. Matt's got it now--so we're all sick <_<

Mark and I did get to Home Depot today for a couple new toilet seats. Yup-and I thought of you guys :lol: Two of our bathrooms had toilets where the seats didn't quite match the toilets themselves--I've never seen such a thing. Almond commodes with darker tan-ish seats :o It was driving me nuts!

I live a very exciting life :huh: Did stop at Starbucks for hot tea :D

I'm watching the Oscars....

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Hi Sillies

I am still tired but I am searching for a beach house to rent this weekend which will allow us to bring a furball. He is sleeping next to me and keeps rolling over onto the keyboard...goofy kitty.

jerseyangel Proficient
Oh patti you poor thing :( .....Terry's still really ill :rolleyes: ....not lost his voice, but sounds like a teenage boy who's voice is breaking :lol:

Poor Terry--sounds like he has the same creapin'crud as we do :angry: Hope he feels better soon--and the rest of you don't catch it.

And then maybe pull out a penis sling and see where things go. :ph34r::lol:

:lol: I'm just too tired :lol:

A couple other things I remembered----Janet, I sent your golf list to my BIL--he's a big golfer :D

Jeeze, I forgot the other thing :ph34r:

elye Community Regular
I didn't get entire painting on my screenshot.

Just a wormwood & thujone-inspired artiste ...uhhh.... of whom I've ne'er heard. ;)

Maignan

Hmmmm.....Ne'er heard of this bloke either. Just another drug-addled artiste.....

I knew that Degas featured absinthe in one of his works, but couldn't remember the details. And I was certain that Van Gogh had his problems with the stuff....

Then I Janeted!........

Absinthe

elye Community Regular

...Gad...just looked back at my last post.....all that squished-up, rambling text...blah blah blah....Too much sitting around, waiting for recovery!! I warned youse guys.... :rolleyes::rolleyes:

psawyer Proficient

With all the talk about Scouting, I decided to put up a new avatar. I have uploaded a new image which reflects my own insignia.

Do your best! :)

tom Contributor

Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!

I seemingly can barely allow ANYthing to pass w/out comment!!!!!!

[Grrrrrrr & now over-emoticonicalized :angry: (so I add one) ]

Fine!!!!!! I'll split it!!!!!

:wacko::mellow::blink::huh::wacko::lol: and...... WACKL

Tom.............what............in..................hell.................are you DOING over there????????????

mygawd...............methinks you have been hitting the Phrench Phaerie HARD today.......................

Nope. Zilch. Zippola.

Oh Yea . . . now that you fixed that superscript fiasco . . . it still makes no sense.

But if anyone has the album Crime of the Century, play the title track, 2min in, and you'll see my textual transposition IN context and say "oh! I get it!"

Pretty orchestral for a pop band. ;)

:blink:<but not spankin' the phaerie> :ph34r::lol:

Is this a new way to say choking thesuffocating chpoultry????

I don't think it works. Isn't the Phaerie feminine? <I know MINE is!!> Discounting espanol, a feminine noun sha'nt be used for .. . ..that.

I've bookmarked the station.........

The song on RIGHT NOW is one I've played a hundred times. Can't remember the name but I know it's in B minor. ;)

Mahvelous melody and very improv-friendly changes. (Oops 'changes' are what we call the chord progression)

tom Contributor
You know.....sumfin' I think about FREQUENTLY is all the music in the world that I would absolutely LOVE and will never know about......it has bothered me since almost childhood, I guess.

Oh NO!!!!!!!!!!! I wish you hadn't said that.

This may begin to haunt me .. .. ...

You COULD vow to never re-listen to ANY song again in a quest to quell such thoughts.

Subscribe to podcasts of obscure genres and songs. They download in a flash then you move them to your iPod. ;)

p.s. David and I are obsessed wtih music and he LOVES my singing......actually asks me to sing to him.............

:wub:

Awwwwwwwwww

Appearing together at last - The Dulcet Dingo & BadAss Snow Poodles

including 'No Time to Squat, We're Almost to Carmacks'

[Disclaimer: no absinthe was harmed in the creation of this silliness]

....and this is why you must get hardwood floors :lol:

:lol:

Yummy tacos sound skurrrrrrrrrrr-rump-shusss Amanda!!!

If I start drinking, will Tom's posts make more sense?? :huh::huh:

Gotta be worth a try!!!!!

Stop on by and I'll even use John's sugar-cube auto-louche coat-hangar & coffee-filter funnel contraption!!!! (I am NOT kidding) :blink::huh:

P.S. Time to head out to scout a Jazz Jam tho brain still frazzled from explaining computer maneuvers on the ph to Mom re:scanning photos properly.

It SO wears me out. She'll want to read off EVERY menu option to me instead of just doing as told. Soooooooooo much easier in person.

Then got a minor but affecting whiff of John's perfume. He actually does keep his colognes in his car but I got too close betw dates. He's off to see his second yahoo'd petite asian of the day :lol:

I asked whether it has a [ ]fragrance-free checkbox :rolleyes:

Whoa beachhouse for Amanda!!! Would that be Jersey?

A college dormmate's family ran some tourist-related business in Wildwood. It sounded nice.

elye Community Regular
But if anyone has the album Crime of the Century, play the title track, 2min in, and you'll see my textual transposition IN context and say "oh! I get it!"

Pretty orchestral for a pop band.

Supertramp was always waxing orchestral....hence my love for them.

BTW, I'm SO excited.....picked up our tickets for a terrific show comin' next weekend. This guy's got the best Dixieland band around. Jeff Healey, a gifted Torontonian who had a rock ensemble in the eighties, grew up and found his true calling. Cannot wait to see him again! Can't find a decent video of him......

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Mahvelous melody and very improv-friendly changes. (Oops 'changes' are what we call the chord progression)

...AH! Not like in the visual arts, where 'changes' are what we erase.... :lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Edouard Manet took this even further by daring to paint an actual drunkard with absinthe, titled The Absinthe Drinker (1859)

. . . and now I will confess . . . I married a decendent of Edouard Manet . . . my name is indeed . . . Janet Manet

tom Contributor
:huh::huh: Huh?......

Missed somefin'......

What's la-la land about Man's red flower? King Louie uses this apt symbol in reference to fire. Ya know...a flame can look like a reddish-yellowish flower. What am I missing?......

Uh-oh

Bussssssssss-ted

My bad (:P)

I should better know lyrics to songs I enjoy as much as this. :red-face:

Yummy av Mango!!

BTW, I'm SO excited.....picked up our tickets for a terrific show comin' next weekend. This guy's got the best Dixieland band around. Jeff Healey, a gifted Torontonian who had a rock ensemble in the eighties, grew up and found his true calling.

Sounds fantabulous!!!!!

At first reading I got chills thinking of when I saw him, then I caught the Dixieland part. Git outta TOWN!!!

I can buy him doing intense jazz .. .but Dixieland?????????

He IS the blind guitarist right?

I'm pretty sure he was pretty unknown in the States in '88 or '89, as evidenced by his playing a 'garden stage' at the Monterey Pop Festival, which isn't an actual stage at all, just a backdrop dropped out on a lawn somewheres.

It was the 1st year of the revival of the Monterey Pop Festival since '67 I believe, tho I'm not positive. <maybe I should just Janet that .. . brb>

Ok it seems WAS.

Monterey '67 was where Jimi Hendrix exploded onto the US rock scene, ending his set w/ the

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      Hello, @Dora77, I agree with you that your doctors aren't very knowledgeable about Celiac Disease.  My doctors didn't recognize nutritional deficiencies either.  I became very deficient in vitamins before I was diagnosed, so having experienced similar, I understand what a difficult time you're having.   Poor absorption of essential nutrients is caused by the damage done to the intestines by Celiac Disease.  The gluten free diet can be low in essential nutrients, so supplementing to boost your absorption is beneficial.  New symptoms can develop or worsen as one becomes more and more deficient.   There's eight essential B vitamins that our bodies cannot make, so they must come from our food and supplements.  These eight B vitamins work together, like instruments in an orchestra.  They need to be supplemented together with essential minerals like magnesium.   Deficiencies in the B vitamins can have overlapping symptoms.  Some symptoms can be traced to specific B vitamins.  OCD can be traced to low Pyridoxine Vitamin B 6.  Yes, I had OCD and washed my hands until my skin cracked and bled.  ADHD symptoms can be traced to low Thiamine Vitamin B 1.  ADHD is something one is born with.  People who are born with ADHD have a metabolic problem with getting sufficient thiamine into their brain cells.  People who develop symptoms of ADHD later in life are more likely to be low in Thiamine.  The same symptoms appear if one is not getting sufficient thiamine from the diet.  Yes, I developed symptoms of ADHD.  These symptoms improved and disappeared after supplementing with Thiamine and the other essential nutrients. I was diagnosed with Type Two Diabetes.  99% of diabetics of both types are deficient in Thiamine because our kidneys don't re-absorb thiamine properly.  Thiamine is needed to make insulin and digestive enzymes in the pancreas.  Poor digestion (floating, undigested stools) can result with insufficient pancreatic enzymes.  The gall bladder (upper right quadrant) needs thiamine to make and release bile which also helps with digestion.  Constipation is also a symptom of Thiamine and magnesium deficiencies.  The thyroid is another organ that uses lots of Thiamine, too.  Low thyroid hormones can be due to insufficient thiamine, selenium, iron, and iodine.  Swelling of hands, face and feet are also symptoms of thiamine insufficiency.   Our bodies use thiamine to make energy so organs and tissues can function.  Thiamine cannot be stored longer than three weeks.  If our stores are not replenished every day, we can run out of Thiamine quickly.  If we do get some thiamine from our diet, symptoms can wax and wane mysteriously, because a twenty percent increase in dietary thiamine causes an eighty percent improvement in brain function and symptoms.  Thiamine interacts with all the other vitamins in some way.  Many other vitamins and their metabolic processes won't work without thiamine.  In Celiac Disease you are apt to be low in all the essential nutrients, not just thiamine, but thiamine deficiency symptoms may appear first. Talk to your dietician about eating a nutritionally dense gluten free diet.  Keep in mind that processed gluten free foods do not contain sufficient vitamins to be useful.  Processed gluten free foods are filled with saturated fats and excess fiber (that could explain your constipation).  Dairy products, milk and cheese can cause problems because Casein, the protein in dairy, causes the same autoimmune reaction that gluten does in some.  Your current restricted diet is dangerous to your health.  I followed the Autoimmune Protocol Diet (Dr. Sarah Ballantyne).  It's a Paleo diet that promotes intestinal healing.   Discuss with your doctors about correcting nutritional deficiencies as soon as possible.   Interesting reading... https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/34165060/ https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/21816221/#:~:text=Lipid-soluble thiamin precursors can,and attention deficit%2Fhyperactivity disorder.
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    • cristiana
      My chest pain has been caused by costochondritis, as well as times when iron supplements has given me such bad bloating it has put pressure on my back and chest, and reflux can do the same. Also, along the lines of Wheatwacked's suggestion above, is it possible you had an injury to your chest/ribs way back that is being set off by either some sort of gastrointestinal bloating/discomfort? I distinctly remember really hurting a rib over forty years ago when I misjudged a wall and thought it was just behind me but in fact it wasn't.  I fell badly against the wall and I think I cracked a rib then.  For some strange reason I didn't tell anyone but I think had I gone to hospital an X-ray would have revealed a fracture. I think that rib has not been right since and I am sure that bloating makes it worse, as well as heavy lifting.
    • Dora77
      Sorry for the long post. I’m 18, and I was diagnosed with celiac disease and type 1 diabetes (T1D). My transglutaminase IgA was >128 U/mL, EMA IgA positive twice, and I’m HLA-DQ2 and DQ8 positive. I’ve been completely asymptomatic since diagnosis, even when I cheated with gluten sometimes in the past and used to eat out(2-5 years ago) I don’t get the typical celiac reactions, which makes it really hard to know when (or if) I’ve been glutened. But for the past year, I’ve been the most strict with my diet, and that’s also when a bunch of new issues started. I eat completely glutenfree, never eat out, dont eat food that says „may contain gluten“.   Current Health Problems • Floating, undigested stools for over a year now. Dont think its related to celiac as it was like this since im 17 and not 13-16( i got diagnosed at 13). • Chronic back pain started gradually, worsens with movement, lots of cracking/popping sounds. Been ongoing for a year now. First noticed in the gym. • Abdominal bulge on the right side, not painful but seems to be getting slightly bigger. Doctor didn’t find a hernia on ultrasound, but it was done lying down (I’ve read those can miss hernias). Noticed it like 6 months ago, couldve been there longer. • extremely dry and mildly swollen hands (this started before I started excessive hand-washing), and bloated face. • Signs of inattentive ADHD (noticed over the past 3 years), now combined with severe OCD focused on contamination and cross-contact. • Growth/puberty seemed to started after going gluten-free. Before that I was not developing. Dont know if any of these are because of celiac as my dad doesnt have those and he is a lot less strict gluten-free then me. I also had pancreatic elastase tested four times: values were 46 (very low), 236, 158, and 306 (normal). Gastroenterologist said one normal value is enough and I don’t have EPI. Family doctor prescribed Kreon anyway (after I pushed for it), and I just started taking 1 capsule (10,000 units) with meals 2 days ago, but couldn‘t see effects yet because I’ve been constipated the last few days. Maybe because of thyroid. I don’t have Hashimoto’s. No thyroid antibodies. But I took levothyroxine for slightly low FT4 levels. My thyroid levels fluctuated between borderline low and low-normal. And recently lowered my dose so that may have caused the constipating. I probably didn’t need it in the first place, and am thinking about stopping it soon.   Current Diet Right now, I only eat a very limited set of “safe” foods I prepare myself: • Gluten-free bread with tuna or cheese • Milk and cornflakes • gluten-free cookies/snacks • Bananas (the only fruit I trust right now) I rarely eat other fruits or vegetables, because I’m scared of contamination. My dad, who also has celiac but doesn’t care about CC, buys fruits, and he might’ve picked them up right after handling gluten bread. That makes me feel unsafe eating them. Even fruit at stores or markets feels risky because so many people with gluten on their hands touch them.   My Home Situation (Shared Kitchen) We’re a family of 5. Only my dad and I have celiac. He eats glutenfree but doesn’t care about CC and sometimes (but rarely) cheats. My mom and siblings eat gluten bread at every meal. My mom is honest (so if i ask her to be cautious, she most likely would try to), but doesn’t seem to understand how serious celiac is. She: • Stopped using gluten flour • only cooks gluten-free meals (but they still heat up gluten bread and also cook gluten noodles) • Keeps separate butter/jam/jars for me • Bought me a stainless steel pan Bu we didn’t replace old wooden utensils, cutting boards, or other pans. The new they bought me pan was even carried home in a shopping bag with gluten bread in it, which triggered my OCD. It also has a rubber handle and I’m scared it might still hold onto gluten. Even if it’s washed well, it’s stored next to other pans that were used for gluten food/bread. Our kitchen table is used for eating gluten bread daily. My mom wipes it but not with soap. I’m scared tiny particles remain. If she made gluten-free bread dough on a board at the table, I’d still worry about cross contmaination contamination even with something under the dough and on the table as at one point the dough would probably touch the table. So I stopped eating anything she makes.   I know OCD is making it worse, but I can’t tell how much of my fear is real and how much is anxiety. Examples: • I wash my hands 20–30 times a day — before eating, after touching anything at home or outside, after using my phone/laptop. • I don’t let others touch my phone, and I’m scared to use my laptop because friends at school or my brother (who eat gluten) have touched it. And it annoys me a lot when others touch my stuff and feels like it got contaminated and is unsafe instantly. • I stopped eating while using my phone or laptop, afraid of invisible gluten being on them. • I wash my hands after opening food packaging (since it was on store cashier belts where gluten food is placed). • I avoid sitting anywhere except my bed or one clean chair. • I won’t shake hands with anyone or walk past people eating gluten. • At school, when switching classes, I wash my hands before getting out my laptop, again before opening it, etc. • I open door knobs with my elbows instead my hands   Job Concerns (Powder Coating, Sandblasting, Etc.) I’m working a temporary job right now that involves: • Powder coating • Sandblasting • Wet spray painting • Anodizing There’s also a laboratory. I don’t need this job, and my OCD makes me believe that dust or air particles there might contain gluten somehow. Should I quit?   Doctors Haven’t Helped My family doctor told me: “Asymptomatic celiac isn’t serious, if you have no symptoms, your intestines won’t get damaged, so you don’t need a gluten-free diet.” I knew that was wrong, but he wasn’t open to listening. I just nodded and didn‘t argue. My gastroenterologist (who’s also a dietitian) said: „If your antibodies are negative, there’s no damage. It might even be okay to try small amounts of gluten later if antibodies stay negative.“ Also said, pepper that says “may contain gluten” is fine if it only contains pepper. She was more informed than my family doctor but didn’t seem to fully understand celiac either.   Questions I Need Help With 1. Is it realistically safe to eat food my mom cooks, if we get separate pans/ and boards even if gluten is still used in the same kitchen? There will always be low risk of cc chances like that she will still touch stuff that was touched by her and my siblings after they ate gluten. And as there are gluten eaters in the house and she also prepares and eats gluten. So would opening the fridge then getting the food and touching the food be okay? So basically what i am doing, washing my hands multiple times while preparing food, she would only wash it once before, then touch anything else (for example water tap or handles) that were touched with gluteny hands, then also touch the food. I dont know if I ever could feel safe, I could try telling her how important cc really is. And I trust her so she wouldnt lie to me then be careless about cc, but idk how safe it really can be if she and everyone else keeps eating gluten and touching stuff in the house after eating. 2. Do I need to worry about touching doorknobs, fridge handles, light switches, etc. that family members touched after eating gluten? What about public places like bus handles or school desks? Or like if i went to the gym, I would be touching stuff all the time, so there will be small amounts of gluten and those would get transferred on my phone if I touch my phone while in the gym. But I want to knos if it would be enough to do damage. 3. Is an endoscopy (without biopsy) enough to tell if my intestines are healed? I’d pay privately if it could help and if i dont get a refferal. Or do i need a biopsy? 4. Could my job (powder coating, sandblasting, etc.) expose me to gluten or damage my intestines through air/dust? 5. Do I need certified gluten-free toothpaste, hand soap, shampoo, or moisturizer? (For example: Vaseline and Colgate don’t contain gluten ingredients but say they can’t guarantee it’s gluten-free.) 6. Is spices like pepper with “may contain traces of gluten” safe if no gluten ingredients are listed? Or does everything need to be labeled gluten-free?  7. Is continuing to only eat my own food the better choice, or could I eventually go back to eating what my mom cooks if she’s careful? 8. is cutlery from dishwasher safe if there are stains? Stuff like knives is used for cutting gluten bread or fork for noodles etc. I often see stains which i dont know if its gluten or something else but our dish washer doesnt seem to make it completely clean. 9. I wash my hands multiple times while preparing food. Do i need to do the same when touching my phone. Like if i touch the fridge handle, I wash my hands then touch the phone. I dont eat while using my phone but i leave it on my bed and pillow and my face could come in contact with where it was.  10. Do i need to clean my phone or laptop if theyve been used by people who eat gluten? Even if no crumbs fall onto my keybaord, i mean because of invisible gluten on their fingers. 11. Does medication/supplements have to be strictly glutenfree? One company said they couldn‘t guarantee if their probiotics don’t contain traces of gluten.  12. I had bought supplements in the past, some of them say glutenfree and some of them dont(like the brand „NOW“ from iherb). I bought them and used them when i wasnt washing my hands so often, are they still safe? As I touched and opened them after touching door knobs, water taps etc. It was like a year ago when i bought those and even though i was eating gluten-free, I never worried about what i touch etc. I know this post is long. I’m just extremely overwhelmed. I’m trying to protect myself from long-term health damage, but the OCD is destroying my quality of life, and I honestly don’t know what’s a reasonable level of caution anymore. Thanks for reading.
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