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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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Ridgewalker Contributor
  Darn210 said:
Ummmmm . . . . . . . yeah . . . . . . . already got me some.

:lol: :lol: Why Janet, I recall you saying sometime last winter that your kiddos are perfect! Is the truth coming out, then??? :lol:

  jerseyangel said:
I don't know what to tell ya :lol: But keep 'em, they eventually grow up to be very nice young men :D

I'm gonna hold you to that, Patti! :P

These guys are ca-razy! I think I need a little girl to balance things out. Janet, what do you think, does that work??? Emily???


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  Ridgewalker said:
These guys are ca-razy! I think I need a little girl to balance things out. Janet, what do you think, does that work??? Emily???

Well, it gives you a new line to use on them. I got this from my BIL (who has a boy and a girl). I'm not using it yet, but I'm sure it'll come in handy when the time is right . . .

Be nice to your sister, you're gonna want to date her friends.

Green12 Enthusiast
  Darn210 said:
Happy Birthday Alex - I shall eat a (non-projectile-type) gluten free cupcake in your honoUr - I was going to eat one anyway, you just gave me an excuse!! :lol:

Nikki - Hope you're feeling . . . up to snuff . . . right as rain . . . good as gold . . . happily ever after . . . :huh::huh: . . . real soon.

:lol: Janet

Have one for me too Janet! Edna does not allow cupcakes in the house :rolleyes:

  Ridgewalker said:
Today is my dad's b-day as well! (That's how I know, Alex. Their anniversary is on the 12th, then Father's Day, then my dad's b-day. ; )

Happy Birthday Sarah's dad!!!

  elye said:
Sun Yat Fai Lok! (Cantonese)

Tillkkye Med Fodselsdagen! (Danish)

Heri ya Siku Kuu! (Swahili).........

Sounds suspiciously like Yeti speak....... :huh:

  elye said:
Yes! Could be deciphered as this.....certainly the sunset - - a background of yellowy brownish-red fer sure...... :rolleyes:

Exactly, then it gets that nice jaundiced hue.......or a nice dijon mustard :lol:

Pretty pretty colors!

  Ridgewalker said:
Anybody want two kids, cheap? Shipping is free, and as a bonus-- you get free entertainment. Throw them in a ring together and they'll start beating the crap out of each other, no provocation needed.

<_<

:lol: Sarah

I hope they settle down for you. Have fun with all your plans today :)

Ridgewalker Contributor
  Darn210 said:
Well, it gives you a new line to use on them. I got this from my BIL (who has a boy and a girl). I'm not using it yet, but I'm sure it'll come in handy when the time is right . . .

Be nice to your sister, you're gonna want to date her friends.

:o:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
  juliem said:
Edna does not allow cupcakes in the house :rolleyes:

She doesn't allow them here, either :angry: Bossy little twit that she is......

Ridgewalker Contributor
  juliem said:
Happy Birthday Sarah's dad!!!

:lol: Sarah

I hope they settle down for you. Have fun with all your plans today :)

Thanks Julie! :D

I'm off! This magician better be good. :rolleyes:

jerseyangel Proficient
  Ridgewalker said:
I'm off! This magician better be good. :rolleyes:

Have fun! Hope they get tuckered out :lol:

Happy Birthday to your dad, too :)


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  Ridgewalker said:
Emily???

You could have them carry around containers of pee (a la Emily). Any misbehaving is countered by a public announcement of what's in the butter tub.

dlp252 Apprentice
  Jestgar said:
You could have them carry around containers of pee (a la Emily). Any misbehaving is countered by a public announcement of what's in the butter tub.

All I can say is, good thing she wasn't doing a stool test! :)

jerseyangel Proficient
  dlp252 said:
All I can say is, good thing she wasn't doing a stool test! :)

:o:lol:

nikki-uk Enthusiast
  Darn210 said:
Nikki - Hope you're feeling . . . up to snuff . . . right as rain . . . good as gold . . . happily ever after . . . :huh::huh: . . . real soon.

Fit as a fiddle....right as ninepence??

Good luck the the knee thingy BTW ;)

  Ridgewalker said:
But my kids are acting like total B.R.A.T.S!!!! I have to spell it out, because I can't actually bring myself to CALL them brats. <_< Spelling it out is acceptable. Wish me luck.

Bring on the brats !!!!

(oh memories :rolleyes: )

  elye said:
Glad things have settled down, Nikki... :) Phluids galore....ugh.

Did you just pass a big post? WHOA! I don't mean while you were sick....gad, one passes lots of interesting stuff when ill, but not a bloody post, I should hope! :o:lol:

A wooden or concrete post?? :unsure:

I may have hallucinated I hung the washing out (line attatched to concrete post)......but CRAP!!...what a BORING hallucination!! :angry:

  Ridgewalker said:
Anybody want two kids, cheap? Shipping is free, and as a bonus-- you get free entertainment. Throw them in a ring together and they'll start beating the crap out of each other, no provocation needed. <_<

  Darn210 said:
Ummmmm . . . . . . . yeah . . . . . . . already got me some.

Yeah - umm me too.....even if they are a bit older they still beat the crap out of each other!!

BUT..have a phun day Sarah!! (if you can :unsure: )

Mtndog Collaborator

OK so let me get this straight:

Mount & Do :lol:

Emily's jugs have urine (wow- dating would be awkward). No going to second base :P

Sarah's kids are about to get beaten like red-headed-stepchildren :ph34r:

Niki is a moaning woman (she says NO but I'm willing to bet YES!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: )

Patti has been renamed Sassy Patti (by me)

  jerseyangel said:
Yeah--she totally owned it :D

:lol: :lol:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  jerseyangel said:
I don't know what to tell ya :lol: But keep 'em, they eventually grow up to be very nice young men :D

Until then, though, yer on yer own...... :P

Patti- always so supportive :lol: :lol:

  Darn210 said:
Be nice to your sister, you're gonna want to date her friends.

PRICELESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Green12 Enthusiast
  jerseyangel said:
But keep 'em, they eventually grow up to be very nice young men :D

Aww Patti, I have no doubt your sons are very nice young men :)

  Darn210 said:
Be nice to your sister, you're gonna want to date her friends.

This is great..........and so true :lol:

  jerseyangel said:
She doesn't allow them here, either :angry: Bossy little twit that she is......

She is a bossy little twit isn't she?! :lol:

  dlp252 said:
All I can say is, good thing she wasn't doing a stool test! :)

:lol: Donna

  nikki-uk said:
I may have hallucinated I hung the washing out (line attatched to concrete post)......but CRAP!!...what a BORING hallucination!! :angry:

:lol::lol: Nikki

Yeah, where is the tropical island with oiled and bronzed men fanning you with palm leaves and serving you grapes.......or at least a talking critter in the garden wearing tiny little clothes, hat, and shoes telling you to follow him. Somathing, anything, more exciting than clothes on the washing line :lol:

  Mtndog said:
OK so let me get this straight:

Mount & Do :lol:

Emily's jugs have urine (wow- dating would be awkward). No going to second base :P

Sarah's kids are about to get beaten like red-headed-stepchildren :ph34r:

Niki is a moaning woman (she says NO but I'm willing to bet YES!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: )

Patti has been renamed Sassy Patti (by me)

:lol: Bev

Hows yourr devil duck?!

nikki-uk Enthusiast
  juliem said:
:lol::lol: Nikki

Yeah, where is the tropical island with oiled and bronzed men fanning you with palm leaves and serving you grapes.......or at least a talking critter in the garden wearing tiny little clothes, hat, and shoes telling you to follow him. Somathing, anything, more exciting than clothes on the washing line :lol:

OMG!! You know?? :lol:

Methinks Bev's devil duck is a little bit sexy in leopard print B)

DingoGirl Enthusiast
  elye said:
I can hear it now....The new Monty Hall, announcing into his mic as he moves throughout the audience, "All RIGHT! Five hundred dollars to the first person who pulls a paper clip out of her purse! ......Okay.....any paper clips?.... Anyone?... . .Anywhere?.. . . .. .. .uh. . . . ...... ..Okay! .. ..um....... . .How about a container of urine?"

:lol: :lol: "Okay now pholks, anyone here with a sample of wee in her purse!"

  juliem said:
Good day sillies!!! Good to see Amanda and Peter are already off to work and Emily and Patti checking in. All is on schedule in Sillyville.

:wub: that is just so sweet and so comforting - plus - cracked me up :lol:

  juliem said:
Or like the sedan that it was driving away into the sunset

:lol: good one Jooo-leee

  Darn210 said:
Happy Birthday Alex - I shall eat a (non-projectile-type) gluten free cupcake in your honoUr - I was going to eat one anyway, you just gave me an excuse!! :lol:

<_< 'tis a lie, you are just taunting me, no such thing exists :lol:

Sarah said "lay the smack down" :lol: :lol: Well Sair-uh, hopefully that magician can work some kind of spell on them today and POOF, BRATS BE GONE!

  dlp252 said:
All I can say is, good thing she wasn't doing a stool test!

OMG :lol: :lol: :lol: *snort* good one, Daughnuh!

NICOLA! an evil phlugh!!!!!!!!!!! oh so sorry, Pet, but look at it as a quick weight-loss method <_< Hope yer hallucinations become more phun as day goes on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

I def. Pheel more at home now that I am back at my day job where I can participate in this phunny phorum about Dangling Members and Yeti's and all our other Phun things!!!!

I missed my phellow sillies last week!

Mtndog Collaborator
  nikki-uk said:
Methinks Bev's devil duck is a little bit sexy in leopard print B)

You want de duck? You know you want it :lol: :lol:

Even though he was spawned from our Miss Emily's butt bruise, I too, am quite enamored of him!!!!!!!! Do you think my nieces would be afraid of him for their tubbies?

SARAH- tell those kids to straighten up or you'll sic devil duck on them!!!!!!!!!!

DingoGirl Enthusiast

OMG :lol: Six guests now reading

wonder who they are, and how fast we'll scare them off :lol:

and speaking of askeert - - did we scare LLama Lady? she hasn't posted since we I accused her of being Yeti

:unsure::lol:

LLAMA LADY COME BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

~alex~ Explorer

Thanks for all of the happy birthday wishes everyone!!! You are too kind! Where's an aw shucks blushing emoticon when you need one? :rolleyes:

I'm having a very happy birthday so far. I celebrated with my dad and Colin last night and they made me a very delicious dinner! The pic in my av was taken by Colin. He gave it to me as a present. He has a blown up version being framed that should be ready next week. I thought it was a very special gift. :wub:

And Ryan is currently making a special birthday dinner for me. I'm not allowed to go in the kitchen until he's all done so I'm very intrigued. My grandpa wants to take me to see Get Smart on Friday so the birthday celebration continues!

I can't believe I'm a quarter of a century old! Is it time for a quarter-life crisis? :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
  ~alex~ said:
Thanks for all of the happy birthday wishes everyone!!! You are too kind! Where's an aw shucks blushing emoticon when you need one? :rolleyes:

I'm having a very happy birthday so far. I celebrated with my dad and Colin last night and they made me a very delicious dinner! The pic in my av was taken by Colin. He gave it to me as a present. He has a blown up version being framed that should be ready next week. I thought it was a very special gift. :wub:

And Ryan is currently making a special birthday dinner for me. I'm not allowed to go in the kitchen until he's all done so I'm very intrigued. My grandpa wants to take me to see Get Smart on Friday so the birthday celebration continues!

I can't believe I'm a quarter of a century old! Is it time for a quarter-life crisis? :lol:

Everything sounds great, Alex! Your guys are taking such good care of you :)

Can I just say how happy I am to see you so happy and doing so well! :D:D

Lisa Mentor

I knew I'd find Alex here. I've come to wish her a very HAPPY BIRTHDAY. Wish you great wishes to come true, sweet girl! ;)

...and how is everyone?

jerseyangel Proficient
  Momma Goose said:
...and how is everyone?

Hi Lisa! :D

nikki-uk Enthusiast
  Momma Goose said:
...and how is everyone?

Kinda wishing *I* were 25 again <wistful sigh> ;)

elye Community Regular

Hi, Lisa! Did Patti tell me that you may be in for the Psilly Philly Summit? That would be FANTASTIC. :)

Alex!! You are SOOOOO young....I cannot stand it. :lol:

Beautiful photo of Colin's! What a nice gift to receive from him. :)

  Ridgewalker said:
These guys are ca-razy! I think I need a little girl to balance things out. Janet, what do you think, does that work??? Emily???

Ummmmm.... .. ... girls have their own particular....challenges. But my two have always been pretty good together. Misery and humiliation love company, and I am a constant source of embarrassment to them, so they band together. It is actually a very good thing, the comfort they get from each other as they wince and roll their eyes in tandem when we're all out together.

....Something you could try..... :rolleyes::rolleyes::lol:

  Darn210 said:
Be nice to your sister, you're gonna want to date her friends.

Only if your son is older......won't work for Jack, unfortunately...... <_<

  Jestgar said:
You could have them carry around containers of pee (a la Emily). Any misbehaving is countered by a public announcement of what's in the butter tub.

...Or a dumping of such o'er the head? :o

  dlp252 said:
All I can say is, good thing she wasn't doing a stool test! :)

:lol::lol::lol:

Excellent thinking, Donna!! 'Twould have been MUCH worse. This makes me feel somewhat better.....

  DingoGirl said:
and speaking of askeert - - did we scare LLama Lady? she hasn't posted since we I accused her of being Yeti

:unsure::lol:

LLAMA LADY COME BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think we also suggested she may be Skaought.....or did we? Did we tell her that she had anal glands? Gawd, I hope not......

Perhaps she was hoping that my bruise looked like a llama.........

:unsure::unsure:

jerseyangel Proficient
  nikki-uk said:
Kinda wishing *I* were 25 again <wistful sigh> ;)

Gawd yes, ...that goes without sayin'..... B)

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