The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

[Judyin Philly]

THOMAS.............YOUR GONA GET US IN TROUBLE.

PATTI...........WHO STARTED THIS CROSS OVER?????? ...........MOIE.............

I DONE DID IT AGAIN.

JUDY

[jerseyangel]

PATTI...........WHO STARTED THIS CROSS OVER?????? ...........MOIE.............

I DONE DID IT AGAIN.

JUDY

Judith strikes again!!

[DingoGirl]

How phun--more cross thread hyjinks

she said hyjinks!

THOMAS.............YOUR GONA GET US IN TROUBLE.

PATTI...........WHO STARTED THIS CROSS OVER?????? ...........MOIE.............

I DONE DID IT AGAIN.

JUDY

:lol: Um......I think 'twas MOI - I did the quoting - you just mentioned it

[DingoGirl]

Late night olympic musings:

FIRRRRRRRRRRRST of all, I am sooooooo annoyed w/ my MSN home page, it posts the results of things BEFORE we have seen the programME here, so when I log on, I find out who took medals!!!!!!! what in hell?

Second:

more volleyball tonight. Didn't I decree that this be GONE? and it wasn't just beach volleyball, but the regular kind, too. Did I mention I can't stand watching either?

<might as well allow skateboarding, skeeball, or hackey-sack in the games>

Did I say that out loud? BTW I'm not doubting the incredible skill and difficulty and athleticism involved in teh v-ball.......just think it's boring as hell to watch (and to play).

Third:

Watching gymnastics makes me wince and makes my back just really.....hurt.....

worst and most painful of all: the vault.........OMG - can you imagine? You are running as FAST as you can, you jump off this springboard thingy, then bear the impact of your body's weight on your hands, keep your body as straight as possible whilst spinning all around and hurtling through the air upside down, landing with a THUD on your FEET (OOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUWWWWWWWWWCH!!! makes my vertebrae jostle in there just thinking about it ) after just propelling yerself through the air at xx miles per hour........

How exactly do you begin to practice this? And get comfortable? what is WRONG wtih these people? :lol:

Back to bed now. I already know who won the women's overall gymnastics. Have to change my home page to sumfin' else during this time, I guess.

[DingoGirl]

Sillies. I had coffee today, went to STarbucks, it was the first coffee in weeks and weeks and......

is that the reason I am still phreaking wide awake????????????????? I have just been drinking a cup of green tea every morning.......

*sigh*

[elye]

Morning, Sillies!

Canada is struggling through their soccer match-up wif the States......1-0, rain delay......

....Just prolonging the agony..........

Late night olympic musings:

FIRRRRRRRRRRRST of all, I am sooooooo annoyed w/ my MSN home page, it posts the results of things BEFORE we have seen the programME here, so when I log on, I find out who took medals!!!!!!!

Yes! This would be SUCH a problem for me - - "Oh, jeez, I don't wanna have this long line of zeroes pop up in front of me, again and again, each time I log on......Is there gonna be a number there? maybe a "one"? Can't stand it".........

I pheel for ya, Soooooozle..........

Back to bed now. I already know who won the women's overall gymnastics. Have to change my home page to sumfin' else during this time, I guess.

Actually, you don't need to have this MSN results page to always know the following, in ANY of the events: Canada placed fourth.

Susie, you MUST change your homepage to Celiac.com!

[DingoGirl]

Canada places fourth......always...... sorry to laff!! wait until winter....

OMG - Iam STILL awake. Apparently my body decided to pull an all-nighter without telling me. WHAT IN HELL???????????? so - at 2 a.m., this unbelievable climbing movie came on (Vertical Limit - a hair-raiser and extremely well-done), I just finished it, but got pretty wired from it........

am going to TRY adn get a few zzzzzzzzzzzzz's now.

Hi Patti Do you have an appt. today? how are you pheeling?

back to bed. Poor weez is so confused - normally we ARE sleeping in there.......

[jerseyangel]

Mornin' Sillies--

Phrist--I can't get past Souczie's avatar .....I try to read her posts and my eyes keep going to... him.....

I saw Jon on a talk show recently without the 60's slicked back hair and suit (yes, Em, he was wearing clothes...)....and gawd.....magnificent I think I just outgrew Bobby Sherman!

I woke up to 15 emails--just sayin Couldn't keep me eyes open any longer last night. Poor Nik--she'll be doing laundry and reading emails fer a week when she gets home!

Ugh....getting ready fer my gastroenterologist appt. later this morning. Stupid liver enzymes

Amanda--how's yer foot this mornin'?

[blueeyedmanda]

Patti-- good luck hun at yer appointment. Let us know I got you in my thoughts.

The foot is sore and all but I am debating the x-ray, I would like to try and hold off a bit and see how the weekend goes, I have the slip to get it whenever I need so that helps.

Quite foggy out there this morning Peeps! Haven't had that hard of a time seeing since my coworker tried to figure something out, and overworked her pea-sized brain and the office filled with smoke!

[elye]

Amanda, just to make us all rest at ease, you should get that X-ray. Really, it's a good idea, and doing it sooner rather than later is prudent, as a subtle fracture or break that isn't addressed early on can cause bigger, I mean BIGGER, probs later.

Try and phit it in soon.

Patti! The best of luck to you at this blasted gastro appointment. Things will check out well, I just feel this.

Hey! Too bad he doesn't work out of his home like my endo does - - you could bring in his mail for him, unload his dishwasher, chat with his wife........ . .. .

Now THAT should be an interesting appointment for me next week.......

[Darn210]

I'm off to a meeting. Good Luck at yer appt, Patti. Get yerself an X-Ray, Amanda.

Back Later!

[blueeyedmanda]

Sillies-I didn't tell you all Lucky attacked John in the middle of the night. He pounced him while we were sleeping, and his claws got his face all scratched and up in his nose....

[Judyin Philly]

fast poop in

Patti ....good luck hope this dr is a WINNER WITH LOTS OF GOOD INFO FOR YOU TO SHARE

AManda........get the thing x-rayed.......Jason didn't and has regreted the stress fracture for years........poor John. wonder why kitty attacked?

Susie.....wake up

to all the rest.......carry on.

judy

[blueeyedmanda]

What a LONG Friday....seriously its not even lunch time yet and I swear this day has lasted forever!

[elye]

Sillies-I didn't tell you all Lucky attacked John in the middle of the night. He pounced him while we were sleeping, and his claws got his face all scratched and up in his nose....

Amanda!! This is very unsilly.......what is going on with Lucky? Does he do this from time to time, or is it uncharacteristic? Methinks he needs an intervention.......

[Judyin Philly]

Amanda!! This is very unsilly.......what is going on with Lucky? Does he do this from time to time, or is it uncharacteristic? Methinks he needs an intervention.......

methinks that too.

tell you what.......I'll send my psycho cat over and let them talk it out

Tried to get into bed the other nite and tried to move 'demon' cat from my side and he bit the heck out of me.

Damn cat.

He loves Jim and could care less about me.

only if i have treats.......then he LOVES ME.

CATS

[Green12]

I was so busy keeping up with emails yesterday I am like 10 pages behind....

Gene Simmons and Michael Phelp's diet and the OS thread........ OH MY!

And Sproozee was up all night talking to herself No more coffee for you! So happy you found yer key though

Good to see Sarah checking in yesterday. LOVE AND HUGS to you Sarah

GENE SIMMONS!

There is something so........unabashedly PHUNNY, and cheesily charming, about his reality show. And he remains the phunniest thing on TV at that time.

Gad, who'da thunk?

I have watched his reality show a couple of times when channel surfing, but I always phorget when it's on and what channel. He IS phunny! And quite the intellegent business man too. And they seem to have a loving family unit even if from the outside it would by most be considered unconventional.

But - 30 hours a week in a pool? I.......almost.........can't.........think........of anything.........more boring. :yawnface: Except, shampooing the carpet. Except, remember this - when you're shampooing the carpet, you can DRINK..........I do not believe you can DRINK whilst swimming. Hence, the most COMPLETE CRASHING BORE there is. :lol: Not only left alone wif one's Dingo thoughts, but UNDER WATER.

No, you can't drink whilst training in swimming...other than the chlorine water that may or may not be swallowed or inhaled At the high school level we did 1 hour before school and 2+ hours after school Monday through Friday, and then we had one weekend practice if I recall correctly. So that was about half of what he does, and that seemed like it consumed my life.

Oh my god the stench of chlorine, my hair would turn green. I don't miss it, I haven't gotten in a pool in a really long time....I've gone to a pool, just haven't gone in

wELL GLAD YOU FOUND THE KEY

jULIE.........THANKS FOR THE 'PRAYER TO ST ANTHONY'........WILL IT WORK FOR NON CATHOLICS........? I LOST ME GLASSES

WHAT THE THE NAME OF THE BOOK THAT WAS FEFORE YA YA SISTERHOOD AND WAS IT GOOD. OR ARE YOU READING IT NOW.

JUDY

That's what I was wonderin meself Judy, I am not Catholic so I don't know. But a character in the book claims it works like a charm everytime!

Susie is correct it's called Little Alters Everywhere. It's the prequel to Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood, then Ya-Yas In Bloom comes last in the series.

I am reading Little Alters now. It took me a little bit to get in to it not being familiar with Ya-Yas (haven't seen the movie or read the book the movie was based on), but it is about lots of very colorful character, and so funny, yet sad too.

I'm almost finished, then I've got to find me a copy of Divine Secrets. I have Ya-Yas in Bloom, but I want to read everything in order.

Ugh....getting ready fer my gastroenterologist appt. later this morning. Stupid liver enzymes

Have a good appt Patti, I hope everything goes well.

Stupid liver enzymes indeed

[Green12]

Double post. Anybody ever notice when the first post doesn't go through they say it's because of flood control, so you click it again like it say to do and then the result is a double post???

How is that flood control, letting 2 posts by???

Another one of life's great mysteries.

[elye]

Ptaoughmghmn! I see you posting!!!!

Uh........so.....didja watch the...you know........game?

[tom]

A celiac Olympian!!!

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[Green12]

Amanda!! This is very unsilly.......what is going on with Lucky? Does he do this from time to time, or is it uncharacteristic? Methinks he needs an intervention.......

Yes, I think he needs a good stern talking to.

Sorry John got all scratched up, and YES I would have to second and third everyone else, git that X-ray!!!!!

[Ridgewalker]

It's worse than I thought! Even worse than I thought! He went through all the bills last night and is blaming me for everything! All are money problems are my fault! I can't stop shaking and crying! He's furious with me! With ME! God help me! I did everything I could to keep us afloat, so much, so much, and now he's acting like I'm some dumb deadbeat that he has to get out from under!

The horror of it, the unbelievable unfairness of it, makes me sick! I'm sick! I'm frantic! He's demanding that I come over to split up all our things... Our life together... TOMORROW! And says if I don't then he'll do it by himself!

I'm scared, I'm so scared! I don't know this person, and he's my babies' daddy! I want my husband back!!! And it's like he's dead and gone.

[Green12]

It's worse than I thought! Even worse than I thought! He went through all the bills last night and is blaming me for everything! All are money problems are my fault! I can't stop shaking and crying! He's furious with me! With ME! God help me! I did everything I could to keep us afloat, so much, so much, and now he's acting like I'm some dumb deadbeat that he has to get out from under!

The horror of it, the unbelievable unfairness of it, makes me sick! I'm sick! I'm frantic! He's demanding that I come over to split up all our things... Our life together... TOMORROW! And says if I don't then he'll do it by himself!

I'm scared, I'm so scared! I don't know this person, and he's my babies' daddy! I want my husband back!!! And it's like he's dead and gone.

Oh Sarah, this just breaks my heart. I am so sorry all of this is happening.

Is there any way you could talk him into going to a counselor, or at least get a neutral third party involved to help you guys work through this? It seems to me he is thinking and acting irrationally and so set on doing things only his way.

[tom]

My gawwwwd Sarah ...... .. .

I'm dumbfounded & speechless .. .

:(

:angry:

[Judyin Philly]

And Sproozee was up all night talking to herself No more coffee for you! So happy you found yer key though

Good to see Sarah checking in yesterday. LOVE AND HUGS to you Sarah

That's what I was wonderin meself Judy, I am not Catholic so I don't know. But a character in the book claims it works like a charm everytime!

Susie is correct it's called Little Alters Everywhere. It's the prequel to Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood, then Ya-Yas In Bloom comes last in the series.

I am reading Little Alters now. It took me a little bit to get in to it not being familiar with Ya-Yas (haven't seen the movie or read the book the movie was based on), but it is about lots of very colorful character, and so funny, yet sad too.

I'm almost finished, then I've got to find me a copy of Divine Secrets. I have Ya-Yas in Bloom, but I want to read everything in order.

Have a good appt Patti, I hope everything goes well.

Stupid liver enzymes indeed

And Sproozee was up all night talking to herself No more coffee for you!

and you find this odd Julie because. ..............REMEMBER we are talking about Sproozee here

Yes Happy Sarah sees us.......and see how much we care.

thanks Julie for the book info

did you add to your list on good books so i can copy????

Patti's mettn' the new dr right now.......if he's on time........praying for her to have a good apt.

OMG I see Sarah..........hi sweetie.

hugs and prayers.............