The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

[Darn210]

Most Excellent Job, Lisa!! . . . to be late and up early . . . have fun on yer ride!!

I have come to the conclussion that we sillies apparently have ADD . . . we can't seem to stick with once subject for more than a post or two!!!

[elye]

Wow, still reeling early this morn from that frenetic ride down memory lane courtesy of our Royal Secretary Proper. Too much, Lisa!!

Could you do dat for the entire thread?

[Judyin Philly]

Wow, still reeling early this morn from that frenetic ride down memory lane courtesy of our Royal Secretary Proper. Too much, Lisa!!

Could you do dat for the entire thread?

Amanda......love your hair

morning all

Judy

[jerseyangel]

Mornin' Sillies

Hi Judith

Amanda--beautiphul hair!! Pretty, pretty goil!

Yes--another bow fer Lisa!! Made me smile reading through all those--and we do tend to hop from one thing to another, don't we? Gotta say this, we Sillies cover a lot of ground!!

Sinus headache moved to me face--woke up and it felt like me left eye was gonna pop out! Probably allergic to sumphin out here

I wonder how Nik's doin with all her emails and catching up here.....this could take as long as her Turkish vacation

[Judyin Philly]

Mornin' Sillies

Hi Judith

Amanda--beautiphul hair!! Pretty, pretty goil!

Yes--another bow fer Lisa!! Made me smile reading through all those--and we do tend to hop from one thing to another, don't we? Gotta say this, we Sillies cover a lot of ground!!

Sinus headache moved to me face--woke up and it felt like me left eye was gonna pop out! Probably allergic to sumphin out here

I wonder how Nik's doin with all her emails and catching up here.....this could take as long as her Turkish vacation

good morning PATRICIA...........

SO THAT'S why you got 'computer in bed' you didn't tell me.

what's up with the eye 'bulb'?

gosh hope it leaves before you have to shopping.

take care of yourself.

couldn't be a tooth could it.

judy

[jerseyangel]

couldn't be a tooth could it.

Nope, not a tooth. Feels allergy related....

[Lisa]

Good morning everyone! Here's a cute funny and Bev, you can relate to this one!

Teachers are going to love this one!!

At Penn State University, there were four sophomores taking chemistry and all of them had an "A" so far.

These four friends were so confident that, the weekend before finals, they decided to visit some friends and have a big party. They had a great time but, after all the hearty partying; They slept all day Sunday and didn't make it back to Penn State until early Monday morning.

Rather than taking the final then, they decided that after the final, they would explain to their professor why they missed it. They said that they visited friends but on the way back they had a flat tire.

As a result, they missed the final. The professor agreed they could make up the final the next day. The guys were excited and relieved.

They studied that night for the exam.

The next day the professor placed them in separate rooms and gave them a test booklet. They quickly answered the first problem worth 5 points. Cool, they thought! Each one in separate rooms, thinking this was going to be easy. ...

Then they turned the page. On the second page was written....

For 95 points: Which tire

[blueeyedmanda]

Morning Sillies--tis a late morning this day. We were out until 2 am and then we stayed up a bit. So 11 am was when we got up...

Today is filled of more house stuff and then John has some sort of secret surprise planned...not sure what

We decided against the beach today since yesterday was payday but we need to save for other things. We may go in Sept when the rates go down a bit.

I am thinking of making stuffed shells tonight, I make the most awesome stuffed shells. I gotta hit the grocery store today anyway, we are in need of quite a few things that had to wait until payday. Weggies here I come...ready for the zoo!

[elye]

Amanda--beautiphul hair!! Pretty, pretty goil!

Yes, Amanda! it was worth the effort - - your hair looks gorgeous.

Sinus headache moved to me face--woke up and it felt like me left eye was gonna pop out! Probably allergic to sumphin out here

Patti! Gross! I cannot imagine how that would pheel... . . . like my eye is popping out..... . .but I am certain it does not feel good. Allergies.. . . .are they at all swollen or bloodshot? Do they feel dry?

Maybe Ptaoughmghmn's silly was NOT up yer bum after all....perhaps it's wedged between yer eye socket and yer frontal lobe...... . . ..

For 95 points: Which tire

Ah, Lisa/Goosey!! Excellento......... . . . . .

Morning Sillies--tis a late morning this day. We were out until 2 am and then we stayed up a bit. So 11 am was when we got up...

Today is filled of more house stuff and then John has some sort of secret surprise planned...not sure what

We decided against the beach today since yesterday was payday but we need to save for other things. We may go in Sept when the rates go down a bit.

((((((sigh)))))............All you moms, doesn't this give you a momentary pang for the newly-married, care-free days?........ . . ..

Absolutely NO option of staying up past two in this life of mine, now....and secret spousal surprises??? Hmmmmmm.......let's see......."Hon, tell you what. I'll stay with the kids and you can go out to get the groceries without them"........ . . . . .. YIPPEEEEEE!!!!!!!

[Jestgar]

I spend like an hour catching up only to find I could have skipped ten pages and just read the "Curly Cwips" and been all caught up

Hospitals are not for sick people. The criteria for being allowed to leave include pharting, which I was failing at. I still hadn't "passed" that test by mid morning, so I switched my strategy to walking up and down the halls yelling "BORED!" every time I saw a medical personnel. That worked. I left so fast after they told me I could they actually called me and scolded me for not getting all my discharge info.

I then spent almost three days with my friend who would be an alcoholic if she were impaired by it anymore, so I've had waaay more alcohol than one should be consuming with narcotics.

Got home an hour before my parents arrived on my doorstep. No one could make decisions about where/what to eat so roomie suggested he grill dinner for everyone. I dictated the shopping list, he went to the store, parents went to my bro's house to check into their guest room. I said hi here and then proceeded to plow through the hundred or so new emails in my inbox.

Lefty LOOOOOVES my mom.

Lyle hadn't been seen since a day after I left, so last night he came home and we went to bed. He put his heiny in my armpit, pinioned my arm with his back leg, and positioned his chin at the tips of my fingers so as to allow no reason to not be continuously scratched. He was so happy.

Now, I've spent sufficient time here, that the vicodin is kicking in and I can go bathe.

[Green12]

Curly Lisa, FABULOUS summaries!!

Sinus headache moved to me face--woke up and it felt like me left eye was gonna pop out! Probably allergic to sumphin out here

Oh no Patti, I hope it wasn't that scrumptious lemon cake with the to die for buttercream frosting. Feel better soon

For 95 points: Which tire

This was GREAT Lisa!!

I am thinking of making stuffed shells tonight, I make the most awesome stuffed shells. I gotta hit the grocery store today anyway, we are in need of quite a few things that had to wait until payday. Weggies here I come...ready for the zoo!

Amanda, your hair looks beutiful all curly! You did a good job Your stuffed shells sound yummy, you'll have to share the recipe, have a fun day today!

Absolutely NO option of staying up past two in this life of mine, now....and secret spousal surprises??? Hmmmmmm.......let's see......."Hon, tell you what. I'll stay with the kids and you can go out to get the groceries without them"........ . . . . .. YIPPEEEEEE!!!!!!!

[blueeyedmanda]

Jess-hospitals are crazy! I sometimes forget I work in one all day long since I am on a side where there are no patients, just labs and offices, but when I walk to the main cafeteria or starbucks or when I got to clinic I am reminded...

[DingoGirl]

I wonder how Nik's doin with all her emails and catching up here.....this could take as long as her Turkish vacation

I know......she'll have to hunker down wif all kinds of snackz and a cozy blankie......

NICOLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! where are you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Paddeigh - so sorry about yer sinuses. Poopy cow! But the lemon cake........... *sigh* was it so yummy, tender, and dreamy? I could eat the whole thing.......STILL haven't had good cake since going gluten-free

[wait - not true - ate about 20 mini-cupcakes at the Stanford Celiac thing two summers ago - I'll never phorget it]

For 95 points: Which tire

*snort* EXCELLENT

Patti! Gross! I cannot imagine how that would pheel... . . . like my eye is popping out..... . .but I am certain it does not feel good. Allergies.. . . .are they at all swollen or bloodshot? Do they feel dry?

Maybe Ptaoughmghmn's silly was NOT up yer bum after all....perhaps it's wedged between yer eye socket and yer frontal lobe...... . . .

completely mad :lol:

I spend like an hour catching up only to find I could have skipped ten pages and just read the "Curly Cwips" and been all caught up

CURLY CWIPS!!!!!!!!!!! Well, Jess is here, humoUr intact! Hi Jess!!!!!!!!!! So - you have to phart before you can go home? I've heard of this phenomenon........

am in love wif Lefty's snuggling story and yer parents are there! Is that good, or bad?

A barbecue on yer first day home? OMG......hopefully you'll just be holding court from yer bed.......

Lisa - Just LOVE yer summaries................

Amanda - cute hair!

Hi Ryan! Yes, the noive, missing 80 pages! You'll have to pop in more phrequently

SILLIES!!!!!!!! today is Janie's birfday, must head over w/ Weez (who will be bathed in some yummy vanilla shampoo before we go)..........

got nowt else........except that........last night, had a family dinner at RED ROBIN of all places and I was starving. well, that is not exactly the place where you query your server on food-related details......and I was disheartened and STARVING.....so I ordered a cobb salad and ate all of it...bacon, blue cheese, chicken.......brought my own salad dressing........and so far so good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! we will see.....the day is young but - - I slept beautifully which makes me pretty sure the dinner was safe.

see you sillies!!!!!!!!!!!

[elye]

Curly Cwips! Jess, glad you're back! Have you at least pharted at home??

Susie! Ya took yer chances at the restaurant.....I have not been so lucky in the past with cobb salads and starvation prevailing...... . .. great to hear you're okay!

[Darn210]

Sent to me by me mum . . . it's a must try . . .

This is Creepy

Think of a letter between A and W.

Repeat it out loud as you scroll down.

Keep going . . .

Don't stop .. ..

Think of an animal that begins with that letter.

Repeat it out loud as you

SCROLL DOWN

Think of either a

man's/woman's name that begins

with the last letter in the animals name

Almost there........

Now count out

the letters in that name on the fingers of the hand you are not using to scroll down.

Take the hand you counted with and hold it out in front of you at face level

.

Look at your palm very closely and notice the lines in your hand .

Do the lines take the form of the

first letter in the

persons name?!

Of course not......

Now TAKE THAT

HAND AND smack

the she-it out of yourself, get a life, and quit playing stupid games!

[nikki-uk]

Alrighty...I'm going back a fortnight two weeks..... ....I may be gone some time.............

[Darn210]

Alrighty...I'm going back a fortnight two weeks..... ....I may be gone some time.............

Take the goat with you.

[jerseyangel]

For 95 points: Which tire

Good one!

Lyle hadn't been seen since a day after I left, so last night he came home and we went to bed. He put his heiny in my armpit, pinioned my arm with his back leg, and positioned his chin at the tips of my fingers so as to allow no reason to not be continuously scratched. He was so happy.

This is so sweet Hope you had a nice, luxurious bath--feels so good to wash the hospital off of ya

Oh no Patti, I hope it wasn't that scrumptious lemon cake with the to die for buttercream frosting. Feel better soon

Thanks Julie "Luckily", I think it's the ragweed that's starting to come up everywhere around here--Mark's sneezing his head off and I'm the opposite. I used me neti pot this morning and it helped immensly

That cake was really good--phrist time I've tried that brand, and had no problem with it. Now, to get the store to carry more flavors......

So - you have to phart before you can go home?

I completely phorgot to tell you guys.....after my endoscopy as I was just waking up, I heard the nurse say to the other nurse--"she passed gas already" This seemed to please them I was very proud

Happy Birthday to Janie!!!!!! Weezie must smell lucious--love her pic!

Curly Cwips! Jess, glad you're back!

Curly Cwips--she's still got it!

Alrighty...I'm going back a fortnight two weeks..... ....I may be gone some time.............

Yep--take the goat, he's been through some wild things these past couple of weeks

[elye]

Thanks Julie "Luckily", I think it's the ragweed that's starting to come up everywhere around here--Mark's sneezing his head off and I'm the opposite. I used me neti pot this morning and it helped immensly

Oh, gawd....that's right, ragweed season begins about now, doesn't it?........Gus has a HORRID reactive allergy to this heinous crop........sneezing, watering, itchy eyes that he's constantly wiping with his massive paws, and itchy, itchy legs that he bites and scratches. Quite hilarious, actually........ He goes on a Benedryl every day until mid-October.....

Worse than a kid..........

Um... .. . . . ....what's a neti pot? This sounds quite new-age..... . . ..some exotic tool of the drug paraphrenalia type?

I completely phorgot to tell you guys.....after my endoscopy as I was just waking up, I heard the nurse say to the other nurse--"she passed gas already"... This seemed to please them. was very proud

That's our Patti.......!

[curlyfries]

Most Excellent Job, Lisa!! . . . to be late and up early . . . have fun on yer ride!!

I tend to do this on a regular basis. If I go to sleep early, it's often cuz I don't feel good.

Wow, still reeling early this morn from that frenetic ride down memory lane courtesy of our Royal Secretary Proper. Too much, Lisa!!

Could you do dat for the entire thread?

Ummmmmm, geeee, wellllllllll.......ARE YOU NUTS!.......I must at least pretend I have a life ..........................besides.........the pay sucks

We had an awesome ride.......the weather was great. I video taped parts of it. The interstate was closed. People were standing on overpasses waving. At one they had a big sheet with GOD BLESS YOU written on it hanging over the side. They provided breakfat and lunch, but I brought my own. There were door prizes. DD won a $25 mall gift card. They had a really awesome band. Good day all around

[curlyfries]

Um... .. . . . ....what's a neti pot? This sounds quite new-age..... . . ..some exotic tool of the drug paraphrenalia type?

It kinda looks like a little squat tea pot. I'm not sure what you add to the water, but you tilt your head to the side just right, pour it into your nostril, and it will drain out thru the other nostril. Supposed to really clear it out!

[Judyin Philly]

Yes, Amanda! it was worth the effort - - your hair looks gorgeous.

Pattii! Gross! I cannot imagine how that would pheel... . . . like my eye is popping out..... . .but I am certain it does not feel good. Allergies.. . . .are they at all swollen or bloodshot? Do they feel dry?

Maybe Ptaoughmghmn's silly was NOT up yer bum after all....perhaps it's wedged between yer eye socket and yer frontal lobe...... . . .. Ah, Lisa/Goosey!! Excellento......... . . . . .

((((((sigh)))))............All you moms, doesn't this give you a momentary pang for the newly-married, care-free days?........ . . ..

Absolutely NO option of staying up past two in this life of mine, now....and secret spousal surprises??? Hmmmmmm.......let's see......."Hon, tell you what. I'll stay with the kids and you can go out to get the groceries without them"........ . . . . .. YIPPEEEEEE!!!!!!!

ditto all..............spousal surpirses..........yeah.

Tom........has the answer for you.......blow them little 'funnies' out ur nose............

[Judyin Philly]

I spend like an hour catching up only to find I could have skipped ten pages and just read the "Curly Cwips" and been all caught up

Now, I've spent sufficient time here, that the vicodin is kicking in and I can go bathe.

happy your posting and hip hip ........for vicodin.

Curly Lisa, FABULOUS summaries!!

Oh no Patti, I hope it wasn't that scrumptious lemon cake with the to die for buttercream frosting. Feel better soon

This was GREAT Lisa!! Amanda, your hair looks beutiful all curly! You did a good job Your stuffed shells sound yummy, you'll have to share the recipe, have a fun day today!

ditto all

Thanks Julie "Luckily", I think it's the ragweed that's starting to come up everywhere around here--Mark's sneezing his head off and I'm the opposite. I used me neti pot this morning and it helped immensly

That cake was really good--phrist time I've tried that brand, and had no problem with it. Now, to get the store to carry more flavors......

I completely phorgot to tell you guys.....after my endoscopy as I was just waking up, I heard the nurse say to the other nurse--"she passed gas already" This seemed to please them I was very proud

Curly Cwips--she's still got it!

Yep--take the goat, he's been through some wild things these past couple of weeks

that's that bonus for living in the country............poor farmer Patricia.

i want some of that cake.

patti pharted..........

yep curly Cwips...........for sure.

me wants more of them jems.

oh the goat can lived in Amandas barn/house. LOL

[Judyin Philly]

Curly Lisa

glad you had a good ride for a good cause and $25.00 to boot

agree good day.

judy

Patti.......did the neti pot help?

[nikki-uk]

Oh poor dear Sarah........I can't get her out of my mind..........poor little girl ..... and angry at how men can behave like w#*kers

Sarah, sweetheart, you've got your parents & your boys....keep them close........you don't don't need an ar#sh*le in your life

{{{{HUGS}}}}}

JESS is home ALREADY??? Good goil......damn! I hope she has sum of 'dem good drugs that'll take her to her special place

OK...been reading for hours

GADS...

LIsa's summary ...oh THANK YOU ....'TIS ALL crystal clear now <especially 'ears like aged apricots'.......this worries me somewhat ......will *I* definItely get 'em???>

....DEAR GAAAAAWD!!!!!!!!!

Almost lost me phunny @ Gatwick airport... .....was the LAST thing to come round on the carousel,...wrapped and tagged, ....I was pacing about with a frenzied look in my eye....stopping people.....asking them ..''HAVE YOU SEEN ME PSILLY?????!!!!!!!!......I MUST FIND IT!!!!!!!!!''

...and now, ...I must endure temperatues of 64 degrees F ---- AFTER living in temps of 110 degrees F for 2 weeks

T'is most disagreeable....infact...to keep me body temp up (AND ward off the hypothermia) I have downed 4 glasses of cider

Soooo,

Firstly, can I say how simply divine it is to be back in a country where you CAN flush the paper down the pan (instead of put it in a bin )

Unfortunately me coeliacs got glutened twice in Turkey...dunno how ..but it must have been gluten as Tel & Alan both went down @ the same time & both had had exactly the same thing for dinner

(their new native American name shall be 'Sh*ts like a fire hydrant)

BUT!!

IMMODIUM is available worldwide

ALSO,

The local supermarket had THE MOST extensive range of SCHAR gluten-free goods I have ever seen!!!!! .....what a bleedin' COUP

GADS, The food, the cocktails ...dear gaaaawd.....I am (of course) a FAT slovenly bawdy babe WITH A fabulous TAN

<chortle>

(...OH!!!... did you know the word 'chortle was made up by the author of 'Alice in Wonderland' Lewis Carroll?

A cross between Snort AND Chuckle .............most excellent!!!!...this pleases Nick-er-ler!! )

Now, what else.......JULES!!!! ..I MUST tell you that ALL the hairy men are in fact living in Turkey (including chest, back, and shoulders :greenguy: )

BTW, the goat was most helpful in my foray into the last 2 weeks