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Most Excellent Job, Lisa!! . . . to be late and up early . . . have fun on yer ride!!

I have come to the conclussion that we sillies apparently have ADD . . . we can't seem to stick with once subject for more than a post or two!!! :lol:


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elye Community Regular

Wow, still reeling early this morn from that frenetic ride down memory lane courtesy of our Royal Secretary Proper. Too much, Lisa!! :lol:

Could you do dat for the entire thread?

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Wow, still reeling early this morn from that frenetic ride down memory lane courtesy of our Royal Secretary Proper. Too much, Lisa!! :lol:

Could you do dat for the entire thread?

:lol::lol::lol:

Amanda......love your hair

morning all

Judy

jerseyangel Proficient

Mornin' Sillies :D

Hi Judith :D

Amanda--beautiphul hair!! B) Pretty, pretty goil! :)

Yes--another bow fer Lisa!! Made me smile reading through all those--and we do tend to hop from one thing to another, don't we? :lol: Gotta say this, we Sillies cover a lot of ground!! :P

Sinus headache moved to me face--woke up and it felt like me left eye was gonna pop out! :o:angry: Probably allergic to sumphin out here <_<

I wonder how Nik's doin with all her emails and catching up here.....this could take as long as her Turkish vacation :lol:

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Mornin' Sillies :D

Hi Judith :D

Amanda--beautiphul hair!! B) Pretty, pretty goil! :)

Yes--another bow fer Lisa!! Made me smile reading through all those--and we do tend to hop from one thing to another, don't we? :lol: Gotta say this, we Sillies cover a lot of ground!! :P

Sinus headache moved to me face--woke up and it felt like me left eye was gonna pop out! :o:angry: Probably allergic to sumphin out here <_<

I wonder how Nik's doin with all her emails and catching up here.....this could take as long as her Turkish vacation :lol:

good morning PATRICIA........... :lol:

SO THAT'S why you got 'computer in bed' you didn't tell me.

what's up with the eye 'bulb'?

gosh hope it leaves before you have to shopping.

take care of yourself.

couldn't be a tooth could it.

judy

jerseyangel Proficient
couldn't be a tooth could it.

Nope, not a tooth. Feels allergy related....

Lisa Mentor

Good morning everyone! Here's a cute funny and Bev, you can relate to this one! :P

Teachers are going to love this one!!

At Penn State University, there were four sophomores taking chemistry and all of them had an "A" so far.

These four friends were so confident that, the weekend before finals, they decided to visit some friends and have a big party. They had a great time but, after all the hearty partying; They slept all day Sunday and didn't make it back to Penn State until early Monday morning.

Rather than taking the final then, they decided that after the final, they would explain to their professor why they missed it. They said that they visited friends but on the way back they had a flat tire.

As a result, they missed the final. The professor agreed they could make up the final the next day. The guys were excited and relieved.

They studied that night for the exam.

The next day the professor placed them in separate rooms and gave them a test booklet. They quickly answered the first problem worth 5 points. Cool, they thought! Each one in separate rooms, thinking this was going to be easy. ...

Then they turned the page. On the second page was written....

For 95 points: Which tire


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Morning Sillies--tis a late morning this day. We were out until 2 am and then we stayed up a bit. So 11 am was when we got up... :ph34r:

Today is filled of more house stuff and then John has some sort of secret surprise planned...not sure what

We decided against the beach today since yesterday was payday but we need to save for other things. We may go in Sept when the rates go down a bit.

I am thinking of making stuffed shells tonight, I make the most awesome stuffed shells. I gotta hit the grocery store today anyway, we are in need of quite a few things that had to wait until payday. Weggies here I come...ready for the zoo!

elye Community Regular
Amanda--beautiphul hair!! B) Pretty, pretty goil!

Yes, Amanda! it was worth the effort - - your hair looks gorgeous. :)

Sinus headache moved to me face--woke up and it felt like me left eye was gonna pop out! :o Probably allergic to sumphin out here

Patti! Gross! I cannot imagine how that would pheel... . . . like my eye is popping out..... . .but I am certain it does not feel good. Allergies.. . . .are they at all swollen or bloodshot? Do they feel dry?

Maybe Ptaoughmghmn's silly was NOT up yer bum after all....perhaps it's wedged between yer eye socket and yer frontal lobe...... . . .. <_<:lol::o

For 95 points: Which tire

:lol::lol:

Ah, Lisa/Goosey!! Excellento......... . . . . .

Morning Sillies--tis a late morning this day. We were out until 2 am and then we stayed up a bit. So 11 am was when we got up... :ph34r:

Today is filled of more house stuff and then John has some sort of secret surprise planned...not sure what

We decided against the beach today since yesterday was payday but we need to save for other things. We may go in Sept when the rates go down a bit.

((((((sigh)))))............All you moms, doesn't this give you a momentary pang for the newly-married, care-free days?........ . . ..

Absolutely NO option of staying up past two in this life of mine, now....and secret spousal surprises??? Hmmmmmm.......let's see......."Hon, tell you what. I'll stay with the kids and you can go out to get the groceries without them"........ . . . . .. YIPPEEEEEE!!!!!!! :lol::lol::rolleyes:

Jestgar Rising Star

I spend like an hour catching up only to find I could have skipped ten pages and just read the "Curly Cwips" and been all caught up :D

Hospitals are not for sick people. The criteria for being allowed to leave include pharting, which I was failing at. I still hadn't "passed" that test by mid morning, so I switched my strategy to walking up and down the halls yelling "BORED!" every time I saw a medical personnel. That worked. I left so fast after they told me I could they actually called me and scolded me for not getting all my discharge info.

I then spent almost three days with my friend who would be an alcoholic if she were impaired by it anymore, so I've had waaay more alcohol than one should be consuming with narcotics.

Got home an hour before my parents arrived on my doorstep. No one could make decisions about where/what to eat so roomie suggested he grill dinner for everyone. I dictated the shopping list, he went to the store, parents went to my bro's house to check into their guest room. I said hi here and then proceeded to plow through the hundred or so new emails in my inbox.

Lefty LOOOOOVES my mom.

Lyle hadn't been seen since a day after I left, so last night he came home and we went to bed. He put his heiny in my armpit, pinioned my arm with his back leg, and positioned his chin at the tips of my fingers so as to allow no reason to not be continuously scratched. He was so happy.

Now, I've spent sufficient time here, that the vicodin is kicking in and I can go bathe.

Green12 Enthusiast

Curly Lisa, FABULOUS summaries!!

Sinus headache moved to me face--woke up and it felt like me left eye was gonna pop out! :o:angry: Probably allergic to sumphin out here <_<

Oh no Patti, I hope it wasn't that scrumptious lemon cake with the to die for buttercream frosting. Feel better soon :)

For 95 points: Which tire

This was GREAT Lisa!! :lol:

I am thinking of making stuffed shells tonight, I make the most awesome stuffed shells. I gotta hit the grocery store today anyway, we are in need of quite a few things that had to wait until payday. Weggies here I come...ready for the zoo!

Amanda, your hair looks beutiful all curly! You did a good job :) Your stuffed shells sound yummy, you'll have to share the recipe, have a fun day today!

Absolutely NO option of staying up past two in this life of mine, now....and secret spousal surprises??? Hmmmmmm.......let's see......."Hon, tell you what. I'll stay with the kids and you can go out to get the groceries without them"........ . . . . .. YIPPEEEEEE!!!!!!! :lol::lol::rolleyes:

:lol:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Jess-hospitals are crazy! I sometimes forget I work in one all day long since I am on a side where there are no patients, just labs and offices, but when I walk to the main cafeteria or starbucks or when I got to clinic I am reminded...

DingoGirl Enthusiast
I wonder how Nik's doin with all her emails and catching up here.....this could take as long as her Turkish vacation :lol:

:lol: I know......she'll have to hunker down wif all kinds of snackz and a cozy blankie......

NICOLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! where are you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Paddeigh - so sorry about yer sinuses. Poopy cow! But the lemon cake........... *sigh* was it so yummy, tender, and dreamy? I could eat the whole thing.......STILL haven't had good cake since going gluten-free :angry:

[wait - not true - ate about 20 mini-cupcakes at the Stanford Celiac thing two summers ago - I'll never phorget it]

For 95 points: Which tire

*snort* :lol: EXCELLENT

Patti! Gross! I cannot imagine how that would pheel... . . . like my eye is popping out..... . .but I am certain it does not feel good. Allergies.. . . .are they at all swollen or bloodshot? Do they feel dry?

Maybe Ptaoughmghmn's silly was NOT up yer bum after all....perhaps it's wedged between yer eye socket and yer frontal lobe...... . . .

completely mad :lol: :lol:

I spend like an hour catching up only to find I could have skipped ten pages and just read the "Curly Cwips" and been all caught up :D

CURLY CWIPS!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: Well, Jess is here, humoUr intact! :) Hi Jess!!!!!!!!!! So - you have to phart before you can go home? :unsure: I've heard of this phenomenon........

am in love wif Lefty's snuggling story :wub: and yer parents are there! Is that good, or bad? :huh:

A barbecue on yer first day home? OMG......hopefully you'll just be holding court from yer bed.......

Lisa - :lol: Just LOVE yer summaries................

Amanda - cute hair!

Hi Ryan! Yes, the noive, missing 80 pages! You'll have to pop in more phrequently ;)

SILLIES!!!!!!!! today is Janie's birfday, must head over w/ Weez (who will be bathed in some yummy vanilla shampoo before we go)..........

got nowt else........except that........last night, had a family dinner at RED ROBIN of all places :blink: and I was starving. well, that is not exactly the place where you query your server on food-related details......and I was disheartened and STARVING.....so I ordered a cobb salad and ate all of it...bacon, blue cheese, chicken.......brought my own salad dressing........and so far so good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :huh: we will see.....the day is young but - - I slept beautifully which makes me pretty sure the dinner was safe.

see you sillies!!!!!!!!!!! :D

elye Community Regular

Curly Cwips! :lol: Jess, glad you're back! Have you at least pharted at home??

Susie! Ya took yer chances at the restaurant.....I have not been so lucky in the past with cobb salads and starvation prevailing...... . .. great to hear you're okay! :)

Darn210 Enthusiast

Sent to me by me mum . . . it's a must try . . .

This is Creepy

Think of a letter between A and W.

Repeat it out loud as you scroll down.

Keep going . . .

Don't stop .. ..

Think of an animal that begins with that letter.

Repeat it out loud as you

SCROLL DOWN

Think of either a

man's/woman's name that begins

with the last letter in the animals name

Almost there........

Now count out

the letters in that name on the fingers of the hand you are not using to scroll down.

Take the hand you counted with and hold it out in front of you at face level

.

Look at your palm very closely and notice the lines in your hand .

Do the lines take the form of the

first letter in the

persons name?!

Of course not......

Now TAKE THAT

HAND AND smack

the she-it out of yourself, get a life, and quit playing stupid games!

nikki-uk Enthusiast

Alrighty...I'm going back :ph34r: a fortnight two weeks..... :unsure: ....I may be gone some time.............

Darn210 Enthusiast
Alrighty...I'm going back :ph34r: a fortnight two weeks..... :unsure: ....I may be gone some time.............

Take the goat with you.

jerseyangel Proficient
For 95 points: Which tire

:lol: Good one!

Lyle hadn't been seen since a day after I left, so last night he came home and we went to bed. He put his heiny in my armpit, pinioned my arm with his back leg, and positioned his chin at the tips of my fingers so as to allow no reason to not be continuously scratched. He was so happy.

This is so sweet :D Hope you had a nice, luxurious bath--feels so good to wash the hospital off of ya :rolleyes:

Oh no Patti, I hope it wasn't that scrumptious lemon cake with the to die for buttercream frosting. Feel better soon :)

Thanks Julie :) "Luckily", I think it's the ragweed that's starting to come up everywhere around here--Mark's sneezing his head off and I'm the opposite. I used me neti pot this morning and it helped immensly ;)

That cake was really good--phrist time I've tried that brand, and had no problem with it. Now, to get the store to carry more flavors......

So - you have to phart before you can go home? :unsure:

I completely phorgot to tell you guys.....after my endoscopy as I was just waking up, I heard the nurse say to the other nurse--"she passed gas already" :lol::ph34r:B) This seemed to please them :unsure: I was very proud :lol:

Happy Birthday to Janie!!!!!! :D Weezie must smell lucious--love her pic! B)

Curly Cwips! :lol: Jess, glad you're back!

Curly Cwips--she's still got it! :lol:

Alrighty...I'm going back :ph34r: a fortnight two weeks..... :unsure: ....I may be gone some time.............

Yep--take the goat, he's been through some wild things these past couple of weeks ;):lol:

elye Community Regular
Thanks Julie :) "Luckily", I think it's the ragweed that's starting to come up everywhere around here--Mark's sneezing his head off and I'm the opposite. I used me neti pot this morning and it helped immensly

Oh, gawd....that's right, ragweed season begins about now, doesn't it?........Gus has a HORRID reactive allergy to this heinous crop........sneezing, watering, itchy eyes that he's constantly wiping with his massive paws, and itchy, itchy legs that he bites and scratches. Quite hilarious, actually........ <_<:lol: He goes on a Benedryl every day until mid-October.....

Worse than a kid.......... :rolleyes:

Um... .. . . . ....what's a neti pot? This sounds quite new-age..... . . ..some exotic tool of the drug paraphrenalia type? :lol:

I completely phorgot to tell you guys.....after my endoscopy as I was just waking up, I heard the nurse say to the other nurse--"she passed gas already"... This seemed to please them. was very proud :lol:

That's our Patti.......! :lol:

curlyfries Contributor
Most Excellent Job, Lisa!! . . . to be late and up early . . . have fun on yer ride!!

I tend to do this on a regular basis. If I go to sleep early, it's often cuz I don't feel good.

Wow, still reeling early this morn from that frenetic ride down memory lane courtesy of our Royal Secretary Proper. Too much, Lisa!! :lol:

Could you do dat for the entire thread?

Ummmmmm, geeee, wellllllllll.......ARE YOU NUTS!.......I must at least pretend I have a life <_< ..........................besides.........the pay sucks :P

We had an awesome ride.......the weather was great. I video taped parts of it. The interstate was closed. People were standing on overpasses waving. At one they had a big sheet with GOD BLESS YOU written on it hanging over the side. :) They provided breakfat and lunch, but I brought my own. There were door prizes. DD won a $25 mall gift card. They had a really awesome band. Good day all around :D

curlyfries Contributor
Um... .. . . . ....what's a neti pot? This sounds quite new-age..... . . ..some exotic tool of the drug paraphrenalia type? :lol:

It kinda looks like a little squat tea pot. I'm not sure what you add to the water, but you tilt your head to the side just right, pour it into your nostril, and it will drain out thru the other nostril. Supposed to really clear it out! ;)

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Yes, Amanda! it was worth the effort - - your hair looks gorgeous. :)

Pattii! Gross! I cannot imagine how that would pheel... . . . like my eye is popping out..... . .but I am certain it does not feel good. Allergies.. . . .are they at all swollen or bloodshot? Do they feel dry?

Maybe Ptaoughmghmn's silly was NOT up yer bum after all....perhaps it's wedged between yer eye socket and yer frontal lobe...... . . .. <_<:lol::o :lol::lol: Ah, Lisa/Goosey!! Excellento......... . . . . .

((((((sigh)))))............All you moms, doesn't this give you a momentary pang for the newly-married, care-free days?........ . . ..

Absolutely NO option of staying up past two in this life of mine, now....and secret spousal surprises??? Hmmmmmm.......let's see......."Hon, tell you what. I'll stay with the kids and you can go out to get the groceries without them"........ . . . . .. YIPPEEEEEE!!!!!!! :lol::lol::rolleyes:

ditto all..............spousal surpirses..........yeah.

Tom........has the answer for you.......blow them little 'funnies' out ur nose............ :lol:

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
I spend like an hour catching up only to find I could have skipped ten pages and just read the "Curly Cwips" and been all caught up :D

Now, I've spent sufficient time here, that the vicodin is kicking in and I can go bathe.

happy your posting and hip hip ........for vicodin.

Curly Lisa, FABULOUS summaries!!

Oh no Patti, I hope it wasn't that scrumptious lemon cake with the to die for buttercream frosting. Feel better soon :)

This was GREAT Lisa!! :lol: Amanda, your hair looks beutiful all curly! You did a good job :) Your stuffed shells sound yummy, you'll have to share the recipe, have a fun day today! :lol:

ditto all :lol:

Thanks Julie :) "Luckily", I think it's the ragweed that's starting to come up everywhere around here--Mark's sneezing his head off and I'm the opposite. I used me neti pot this morning and it helped immensly ;)

That cake was really good--phrist time I've tried that brand, and had no problem with it. Now, to get the store to carry more flavors......

I completely phorgot to tell you guys.....after my endoscopy as I was just waking up, I heard the nurse say to the other nurse--"she passed gas already" :lol::ph34r:B) This seemed to please them :unsure: I was very proud :lol:

Curly Cwips--she's still got it! :lol:

Yep--take the goat, he's been through some wild things these past couple of weeks ;):lol:

that's that bonus for living in the country............poor farmer Patricia. ;)

i want some of that cake.

patti pharted.......... :ph34r:

yep curly Cwips...........for sure.

me wants more of them jems. ;)

oh the goat can lived in Amandas barn/house. LOL

Judyin Philly Enthusiast

Curly Lisa

glad you had a good ride for a good cause and $25.00 to boot

agree good day.

judy

Patti.......did the neti pot help?

nikki-uk Enthusiast

:( Oh poor dear Sarah........I can't get her out of my mind..........poor little girl ..... and angry at how men can behave like w#*kers :angry:

Sarah, sweetheart, you've got your parents & your boys....keep them close........you don't don't need an ar#sh*le in your life

{{{{HUGS}}}}}

JESS is home ALREADY??? Good goil......damn! I hope she has sum of 'dem good drugs that'll take her to her special place

OK...been reading for hours

GADS...

LIsa's summary :lol: ...oh THANK YOU :D ....'TIS ALL crystal clear now <especially 'ears like aged apricots'.......this worries me somewhat :unsure: ......will *I* definItely get 'em???>

....DEAR GAAAAAWD!!!!!!!!!

Almost lost me phunny @ Gatwick airport... :rolleyes: .....was the LAST thing to come round on the carousel,...wrapped and tagged, ....I was pacing about with a frenzied :wacko: look in my eye....stopping people.....asking them ..''HAVE YOU SEEN ME PSILLY?????!!!!!!!!......I MUST FIND IT!!!!!!!!!''

...and now, ...I must endure temperatues of 64 degrees F ---- AFTER living in temps of 110 degrees F for 2 weeks :blink:

T'is most disagreeable....infact...to keep me body temp up (AND ward off the hypothermia) I have downed 4 glasses of cider :lol:

Soooo,

Firstly, can I say how simply divine it is to be back in a country where you CAN flush the paper down the pan (instead of put it in a bin :unsure: )

Unfortunately me coeliacs got glutened twice in Turkey...dunno how :unsure: ..but it must have been gluten as Tel & Alan both went down @ the same time & both had had exactly the same thing for dinner :(

(their new native American name shall be 'Sh*ts like a fire hydrant)

BUT!!

IMMODIUM is available worldwide :)

ALSO,

The local supermarket had THE MOST extensive range of SCHAR gluten-free goods I have ever seen!!!!! :D .....what a bleedin' COUP ;)

GADS, The food, the cocktails :rolleyes: ...dear gaaaawd.....I am (of course) a FAT slovenly bawdy babe WITH A fabulous TAN :lol:

<chortle>

(...OH!!!... did you know the word 'chortle was made up by the author of 'Alice in Wonderland' Lewis Carroll?

A cross between Snort AND Chuckle .............most excellent!!!!...this pleases Nick-er-ler!! :lol: )

Now, what else.......JULES!!!! ..I MUST tell you that ALL the hairy men are in fact living in Turkey (including chest, back, and shoulders :greenguy: :blink: )

BTW, the goat was most helpful in my foray into the last 2 weeks :)

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      This may make you feel better about cross-contamination: https://nationalceliac.org/celiac-disease-questions/do-i-need-new-designated-pans-plates-and-utensils/ https://theceliacscene.com/rethinking-cross-contamination-no-need-to-be-so-careful/ I use Tom's of Maine or a toothpaste that states it's gluten free.  I have allergic reactions to some toothpastes so some of the toothpastes in health food stores are usually safer for me. They're typically gluten free as well. Spices can contain cross-contamination from gluten.  There are a few lists online of spices that are safe for celiacs.  I also grow my own herbs and use them in place of store bought when I can.  I think Badia lists their spices as gluten free and Spice Lab has some gluten free too. Knitty Kitty has a great point about nutritional deficiencies and B vitamins.  I got a lot of aches and pains when I got off gluten.  I tried to replace wheat with other healthy grains like teff, buckwheat and sorghum.  Limiting one's diet too much and not getting enough vitamins, can make someone feel worse.  A lot of the gluten free foods in the stores are made with lower quality ingredients than the wheat varieties.  I try to replace all my foods with homemade options.  Then I know the quality of the ingredients and which vitamins I may be high or low in.  Probiotics or prebiotics can help with bathroom issues.  Better to get them in foods if possible and not pill form.  My doctors keep recommending magnesium too.  It's not supposed to be taken alone, but they don't seem to care about that.  It's easy for vitamin D to be low too.  That was another thing doctors told me to take.  Unfortunately, they didn't monitor it and it went too high.  Again, better from natural sources like food and sunlight.  However, supplementing can help if you're not getting enough.  Some sources say to take D with K2.  You may want to have iodine levels checked.  If you add iodine, make sure to get sufficient selenium for thyroid.  You can get iodine naturally in most seaweed.  Nori may also be one of the few non-animal sources for B12.  Brazil nuts are a good source of selenium and you only need a few a day to meet RDA.  Some brands of nuts specifically say gluten free.  Unfortunately, there are issues with Brazil nut production and they're much harder to find this year. The more you can vary your diet the better.  One study said aim for at least 30 different foods in a week.  You might want to try kiwi fruit.  There were some studies that said eating kiwi improved mood.  It also has a covering which most people don't eat, so that should protect what's inside from contamination. I've limited my diet quite a bit over the years because of migraines, so I know how uncomfortable it can be finding safe foods.  However, I'm afraid limiting diets like that may actually be causing more harm than good.  It's something I'm trying to work on.  I keep trying to expand the number of foods I eat and my recipe repertoire.  I made a list of brands of foods that I've found that are gluten free so I have a guide when I'm shopping.  
    • knitty kitty
      Hello, @Dora77, I agree with you that your doctors aren't very knowledgeable about Celiac Disease.  My doctors didn't recognize nutritional deficiencies either.  I became very deficient in vitamins before I was diagnosed, so having experienced similar, I understand what a difficult time you're having.   Poor absorption of essential nutrients is caused by the damage done to the intestines by Celiac Disease.  The gluten free diet can be low in essential nutrients, so supplementing to boost your absorption is beneficial.  New symptoms can develop or worsen as one becomes more and more deficient.   There's eight essential B vitamins that our bodies cannot make, so they must come from our food and supplements.  These eight B vitamins work together, like instruments in an orchestra.  They need to be supplemented together with essential minerals like magnesium.   Deficiencies in the B vitamins can have overlapping symptoms.  Some symptoms can be traced to specific B vitamins.  OCD can be traced to low Pyridoxine Vitamin B 6.  Yes, I had OCD and washed my hands until my skin cracked and bled.  ADHD symptoms can be traced to low Thiamine Vitamin B 1.  ADHD is something one is born with.  People who are born with ADHD have a metabolic problem with getting sufficient thiamine into their brain cells.  People who develop symptoms of ADHD later in life are more likely to be low in Thiamine.  The same symptoms appear if one is not getting sufficient thiamine from the diet.  Yes, I developed symptoms of ADHD.  These symptoms improved and disappeared after supplementing with Thiamine and the other essential nutrients. I was diagnosed with Type Two Diabetes.  99% of diabetics of both types are deficient in Thiamine because our kidneys don't re-absorb thiamine properly.  Thiamine is needed to make insulin and digestive enzymes in the pancreas.  Poor digestion (floating, undigested stools) can result with insufficient pancreatic enzymes.  The gall bladder (upper right quadrant) needs thiamine to make and release bile which also helps with digestion.  Constipation is also a symptom of Thiamine and magnesium deficiencies.  The thyroid is another organ that uses lots of Thiamine, too.  Low thyroid hormones can be due to insufficient thiamine, selenium, iron, and iodine.  Swelling of hands, face and feet are also symptoms of thiamine insufficiency.   Our bodies use thiamine to make energy so organs and tissues can function.  Thiamine cannot be stored longer than three weeks.  If our stores are not replenished every day, we can run out of Thiamine quickly.  If we do get some thiamine from our diet, symptoms can wax and wane mysteriously, because a twenty percent increase in dietary thiamine causes an eighty percent improvement in brain function and symptoms.  Thiamine interacts with all the other vitamins in some way.  Many other vitamins and their metabolic processes won't work without thiamine.  In Celiac Disease you are apt to be low in all the essential nutrients, not just thiamine, but thiamine deficiency symptoms may appear first. Talk to your dietician about eating a nutritionally dense gluten free diet.  Keep in mind that processed gluten free foods do not contain sufficient vitamins to be useful.  Processed gluten free foods are filled with saturated fats and excess fiber (that could explain your constipation).  Dairy products, milk and cheese can cause problems because Casein, the protein in dairy, causes the same autoimmune reaction that gluten does in some.  Your current restricted diet is dangerous to your health.  I followed the Autoimmune Protocol Diet (Dr. Sarah Ballantyne).  It's a Paleo diet that promotes intestinal healing.   Discuss with your doctors about correcting nutritional deficiencies as soon as possible.   Interesting reading... https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/34165060/ https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/21816221/#:~:text=Lipid-soluble thiamin precursors can,and attention deficit%2Fhyperactivity disorder.
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