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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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Green12 Enthusiast
Somebody needs to PM Juliely and Judithly and tell them it's safe to come and post again . . . Queenship has been assigned . . . and they are safe for another 99 pages. :lol:

:lol::lol::lol: Janetly....you know me too well, I observed the rollover from a very safe distance.

I have never been Queen, so anyone keeping count/making a list. One of these rollovers it would be PHUN to ALL post in a fury at the same time and see who shakes out as King/Queen.

Congrats Wardgirl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So happy to have you as our Queen Jacquie :D

Tom is nekkid!

Nikki, sounds like a fab day (minus the screaming match with devil child :(:( )

Yep, we have The Office, but I've never watched it...I need to get with the program! I think it is on opposite one of my must watched shows so that is probably why. (Figured out this is why I don't watch Life On Mars, it's opposite The Eleventh Hour with hubba hubba Rufus Seawell, but I think I am going to give up on that show, haven't been able to get into it <_< )

Ricky has a new movie coming out today here and that's what he was promoting on the talk show, he just was so phunny, and lovely, and charming...fun to watch! (They even showed clips of his old pop music days of the 80s :D)


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Green12 Enthusiast
Nope--that whole thing reeked of misconduct. I distanced meselph quite quickly :P

:lol: Patti

elye Community Regular
Wait :unsure: <raises head> .....did Phataghmn just post nekkid on a horse?????

Holy crap.....I believe he did. .. .......

Senor Godiva........... .. ...

:lol:

Wait....he's astride a horse. .. ...he's at the Mayo Clinic. . . . ... . ...

Cannot keep up. . . .What in Hell?. . . ......

Mtndog Collaborator
Is there a formal list of who has been 'in charge'? :lol:

I remember my reign as Queen of the 400's?

I'll just add my Ho! Ho! Ho! as well. God it's too early for the silly Christmas season to start.

All

Hail

Quween Jack-OO- line!!!!!!!!!!! That makes our Pieter King? First man? Prince?

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
Who's among the un-ascensioned anyway??

Bunnie & the Lisas & the Reluctants (Judithly & Julily) ???? P

psawyer Proficient
That makes our Pieter King? First man? Prince?

Court jester, methinks. :lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Court jester, methinks. :lol:

All this time . . . the jester has been . . . PETER!!!!!! . . . :lol::lol::lol:

BunKnee . . . we're having lasgne.


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elye Community Regular
Court jester, methinks. :lol:

I'm sure there were learned, Oracle-type serfs who wandered the kingdoms of yore - -strumming their mandolins, stopping to preach enigmatic statements and allegories, or simply to rest, deep in thought .. . . ...

This should be your position, POeter: Lifetime Royal Oracle (and we'll retire yer sweater), a source of wise counsel and prophetic opinions. . . .... .. ..

:D:D

Mygawd, POeter could NOT be that bloody drunken Walmart miscreant of a jester. .. . ...

Could he???

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Oh and Emily if you don't have insurance you either pay out of pocket or you are SOL and don't get to receive medical care. One trip to the ER cost me over a thousand buckaroos (and absolutely nothing was accomplished ). They do have various programs to help with the non-insured/low income...filled out the papers for my ER visit and was denied.

Julie......this is just so ............. WRONG :ph34r: SORRY ABOUT THIS ...........

I'd consider it a total loss.....no way I would reach in to get it--let alone clean a cell phone enough after that to put up next to me phace. :P

:ph34r: DITTO PATRICIA

I suppose it's too soon to hear from Amanda isn't it .. .. ..

Praying all went as well as possible :wub:

I HOPE WE HEAR SOME GOOD NEWS SOON. THINKING OF YOU AMANDA.

Hewwo Psillies- can't catch up.......body is all awackl from new antibiotic but wanted to poop in and say hello.

HUGGS FOR YOU TOOTS............WISH YOU COULD SEE MY CHIRO........ CAUSE SHE'S UN WACKL YOU.

Somebody needs to PM Juliely and Judithly and tell them it's safe to come and post again . . . Queenship has been assigned . . . and they are safe for another 99 pages.

i WAS WAITING PATIENTLY TILL THE NEW QUEEN/KING WAS SELECTED............ :lol:

Congrats Wardgirl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DITTO........... :D

Mtndog Collaborator

Julie- THAT is horrid......... :( :(

I'm having butternut squash and honey-mustard chicken patties from Bell & Evans (&hopefully something green) for dinner. How bout yous guys?

Kurt is getting us PF Changs (we just got one!) for me birfday dinner. We didn't celebrate yet!

This new antibiotic is making me horridly depressed......cried three times already today....once was about a polar bear commercial :(

AMANDA- THINKING OF YOU AND YER DAD ((((((((HUGS)))))))))))))

elye Community Regular

Bevel!! So sorry you're feeling like crap..... . :(

But it is SO wonderful that you still come on here, and make us larf! :wub::wub:

Mtndog Collaborator
Bevel!! So sorry you're feeling like crap..... . :(

But it is SO wonderful that you still come on here, and make us barf! :wub::wub:

Oh- I dinna mean to make annybunny sick :lol: :lol:

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Julie- THAT is horrid......... :(:(

Kurt is getting us PF Changs (we just got one!) for me birfday dinner. We didn't celebrate yet!

This new antibiotic is making me horridly depressed......cried three times already today....once was about a polar bear commercial :(

AMANDA- THINKING OF YOU AND YER DAD ((((((((HUGS)))))))))))))

yep those polar bear commercials will do it everytime. ;)

I hope the dinner out with Kurt will chase those blues away

yep thinking of Amanda all day.

Bevel!! So sorry you're feeling like crap..... . :(

But it is SO wonderful that you still come on here, and make us larf! :wub::wub:

ditto..........Em,,,,,,,,,,,what she said B)

tom Contributor
Oh- I dinna mean to make annybunny sick :lol: :lol:

:lol: larf/barf :lol:

curlyfries Contributor

Did I miss the coronation? :o ......................oh, poo :P:lol:

elye Community Regular
......................oh, poo :P:lol:

You've missed some o' that, too, Leeeesa. . . ..... .in porta-potties, and smeared all over our cellphones. . . ...:gaggyface:

DingoGirl Enthusiast

SILLIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

☺☺☺☺☺

'tis Friday night.........thank God I see Emily-ly is wif me, else Weez and I"d be all alone.......clearly everyone has a life........cep fer us :ennuiface:

I was working all day and missed the entire rollover coronation.........

Your Highness Jack-ay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this MANDATES that you spend SO MUCH MORE time with us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How many posts total, Gianknit? :lol: very rare that such an inphrequent poster makes royalty....really such planetary alignment must have been in place.......

and

OH MA GAH

the whole phone phecalization discussion had me GUFFAW-ing out loud........everythign was phunny :lol:

I could quote just about every single thing in the last three pages but........would get busted in so many ways.

But GOOD GAWD! who would even THINK of reaching into a wee and phecal quagmire to get their damned PHONE????????? I'd pay a thousand dollars for a new one before I"d do this :lol: I don't CARE if you've got some toilet-paper wrapped mit......patti was so right........where do you PUT this scatological disaster, this heap of reeking crap, once retrieved????????

*snort*

this is SUCH an excellent topic for] upon which a newbie to stumble upon......that ever-puzzling topic about what to do if yer cellphone drops into some reeking stench of intestinal egress phoul-ness :lol:

*******

A conversation w/ mom:

Me "Then a u-turn at 136th." [We'd already crossed 82nd, 90th, 10-somethin']

Mom "*I* [from "you-turn" of course] turn at 1:36? Won't we be late?"

"A U-turn, ya know, reversing direction. At 136th St."

"To the right?"

"Uhhhhhhh . ...<wondering why I even need to be in this conv> .. ..to the left, mom"

**************

:cackleface: this was superb

and - "duddinit" love that

He probably got to thinking, "Now, this just doesn't feel right. Don't know this woman. . ... .... what if I am just the subject of some lame, humiliating dare? An arbitrary name they've thought up, had a few good laughs over?? They break into squeals of laughter when they read all about what I'm 'currently doing right now' - - that I've just taken out the garbage, that my constipation has subsided... .. .They're probably JUST LAUGHING AT ME!! Well, I'll show you - - I'm NO LONGER your friend!"

And thus, the end of the Russell Smythe chapter.

Think I'll request his Friendship again.

:lol: x 10

he did NOT cancel yer friendship!!!!!!!!!! ADD HIM AGAIN - - DO IT.............do it......... *snort*

always wondered.........is Smythe pronounced like the usual Smith, or with the Long I sound?

part deux coming up

DingoGirl Enthusiast
((((((SHUDDER)))))). . . ......I'm just not sure. I'd be thinking of the avoidable cost of a new phone (when I got my phone, I asked what the price was for a replacement handpiece, and it was some ridiculous amount).....and all my millions of contact numbers . . .....

WHAT???????????? you're gonna clean phecal philth out of that tiny thing? All those millions of contacts WILL call you eventually.

Everyone - please note: do NOT borrow Em's cell phone at any Psummit. :lol: who's to say she HASN"T already dropped it into some phoul pit somewhere before? *snort*

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

There are 2 or maybe 2

psawyer Proficient
always wondered.........is Smythe pronounced like the usual Smith, or with the Long I sound?
Well, based on a sample of one, a woman with whom I worked many years ago (Jimmy Carter was in the White House), Linda Smythe pronounced her name with a looong I sound: Sm-eye-th.
DingoGirl Enthusiast

mygawd..........I really have no life

part trois

Peter and Queen Jackay are SETTING UP CHRISTMAS??????????? Well, I think it's okay because you didn't do it BEFORE halloween......... ;)

Whoa Royal Congrats to Queen Giacci I!!!!!!

(P

tom Contributor

Ok, I've become terribly delinquent in my Mayo reportage .. . ..

Everything appt-wise was full up :(

Had I won the Mayo Appt Lottery I would've had some of EVERYthing today. __oscopies from bofe ends, multiple MRIs betwixt, immunologist/allergist, uhhhh more maybe ...somehow I didn't get a list.

So . .. .I've yet to decide when will be best, but will then sched all well in advance.

I was pretty busy today w/ all sorts of mom stuff. More on all that later.

Don't know if anyone has kept track, but I know I've never been Queen :angry::P By now, there can't be too many of us who haven't.......

Sure, but ain'tcha Queen-designate of the whole forum, wit dem 13,787+ posts??!!

LOL! Kind of sounds like a flower...Joo-lily :D

Ahhh yes .. ..now, .. .. if I remember correctly that's in the Phylum Magnoliaphyta, Family Liliace

tom Contributor

Bah emotibusted :angry:

So tired <head hits keyboard -_- >

Wait :unsure: <raises head> .....did Phataghmn just post nekkid on a horse?????

Or neck horsed on a post :wacko:

:lol::lol::lol: Janetly....you know me too well, I observed the rollover from a very safe distance.

<bawkBAWWWk>

OH!!!!!

Stop me if you've heard this one .. .

Me: "Knock-knock"

<say it> SAYYYYYY IIIIIIIIIT!!

Oh fine I'll pretend

You: who's there?

Me: Interruptive Chicken

You: interruptiME:BAWWWK!!!!!!!!!

Nephew Petey got me w/ that a couple yrs ago.

One of these rollovers it would be PHUN to ALL post in a fury at the same time and see who shakes out as King/Queen.

Did'nit go down li'dat once?

tom Contributor

HEY!! Reduced emotiquota!!! Yer not the Boss of me!!!!

<split post>

(Or it's all "hmm ok I can drop 1 from w/in the quoted gem of that psilly, hate it but must sacrifice .. . ..annnnnnnnd . ...grrrr . .FINE I'll diminish my emotional range in that passage like a victim of bad botox .. ..annnnnd . ... .hmmm just because I WAS really really happy must I use THREE :)s??? But so much happier than 1, so I'll make do w/ 2. Still, much easier than de-combining the emoticombos reflecting a complex soup of emotions. . . ...wanting mulligatawny but served bisque . .. .oh me oh my oh . ... this hobbling of emoti-freedom . . .Is it better to have twentied & be reduced to ten than to have never twentied at all??)

Yep, we have The Office, but I've never watched it...I need to get with the program! I think it is on opposite one of my must watched shows so that is probably why.

Uh-oh confession time .. . I know it's widely enjoyed . .. ...I like to believe I'd find the original hilarious . ..but .. . .I'm not all that amused by our version :ph34r:

Great is an understatement. I got pics, forthcoming soon as the Jolly Green Giant gets on the stick and finds em for me. Might have to use email, not too computer savvy.

Okey-doke . ..email 'em out then we'll ALL use 'em for our avs. :lol::P

. . . (and we'll retire yer sweater) . ..

I fink dat's Canuckian for jersey . ... :huh: ?

"Pserenget(ahandful) Psillies" av cracks me up repeatedly :lol:

[P.S. How 'bout dat .. ..ague IS a word!]

WardGirl Rookie

Good Saturday Morning my deal royal Silly subjects :) I'll just refer to you as RSS from now on :D

I hope everyone had a lovely Friday evening do what ever one does on a Friday evening.

My royal wish for the day is for everyone to have fun, stay healthy and for everyone that has ailing family or friends for them to be feeling better :)

elye Community Regular

Good Morning, Queen Jacquieeee!!

Whoa, two Psilliy Epics last evening. .. . So much to comment on in both novellas from Ptaoughmghmnuss and Sooozie..... .. I've not the time, howevah!

...Luuuuurve The Office - -Steve Carell's is SO real, it's terrifying.....I've known a couple of bizarre, pain-in-the-arse men like this ....... :lol:

Yes!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, borrow me cellphone -- ya just never know into what it has dropped. . . . ... :o

Ptaoughmghmnus, in me heart o' hearts I feel it's best to have never twentied at all. . . ...... :lol:

Sophie is travelling back and forth to The Wildcats' big first tournament of the season - -won their first game last night 4 -1. :)B) Two games today (I will go to the second one), and then hopefully the semi-final tomorrow mid-morning, and the gold-medal game tomorrow night!!!

I asked Sophie if she would fish her cellphone out of the hellish fecal quagmire that is any porta-potty, with the caveat that she would be allowed to wear her trapper.

NO WAYYYY... . . ...

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