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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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Darn210 Enthusiast
Gianknit - The Reader.........my mum loved the movie.........must ponder........do you think anyone will mind if I show up with Weezee and Kit Kit? :lol:

Should nae be problem . . . as long as they get along wif the host's pet . . . I believe all but one of the ten have dogs and/or cats.

Janet, I am also jealous of yer book club. Sounds so fun and the book selections so interesting. Do you update on Good Reads?

Hi Jooleigh - Haven't updated on Good Reads in ages . . . :rolleyes: . . . one of those things I'll get around to . . . I'm the one that started my book club. If I can do it, anybody can. My idea was to invite three people and then have each of them invite two people so that I wouldn't have to personally round up enough and I would also get a chance to meet/make some new friends. As it turned out, I ended up knowing everyone (except one) but I've gotten to know some a lot better than I did. Ten seems to be a good number . . . we usually have 6 or 7 at any particular discussion.

(did you guys know that I memorized pretty much the entire Les Mis soundtrack about 20 years ago? and this one's my theme song? And I have belted it out - in tandem with my niece or completely solo - in pubs, bars, dinner parties, family gatherings, anywhere)

Anybody else find this ironic???? . . . Suezzle's THEME song is from . . .*gasp* . . . a musical!!!????!!!!

:)

I LOVED that book! Have you read "The Dogs of Babel" or "The Red Tent" or "Garden Spells"?

No, Yes(Really Liked It), No . . . I shall throw the two "No's" out to the group for potential book club reads.

Bevdearly - loved your poem for Joodeigh.

Buttercup on weed catnip - :lol::lol:

Also loved the Dr. Seuss poem . . . who was that?? Geosse??

WHERE'S OUR DAMN RECIPE FOR CHOCOLATE PIG PIE????

*snort* . . . get it?? Funny? annnnnnd Pig?? Snort?? :lol::lol::lol:

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*snort* . . . get it?? Funny? annnnnnd Pig?? Snort?? :lol::lol::lol:

:D hee :D

Jan-it is phunny :P

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My idea was to invite three people and then have each of them invite two people so that I wouldn't have to personally round up enough and I would also get a chance to meet/make some new friends. Ten seems to be a good number . . . we usually have 6 or 7 at any particular discussion.

Gaaaahhh. . . . . :blink: . ...Jyah-gnutt is waxing mathematical, er sumfin'. .. . ........

:lol:

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"This act is not unlike dances performed by football players after a touchdown." --direct quote from above

Is this like slapping yer mates on the behind? What will they think of next?

i must be really old or somethin--i just don't unnerstand kids dese days :huh:

I wonder if there's a support group for catnip users. Mayhap would go somethin like this:

Buttercup: Ok pee-pull, let's call this meeting to order. Now, who would like to start?

Simon: Hi every-bodee, I'm Simon.

All: Hi Simon!

Simon: I've been nip-free for a long time now, but it was bad, man, reeeeaaalll bad once. I even stole from my mom. Followed her around stoned all day, beggin for food.

Buttercup: Thanks for sharing Simon. Who'd like to go next?

"Tom" cat: Hi, I'm 'Tom'--

Buttercup: It's ok 'Tom', you don't have to use your real name. We understand...

"Tom": Catnip makes me happee. I Like catnip. It's...mellowwww.

Buttercup: Oh-kay. Thanks, Tom. And who's your friend? It's so nice to see a new face.

Tess: Hi. My name is Tess.

All: Hi Tess!

Tess: I've been off the wackl-weed for almost 60 days

Buttercup: That's great Tess! Now, please take your seat. Tess. Tess! Sit down!

Tess: What's in these Pounce treats, anyway? I feel cra-zee. Iz there gluten in this stuff, or what?

Buttercup: Alrighty, then. Group, who would like to share next?

Allo: 'Ello, guys. Allo here.

All: 'Ello, Allo!

Allo: I've been struggling with the cat-caine for years. Had me first taste when I was just a wee lad. Me peeps thought it would be cute to let me play with it, like it was all just a big joke or sumfin'! Now, I can't even sleep unless I got it on me head.

Buttercup: Ok, Allo. That's why we're here. It works if you work it! Next? You there, the shy one in the corner listenin to Les mis on yer mp3...

Kit-Kit: Uh, hi guys. I'm Kit (sniggers from the group). But--you can call me Nigel!

All: Hi Nigel!

Kit-Kit: Uh, yeah, like, uh, I've never had catnip. Man you'se guys'r lucky.

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"This act is not unlike dances performed by football players after a touchdown." --direct quote from above

Is this like slapping yer mates on the behind? What will they think of next?

i must be really old or somethin--i just don't unnerstand kids dese days :huh:

I wonder if there's a support group for catnip users. Mayhap would go somethin like this:

Buttercup: Ok pee-pull, let's call this meeting to order. Now, who would like to start?

Simon: Hi every-bodee, I'm Simon.

All: Hi Simon!

Simon: I've been nip-free for a long time now, but it was bad, man, reeeeaaalll bad once. I even stole from my mom. Followed her around stoned all day, beggin for food.

Buttercup: Thanks for sharing Simon. Who'd like to go next?

"Tom" cat: Hi, I'm 'Tom'--

Buttercup: It's ok 'Tom', you don't have to use your real name. We understand...

"Tom": Catnip makes me happee. I Like catnip. It's...mellowwww.

Buttercup: Oh-kay. Thanks, Tom. And who's your friend? It's so nice to see a new face.

Tess: Hi. My name is Tess.

All: Hi Tess!

Tess: I've been off the wackl-weed for almost 60 days

Buttercup: That's great Tess! Now, please take your seat. Tess. Tess! Sit down!

Tess: What's in these Pounce treats, anyway? I feel cra-zee. Iz there gluten in this stuff, or what?

Buttercup: Alrighty, then. Group, who would like to share next?

Allo: 'Ello, guys. Allo here.

All: 'Ello, Allo!

Allo: I've been struggling with the cat-caine for years. Had me first taste when I was just a wee lad. Me peeps thought it would be cute to let me play with it, like it was all just a big joke or sumfin'! Now, I can't even sleep unless I got it on me head.

Buttercup: Ok, Allo. That's why we're here. It works if you work it! Next? You there, the shy one in the corner listenin to Les mis on yer mp3...

Kit-Kit: Uh, hi guys. I'm Kit (sniggers from the group). But--you can call me Nigel!

All: Hi Nigel!

Kit-Kit: Uh, yeah, like, uh, I've never had catnip. Man you'se guys'r lucky.

Lyle: Um, I'm Lyle, um and um, when the lady in the house shows me the tub, I, um stick my foot in and scoop out as much as I can.

and then I lay on it

and roll in it

and will do anything to protect my stash

and then I have the best nap

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Lyle: Um, I'm Lyle, um and um, when the lady in the house shows me the tub, I, um stick my foot in and scoop out as much as I can.

and then I lay on it

and roll in it

and will do anything to protect my stash

and then I have the best nap

Buttercup: Look, group, a late arrival! Hi Lyle, and welcome. Yes, I think many of us here have had the experience of being kept in the cycle of addiction by our co-dependent enabling two-leggeds. (restless angry sounds from the group) But, that's ok. We're secretly plotting to overthrow our oppressors by slowly draining their wallets with our ridiculous gourmet food demands.

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Oh MY god Bev

You just made me lose it.......can't even see to type

I'll be taking me sillies with me. how sweet of you to take the time to write that :(:) you gave me this smile

contractor was so nice and think he'll be perfect

i'm so out of it didn't even look at his thumbs, was too busy looking at his 'BIG' HANDS and he's so tall and rugged like a mountian man

I'm sure he can handle it all .

couldn't even read anything after Bev's poem

will be back

Thanks Bev

As me sister says WE FEAR CHANGE :ph34r::ph34r:

I have to write a poem for Judith.

Judith's been working in the basement

All the live-long day.

She's been working in the basement

Just to pack her stuff away.

Don't you hear the wind blowing,

She had to rise up too early in the morn;

Don't you hear Jim shouting,

"Judith, pack me horns!"

Judith won't you pack,

Judith won't you pack,

Judith won't you pack Jim's porn horns?

Something's in the basement with Judith

Something's in the basement I know

Something's in the basement with Judith

making a dank wind blow.....................

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GAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: x 5,000

Mimms-o's CAT ADDICTION TALK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dear gawd - - phunniest thing EVER and no time to comment - must BE somewhere in 15 and am - not dressed and

no makeup and

PHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :huh:

more later

:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

loved Lyle's drunken comments also - he seems quite stoned though :lol:

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:lol::lol: Good lord, Raee-chull's Cat-nippers anonymous. . . . . . ....

Big Tom: It's taken over my whole life, man... . . . ..I rarely groom myself when I'm on the stuff. . . . . .... .my purring sounds like sitar music.... . . ..I crap in that box, stare at it, and the thought of burying it in litter just strikes me as hilarious, so I just leave it...... .I leave it, man!!!

contractor was so nice and think he'll be perfect

i'm so out of it didn't even look at his thumbs, was too busy looking at his 'BIG' HANDS and he's so tall and rugged like a mountian man

I'm sure he can handle it all .

Joooodie! This sounds suspiciously like OUR YETI!! Has he finally reappeared, this time as a handyman on Joodie's doorstep??!

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Anybody else find this ironic???? . . . Suezzle's THEME song is from . . .*gasp* . . . a musical!!!????!!!!

:ph34r:

:huh:

:unsure:

:lol:

Yes. It's true. There are THREE musicals (maybe more, not counting childhood) from which I have memorized all songs. Well, 80 percent of songs. Les Mis is my fave book of my whole life, and not the condensed one, pholks, the really long one. Read it back when I had an attention span, in me twenties. :wacko:

I'll never forget when I got to the ending, at 3 am........walked downstairs sobbing, and me mum was up still (I come by my insomnia honestly, and on both sides, you know). Sobbing and sobbing, she was so alarmed.....and I told her the story of Jean Valjean and Fantine and Cosette and Marius. :wub:

So yeah, I did see the musical in SF, was so bored I wanted to stab myself with a butter knife.....but sat through the entire three hours. Knowing. Every. Word. And. Still. Bored.

You just can NAE fit a 1200-word novel into a three-hour play. Crikey.

:huh:

much, much more later.........must quote Mimmsy's entire Wackl Stoned Cat Capers post :lol:

(did you SEE that she had Kit AND Nigel in there? :lol: :lol: :lol: )

and put up the recipe sometime soon for Janie's Chocolate Pig Pie

:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

HI JUDITH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) did they let you out of the basement??????????? :P

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:lol:

I AM SUSAN BOYLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol::lol::lol:

AYe!!!, I've had ma suspicions for some time now......the hatred of all things musical?? :unsure: (A COVER!!!)........the difficulty with the taming of the hair!! (on head AND eyebrows), .....,'nearly 48...never been married'

When I saw it this Saturday I KNEW!!!!!......she's a canny lass our Sooze ......( I think Simon :wub: 's her)

MIMI's catnip poem!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol::lol::lol:

MOST EXCELLENT!!! (BTW...catnip has virtually NO effect on ma kitties :unsure: ....I'm sure they got the 'antedote' at the vets :lol: )

JUDITH's released from the basement and the builder's got BIG hands???

:lol:

OK see-leighs......am off on a countryside jaunt today to meet my friend who moved out there (HA! ..when you live in London anywhere that ISN'T London is 'the countryside' ....but this REALLY is a tiny village!!!)

She has BOUGHT A HORSE :huh:

I am askeert .... :unsure: hold me... .....also allergic (taking goggles and a nose peg ;) )

Hope everyone has a PHUNKY DAY!!!!!! :D

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Mornin', Peeps!

Dear gawd, this morning my inbox was full of messages - - FIVE of them from completely disassociated people, with the SOOOOOOZLE BOYLE youtube attachment in place. :huh::rolleyes:

AYe!!!, I've had ma suspicions for some time now......the hatred of all things musical?? :unsure: (A COVER!!!)........the difficulty with the taming of the hair!! (on head AND eyebrows), .....,'nearly 48...never been married'

Like you, Nik, I was convinced after I'd seen the clip a couple of times that it was our Clovis Sooooze. Looking back, how obvious! How could we have not immediately known?? Same age, Les Mis obsession, flyaway hair, never married, quite erudite, brimming with emotion, looking like an individual who hadn't slept properly in some nights . . .... .. .....

Nik!! You must flood their phone lines with votes for our Sooooze! She is poised to win Britain's Got Talent!!

A PSILLY HITTING THE BIG TIME! GOING ON WORLD TOURS!

:lol:

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Mornin Psills! I just luv visiting Psillyville.....youse guys make my day! :D I really enjoyed the Suszle Boil video.....intend to pass that one on. So so nice to see someone who is not a Twiggy twin/ makeup Qween getting a chance at fame-dom!!!!!

OMG!!! We had a freeze here last night :o My poor tropical plants.....and many new perennials with very tender new growth are on my deck; getting acclimated to outside temps, getting ready to be planted or set in the gardens for summer. The forcast was for 40! HOW could they lie to me and let my plants get frosted!!! Hopefully they were wet enough (2 days of rain) to not get burned. Oh, the horror of it!!! Possible pots of wilted spinach!!! The weather is being very strange this year. Temps up and down like a see-saw. I want to start the veggie garden....but I'm tooo askeert to.

Lov the Kittay Nip-anonymous group!

Hang in there Juuude! Hope you don't find any monsters in your dungeon cellar! :lol: Selph imposed torture is bad enough.

Hope all is well in Psillyville.

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Mornin' sillies B)

Jeeze, I got nuttin.....Allo is settling in and fer the last 2 nights he has thankfully not started to whine at 3AM, so I'm drunk wif sleep :lol: Either too little, or too much.... :huh:

Hope everyone is having a great start to yer Thursday :D Judith, upstairs, Nik wif her nose plug :P , Teer-essa and her poor chilled plants......

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Jestgar Rising Star
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Even better!

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Sillies!

Must announce the arrival of my neice this morning--just about an hour ago. My sister Tammy gave birth to her 2nd little girl. She was 8lb 4 ounces. Much bigger than Silvia. They have not given us her name yet. Last I was aware her name was Margherita. He is Italian and it is his mothers name. They were undecided by that, Victoria or Kiara.

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Sillies!

Must announce the arrival of my neice this morning--just about an hour ago. My sister Tammy gave birth to her 2nd little girl. She was 8lb 4 ounces. Much bigger than Silvia. They have not given us her name yet. Last I was aware her name was Margherita. He is Italian and it is his mothers name. They were undecided by that, Victoria or Kiara.

YAYYAA!!!!!!!!

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CONGRATS, AUNTIE AMANDA!!!!!!! :):)

Even better!

:lol::lol::lol: OMG!!!!!

Um, you guys. . . .. . . . . . ...have another look at that clip.

Stavros Flatly. . . .. . ......

Does he look a little......familiar?. . . . . ...

Holy crap. It's POeter.

I just KNOW it. I've met POeter, and that is HIM. Hiding beneath a bald cap, then a blonde wig, wearing those tight dancing shorts.....and I am certain when we had lunch with POeter in the fall, I caught a glimpse of some intricate tattoo work on his arm. . . ..

And the way he moved.....taking his seat in the restaurant, walking out to the parking lot - - it was like I was watching a Riverdance afficionado, holding things back.

Now the boy. . . . .......kinda seems a little like The Ripper.. . . ..

:huh:

:lol:

:lol:

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Sillies!

Must announce the arrival of my neice this morning

Congratulations, Aunt Amanda!! :D Welcome to the new lil' one!

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Here's what I got

Margherita

8lb 5 ounces

19 1/2 inches

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Even better!

These guys cracked me up :lol::lol:

CONGRATS TO AMANDA!!!!!!!! (and your sister!!!!!!!!!)

I'm BAAAAACKKKK from the open rolling fields and horsey peeps ;) ....... dear GAWD!! :o .......... canNOT even attempt to hazard a guess at the sheer bloody heart stopping calorific value of our pub lunch today :lol:

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Tess: What's in these Pounce treats, anyway? I feel cra-zee. Iz there gluten in this stuff, or what?

Buttercup: Alrighty, then. Group, who would like to share next?

Allo: 'Ello, guys. Allo here.

All: 'Ello, Allo!

Allo: I've been struggling with the cat-caine for years. Had me first taste when I was just a wee lad. Me peeps thought it would be cute to let me play with it, like it was all just a big joke or sumfin'! Now, I can't even sleep unless I got it on me head.

Buttercup: Ok, Allo. That's why we're here. It works if you work it! Next? You there, the shy one in the corner listenin to Les mis on yer mp3...

Kit-Kit: Uh, hi guys. I'm Kit (sniggers from the group). But--you can call me Nigel!

All: Hi Nigel!

Kit-Kit: Uh, yeah, like, uh, I've never had catnip. Man you'se guys'r lucky.

all right.......just had to quote some things that particularly delighted me.....

:lol: :lol:

note that Allo seems to be speaking in a - Scottish? accent? er sumphin? :lol:

and look at Kit/Nigel's comments :lol:

this just tickles me to no end *snoooooooooort*

AYe!!!, I've had ma suspicions for some time now......the hatred of all things musical?? (A COVER!!!)........the difficulty with the taming of the hair!! (on head AND eyebrows), .....,'nearly 48...never been married'

When I saw it this Saturday I KNEW!!!!!......she's a canny lass our Sooze ......( I think Simon :wub: 's her)

:lol: :lol: Yes! "TIS ME!!!!!!!!!!!!

and notice that I didn't bother to dye my grEy roots before the show - - just didn't care- and me blowdryer went on the fritz......and I forgot to pluck me brows..........

but 'TIS ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:lol:

Like you, Nik, I was convinced after I'd seen the clip a couple of times that it was our Clovis Sooooze. Looking back, how obvious! How could we have not immediately known?? Same age, Les Mis obsession, flyaway hair, never married, quite erudite, brimming with emotion, looking like an individual who hadn't slept properly in some nights . . .... .. .....

Nik!! You must flood their phone lines with votes for our Sooooze! She is poised to win Britain's Got Talent!!

A PSILLY HITTING THE BIG TIME! GOING ON WORLD TOURS!

Yes - insomniatic, frazzle-headed spinstress out of Clovis, CA :lol: :lol:

OMG!!! We had a freeze here last night My poor tropical plants.....and many new perennials with very tender new growth are on my deck; getting acclimated to outside temps, getting ready to be planted or set in the gardens for summer. The forcast was for 40! HOW could they lie to me and let my plants get frosted!!! Hopefully they were wet enough (2 days of rain) to not get burned. Oh, the horror of it!!! Possible pots of wilted spinach!!! The weather is being very strange this year. Temps up and down like a see-saw. I want to start the veggie garden....but I'm tooo askeert to.

Oh Tea! I hope yer plants will be okay!

Even better!

oh dear gawddddd :lol: that WOZ funny

Um, you guys. . . .. . . . . . ...have another look at that clip.

Stavros Flatly. . . .. . ......

Does he look a little......familiar?. . . . . ...

Holy crap. It's POeter.

I just KNOW it. I've met POeter, and that is HIM. Hiding beneath a bald cap, then a blonde wig, wearing those tight dancing shorts.....and I am certain when we had lunch with POeter in the fall, I caught a glimpse of some intricate tattoo work on his arm. . . ..

And the way he moved.....taking his seat in the restaurant, walking out to the parking lot - - it was like I was watching a Riverdance afficionado, holding things back.

Now the boy. . . . .......kinda seems a little like The Ripper.. . . ..

Yes, THREE SILLIES are in Britain's got talent!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

CONGRATS to Amanda!!!!!!!!!! :)

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I'm BAAAAACKKKK from the open rolling fields and horsey peeps ;) ....... dear GAWD!! :o .......... canNOT even attempt to hazard a guess at the sheer bloody heart stopping calorific value of our pub lunch today :lol:

Oh!! Nikki's Day Out!!! Posh, calorific lunch at a country pub - NEEEEEEEEEAAARRRRRRGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I want to go!!!! :rolleyes:

Next time, call me, okay? :P

sillies - - I had this startling thought about how much more I"d actually get done in life if I had no computer

:o

:ph34r:

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Congrats Amanda!!! (and to yer sister, too)

JoDog's out of surgery . . . she gets to come home tomorrow . . . poor girl :( The worst part is that she has to be confined or on lead for the next six weeks!!! They told me that when I picked her up tomorrow, I would have the option of picking up a sedative (doggie valium?) to keep her from getting overly excited. I told them that I don't need to think about it, I definitely wanted it!!!

Warm and sunny here . . . heading out side to rip out some old/overgrown landscaping. Haven't decided what to put in instead, just know certain areas are going to be majorly overhauled. I got a quote for some bushes to be removed and replaced wif sumptin differnt (ummmm . . . just because I don't like them) but that's on hold. We've got a bunch of pines at the back of our property. There were two struggling/diseased austrian pines that we took out last year and now it looks like we might lose a white pine. Now waiting to see if it "goes" . . . then small landscaping budget will be used on dead tree removal and replacement with two good sized trees. We wouldn't want our neighbors to be able to look into our yard and see that we haven't mowed the grass all the fun we're having!!

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I have a new poem for all you working folk:

'I cannot go to work today, '

Said Jestgar, Em and blueeyemanada-may.

'The Twas won't clean my house ,

And my kitties left a big bad mouse.

Plus my head it hurts, my throat is dry,

A margarita would be better, sigh.

My husband had gall-bladder rocks,

My cats are high and the ferries won't dock.

And there's one more reason-that's almost nine,

And don't you think a mental health day would be just phine?

Jess's leg is cut-Amanda's eyes are blue-

And Susie has absinthian flu.

Poor Leesa needs tosleep and dream,

And Jianknit's ankle-biters make her want to scream.

I'm sure I missed you other working folk (Pieter, Susie not to mention all you MOMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!) but I'll get ya next time. I need to start writing more anyway- you know cause it'll help me when I teach :P :P

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      Hi,   Not saying Thiamine (B1) couldn't be an issue as well, but Mg was definitely the cause of my problems. It's the only thing that worked. I supplemented with B vitamins, but that didn't change anything, in fact they made me sick. Mg stopped all my muscle pain (HCTZ) within a few months and fixed all the intestinal problems HCTZ caused as well. Mom has an allergy to some sulfa drugs (IgG Celiac too), but I don't think I've ever taken them. Mg boosted my energy as well. It solved a lot of problems. I take 1000mg MgO a day with no problems. I boost absorption with Vitamin D. Some people can't take MgO,  like mom, she takes Mg Glycinate. It's one of those things that someone has try and find the right form for themselves. Everyone's different. Mg deficiency can cause anxiety and is a treatment for it. A pharmacist gave me a list of drugs years ago that cause Mg deficiency: PPIs, H2 bockers, HCTZ, some beta blockers (metoprolol which I've taken -- horrible side effects), some anti-anxiety meds too were on it. I posted because I saw he was an IgG celiac. He's the first one I've seen in 20 years, other than my family. We're rare. All the celiacs I've met are IgA. Finding healthcare is a nightmare. Just trying to help. B  
    • Scott Adams
      It sounds like you've been through a lot with your son's health journey, and it's understandable that you're seeking answers and solutions. Given the complexity of his symptoms and medical history, it might be beneficial to explore a few avenues: Encourage your son to keep a detailed journal of his symptoms, including when they occur, their severity, any triggers or patterns, and how they impact his daily life. This information can be valuable during medical consultations and may help identify correlations or trends. Consider seeking opinions from specialized medical centers or academic hospitals that have multidisciplinary teams specializing in gastrointestinal disorders, especially those related to Celiac disease and Eosinophilic Esophagitis (EOE). These centers often have experts who deal with complex cases and can offer a comprehensive evaluation. Since you've already explored alternative medicine with a nutrition response doctor and a gut detox diet, you may want to consider consulting a functional medicine practitioner. They take a holistic approach to health, looking at underlying causes and imbalances that may contribute to symptoms. Given his low vitamin D levels and other nutritional markers, a thorough nutritional assessment by a registered dietitian or nutritionist specializing in gastrointestinal health could provide insights into any deficiencies or dietary adjustments that might help alleviate symptoms. In addition to routine tests, consider asking about more specialized tests that may not be part of standard screenings. These could include comprehensive stool analyses, food intolerance testing, allergy panels, or advanced imaging studies to assess gut health.
    • Nacina
      Hello, I am a 45 year old mom, who was diagnosed at 29 with Celiac. My now 14 year old son was diagnosed just before his 4th birthday. Needless to say, we are old pros with the diet. He was experiencing some issues, overall health took a major plummet a year ago, and through a bit of work, was diagnosed with EOE. Tried diet alone, but his follow up endoscopy didn't show the improvements his DR. wanted to see, so I tried the medication. (Steroid). He became extremely backed up, and they had him taking Miralax daily. His health plummeted. He is a straight A honor's 8th grader who plays club soccer very competitively. His health continued to decline and at 13 had a colonoscopy and another upper gi. (He was still compacted even with the prep). I finally pulled him off all meds and mira lax, after reading much negative literature online, and put him on a gut detox diet and took him to a nutrition response dr. Finally things have improved. However...over a year later and he is having relapse stomach pain, debilitating stomach pain. Missing a day of school a week, to three this week. This is where we downward spiral with him. He says it doesn't feel the same as when he has gotten backed up before. He is eating prunes, taking his supplements, drinking water...all of the things. Yet, he is feeling horrible. Pain is abdomen, headache, lethargy, diarrhea . He is on a strict gluten dairy, egg free diet. He has adapted well in regards to diet. But I feel like we are missing something here. He is too active, too outgoing to be feeling sick all of the time. His Bilirubin is constantly high. His white blood count always runs slightly low. His vitamin D was very low last time he ran tests, (last month) when he was sick for a week. His celiac markers show negative, so it isn't that. His last endoscopy showed no Eosinaphils in his esophagus.  I have taken him to multiple Ped. Gastro specialists. They run tests, and we get zero answers. I meticulously go through labs, hoping to make some sense and maybe catch something. Any thoughts or ideas would greatly be appreciated. 
    • trents
      But if you have been off of wheat for a period of weeks/months leading up to the testing it will likely turn out to be negative for celiac disease, even if you actually have celiac disease. Given your symptoms when consuming gluten, we certainly understand your reluctance to undergo  the "gluten challenge" before testing but you need to understand that the testing may be a waste of time if you don't. What are you going to do if it is negative for celiac disease? Are you going to go back to merrily eating wheat/barley/rye products while living in pain and destroying your health? You will be in a conundrum. Do I or do I not? And you will likely have a difficult time being consistent with your diet. Celiac disease causes inflammation to the small bowel villous lining when gluten containing grains are consumed. This inflammation produces certain antibodies that can be detected in the blood after they reach a certain level, which takes weeks or months after the onset of the disease. If gluten is stopped or drastically reduced, the inflammation begins to decrease and so do the antibodies. Before long, their low levels are not detectable by testing and the antibody blood tests done for diagnosing celiac disease will be negative. Over time, this inflammation wears down the billions of microscopic, finger-like projections that make up the lining and form the nutrient absorbing layer of the small bowel where all the nutrition in our food is absorbed. As the villi bet worn down, vitamin and mineral deficiencies typically develop because absorption is compromised. An endoscopy with biopsy of the small bowel lining to microscopically examine this damage is usually the second stage of celiac disease diagnosis. However, when people cut out gluten or cut back on it significantly ahead of time before the biopsy is done, the villous lining has already experienced some healing and the microscopic examination may be negative or inconclusive. I'm not trying to tell you what to do I just want you to understand what the consequences of going gluten free ahead of testing are as far as test results go so that you will either not waste your time in having the tests done or will be prepared for negative test results and the impact that will have on your dietary decisions. And, who are these "consultants" you keep talking about and what are their qualifications? You are in the unenviable position that many who joint this forum have found themselves in. Namely, having begun a gluten free diet before getting a proper diagnosis but unwilling to enter into the gluten challenge for valid testing because of the severity of the symptoms it would cause them.
    • Fluka66
      Thank you very much for your reply. I hadn't heard of celiac disease but began to notice a pattern of pain. I've been on the floor more than once with agonising pain but this was always put down to another abdominal problem consequently I've been on a roundabout of backwards and forwards with another consultant for many years. I originally questioned this diagnosis but was assured it was the reason for my pain. Many years later the consultant gave up and I had a new GP. I started to cut out certain food types ,reading packets then really started to cut out wheat and went lactose free. After a month I reintroduced these in one meal and ended screaming in agony the tearing and bloating pain. With this info and a swollen lymph node in my neck I went back to the GP.  I have a referral now . I have also found out that acidic food is causing the terrible pain . My thoughts are this is irritating any ulcers. I'm hoping that after a decade the outlook isn't all bad. My blood test came back with a high marker but I didn't catch what it was. My GP and I have agreed that I won't go back on wheat just for the test due to the pain , my swollen lymph node and blood test results.  Trying to remain calm for the referral and perhaps needed to be more forceful all those years ago but I'm not assertive and consultants can be overwhelming. Many thanks for your reply . Wishing you all the best.
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